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Community Call Insult the Hero

Published Thursday, November 15, 2007 11:10 AM by Sam

We need a replacement for the tired old "Arseface" from the original Fable, as the Hero Title which you receive when you get enough NPCs to hate your guts. So, if any of you chaps and chappettes have some abusive and derisive ideas, now is the time to shout and share it with the team! Or rather post them in the comments of this blog (we are going to regret this aren't we?), and who knows, if it's G o o d [Good] enough the title might make it onto our shortlist!

The insults should be puerile, but not too puerile, sound at least somewhat original, and not cross a certain line (as an example, "gobshite" has been rejected because, while it might sound funny and wacky to American ears, it’s still a bit too strong for Fable and British ears).
 
The thing to remember is that it’s a way for Fable villagers to call the Hero an arsehole because they hate him/her and obviously needs to work for both genders.

Clearly homophobic or otherwise derrogative ones aren’t going to make the grade and ideally shouldn’t even appear in the comments (and are most likely to be removed).

   

Comments

 

bj0ern said:

"Stinkypants"
November 15, 2007 6:54 AM
 

DeadJoshWalking said:

Gitwod
Titwod
Arsewod
Teenager
Arsenal Fan
Skankmuncher
Chavmuncher
Gitmuncher
Titmuncher (might be useful for a different behaviour definition)
***...no wait
November 15, 2007 7:09 AM
 

IronChief said:

"oi, bumchops!"

November 15, 2007 7:21 AM
 

Portarock said:

I know it's cliche but how about Jack Thompson.
November 15, 2007 7:32 AM
 

ProfYaffel said:

"Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!"

Or...

Bottomburp...
November 15, 2007 7:37 AM
 

SpunkeeMonk said:

Cerberus
November 15, 2007 7:49 AM
 

butlerm said:

Prof's is G o o d [Good], especially if we're around french pplxz loolxzzzz


Arsebandit
Wank stain
daddy's little squirt
Ugly somma-ma  ***
I'd usually be on the ball right about now but I had a late night, don't worry I'll post some more insults laters
November 15, 2007 7:51 AM
 

LuciferJM said:

"Angel of red herrings" context: "ya'r an Angel of Red herrings y'know..." (to be said near a dock area mb)

" Wetbag"  context: "yoooou' Wetbag!"

"Big Girls Blouse" context: "ya' Big Girls Blouse" (light scottish accent)

"Bludsworth of Bludington" context: "Everyone look, its the Bludsworth of bludington - ha ha"







November 15, 2007 7:51 AM
 

Kronologic said:

circle-jerker
traffic warden
scum sucker
Judas
...  Actually I quite like arseface tbh.
November 15, 2007 7:55 AM
 

Aliastris said:

Toadstool!
Jerkguts
'It's him/her! Where's the axe?!'
Ditchhead
Barrelbottom

In response to ProfYaffel: Probably the weirdest was:

'Second-hand electric donkey-bottom biter'.

I wounder how long it'll be before someone gets offended?
Then again, if you're reading this you're probably expecting it.
November 15, 2007 7:55 AM
 

peetrus said:

Poodildo,
Spacktard,
Carpet-muncher,
***-knocker,
Chicken-Choker,
Jizz-Monkey.
November 15, 2007 8:05 AM
 

BayStone said:

Something Fabley... hmm... Balvturd? J.O.B? Man, this is pretty difficult. How about the classic "fequinbustud"? Maybe too with voices?
November 15, 2007 8:14 AM
 

Ferick said:


Licemonger
Pintlepuller
Phlegmpot
Crotch-fungus
Sputum-churn
Itchfiend
Wissdrinker





November 15, 2007 8:23 AM
 

jawnsixteen said:

i use these two all the time and a lot of people get a kick out of it:

Basketknocker  -  It doesn't seem so bad, but say it outloud and you'll see how fun it is to say and how mean it sounds lol.

Jerk  -  I love this one, it's just very simple but with the right emphasis it sounds great
November 15, 2007 8:34 AM
 

Zabka said:

Dogbride
Fishface
Mansquito
November 15, 2007 9:04 AM
 

GARAGEFLOWER said:

These should all be pre-fixed with 'You great/big/ugly... etc'

Steaming Hobbeturd
Weeping sore
Festering carbuncle
Hairy wart
Gangrenous wound
Hairy turd
Snot gobbler
Vomit monger
Feckless tool
Finger sniffer
*** Picker
*** fruit
Pox peddler
Rancid stool

That should do it, I could go on all day.




November 15, 2007 9:08 AM
 

toddquest said:

I think that you should start off with the title Scum or Street Scum.

Hobbe's ***
Troll Vomit
Wanker
Balverine tic/lice/flea



November 15, 2007 9:11 AM
 

deco1020 said:

You are the septic stain on the cosmic fabric of the universe!!
November 15, 2007 9:16 AM
 

thechapel said:

Meatbag
Yank
Yonker
Pariah
Noob
***
Whore
Teabagger
November 15, 2007 9:20 AM
 

Sir Voor said:

"Scumface" was my first thought, but that more comical and is calling you ugly then I think your looking.

Instead of just one fit all title I’m thinking have it base on who you are, so a hated king would be a “tyrant” and a hated landlord would be a “slumlord”.  Sometimes you would be called thief, bully or murder depending on why you’re hated.

And to add some emotion you could add “heartless” in front of it.  
November 15, 2007 9:35 AM
 

Crosbie said:

Gusset rash

Scumsucker

Bogsniffer

Quilt

Pigswill

Vermin Fink

Hamster Bandit

Dero's Weesmeller
November 15, 2007 9:50 AM
 

DeadJoshWalking said:

Phallusface

deficationRepository (one for the villagers with 'word for the day' calendars)
November 15, 2007 10:01 AM
 

lazyguitarist said:

How about 'knobcheese'?

Or is that a bit too much?
November 15, 2007 10:02 AM
 

teeps said:

*** Nose

Butt Nugget

Twitter Shaft

Smeg Head

Tosser

Psycho Pleb

Grozface

Turtle Head

Smelly Bum

November 15, 2007 10:06 AM
 

teeps said:

oops seems butting the words boll and ock togetherwas a little too harsh...how about Bullock Nose instead then
November 15, 2007 10:09 AM
 

Graham_Bark said:

Groin Crab
Cheesy Feet
Wrinkly Anus

November 15, 2007 10:14 AM
 

Abooie said:

Flange face
Stinknuts
Minge Chops
Masterbaker
Meat Plopsicle
Big Fecker
November 15, 2007 10:21 AM
 

JethroVegas said:

How 'bout "Pissant"?

Look now lads, here comes Pissant!
November 15, 2007 10:23 AM
 

petebrolly said:

"Bath Dodger"

"you have a face like a chewed toffee"

"Pish Mayor"

"Stink Merchant"

"Bladder Bloater"

"Wart Fiend"

"Wart Monger"

"Wart Licker"

"Fart Eater"

"Fart Merchant"

"Fart Flinger"

"Crotch Mangler"

"Toe Licker"

"Frog Lover"

"Hag Lover"

"Wench Wrangler"

"Barnacle Blower"

"Puke Puppet"

"Tombstone Teeth"

"Ragged Rotten Rogue Wrangler"

"Flaming Eedjit"

"Major of Smelltown"

"Major of Wartsville"

"Major of Lonersville"

"Canine Canoodler"

"Dog Sniffer"

"Dog Tickler"

"Dog Diddler"

"Puppy Licker"

"Puppy Puker"

"Puppy Lover"

"Fido Fiddler"

"Loner Mc Lonelyton"

"Stinker Mc Nevertakesabath"

"Pee Swimmer"

"Smelly Mc Hairybum"

"You smell like 4 wet dogs"

"Puke Pisser"



November 15, 2007 10:31 AM
 

Calios1 said:

Git.
Badger-buggerer.
Nob Stick.

He's got a face like a pair of tits.
November 15, 2007 10:34 AM
 

sablekeech said:

I always quite liked...

'Son of a motherless goat!'

.. said in a sort of slightly middle eastern accent.
November 15, 2007 10:37 AM
 

azaizel said:

krej its jerk backwards i saw it in goosbumps movie. lol. or scrud. or how bout cantankerous arseface its a new spin on a G o o d [Good] one. or what about you foul bottom feeder. or maybe you vile E v i l [Evil] rotten poo face.
November 15, 2007 10:44 AM
 

dajmin said:

Ass-hat.
As in 'having the properties of one with an ass for a head'.  It's my favourite insult at the moment Smily [:)]
November 15, 2007 10:45 AM
 

Abooie said:

Prince eejit
November 15, 2007 10:45 AM
 

sablekeech said:

Also like..

'Gash monkey'
'flange flaps'
'Deputy pleebus'
'Twch dyn' (Welsh for a*****le)
'spooge face'
'King of rim'
November 15, 2007 10:47 AM
 

doobiwan said:

My 2c

How about just:
"Git", "Rotter" or "Nob"

I like Git so if you need an adjective, something like:
"Vile Git"
November 15, 2007 10:48 AM
 

azaizel said:

also azaizel should be a name for someone in the game cause its the best most coolest name ever. if not thats what i will name my dog. p.s make sure you can name your dog, also the dog should have a title.
November 15, 2007 10:51 AM
 

Slaaaaabs said:

Courtesy of Armando Iannucci :

Village Branson
Wazzock
Fagchest
Heggyhead
Arseheap
Cocksucking Witch
Manger (pronounced like "hanger"Wink [;)]
Five Penny Twammer
Prannock
Furry Tit Cake

http://www.wernhamhogg.co.uk/armando/sounds.html
November 15, 2007 10:55 AM
 

NicholasPhillimore said:

ProfYaffel why are you taking names from monty python... lionhead could get sued for copywright... bad move...umm leme think... Tapdick?
Anusface
Rectum-licker
faeces muncher
pelvis presley
November 15, 2007 11:14 AM
 

NicholasPhillimore said:

OH OH I HAVE ANOTHER Faeces Fiend
November 15, 2007 11:15 AM
 

Ichiro said:

Arsejerker
horse poo face
turd licking weasel
dE v i l [Evil]'s *** sucker
senile little rotten ass-gnome
pile of donkey poo
your even a waste of stinky air
crazy little stupid horseshit sucker


November 15, 2007 11:32 AM
 

peteski22 said:

Moronic Dullard.

Pompous scullard.

Obtuse Braggard.

Morose Spitoon.
November 15, 2007 11:33 AM
 

DeadJoshWalking said:

Scumbag
November 15, 2007 11:50 AM
 

RyanMan2006 said:

Qwer

this word is sweet.
November 15, 2007 11:52 AM
 

Darkarium said:

Willyhead

Ball baron

Scrotum face
November 15, 2007 11:53 AM
 

gxs194 said:

goat herder
November 15, 2007 11:53 AM
 

Deucebot said:

Stinkwanker!
November 15, 2007 11:54 AM
 

Andy247 said:

Gaylord - The word is utterly inoffensive but has great connotations.
November 15, 2007 11:58 AM
 

XShoeshineX said:

booger blaster
November 15, 2007 12:00 PM
 

liefr said:

G o o d [Good] stuff all! I like:

"Sheep For Brains"
November 15, 2007 12:04 PM
 

WickedWilley said:

Puss face
*** breath
Fart mouth
Turd Monkey

November 15, 2007 12:06 PM
 

BWQ3A said:

"If killin was legal, he'd be dead"

"canker sore kisser"

"shart face"



November 15, 2007 12:07 PM
 

dratsablive said:

BAKA
November 15, 2007 12:07 PM
 

Sir Voor said:

Different NPCs should use different hate titles, a priest or princess should call you the same thing as a drunk or sailor.  
November 15, 2007 12:09 PM
 

Coffee5565 said:

Ooh... How about "Chair Sniffer" ? lol
November 15, 2007 12:11 PM
 

padinr said:

"Butt pimple"
"Fart Mist"
"Pea brain"
November 15, 2007 12:11 PM
 

donarumo said:

Monkeyspunk
Squirrelbrain
Stinkbottom
Frogvomit
Peterlimp
Horsespit




November 15, 2007 12:12 PM
 

donarumo said:

Fartknuckle
November 15, 2007 12:14 PM
 

donarumo said:

Dungeater
Quaylesnogger
November 15, 2007 12:15 PM
 

clarkie_15 said:

Nubsauce!
Git!
Weirdo!
Pirate!
Gypsy!
Spiderpig!
Turkey Blaster!
Wise the Bap!
November 15, 2007 12:15 PM
 

alex012 said:

Fartbreath
November 15, 2007 12:25 PM
 

halo00to14 said:

don't forget guys that "scum" in the queens english is the same as "***" here state side.

The current one around the house is:

"You're stupid and your mother dresses you funny!"
November 15, 2007 12:28 PM
 

JcOOm said:

Prat

manure features

features

a pity

septic

a state

a pathetic excuse of a human joke
November 15, 2007 12:30 PM
 

SpasmicPuppy said:

Twonk
Mongtard
Thweppo
Smeg Head
Muppet
November 15, 2007 12:31 PM
 

stomp224 said:

The Turd Burgular:
"Hide your stools and lock up your outhouses!"
November 15, 2007 12:39 PM
 

Sumgai said:

Sobby McEmo Pants
November 15, 2007 12:40 PM
 

cknight03 said:

Curtis Knight:

Deadbeat Dad
Bony ***
Old Dirty ***
DE v i l [Evil]'s Reject
Bellowing Buggard
Mother ***!
Sugar Tits
Sorceror Scalleywag
Bumbling Brute
Peeasstraitor
Dog Sniffer
Moranic Molyneux Masher
The Dog Lisperer
Meat Beater
Lake Licker
Robo-Hobo
Assanine Archer
"He who goes rumpa thump thump in the night"
Wimpingly Whimsical Warrior
The Mad Moneyhatter
Doggie Fanboy
The Rumslinger



Will add more as they come to mind.
November 15, 2007 12:40 PM
 

WildFire15 said:

Gitface!
Nobnose!
Jerker!
November 15, 2007 12:40 PM
 

DukeyMookie said:

Bovine Lover
Dookie Stinker
Mookie Eater
Fart Sniffer
Lollipop Gagger
Eater of his own excrement
Person of nefarious repute
Jester's Servant
Jester's Buttwiper
Chicken Logger (This one is all South Park's fault).
Horse Humper
Trash
Waste of G o o d [Good] Oxygen
Circus Freak
Salad Tosser


...I'll stop now.
November 15, 2007 12:44 PM
 

BakedPigeon said:

Scum Buzzard
Fruit Booter!
DingleBerry!
DingleWeed!
Gutter-Crawling Cur!
Halfwit!
November 15, 2007 12:47 PM
 

claymoredeath said:

pusillanimous canker blossom
November 15, 2007 12:51 PM
 

dartendaspartan said:

Crotchface!
ManBeast!
CrotchArse!
Crustycock!
Your Mum!
Seatsniffer!
Mr. Umbongo!
November 15, 2007 12:51 PM
 

Borkachev said:

Nymph-nuzzler
Pooch Puddles
Axebrains
Mutton-watcher
Gitch-smiddler
Balverina
Captain Pantstain

November 15, 2007 12:52 PM
 

arcgadion said:

Here are some I've been carrying around for a while:

Curdled Bloodfart
Bloodguzzler

Swine Lover
Sheep Licker

Goat Tester
Armpit Diver

Flagrant Defiler
Yermum shouldaswallowed

Maggotbag
Uglysack
November 15, 2007 12:57 PM
 

claymoredeath said:

Fen-suckled kitten pincher
November 15, 2007 1:02 PM
 

nytrospawn said:

Thug Muffin
Crank Yanker
Cripply McCrippleton
Stinkmeaner
Funkbutt
Stick Polisher
November 15, 2007 1:02 PM
 

Twizlex said:

Douche
Douche-bag
Fecktard
King/Queen Smegma (or anything with the word smegma, it really is disgusting)
Cockface
Dickcheese
Manbearpig (funny, but not practical)

November 15, 2007 1:03 PM
 

s5casto said:

"If I wanna hear your lip, I'll rattle my zipper."
"Failed abortion"
"R-Tard"
November 15, 2007 1:07 PM
 

jonathanfincher said:

King Douche
Sir Douche the Arsehole
Something with "douche"
November 15, 2007 1:08 PM
 

nozz0312 said:

Ha, this is great. I can't wait for this game...

Here are some G o o d [Good] ones...

Burger Boy

"You freakin Meat Pocket"

El Douchebag
November 15, 2007 1:10 PM
 

HapRish said:

Asscake
November 15, 2007 1:17 PM
 

StrangeBum said:

Woodwhacker!
Yellabelly (if there are piratey citizens)
Azieglmeier (it just sounds funny)
Grinman!
Jimmylegs! (Seinfeld FTW!)
Bum-itcher!
Turd-grabber!
Twatfluid!
Renob! (Boner backwards, for the backwards impaired)
Lolcat!
Kanuk!
Stone-humper!
Piss-licker!
Boobsweat!
Finger-smeller!
Grass-abber!
Scrall-batcher!

....I could go on, but for now....I feel satisfied!
November 15, 2007 1:19 PM
 

austintrees said:

"Your A Load That Should Have Been Swallowed"
    my favorite insult to a stupid person.

"Worlds Smartest Neanderthal"
November 15, 2007 1:20 PM
 

jimmynicotine said:

gutter trash
bar riff-raff
drunken trash
poop mouth
stinkin' alley waste
November 15, 2007 1:24 PM
 

phidjit said:

“You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?”
November 15, 2007 1:25 PM
 

DitsHavoc said:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
November 15, 2007 1:28 PM
 

NoiseTankNick said:

pig licker
November 15, 2007 1:29 PM
 

Dief said:

Ponce
Dickweed
Scum Bucket
King Dork
Stenchmonger
Lily-Livered Louse
Spineless Sod
Fathead
Cretin
Fetid Pile of Rotting Garbage
Gut Pile
November 15, 2007 1:30 PM
 

dexterlove said:

bastich
November 15, 2007 1:32 PM
 

Dief said:

Freak Show
Bottomdweller
November 15, 2007 1:33 PM
 

VixOrien said:

Buttknuckle

-Vix
November 15, 2007 1:35 PM
 

Vulok said:

Limp Soldier
Sad Clown
Talking Mime
Broken Balls
Limp Rooster
Gimpy
Mom's Mistake
Worthless Hero
Silent Elephant
Liquid Ferret
Roaring Peanut
Dirty Rabbit
Hidden Turtle
Lost Ranger
Dum Muck
November 15, 2007 1:36 PM
 

AriesDog said:

Is that your dog or your lover?
or
B.O.Wulf (Beowulf)
November 15, 2007 1:36 PM
 

MCAvenger said:

"Go play a Playstation"
November 15, 2007 1:39 PM
 

claymoredeath said:

Toast-buttering twit
Ramshackle residence of rudeness
Malmsy-gutted pratwit
November 15, 2007 1:41 PM
 

Mikaelo said:

I'd like to second "Big Girls Blouse" as it's clearly the funniest one here.

And add my own favourite "Twunt"
November 15, 2007 1:42 PM
 

Erdie said:

I think some more conventional insults such as:
Miscreant
Codpiece
Scullion
Scoundrel
Cretin
Bottom feeder
Knave
even Rat.
November 15, 2007 1:42 PM
 

DeathSun said:

Random ideas:
"I sincerely disapprove with the matter in which you dress!"
"Way to be craptastic."
"I LIKE TO YELL THINGS!"
"I don't find you approachable!"
"You are the suxor!"
"Boooo!  Booooo!   Booooooooooooooo!   Also....you smell!"
"Look everybody!  It's an anthropomorphic representation of a shameful body part!"
"Hey, Fatty fatty fat fat!"
"I'd insult you, but you could likely beat the living crap out of me...and I have someplace to be later"
"People person you are not."
"Nice shoes!  ....not!   *giggles*  I'm so cleaver. Or is it clever?  Whatever...I'm smarts."
November 15, 2007 1:42 PM
 

tplarkin7 said:

Supercalifragilisticexpialatrocious
November 15, 2007 1:42 PM
 

AlphaId said:

You son of a motherless goat!
November 15, 2007 1:43 PM
 

VelocityLGi said:

Blackguard
Mr. Crusty
Gravy Pants. (Ewww.)
Codwalloper

November 15, 2007 1:43 PM
 

claymoredeath said:

soy-laden meatpie
November 15, 2007 1:43 PM
 

TheBattleMage said:

Arsehat
tallywhacker
November 15, 2007 1:44 PM
 

Terdod said:

Shitelover
November 15, 2007 1:44 PM
 

Obliteratus said:

"Let Death soil your crusty undergarments!"

"You'd have better luck with your right hand!"

"Dont Make me Maim you."

"Skorm was kidding himself when he made you!"
November 15, 2007 1:45 PM
 

thwalker_mac said:

Personally I loved "flange flaps" above (sablekeech).

My contribution is:

bloody rag

Or if you don't mind potentially sending people to the dictionary:

pus gusset
November 15, 2007 1:45 PM
 

SheriffJohnStone said:

"Pestilent sack of plague-boils"

November 15, 2007 1:48 PM
 

PhantomPlanetIsMissing said:

"Well if it isn't ol' Dongs McTinglewick Festerbottom."
November 15, 2007 1:49 PM
 

Geoff900 said:

Here are a few,

Artard
Smeg head
Numb nuts
*** nose

-Geoff-
November 15, 2007 1:50 PM
 

Obliteratus said:

"Climb aboard the Fail Train and Wave G o o d [Good]bye to your dignity"
November 15, 2007 1:51 PM
 

Protowizard said:

Hamtoucher
Pissbrisket
November 15, 2007 1:53 PM
 

katix said:

*** munch

*** nostrel

amphibous ass frog

*** guzzeling *** jocky

November 15, 2007 1:54 PM
 

dfjdejulio said:

You are looking for a title to use for someone if almost the entirety of the world despises them deeply?

Have you considered "lawyer"?
November 15, 2007 1:55 PM
 

BobStrogg said:

Fucknut
Twat
*** for brains ("shitfer" for short)
November 15, 2007 1:56 PM
 

Protowizard said:

Blisterbrain
November 15, 2007 1:56 PM
 

franktheenemy said:

Ditch-pig

Hose-pig

Skidmark

Tampon Sucker
November 15, 2007 1:58 PM
 

Bladesinger said:

Buggerluggs or Pillock =)
November 15, 2007 1:58 PM
 

krazypsyco said:

Wanker ratchet
November 15, 2007 1:59 PM
 

on3arm said:

old lady in a biscuit barrel
turd ferguson
wazz pants
poophead
your mom!
food trough water
rump-fed codpiece
November 15, 2007 1:59 PM
 

NooflearWeapon said:

No talent Nomad
November 15, 2007 2:01 PM
 

Bladesinger said:

Buggerluggs or Pillock =)
November 15, 2007 2:01 PM
 

AnnihilatorNL said:

You daft ***!
November 15, 2007 2:02 PM
 

WHITEDEVIL2K said:

Wanky McWank Stain
Asskitten (i use this alot actually)
Asshat
Drainlicker
Gutterspawn
The Afterbirth
November 15, 2007 2:05 PM
 

ChewbaccaJones said:

Taintsniffer

Dingleberry

Turdslurper

Lord Putrid the Teabagger  (I know...only works for guys)

The Afterbirth

Phlegm Bucket

Snot Rocket

Rabbit Pellet

Pickle Sniffer

Ballon knot

chocolate starfish

Stank Puckerhole
November 15, 2007 2:05 PM
 

BoB1313 said:

Garg-digglling Plumbuckler!
Chicken Kicker!
One whom women (or men) find unattractive!
Insect ridden' noggin' scratchin' G o o d [Good] for nothing vagabond!
Turtle rider!
Lump back!
Hey look, it's Itchity McCrotch the third!

Yup... I signed up just to do this.... (but I was a fan of fable and have been following fable 2s development... couldn't resist this dark temptation.)
November 15, 2007 2:07 PM
 

Dodic said:

knob goblin
your sexual preferences are questionable!
your genitalia is concave!
November 15, 2007 2:09 PM
 

OverTheHill said:

Mole Chaser                             Trough Scrapper                   BarnYard Dweller

Leaf Blower                              Meadow Muffin

Road Apple Picker                      Horses Tail

Ragger                                      Bloated Pig

Slop Bucket                                Bell Ringer


Bleeder                                      Candy Maker


High Plains Sniffer                       Shorts Washer

Cookie Tosser                             Royal Dung Heap

Balloon Filler                                Snickerdoole

Toothless                                   Spitoon washer

Mud Hutter                                   Goat chaser
November 15, 2007 2:11 PM
 

mdb311 said:

Accident
November 15, 2007 2:12 PM
 

ChewbaccaJones said:

WHITEDE v i l [Evil]2K  - "The Afterbirth"

...that is really an odd coincidence.  I swear I didn't copy that one from ya...and it is the only place it is used on this page.

weird.
November 15, 2007 2:12 PM
 

PICKLEMOUSE said:

"Oh look everyone its Captian Mcsuckypants!"
"Anyone smell that?  it smells like... EVIIILLL!"
"Go die Mr. Jerkface no one likes you"
November 15, 2007 2:13 PM
 

jlivengo said:

Crumb Muncher
Sasquatch
Mother of a Donkey
Gutterqueen
Dungbeetle
Bingo Dingo
Flatulent Fool
Man-Bear-Pig
Rectal Lover
Nut Cheese
Scrotum Sack
November 15, 2007 2:13 PM
 

zzazazz said:

Buttbreath is an oldie but a G o o d [Good]ie

November 15, 2007 2:14 PM
 

Stuknow said:

TurdTaster

November 15, 2007 2:14 PM
 

PICKLEMOUSE said:

"You know what smelly white pasty stuff that you get when you dont wash your groin for a week? I like that more than you!"
November 15, 2007 2:20 PM
 

Kawlyn said:

Asshat
November 15, 2007 2:21 PM
 

mike2711 said:

cook sucker said with a borat accent
November 15, 2007 2:25 PM
 

shmevis said:

"anal crevice mold spore"
November 15, 2007 2:25 PM
 

hamandegger said:

You Riverdancing Shirley Temple impersonator

November 15, 2007 2:27 PM
 

PsychoDantis said:

Pizzle
Pleb
Plonker
Moron
Dickeye (Honestly, I don't have a clue)
November 15, 2007 2:27 PM
 

almightyd4ve said:

Ball Face
Vagina Balls
Rusty Trumbonist
Fudge Nose
Ball Slice
Testicle Man
November 15, 2007 2:27 PM
 

lootsvibe said:

"Based on that display, you absolutely, must be hung like a toddler."
"My niece could best you with a butter knife"
"I would like to order the spineless chicken with and extra helping of cowardice, if you please?"
"I'm positive I've seen your face on my *** before?"
"You fight like a milkmaid... and you have hands like cow's tits."
"I find running TOWARDS your foe yeilds fewer insults."
"The way you swing at thin air must be a real hit with the ladies."
"You walk like a cart horse... with rickets."
November 15, 2007 2:28 PM
 

Raizer said:

Buttmuncher
Cranker
Tallywadaller
Corkstuffer
Quasi licker
*** McBlobicus
Wyken

November 15, 2007 2:29 PM
 

Zefx360a said:

Toad Licker
Bog Squatter
Knicker Twister
Crud Bucket
Arseface (it's not so old or tired)
Jim
Man-wench
Hobbe Stool
Troll's Loincloth
Smeg Head (Red Dwarf =D)
Butt Nugget
Boot Scraper
Roach King
Worm Features
November 15, 2007 2:29 PM
 

GunstarChaos said:

Piss Wennie ***
Ass Crack Licker
Bowlegged Coachroach
November 15, 2007 2:30 PM
 

BoneDaddy831 said:

I've always been a fan of the classic "nonce."
November 15, 2007 2:30 PM
 

Dief said:

Trough Gargler
Ratfilth
Snakespawn
November 15, 2007 2:34 PM
 

hoolak said:

oh, willybum!

Willynose!
November 15, 2007 2:35 PM
 

Anetheon said:

dirty Shetbag

lil betch

November 15, 2007 2:35 PM
 

Boodles said:

I'm going to go with...
"Pettifogger"  or
"Dreck".
November 15, 2007 2:36 PM
 

keakster said:

-shitty idiot

-chuck norris is coming to kill you
November 15, 2007 2:37 PM
 

hard2say said:

1.  I've seen better heads on nickle Ale (beer)!!

2.  You resemble a prostitute that just got beat up by a fat guy with sores on his face!!
November 15, 2007 2:37 PM
 

Silent86 said:

i didnt read all comments, so if i repeat insults my bad lol

immoral Ding-Bat
slime spewing Scum-Bag
inbred Nimrod
wastrel Skank
Brown-Noser
***-face
barf breath
candy-ass
urine soaked Fruity
rabid Doofus
four-eyed Ignoramus
imprudent Slug
pecker head
Crack-Head
Jabroni
nazi
November 15, 2007 2:38 PM
 

Mugen_the_slaya said:

Is Fruit F*cker copyrigthed?
November 15, 2007 2:38 PM
 

Gangles said:

Tallywhacker!
Walloping Wanker!
Baldersnatch! (Balderdash + Bandersnatch)
Jabberwanker! (Wanker + Jabberwocky, I've got Lewis Carroll on the brain)
Scuttlehumper!
Humperdinck-er!
Terrible Tart!
November 15, 2007 2:40 PM
 

Willzay said:

Woah! What ya doin!?

Its personal but put it ithe game, i'tll make my day, well year.


November 15, 2007 2:42 PM
 

fatmangoboom said:

Maggot Scum, You are not worthy to even suck the cold dead sweat from a dead donkey's Balls...

I will Fong you till it hurts!!!

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey!!!! No go fetch me some Peanuts!!!

You have the face of a Dead rotting Rhino's Rear !!!

I'd rather Kiss  a Pus Faced warted frog then you!!!

If I shaved my dogs butt and taught him to walk backwards he would still look better then you...

Your Breath  smells like you have been kissing the back side of a baboon....
November 15, 2007 2:45 PM
 

Distraughtllama said:

son of a shite,
carpetbagger,
scaliwag,
waste of life,
churlish hedge-pig,
sponge master,
"you have delusions of adequacy,"
"the words you speak only seek out to detract from the sum of all knowledge,"
"your mother should've thrown you away and kept the stork,"
"you were born ignorant and have been losing ground ever since,"
"your ineptitude is only outweighed by your girth,"
"I wave my private parts at your antics, you cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters." - M. Python,
"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words,"
"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - Don Rickles,"
"Are your parents siblings?"
"As an outsider, what's your opinion on the human race?"
"I'm not sure what your problem is, but I'm sure it's hard to pronounce,"
"You smell as if the dead have all risen and immediatly shat themselves."
November 15, 2007 2:47 PM
 

milewide said:

My favourite from Homer S, "outa my way, JERKASS."



November 15, 2007 2:53 PM
 

Moco said:

As Number 5 said in Short Circuit,

"Your mother was a snowblower!"

hehe always makes me laugh. Big Smile [:D]
November 15, 2007 2:54 PM
 

Little_Dragon said:

Sperm merchant

Turd burglar

George Bush
November 15, 2007 2:54 PM
 

PoisonedFly said:

Here are my ideas
- "Resident Retard"
- "Village Villian"
- "George Bush" LOL
November 15, 2007 2:55 PM
 

skeeballcore said:

horsewallow

November 15, 2007 2:56 PM
 

nrp211 said:

"Your mother smells of the plague...on FIRE!"
November 15, 2007 2:59 PM
 

xiaotjuh said:

Biatch

(The) ***

Vadsig


November 15, 2007 2:59 PM
 

Gortron said:

Combine *** and idiot....

Shitiot.
November 15, 2007 2:59 PM
 

Krazer said:

Maybe G o o d [Good] can be Bad...

Bunchopper, Grubknobber, Kettlebiddler, Puffstopple, Spittlemorangisnic, Gabberwakkadodaizie, Wiggityspacleseus, Yawnee, Reppotsboggnitsalreve(*), Selttiks(**), Fruittaffy, Prudentenglesmuffin.

(*)The flavor lasts... forever.
(**)Taste the colors.

Ybumg!
November 15, 2007 3:00 PM
 

Ainudil said:

Well, I'll just leave one suggestion.

"Scab-eater!"
November 15, 2007 3:00 PM
 

LimeyGeeza said:

DuffyMoo!

or

Plonker!

November 15, 2007 3:04 PM
 

Akomander said:

TreeHumper
November 15, 2007 3:05 PM
 

markusdragon said:

Cabbage-breath
Stainmaster
November 15, 2007 3:05 PM
 

Pbombas said:

"Your mom goes to college!"
"You smell like a soiled baby's bottom!"
"Go back to the hole you crawled out from!"
"I noticed your mom and dad had the same parents BEFORE they were married..."
"Tell your mom I left the tip on her dresser!"




November 15, 2007 3:06 PM
 

chedabob said:

ass marauder
bellend
nobchops
November 15, 2007 3:07 PM
 

Silverhawk1515 said:

Certified Magnificent ***, if that's not too long.
November 15, 2007 3:07 PM
 

chaakah said:

CockGoblin (wench)
FiveAcross (i'm going to hit you in the face)
FungusToe (someone who moves too slow)

November 15, 2007 3:07 PM
 

BuckWilde420 said:

Sausagepocket.
November 15, 2007 3:07 PM
 

karmillo said:

Faggot Brains
Wankshaft
November 15, 2007 3:10 PM
 

ChewbaccaJones said:

JACKASS!
November 15, 2007 3:11 PM
 

donknutts said:

Titsmuggler

cocksnorkler

crotchbeetle
November 15, 2007 3:13 PM
 

dannah said:

gobdaw - ignorant, gullible, lazy
Culchie - Derogatory term for a country person as perceived by Dubliners
toerag -  A despicable or contemptible person.
Gossoon - Foolhardy individual
Gurrier - Street urchin, lout, thug
Cute Hoor - Term of denigration implying deviousness and lack of scruple
Maggot - Unpleasant or disgusting person, term of contempt
Tosser -  Feckless individual
Wanker
Wogger - penis
Act the maggot  -  Behave in a humorously irrational or annoying manner
BIFFO - Big, Ignorant F**ker From Offaly - this might be too much, especially if you're marketing anything in Offaly. . .

Bowsie / Bowser - Troublesome character, Gurrier, lout  
November 15, 2007 3:14 PM
 

karmillo said:

Oh, and Sheep Shagger
November 15, 2007 3:15 PM
 

Nikiia said:

"Batard Face"
"Fucko"
"Noob"
"Colon Sniffer"
"Twit"
"Sidewinder"
"dingleberry"
"double bagger"
"gimpzoid"
"hung like a tic"
"nobgoblin"
"pantywaist"
"pissant"
November 15, 2007 3:15 PM
 

Xidos said:

The ever classic:
No talent ass clown.
or for the brits
No talent *** clown.
November 15, 2007 3:16 PM
 

arnistotle said:

*** lick
*** monger
ass monger
hairy toad
stiff headed giraffe
fartsicle
douche bag
fuckin ***
*** eater
salad tosser
crackhead
loser-face
November 15, 2007 3:16 PM
 

ravenous32 said:

dillstrap
November 15, 2007 3:17 PM
 

candymanbeast said:

candybutt                                                Donkey Dump

cabbage hat                                            humbugmuncher

cabbage patch                                         lemonfeatures

bumfluff                                                  Aman Duh

bettyswollocks                                          Peach Cobbler

Snotbox                                                   Cid Ran

Urinal Cake                                              ass breath

Const-ance Pation                                     Scrotum Features

Scabbs-a-plenty                                        Demon Ted

Flatulating wench                                      Dweeby Hick

Tuck Slinger                                              R.Sole

Venessa Dementia                                     Rancid Carpet Stain



November 15, 2007 3:19 PM
 

chaderico said:

Dimpleweed
reject
Tarnish
November 15, 2007 3:19 PM
 

Merf1350 said:

Twat
Twat Stain
Oozing Twat
Twat Spasm
Spaztic Twat, but I don't think that would fly in Europe.

Yes, I know I sound obsessed, but it is an actually commonly used insult in England.

Sheep Knower (to 'know' someone used to mean having sex with them)
Long Squat Portage (Synonyms for High, Sit, Transit - Ship High in Transit S.H.I.T.)
November 15, 2007 3:20 PM
 

SoyBob said:

Call a guy "Tits for features" and a gal "Bits for features"
November 15, 2007 3:20 PM
 

Thrombo19 said:

buttholious? Smily [:)]
November 15, 2007 3:22 PM
 

LimeyGeeza said:

Few more:

'Fart ***'

'Up your Poo Pipe!'

'Trogg'

'Twonk'

'Bung Holer'

'Muppet'

'You Minger'





November 15, 2007 3:24 PM
 

TheBigBird said:

ArseClown
November 15, 2007 3:24 PM
 

jonfitt said:

Tosspot!
November 15, 2007 3:25 PM
 

Serraxor said:

@$$-spelunker

browncave explorer

booger-binger

S**t-brick

Unitard

Starfish licker

donkeymonger
November 15, 2007 3:26 PM
 

mutedia said:

dirtlicker
nutface
fartsniffer

November 15, 2007 3:26 PM
 

x7718 said:

Pompus ***! *** of the walk he is not!
November 15, 2007 3:26 PM
 

LewDog said:

Turd Nugget
Turd Wrangler
False Hope
*** Clown
Skinny Wiener
Turd Sandwhich
McTurd Stain
Turdy McTurdinstein
Asslo Baggins
AssHat
Turd Bandint



November 15, 2007 3:28 PM
 

VelocityLGi said:

Skiddypants McGuffy. (Oh, 'eck. Here comes Skiddypants McGuffy!)
Chunderbucket
Scab Factory
Musty Ox
Groin
Mud Duck (Again, a fart.)

Pimpledick.

"He's a wonderful advert for contraception."

I'm outta ideas. @_@
November 15, 2007 3:29 PM
 

LimeyGeeza said:

Wanky Mcwank Stain
November 15, 2007 3:29 PM
 

TLM66 said:

"You, Sir or Mam, I can't tell, are a  Fluttering Pansy-Sandwhich!"
November 15, 2007 3:29 PM
 

faaipdeoiad1134 said:

Bungler~!
November 15, 2007 3:32 PM
 

GreyPawn said:

Skivvixthropper
Barnsniffer
Treeblerasper
Quendiferous Roil
Snelleptic Quadrangulous Thimblewarbler
Thripvectrical Snarzfetcher
November 15, 2007 3:32 PM
 

BlightedArt said:

"You Porcupine Rectum."

^ Not to be coupled with the prefix "bloody". >_>
November 15, 2007 3:32 PM
 

HeyApples said:

In his best fake British accent,

"You're quite a doodlestinker now, aren't you."
November 15, 2007 3:33 PM
 

Charloo123 said:

I've gotta third "Big Girl's Blouse"

otherwise nonce is pretty cool
or "yer mom" but that wouldnt really work Stick out tongue [:P]

Wet blanket is cute ^__^
November 15, 2007 3:34 PM
 

Megias said:

Well you mest up, best try again
You pansershreik
Tea Bagged
I think you have been deafeated
You are clearly not G o o d [Good] enough
You have no life, yet still lost!
November 15, 2007 3:34 PM
 

Serraxor said:

Didn't know if douche would fit the theme, but...

Douchesplatter and Doucheslurper also come to mind (O_O)
November 15, 2007 3:34 PM
 

DefiantBurrito said:

Hobbehead
November 15, 2007 3:35 PM
 

LimeyGeeza said:

Ok I can't stop:

'Fart Knocker'

'Prat Features'

'Stinky Bum Poo Face'
November 15, 2007 3:36 PM
 

feyd1130 said:


Tad Popper
Snark Picker
Wasp Milker
Troll Licker
Fungus Hugger
Pork Lober

November 15, 2007 3:38 PM
 

jazper said:

"You disgusting piece of slimey afterbirth"
November 15, 2007 3:39 PM
 

SearchX said:

River Rat
Cheese Face
Bum Sniffer
November 15, 2007 3:39 PM
 

CkVega said:

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"

"Face like a bag of spanners"

"You've won your brains weight in fruit, here's a grape"
November 15, 2007 3:39 PM
 

Praetorian_GB said:

May I suggest a timeless classic from the northern wastes of england from whence I came?

You DIMEBAR!

November 15, 2007 3:40 PM
 

WhiskeyMST3K said:

I prefer  'Hey, Tasty Cakes!' Smily [:)]

(I signed up for the Lionhead community just to say that, by the way. )
November 15, 2007 3:42 PM
 

Seiven said:

Tosser
Wanker
Douche
Bum kisser
tart
and to quote zero punctuation "fagballs"
November 15, 2007 3:43 PM
 

escalinci said:

"Those shoes don't match that outfit you know!"
"smegfug"
"You're crap."
"Boil your head"
"Die in a ditch"
"cat fancier"
"What's that on his neck... oh wait, it's his HEAD!  Hahaha!|"
November 15, 2007 3:43 PM
 

MagicMartyn said:

Numpty

Eejit

Twonk

Nyaff

Bampot
November 15, 2007 3:45 PM
 

AmorphousTom said:

Tosser.

I've got more, and I'd post them, but frankly I don't think anything else has the euphemistically beautiful Englishness and crudeness of tosser. However G o o d [Good] the rest of the game is, if being the ultimate doorknob doesn't get you called a 'Tosser', I'll be extremely disappointed.

Though actually: Doorknob.



November 15, 2007 3:45 PM
 

MFDoom said:

Your Mother And Father Are Brothers!
you jim jam!
guzzlebutt!
November 15, 2007 3:46 PM
 

Mercury123 said:

wanker
munter
nincompoop
November 15, 2007 3:49 PM
 

alex012 said:

DONKEY SCHLONG
November 15, 2007 3:51 PM
 

Mekztra said:

To add to AmorphousTom's suggestion, I think I'd throw 'Tosspot' out there.

It's a lovely little word. And quite inoffensive while still getting across the disapproval.
November 15, 2007 3:51 PM
 

iliveinmilwaukee said:

beef knob.

just beef knob.
November 15, 2007 3:51 PM
 

yamaz said:

I'll give it a shot (I'm not English): Sh[i]tecuddler

Obviously without [ and ]. Hope it really means something Big Smile [:D]
November 15, 2007 3:52 PM
 

sausagefactory said:

sausagefactory
November 15, 2007 3:53 PM
 

alex012 said:

Twazzock
November 15, 2007 3:53 PM
 

BlightedArt said:


jonfitt said:
Tosspot!

^ I say old bean, you have won my vote. Stick out tongue [:P]
November 15, 2007 3:54 PM
 

jcFIG said:

Since this game will be pruchased by kids, what about:

Horse teeth
Milk breath
Dragon breath
Butt Trumpet
Sea-foam drinker
Sausage picker
Stool eater
Stool picker
November 15, 2007 3:57 PM
 

GreaterHarpy said:

Pig Shorker?

Ale mulched?

A bad-bad man?
November 15, 2007 3:58 PM
 

MrLiopleurodon said:

*** Hat
*** Clown
Window Licker
Mother Lover
November 15, 2007 4:00 PM
 

h0py91 said:

BUMNUGGET!
November 15, 2007 4:13 PM
 

vince_f said:

If you're looking for something along the lines of Arseface:

Greasebag
Stinknugget
Boogerbrain / Boogerflicker
Swampswallop

Or if your prefer something like Chicken Chaser:
Pogo Pouncer
Gnat Pincher
Donut Vendor
Biscuit Sniffer ("Hey look it's Biscuit Sniffah! You want to sniff my biscuits?"Wink [;)]
Snot Peddler
Phlegm Dangler
Beef Wizard
Bottom Snogger
Plum Guzzler
November 15, 2007 4:14 PM
 

h0py91 said:

You can tell which people are american here LOL.
November 15, 2007 4:20 PM
 

shadowplay107 said:

"meat bag"

"neophyte"

and the G o o d [Good] old "scum bag"
November 15, 2007 4:20 PM
 

CubanoGnzlz said:

***-inator
Rectal-spew
Rectal-discharge
"POS"
tainted pus
pus-y poosay
November 15, 2007 4:20 PM
 

stinkyninjafart said:

NUMB-Nutz
November 15, 2007 4:22 PM
 

stinkyninjafart said:

pecker-snot
November 15, 2007 4:23 PM
 

heavyness said:

Helick
November 15, 2007 4:24 PM
 

IllegalLimit390 said:

You smell like pee.
November 15, 2007 4:26 PM
 

bigwilstyl said:

Fagabond
Sword Fodder
Mucous Munch

(or a combination of these)
November 15, 2007 4:26 PM
 

ousbinfarteen said:

1. toddler diddler.
2. haktar
3. imbucile
4. slog
November 15, 2007 4:27 PM
 

mkw515 said:

Rubbish- best in F1      Context- You giant bag O' rubbish
" you scaly cow"
" you wimpering old hag"
"Thy venomed dismal-dreaming clack-dish hath a pox-marked gudgeon"
"We'll rip and burn yer Jolly Roger, ye yellow-bellied blowfish... Blast ye!. "
"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style, you tobacco spittin' hick ... G o o d [Good]er than grits!. "
November 15, 2007 4:29 PM
 

petermolyneuxsmells said:

eat poison
November 15, 2007 4:31 PM
 

Beard_of_Wisdom said:

Gravy Legs
November 15, 2007 4:34 PM
 

Ashendark said:

Stink monger
Armpit licker
Stain taster
Squirrel lover
Flatulent pig
Fart wafter
Incessant farter
Outhouse cleaner
Pee pee rubber
Is that your child? (talking about the dog)
That dog only follows you around because you smell like bacon.
I don't know if you or your dog smell worse
I bet you love your dog long time
I see your dog wears the pants in the relationship
You have more back hair than your dog
I think pink is more your colour
You kiss your dog with that tongue?
November 15, 2007 4:38 PM
 

sp00l said:

1. Slapnuts
2. Meatball
3. Twot
4. Ass hat
5. Lumberjack
6. Slappy
7. Tea Bagger
8. Smelly
9. Chump stain
10. Knuckle walker
November 15, 2007 4:38 PM
 

bparker333 said:

Flubbernut
Blubbernut
November 15, 2007 4:41 PM
 

nwaringa said:

Hog Tosser
Latrine Licker
Toe Sucker
Sac Juggler

Pig Anus Sucker?
November 15, 2007 4:44 PM
 

jokeinjester06 said:

douche bag hahah

or assclown/asshat
November 15, 2007 4:45 PM
 

PunkZoli said:

cockie
badass
November 15, 2007 4:50 PM
 

igaenssley said:

Didnt I scrape you off my shoe yesterday?

What has two thumbs and still thinks you're worthless? (NPC points his thumbs at himself) {NPC NAME}, nice to meet you.

(stupid looking NPC): you! you are rubbish! r-u-b-b...b... uh... ish!

Oh! Are you going to get off your high horse and say it to my face?

If you're here, who's running hell?

If you asked me, I'd say that looked like a dead cat on your head.

And who are you supposed to be? King of the dark hairy ugly people?

Did you just fight a goblin armed with an ugly stick and lose?

Where are my pies? Did you eat my pies? You look like it fatty!

You could never sneak up on me, I can smell you from a mile away!
November 15, 2007 4:51 PM
 

DJREMIXED said:

I did really like chicken chaser! that always made me laff. How about

"The DE v i l [Evil]s Son"
"The E v i l [Evil] one"
"Source of E v i l [Evil]"
"E v i l [Evil]chickenchaser"
November 15, 2007 4:51 PM
 

Maalouf said:

Thunderthighs
November 15, 2007 4:52 PM
 

Maalouf said:

Fannybandit
November 15, 2007 4:55 PM
 

Maalouf said:

Dimtickle
November 15, 2007 4:56 PM
 

TheExplodingCat said:

Turkey Breath.

Or perhaps...

Zoo Monkey.
November 15, 2007 5:01 PM
 

RockinTroll said:

Fannybagger
Poridgebellly
Spudbumper
Rumpleskirt
November 15, 2007 5:02 PM
 

ZombiePlatypus said:

Hobbe Dropping
November 15, 2007 5:03 PM
 

Crisutan said:

Fly chaser

Hobbeface

Chicken

Hobbepickle

Strong-as-a-hobbe

One-who-should-wear-a-mask

Nosepicker

Manboobs
November 15, 2007 5:04 PM
 

Nilraban said:

Knob Jockey
Tool
Goose
Sprog
Tallywacker tackler
Git
Gimboid
Smeg head
November 15, 2007 5:07 PM
 

EvilEmpireUS said:

Daft
Boot licker
pratt
November 15, 2007 5:08 PM
 

Enigmaticatious said:

Knob Jockey

Bum Duck (Backwards reference to a "dumb *uck"Wink [;)]

Sword Swallower

Troll Fancier

Goblin's Chaimber Maid

Troglodyte

Turd Burger

Prune Face

Dutch Oven

Long Drop

Snot Hoarder

Ooze Gobbler

Gob Hobbler

Imp Humper
November 15, 2007 5:13 PM
 

gaming_bum said:

*** Gobbler

November 15, 2007 5:14 PM
 

petermolyneuxsmells said:

There are no words to express how I feel about you. I constantly search for the words, and they all seem less than I truly feel. You are my life, my heart, and my soul. You are my best friend. You are my one true love. I still remember the day we first met. I knew that you were the one I was meant to be with forever. As the years went by and we drifted apart, I still held onto the memory of you. I thought of you every day, and dreamed of you each night. Just when I thought you had forgotten me, you would call and make all my dreams seem real. The sound of your voice on the line, was the sweetest sound I would ever find. Then one day you gave me a call, and told me I might have a chance to rectify it all. My heart was beating hard within my chest. My hand was shaking and I could barely breathe. Then you came out to see me and I knew it was meant to be. Those were the sweetest days, of memories of the past. It went so quickly, I wanted it to last. The day you left, I wanted to die. You called me again, your voice on the line. I had to be near you, lying on your chest. I need to show you, that you were the best. So I made the decision to tell you how I feel. When you said you felt the same, I felt it was a dream. I packed up my stuff and altered my life. I never looked back, now you will make me your wife. I am on a cloud, living in a dream, and a few days from now, it will really feel real. I wrote this letter for you to keep, and when you need a reminder of how I feel. I've said it before and I'll say it again, words cannot express how you make me feel. I make this promise to you my dear, to love you the way that you love me. I now look to the future and forget the past, your life is mine and we will make it last. I love you more today than I did yesterday, and I'll love you more tomorrow than I do today. With all my heart I am forever yours.
November 15, 2007 5:17 PM
 

xkingADROCKx said:

Nutsack
Asshat
Fecal Matter
dooche Bag
noob
idiot
fool
clown
Nobby-no-mates
Stinkmaster
Sordid Grief hole
ass face
Duck egg
scag
sack of crap
Bum
loser
Pauper
brown eye
president Bush
small meat
meat and two veg
tiny ***
insane person
November 15, 2007 5:18 PM
 

tromboneshinobi said:

You sack of Mayonnaise!
November 15, 2007 5:18 PM
 

horatioHornblower said:

"SheepPounder"

"MooseRemover"

"Stump Humper"

"Martha Stewart"

"peter molyneux"
November 15, 2007 5:20 PM
 

GroggySwagger said:

"Ne'r do well scallywag"

No need to search further, this is the one.  You are welcome.

-Captain Groggy Swagger
November 15, 2007 5:21 PM
 

TrippyTheRound said:

Rat ***!
November 15, 2007 5:27 PM
 

Visarett said:

"Cockmonger!"

"Shinglefoot!"

"***-knuckle."

"Crotch-scab."
November 15, 2007 5:28 PM
 

bob101910 said:

"Your a Chicken Licker!"

"You smell like a duck!"

People who played farcry for the 360 alot may have heard these terms awhile back from a squeeky guy named bob101910 RFP    - me
November 15, 2007 5:30 PM
 

Life6 said:

Insignificant Nincompoop

Zany Buffoon

Turd Tugger
November 15, 2007 5:31 PM
 

CaBBtheMaGGoT said:

donkey porker
November 15, 2007 5:32 PM
 

yepimadork said:

top five insults

5.*** guzzling gutter ***
4.crotch goblin
3.***
2.puss suckin twat
1.french
November 15, 2007 5:32 PM
 

Shrty55 said:

I know this one doesnt mean much to anyone...but it has become a common insult in my so called village that if you are ugly you announce that..."your face is untied"

Or.
"Eww its the Stinch of Gillywarts toejam"
"Oh if your mum was around to see you now"
"00100010 01000001 01110010 01110011 01100101 01100110 01100001 01100011 01100101 00100010"-Arseface in binary...idk how you would work that in but im sure many true gamerz would appreciate this.
"He he he(laughing menacingly) its the ole' whiskey-mouthed nipplepirate"
"Boo you wart-limbed arseteaser"
November 15, 2007 5:33 PM
 

Hendrix27 said:

Chunder Monkey
November 15, 2007 5:33 PM
 

Avernale said:

I'm not sure what'd fly in the UK, but here goes...

Dragon Douche
Dragon Wanker
Dragon Shagger
Dragon Droppings
Dragon Tease
Dragon Spooge
Dragon Humper
Centaur Humper
Harpy Humper
Harpy Muncher
Griffin Humper
Dwarf Humper
Fairy Humper
Lube Fairy (stole this one from the webcomic "Strange Candy."Wink [;)]
Pedotaur
Tightly-bound bundle of sticks
November 15, 2007 5:35 PM
 

MTOPP said:

Toss bag
Rug muncher
Bilge pumper
Chum scrubber
Lard licker
Snot gobbler
November 15, 2007 5:36 PM
 

Steven8890 said:

Please add this one!

"You smell homeless"
November 15, 2007 5:36 PM
 

Solrac22 said:

hmmm how about a simple one that any hero or villain would hate to hear?
LOSER

or not sure if this existed in those times , but DUMBASS  or SCUM BAG comes to mind XD

in my opinion simple ones that anyone of any age (except dumbass  not sure if kids should be able to say that)  can be very dramatic on a hero , like failure "look children , here comes the FAILURE" or one little kids could call him "SCAREDYCAT"
the REJECT if one of the people he is suppossed to be accompanied by, denies to go with him/her "hide your children here  comes the DESTROYER" , that one would be clear enougth to know that he is E v i l [Evil] and could mean he destroyed a place or someone , etc. , but i guess it wouldnt be an inssue , an mostly a way to be afraid >_<

or  how abot THE HEARTLESS , or THE HEARLESS ONE

a comment could be , when someone is nearby , "is it me or does something  , or someone smells rotten in here?"
THE E v i l [Evil] ONE IS COMING

well could try t think of more , but dont wanna take more space , thanks for letting us contribute  into the making of the game =D
November 15, 2007 5:40 PM
 

rosecruix said:

Here comes the Nub Basher..where your nub stick..nOOB (sorry prof for stealing your nub stick)
November 15, 2007 5:40 PM
 

spiderman20 said:

Grits Kisser
November 15, 2007 5:41 PM
 

Uhyve said:

Smeghead
Douche
November 15, 2007 5:41 PM
 

GraphSulm said:

My Two Cents

"Grubscrubber"
"Blubberin' Ninny"
November 15, 2007 5:41 PM
 

LaughingTarget said:

You're a card-carrying member of the stupid club.
Did someone vomit on your face? Oh, you were just born that way.
Whew, I smell stinky feet.
November 15, 2007 5:44 PM
 

petermolyneuxsmells said:

your momma is so fat she had to go on a diet
November 15, 2007 5:44 PM
 

GreenAches said:

Turd Blossom
November 15, 2007 5:46 PM
 

LaughingTarget said:

Go fornicate with thineself and shuffle off thy mortal coil.
November 15, 2007 5:49 PM
 

alfpogs said:

Condomtop
Scrotum weasel
Fescues face
Vomit muncher
Fart goblin
Crotch mongrel
Colic breath
November 15, 2007 5:51 PM
 

funky_chickin said:

Gitstack!

thats all...
November 15, 2007 5:53 PM
 

MASTERTOOL said:

When u where born ur mother thought you were her kidney.
Xcrementulos.
Douchebag.
Assmeller.

November 15, 2007 5:56 PM
 

TheUnshaven said:

Chutney-ferret.
November 15, 2007 5:57 PM
 

petermolyneuxsmells said:

you are a bad kisser
November 15, 2007 6:01 PM
 

Tietsu said:

Wow...I've spent fifteen minutes reading through all of these insults and I'm nearly certain that must all of them that can be written down here, in fact are. The only way to have a shot at this is to string random letters together...

1. Jizzking
2. Tittysprinkle
3. Deorcynn (Old English for beast)
4. Crumpet
5. GINGER!
6. Winebibber (found it in the bible)
7. Bridget
8. Sheep-Fucker (or any farm animal variation there of)
9. Blubbery Twat
10. Limp ***
November 15, 2007 6:01 PM
 

seamuslfc said:

nob goblin
arsemonger
November 15, 2007 6:02 PM
 

Revoc37 said:

Basomite - half *** half sodomite.
November 15, 2007 6:08 PM
 

The_Boo said:

Cockmeat
Dickmeat
McRaunchy
Horse bagger
Paddyface
Man milker
Dingle tingle
Plop monster
November 15, 2007 6:13 PM
 

petermolyneuxsmells said:

ratatouille
November 15, 2007 6:15 PM
 

the7thsaint said:

Gutter Snipe
November 15, 2007 6:18 PM
 

MrBrooks said:

I honestly think that adding a military rank to the beginning of wacky titles does wonders for comic enhancement.

Ass-hat : Very funny

Captain Ass-hat : Twice as G o o d [Good].

Crevace Dweller
Admiral Butt Cheese
Corpral Ass Cannon
Etc.

Cheers
November 15, 2007 6:24 PM
 

NachoWoo said:

"An L7 Weiner!"
November 15, 2007 6:25 PM
 

NachoWoo said:

Bimbo

Mimbo
November 15, 2007 6:26 PM
 

Justarock said:

Piss Blanket!
November 15, 2007 6:28 PM
 

Hendrick_rg said:

"Chavizta"
November 15, 2007 6:29 PM
 

Nyithra said:

God, I can just see people shaking their fist and going, "Ya' Little Vomit!"



November 15, 2007 6:30 PM
 

Kiljhadh said:

"Smeghead!" (Red Dwarf <3)
November 15, 2007 6:30 PM
 

sephiroth1386 said:

Here's some used at my job.

Poop ***
*** Smoke
Been smoke'n on that meat pipe again?
Sum ***
Butt Sex
Its Gay Friday so its ok.
Its not homo if I say in a hetrosexual way.
Sugar tits
Ass Master
I'll kick you so hard your grand daddy will turn over in his grave.
Frank Smash!!!!
Blow on these bag pipes.
You just got F'd in the A.
*** hot.
We may hate each other, but we hate you more.
We came here for T.W.A.T. (The War Against Terrorism).

Just a few from aircraft maintainers from the USAF in Mountain Home AFB, Idaho.
November 15, 2007 6:31 PM
 

seishino said:

Regretting this blog yet?

Jerkface
Ugly Curr
Fracker
Mr. Stinky Pants

[dirty animal][vaguely sexual or biological sounding word]

Goatwad
Dogsmarm
Pig Finker

November 15, 2007 6:32 PM
 

ifman1 said:

here are a few...probably not PG

Munger

Felcher

Pussing, Oozing, Festering Vaginal Wart

You're a pube stuck in the back of my throat!
November 15, 2007 6:34 PM
 

h4rdc0r3 said:

dillhole
November 15, 2007 6:35 PM
 

jeperson said:

ooo soo many....

"genatle drip"
"twat bag"
"nob chops"
"ball sack bandit"
"turd burgler"
"vagina head"
"cheese weed"
"Fugly face"
"hairy ***"
"nob snot"
"*** chops"
"turd crawler"
"ring raider"
"urethraous parasite" <------not that G o o d [Good] but it made me laugh
"builders tea bag"
*sigh* i can't be bothered putting on any more......

love from brad.
November 15, 2007 6:35 PM
 

h4rdc0r3 said:

****hat

put any dirty word in front of hat and its funny
November 15, 2007 6:39 PM
 

jeperson said:

craP! i forgot

"pork sword" and
"wank paddle"
November 15, 2007 6:41 PM
 

Sam said:

@seishino :: heh.... Stick out tongue [:P] never expected that so many people would enjoy a G o o d [Good] old rampage of insults. Big Smile [:D]
November 15, 2007 6:51 PM
 

Trekkieman said:

Alright,

"Sheep toucher"

"Child flogger"

"Saucy pumpkin"

"big blue bozo"  <--- eh? eh? yah you like it

"failure of a protagonist"

"skormite" <--- like that E v i l [Evil] god thingy

"literate" <--- guessing most peasants cant read?

"he must be compensating with that sword"

"that arrow is straight but you know what isnt..." <--- hint: it isnt his sexuality

"oi you! with the face!"

"if he's a magician why can't he fix that face?"

"I hear he once touched his dog...."

November 15, 2007 6:54 PM
 

chimpwrangler said:

Jack Hole - combination of jackass and *** without the dirty word

Imp Sack
November 15, 2007 6:57 PM
 

Gummybearkilla said:

Bloody ps3 fanboy
November 15, 2007 7:00 PM
 

jeperson said:

"GET THAT LONG HARD THING AWAY FROM ME!"
November 15, 2007 7:02 PM
 

Luminari said:

"Leather Cheerio" (or some non copyright "o" I guess)
November 15, 2007 7:04 PM
 

siyon said:

Hey i talked to your mother the other night, and she said when you were born, the doctors told her that they did everything they could, but you still pulled through
November 15, 2007 7:05 PM
 

jeperson said:

"what's that thing on your neck for? scaring away people who ar'nt blind?"
November 15, 2007 7:05 PM
 

D_Rex said:

Turd Knocker
or
Fart Knocker.
November 15, 2007 7:06 PM
 

jeperson said:

or just your general "OI DIK ED'
November 15, 2007 7:12 PM
 

Fromer11 said:

"Whore Nanny" a bit risque, but it has some heart Big Smile [:D]
November 15, 2007 7:13 PM
 

jeperson said:

ooh oh oh!!

"self pleasuring spunk trumpet"
November 15, 2007 7:14 PM
 

poopy_gnome said:

Toe-licker
Dung-sucker
Bung-Goblin
Cork-Sniffer
November 15, 2007 7:14 PM
 

ladn3k said:

CRUSTY JUGGLER!!!
GYPSY SCUM!!!!
FILTHY BUGGER!!!
YOU FIGHT LIKE A FARMER'S MOTHER!!!
VICIOUS MALICIOUS!!!
November 15, 2007 7:16 PM
 

jeperson said:

"turd tart".......
November 15, 2007 7:16 PM
 

ST6Iceman said:

"Yeasty Codpiece"
"Halfwit"
"footlicker"
"ill-breeding maggot pie"
November 15, 2007 7:20 PM
 

Phalanx114 said:

"Podgecocker"
November 15, 2007 7:21 PM
 

icekold213 said:

Jag Off

Jerk wad

Jerk face

Scum bucket

Skorm's jockstrap

November 15, 2007 7:24 PM
 

tbeaz said:

lion licker Stick out tongue [:P]
November 15, 2007 7:24 PM
 

tbeaz said:

lion licker Stick out tongue [:P]
November 15, 2007 7:24 PM
 

Kaijumaster said:

This is wonderful since I created a new word today that I wanted to spread across the vernacular. My new word that I will now submit is:

"Nas-tastic" A nastiness so fantastic that it must be shouted from the rooftops and told to all you know.

I was originally using to describe a new fast-food chain I had been recommended too but I would love to see my new word appear in Fable 2.
November 15, 2007 7:27 PM
 

AunbisPG said:

Listen, you sperm belching tavern wench.
November 15, 2007 7:28 PM
 

jeperson said:

hahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahaha AunbisPG  
"AunbisPG said:
Listen, you sperm belching tavern wench"

ROFL quality...... absolute classic.
November 15, 2007 7:33 PM
 

jeperson said:

one for a villan "maybe if you didn't bleed so much i'd be able to kill you more quickly!"

November 15, 2007 7:34 PM
 

Bigboi1765 said:

Guttersnipe
Oafwood (Made up)
Bottom-dweller
Apebrain (Made up)
Hardheaded Fool
November 15, 2007 7:37 PM
 

strawsy said:

Poop Stick
Nimrod
Take off the mask its not Halloween anymore
Your mother's a prostitute
Your the scum between my toes
You dirty ***
You ugly, dirty, foul smelling, treacherous douche
You glutinous *** platter
Thou rump smells of rubber and dirt
November 15, 2007 7:38 PM
 

gearsofwolf said:

poo for brains lol

Jack of Blades, cause he was he most hated person in fable
November 15, 2007 7:39 PM
 

baritonenation said:

Straggling strumpet
Turded trailneck
Rotting rotten rotter
Doublecrossing mucksnapper
Pig kicking cow chaser
Pennytheiving scumsip
Sneaking ratmarrow
Festering mouldmagnet
Mudslinging matmould
Bucket throwing gutter slime
November 15, 2007 7:43 PM
 

gearsofwolf said:

pea brain
November 15, 2007 7:48 PM
 

strawsy said:

"Pall thee in the dunnest smoke of Hell"
"Thou tottering earth-vexing baggage"
"Thou odiferous beetle-headed lewdster"
"Thou droning beef-witted coxcomb"
"Thou odiferous milk-livered jolt-head"
"Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes"
"Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side"
"Thou hath not so much brain as ear wax"
"Thou art like the toad, ugly and venomous"
"Show your sheep-biting face, and be hanged an hour"
"I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away"
November 15, 2007 7:48 PM
 

sam-o said:

deformed gnome baby - funny isnt it?
Dog - simple
Dirty pickle/dirty pickle eater - i dunno it just popped into my head and it sounds funny.
Jack of ugly - referencing Jack of blades
November 15, 2007 8:00 PM
 

whoflungpoo said:

BOBO /means whatever u want it to mean'
November 15, 2007 8:04 PM
 

soulknot said:

douche bag
November 15, 2007 8:06 PM
 

TrueMode said:

OMG its That bubble spunk in town again
Get gone you wet dog
I smell a walking turd close by
WoW shes such a gold digger
Go away you Tosspot peaice of ***
Theres a pile of dog munk right over there
Wat a dumbe Ape
my gosh a donkeys bank end will need to looke Twice at you
tinny winney little runt
get lost your toerag
have mercy on this Shizza houser
November 15, 2007 8:07 PM
 

SirBolly said:

Dirty Rotten Bug
E v i l [Evil] ***
Ugly ***
November 15, 2007 8:07 PM
 

HiroNakamura said:

Scrotum sweat
Rectum decay
Headfungus
McFungus
Backside burper
Ogre
Chumpstain
Sprout-less Git
Bread-rot


November 15, 2007 8:11 PM
 

urtog said:

how about an urtog.
November 15, 2007 8:16 PM
 

ThePotatoLord said:

how about"Piss barrel"?
November 15, 2007 8:17 PM
 

OverTheHill said:

Goblin Breeder

Troll Hugger

Grape Stomper

Swill Drinker

Daisy Picker

Cow Milker

Duck Herder

Werewolf Mooner

Vampire Biter

Frog Jumper

Winglet

Puke Bucket

Hog Washer

Royal Buffet Porker

Weak Kneed Melon Tosser

Rump Roast

Cow Pie Tosser

Gutter Butter

Huckelberry

Dung Collector

Chicken Plucker

Rabbit Chaser

Weed Puller

Rug Muncher

Salad Tosser

Toe Jam Cheese Maker

Back Hair Waxer

Barrel Roller

Corn Shucker

Bleeping Sheep

Mooooooer

Manure Spreader

Gin Head

Rum Bum
November 15, 2007 8:20 PM
 

greenghost5 said:

pooherder

That's all I can think that doesn't look taken already.
November 15, 2007 8:33 PM
 

MagnoliaElectricCo said:

Lord British
Canary Catcher
Wooley Shoes
Burlap Rash
Dragon Floss
Cannonball Bum
Oedipus
"Here comes the hero who lies about the cake"
Pirate Shaver
November 15, 2007 8:34 PM
 

falkyn said:

goat licker
potato lover
your mother spread the bubonic plague by her hideous face
you eat dung
you stupid inbreed
November 15, 2007 8:44 PM
 

Davoidio said:

Jakamo
Meckler
programmer
Twizzler
Pronnincioation
Spawn of Biology
pizmo
mung
infectious failure
moronic sack of crap
the singled out ugly child
lemon jelly
step-back of society
chubacapra of finances ( I hope I spelled that right)
piligimist of cousins
offspring of beastiality
defensive fart
toilet after "free burrito for trucker" day
chronic crotch sniffer


November 15, 2007 8:47 PM
 

greenghost5 said:

(my g/f wants to have an input) Booty-Stink and Scroat /  Little Scroat
November 15, 2007 8:48 PM
 

humanite said:

bowl of grits
November 15, 2007 8:52 PM
 

grifdaddy55 said:

mungsucker
November 15, 2007 8:52 PM
 

Fps_Bruce said:

Scallywag
Wanker
Dumbcoffer
Dipshitter
Orphan
Spindleshanks
Tindertwigs
Fartblaster
Chindabin
Plague Spreader
Necro Toucher
Scrub buffer
Crumb Dunket
And of course the most acclaimed: "Anusface"
November 15, 2007 8:54 PM
 

humanite said:

you nyger          there is a meaning to this word o mine so its not what you think. know  how a lyger is a lion and a tyger put together well nyger is lyger and a bl**k person put together meaning half breed or bl**k animal Fu**er
November 15, 2007 8:57 PM
 

humanite said:

oh half breed is G o o d [Good] as well
November 15, 2007 8:58 PM
 

gam3spartan said:

how abot...
decka
hyena
"y dont you go kick some chickens"
you lint licker..lol..just kidding thats from a comercial
bloddy hell ur one ugly wanka
(Scottish accent) i can't tell if thats me mums hind quarters or his face..
(Scottish ascent)you look like an orc wrapped in ugly and glazed over with hideous
November 15, 2007 9:03 PM
 

ColonelLasers said:

"Codpiece"

Simple, yet eloquent.

"Fishwife"

For the ladies.
November 15, 2007 9:04 PM
 

petermolyneuxsmells said:

beanie baby
November 15, 2007 9:14 PM
 

MinkOWar said:

Hobbe-snogger!

Or a more derogatory "Hobbe-Gobbler!" though I assume that could be too strong if you read it the right (or wrong?) way.
November 15, 2007 9:25 PM
 

DerFreishutz said:

Ooooh, you could always use my favorite insult.

"I hope yer firstborn dies of tuberculosis!"


Or "So who burned down YOUR village, you stupid little brat?"

November 15, 2007 9:31 PM
 

means said:

bum-plunger
November 15, 2007 9:35 PM
 

towlie said:

butt fairy
butt pirate

November 15, 2007 9:38 PM
 

wildhomes said:

I like a nod to other franchises, so n'wah would be G o o d [Good], especially if you've got people of different cultures insulting your hero. (It's from Morrowind, if anyone doesn't remember.)

But generally? I like The Apologist, Saint George, Chicken Little, and Glass Joe.
November 15, 2007 9:41 PM
 

MarkVI said:

You dirty cut-throat!
You onion-fested lump of bad milk!
You boiled rat!
You rotten carcass, you are stenched with moldy cheese fit only for rat!
Go back to your cave, or whatever rat cage you risen from in the foul soil!
Take your broken sword, but do not be surprised that it as not as broken as your face!
You smell like bad pig, a really bad pig!
I love to see you walk by, but only when I imagine a cliff at the end of the road
Back to the boiler with ye!
Sheepstench!
Pigsbreath!
Hogshit!
Toadboy!
Wartwillow!
Soggydumplet!(personal favorite)
Mangywaft!
Soursnort!
Beerbeltcher!
Lardfungus!
You vile fertilizer!
Lardface!
Lardass!
Bearded lady!
You moldy, indigestive manifestation of stench!
Fartfungus!
Captain Fart!(of the royal Fart Army)
Peons lackey!
You suck!
If the fattest and smelliest man in the world was wearing underwear right now, I would literally roll them in dog ***, swim them in the sewers, allow the fabric to be eaten by natives, and get a line of hundreds of people to fart right at it, even if all that happened...it would not be as smelly as your face!
Tirdblossom!
Sergeant Fatfart!
Moldy ham, why art thou in the cabinet?
And my all time favorite, "Go roll down a hill!"

Hope that helps Lionhead, if not, I have even more at my disposal
November 15, 2007 9:50 PM
 

CaptainApocalypse said:

You ready?

"Beefwitted Applejohn"
November 15, 2007 9:51 PM
 

wildhomes said:

oh, and old cartoons are totally great, so Underdog and El Kabong would be amazing.

and if you happen to have a part of the game where you lead a party of characters on some heroic, twilight mission? I'll glad buy twelve copies of the game to hear you guys refer to said party as Dexys Midnight Runners.
November 15, 2007 9:52 PM
 

MarkVI said:

Nice one, Apocalypse!^^ That'el leave 'em a stinger!
November 15, 2007 9:54 PM
 

Shookems said:

Ninnywanker!
November 15, 2007 9:54 PM
 

humanite said:

dirty dog kicker
November 15, 2007 9:55 PM
 

ansibomber said:

What, does thou think it be Hallows Eve?
November 15, 2007 9:56 PM
 

humanite said:

how bout creed that cool
creed mean secret for people who don't know
November 15, 2007 9:57 PM
 

humanite said:

animal abuse
no one likes that
November 15, 2007 9:58 PM
 

The_B said:

Buggernuts always makes me smile.

Or Puddycobbler
November 15, 2007 10:20 PM
 

Liquidfire089 said:

assbag, shiteater, son of a whore, Lilly Liver, Palooka,
November 15, 2007 10:27 PM
 

Hitchmunk said:

Pee-on

After I'm through with you there won't be enough body left for a funeral

"If my dog had your face, I'd shave its but and teach it to walk backwards" From M*A*S*H

Putrescence

Imbecilic Fool


Hope you all enjoyed my insults
November 15, 2007 10:30 PM
 

Hitchmunk said:

Pee-on

After I'm through with you there won't be enough body left for a funeral

"If my dog had your face, I'd shave its but and teach it to walk backwards" From M*A*S*H

Putrescence

Imbecilic Fool


Hope you all enjoyed my insults
November 15, 2007 10:31 PM
 

EvilEebs said:

-scrotum-chewing bedwetter

-loincloth chomping Dog

-snot-blowing peesampler

-filthy wanker-spanker

-lavatory shitmilker

-hobb nobmuffin

-lie-spreading turd peddler

-mutant apeface poo-scooper

-gravy-lipped fat-monger

-brown-fingered rectum-inspector

-slimy treehumper

-zit-covered pushole


November 15, 2007 10:45 PM
 

masmith89523 said:

So's your face!
November 15, 2007 10:49 PM
 

ElDardo said:

"Pilonidal cyst"- you have to get butt stitches for it... hm...

"Butt-stitches"
November 15, 2007 10:51 PM
 

mikemqn said:

Arsebreath
November 15, 2007 10:52 PM
 

mikemqn said:

cacker
November 15, 2007 10:53 PM
 

mikemqn said:

wetdog
November 15, 2007 10:55 PM
 

shadow666777 said:

Blood sucker

Home wrecker

Son of Skorm

Foul-one

Waste-eater

Sorry iff these have been mentioned. Didn't feel like reading that long list.
November 15, 2007 10:57 PM
 

mikemqn said:

gombeen
November 15, 2007 10:57 PM
 

Shimekiri said:

"Your mother is a virgin!"

"Why don't you let me stick a wooden spoon up your *** and twist it around?!"

"You're so dumb you'd climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!"

"I'd rather make love to a cow than set eyes on you hero!"

"Hey why don't I stick a pick hammer in your nose so that you don't look so terrible?"

"Oh My God! It's Jack! He's back! Wait a minute... Your that retarded hero. Now I wish it were Jack of Blades at least he'd gouge my eyes out so I never have to see you again."

"Maybe I should be a lesbian..."

*when talking to a man* "Wow! I might be gay but I'm still a sane man!"
November 15, 2007 11:01 PM
 

skippers said:

completely made up stuff:

flugel-stabber
blathernut
squibblehead
rabble-muncher
cheese-swabber
bum-nubbler
November 15, 2007 11:05 PM
 

marmoset said:

Mean Head Mean

Stinky McStinkFace

Mooga

Fooey

Frunkis

Excraminty Fresh Breath

November 15, 2007 11:06 PM
 

BVrtis said:


Dogpile

Sludge Pot

Greasy Weasel

Loathsome Goat

Worm-Lips

Toad Node

Diddle-pit

Lead Head

Stinky Pickle

Scurvy Folk Singer

Swag Belly

Batfoul
November 15, 2007 11:12 PM
 

humanite said:

damn that last guy was funny i almost died

YOU butt wipe
November 15, 2007 11:16 PM
 

Dioxide said:

Grocklocker
Shellsniffer
Gringlespat
Dullspark
November 15, 2007 11:19 PM
 

humanite said:

wounder what you do with your dog at night old man
November 15, 2007 11:25 PM
 

accujimmy said:

I would like to suggest

"Fascist."

It's accurate, gender neutral, and has that E v i l [Evil] flair to it.

Upgrade it to "Fascist Pig"

Downgrade to "Fascist in Training" or something like that

How about: "Nihilist" -- a bit of a ripoff of course

"Stinking Crevace"

"Festering Fissure"

That's enough for tonight. Enjoy.
November 15, 2007 11:26 PM
 

BVrtis said:

Squirrelly Nut

Pheasant Plucker

KnobGoblin

Lummox

Codpod

Potato Face

Sheep Bitter

Lice Eater

Nog Nose

Stone Dome

Knackergut

Slug -Mug

Funk Feet

Jib Nibbit

Fish Lips




November 15, 2007 11:32 PM
 

Chade_Farseer said:

I second "Wank Stain"
November 15, 2007 11:36 PM
 

chanteng said:

mass murder and mayham
im your father
cacaroshe
sthinky fish
cockdingo
microban
jellow face
pan face
dont breake a nail
ill take your blade and kill your son
you miss , i can ran infrount of your hits, maybe that`ll help
ill feed your dog with your bones
ill feed mi dog wit your bones
i got death,come get it
frogliker
your breth smells like a rotten rat



November 15, 2007 11:37 PM
 

chanteng said:

if you payed for that tattoo go get your money back
nice cut were you got it at,in the eat the dirt city
your so fat i can see my wife
aahh run away he take steroieds
November 15, 2007 11:47 PM
 

BVrtis said:

Froggy Legs

Pimple Pop

Critic! (Crrrrritic!)

Bottom Feeder

Crass Hopper

Plop Sloper

Lawn Ornament

Dung Beetle (or Beatle)

Clod Sword

Knicker Wetter

Cork Brain

Canker Boar

November 15, 2007 11:53 PM
 

EkehMayu said:

Butt nugget
Biscuit Tits
Blow me
Mistaken Splurge
November 16, 2007 12:13 AM
 

firestorm721 said:

I do desire we may be better strangers.
Thou art the rudeliest welcome to this world.
More of your conversation would infect my brain.
Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit.
Thou lump of foul deformity!
Thou art like a toad; ugly and venemous.
Thou art unfit for any place but hell.
Thine face is not worth sunburning.
You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.
From the plays of the master of insults William Shakespeare

November 16, 2007 12:23 AM
 

Beardedfoo said:

Cleavage Face
Palm Fister
Two-Tuner
Beef Broth
Shoe Horn
Gun Drops
Nickel Pants
Sour Dough
Shank Shifter
Tender Palm
Shoe Shifter
Lime Basket
Fruity Pants
Side Order of Beef
Queens Knickers
Assy-Slacks
Butter Trumpet
Stinky Fist
Dime Licker
Buxom Blonde
Assy-Nipples
Sour Cream
Flaming Buttocks
Little Case of Gout
Beaver Belly
Wheat Thins
Milk Toast
Pea Pod
Cow Pie
Cow Bell
Open Wound Sore Surprise  
Salt Wounds
Blustery Nipples
Chicken Pot Pie
Lazy Nitz
Bear Claws
Hot Karl’s Jail House Special
Shame Shifter
Palm Tree
Coconut Clanger
Fly Swatter
Holy Hanna
Disco Bondage Head Gear
Sweet Charlie
William Shatner
Shat Happens
Captain Kirk
Giblets and Gravy
Ice Cream Stick
Side Saddler
Rocket Pants
Angry Puddle Jumper
Home Fry
Hot Bacon Grease
Wide Load A Comin’
Pumpkin Pants
Refried Beans
Butt Cleavage
November 16, 2007 12:32 AM
 

Slyzer64 said:

im going too have too do with the one my best friend came up with.....

***hat
November 16, 2007 12:47 AM
 

Mailrobot said:

How about: "you waste of organic matter!"

It'd be funny something simple too. They should call you, if you are poor a not liked much, they call you hobo Smily [:)]
November 16, 2007 1:04 AM
 

Colossus610 said:

Anthropophagist with a prodigious case of coprophilia
November 16, 2007 1:11 AM
 

oneeyedlittleman said:

K-Nigh-It

Australian Swallow
November 16, 2007 1:19 AM
 

oneeyedlittleman said:

Lionhead (The Dead Rodent)
November 16, 2007 1:20 AM
 

M_Rated said:

Goozer

Ignoramus stupendous

November 16, 2007 1:29 AM
 

ChADLy said:

"Shouldn't you be 'bigger'?" (relates to the male's penis and female's breasts)

"You look like a turd I once passed!"

"Dingle berry!"

"My cooking almost smells as bad as you....I bet you taste worse!"

"Wanker!"

"Who dressed you? A bum?"

"Aren't you an ugly little bugger?"


November 16, 2007 1:37 AM
 

SPRTN2 said:

Bell-end!
brownie pounder
dill weed
Twait
muppet
bunghole

November 16, 2007 1:38 AM
 

bataller said:

"Wipe yourself with a Salty Steak.  A RAW. SALTY. STEAK."
November 16, 2007 1:47 AM
 

jrspartan53 said:

Hot Carl
November 16, 2007 2:09 AM
 

vidgaman said:

Bloghead
Pantystain
Buttmuncher
Arsehair
Buttsweat
Menstraldrip
Braindead
Fatpocket
Pusspocket
November 16, 2007 2:40 AM
 

Pwnzerfaust said:

Is this some sort of way to gauge the maturity and reading comprehension abilities of your audience? If so, it's working phenomenally.
November 16, 2007 2:46 AM
 

DarthSleepy said:

BumRustler
November 16, 2007 2:57 AM
 

MARQUS13 said:

Herpe-lips
November 16, 2007 3:17 AM
 

gearsofwolf said:

humanite im not sure what u said in your second comment but it sounded like a really racist insult.
here some insults for f2
Spawn of vermin
Troll face
Balverine fondler
Undead lover (necrophiliac lol)
Gutter spawn
Pauper
Hobb Breath
Midget Minion
Pox face
Plague Merchant
November 16, 2007 3:34 AM
 

gearsofwolf said:

Pwnzerfaust since this will be an 'M' rated game the insults can't be too rude or witty as many children may not understand them.
November 16, 2007 3:38 AM
 

Studdart said:

"Knnnniggit!"
November 16, 2007 3:49 AM
 

AgentGhost said:

*** Gobbler!
November 16, 2007 3:56 AM
 

Rabidtoaster said:

Puddle-***

November 16, 2007 4:00 AM
 

jouge_friz said:

Pirateshit!
November 16, 2007 4:03 AM
 

trutch said:

Got to get some cockney rhyming slang in there.

Hampton Wick = ***
November 16, 2007 4:04 AM
 

Reflame said:

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

I know what sign you were born under...'Red light district'
November 16, 2007 4:05 AM
 

Calios1 said:

****.  Very Saxon.
November 16, 2007 4:06 AM
 

xracerNL said:

Cockmongler
November 16, 2007 4:13 AM
 

nitrojew said:

Motley-minded clotpole
Moldwarp
Hedge-pig
Swag-bellied mumble-news
Elf-skinned boar-pig
Beef-witted barnacle
Bung sucker
Turd Burglar
Tax Collector
George W
Pignut
November 16, 2007 4:23 AM
 

TheNightbringer said:

I like ''guild-wanker'' alot Smily [:)] (look it's the guild-wanker!!)
November 16, 2007 4:25 AM
 

enjoiskaterguy said:

" G o o d [Good]...bad...I'm the guy with the gun." (bruce campbell quote from Army of Darkness)

"what crawled up your ass and died?"

"don't you just love the smell of idiots in the morning"

(as hero bumps into NPC) NPC says "what the hell....damn douchbag(saying while NPC is walking away).  Thinks he hot stuff does he now.  Well we'll see about that when I...when uhh....when I uh....ah damn I forgot what I was going to say"

grunts and murmoring sounding like profanity

"so your the main man of the town huh?....well not when I done getting through with you you won't...then you'll be the main woman of the town."

"I see your sword is as big as mine"

"pissface...oh sorry lad, I have a small case of terrets syndrome...***!"

"That ain't a knife....'THIS.. is a knife"  (in crocodile dundee format of course)

"bloody wanker"
November 16, 2007 4:26 AM
 

punisher1588 said:

Slopswiller

Guildchump

Chiefdump

Moronquest
November 16, 2007 4:57 AM
 

custerlina said:

(Old) Fartsack
Fartbrain
Fartthinker
your thoughts are farts
November 16, 2007 5:23 AM
 

monkeyupatree said:

Pooh-Pirate
***-lips
ring-sting-pooh-poker
dangleberry
poop-tumour(look it up, that's how it's really spelled)
underpant-weasel
crotch-goblin

November 16, 2007 5:37 AM
 

dreamyboy said:

Weirdowhacker!
November 16, 2007 5:43 AM
 

dreamyboy said:

Weirdowhacker!
November 16, 2007 5:44 AM
 

JoKeR_682 said:

Oprah lol
November 16, 2007 5:47 AM
 

ubersicko said:

I've always liked
Gutter ***
November 16, 2007 5:53 AM
 

Scottishero said:

Go Suck a *** or simply Suck a ***

Not sure on the profanity levels for Fable 2, but we enjoy using it for Halo 3
November 16, 2007 6:26 AM
 

Scottishero said:

Go Suck a Fu(k or simply Suck a Fu(k

Not sure on the profanity levels for Fable 2, but we enjoy using it for Halo 3
November 16, 2007 6:27 AM
 

Hookie said:

Son of a bloody pig
White trash
Son of a raped goat
Donkeylover
roody pooh candy ass
Assfucker
Fuckface
Fuckass
Asslicking mothafucker
Cookiemonster
Smelly cat
Idiot
Coffee junkie
granny panty sniffer


You smell like a raped monkey.
You smell like a goat on crack.
Suck my balls you white trash.
Why don't you just kill yourself before i do it.
If i see your face one more time, i swear to my goat, I WILL kick your dog!
If you don't get out of my face, i will piss on your eyeball.
Don't make me look mean at you.
I feel sorry for your dog.

You make me so sick that i just want to burn your house down and rape your wife. After that i will torture your child and eat him up with a some Dutch cheese. When i am done with him, i will beat your dog up for five days, and on the six day, i will yell at your dog and feed it some poison. The poison will give your dog a long painfull death.

Hey you, fuzzy eyebrow!
November 16, 2007 6:30 AM
 

Apocypha said:

person- What did ya mum do tuh yeh
           throw you in the garbage for a bunch of ballverines to come and rip your body lim from lim, you filthy scum bag.

other person- it wasnt his mum it was his old man that pushed him off a bridge because he thought he was to ugly ta live.

to a chick-you promiscuous staff gagging hussy


ill be back with my friend sean he is ten no not even
he just gots some anger issues
November 16, 2007 6:36 AM
 

fabeltje said:

he yu Fartpants!
OOooo Hell No!!!
FrogFace
Rotting corps!
Death Man Walkin!!
Speak to  the hand the head aint listening!
go back to the shitholl yu came from
Thats one nasty freak!
Am way outoff you league

Fun Fun Fun! now i can kill someone!  

sorry for bad spelling XD
November 16, 2007 6:47 AM
 

Yngir said:

Gutterbreath

Fartypants

Birdbrain

Midget fondler

Slurrysocks

"You have a face even a mother couldn't love"

Namby pamby

Numpty Dumpty

Fartmonger

Crybaby

Cackface
November 16, 2007 6:49 AM
 

Svartalf said:

Poohead .. but that is almost similar to Arseface ..
Floorcloth
Rabbit Dung
Cow Crap
Gutter Licker
&
God's Mistake
November 16, 2007 7:04 AM
 

l1nc said:

What about
You doughnut (in a cornish accent)
oi monkey spunk
panty hamster
tosspot
November 16, 2007 7:09 AM
 

BudokaZ said:

Medieval Dickweed
Big, Red, Ugly Source of all E v i l [Evil]
Scruffy looking Nerfherder
Needle ***
Lord Chumpinator of Chumpington
Empty Bogroll
November 16, 2007 7:19 AM
 

FrAgPiG said:

Spawny-eyed wassack!
Bell-end
sheep-worrier
dogs pizzle
fell out of ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
nob-head
twat
rancid flap
giz-face
ring piece
chicken choker
self abuser
wind blows up your *** and flaps your tongue
tool
poo breath
*** head
tadpole tackle
pig ugly bloated fanny of ill parentage
did picasso design your face
poo conker dangling from my dogs ***
***-fruit
November 16, 2007 7:24 AM
 

Tobi_IsAGoodBoy said:

Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
November 16, 2007 7:28 AM
 

Tobi_IsAGoodBoy said:

Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
November 16, 2007 7:28 AM
 

PjbSiwel said:

Chav.
November 16, 2007 7:29 AM
 

the_vomiting_cavalier said:

"Niffkin"

note: I don't have an xbox and I registered here purely to give that to you, so you'd better use it. It sounds even better spoken out loud. Try it.
November 16, 2007 7:30 AM
 

programad said:

"Dog humper"
"Goat Raper"
"Ring giver"
"Z-hero"
"uglyest creation"
"is that a nose?"
"Holy sheep!"
November 16, 2007 7:50 AM
 

MrObese said:

*** Slit
BumCheek
Get away Green Zit or i'll squeeze you
Fungus ***
Goat Lover
Donkey ***
Bum Fluff
Rear end fiend
November 16, 2007 7:53 AM
 

poptartious said:

PoopSmith
Da'Jenkins
Democrat
November 16, 2007 8:07 AM
 

WiccaMan said:

I was once known as Mutton-Lover (for reasons I won't go into) - you're welcome to use that.

How about some olde English insults ...

bung-napper
dunaker
fopdoodle
fustilug
slubberdegullion
November 16, 2007 8:19 AM
 

squirrel_enix said:

"You sir, are common."
November 16, 2007 8:28 AM
 

Raeph said:

you're crazier than a ***-house rat
dingus
chingus
isn't that the one with Encephalitis
November 16, 2007 8:44 AM
 

Slaaaaabs said:

***-breath/chops/beard
November 16, 2007 8:47 AM
 

Red Rose said:

How about... "Ay Pooey, you ought to take a showa'!" Stick out tongue [:P]

It sounds like what little children of Fable would say!
November 16, 2007 8:48 AM
 

colderclimate said:

I agree with anyone who's suggested SmegHead

It's technically an insult but sounds kind of hilarious at the same time. It fits the UK humour perfectly but would also be understood in the US as a funny insult.

DO IT!!! PLEASE!!
November 16, 2007 8:49 AM
 

Sheepez said:

skallywag
bumbreath
turdburglar
jerk  / joik ( with a Brooklyn accent )
quakebuttock ( very period )
fannyface ( excellent on account of the disparity 'twixt English and colonial
              interpeations )
oaf
oik
bumbandit
November 16, 2007 9:08 AM
 

LiveLife69 said:

goatkicker

November 16, 2007 9:30 AM
 

Danscoulding said:

*** chops
November 16, 2007 10:01 AM
 

Rikken said:

Can't think of any G o o d [Good] insults at the moment which is a surprise as I am usually insulting everybody at every second.

Wartface.
Pisspants.
Brownshorts.

Weak I know but meh.
November 16, 2007 10:10 AM
 

felixmg26 said:

Witless Wonder

Captain Useless

Filthy McNasty

Latrine

Privvy Propper

Meat Wagon

Maggot King
November 16, 2007 10:13 AM
 

L33tfella_H said:

Toenail
November 16, 2007 10:16 AM
 

bigfick said:

Hey turd burglar!
May the fleas of my dog invest your genital region.
You smell of rotten fish.
Tell your mother to shave her face.
November 16, 2007 10:33 AM
 

Kamata said:

Cripple Toss,
Ginger Fiend.
Goat Feeler
November 16, 2007 10:38 AM
 

sambob117 said:

girly man
ninny
twit

donkey bottom food trough wiper
November 16, 2007 11:01 AM
 

paedro said:

*** baby
nobby no-mates
fat mess

the first one's probly a bit much but i think its worth a shout anyway
November 16, 2007 11:14 AM
 

jamarvelous said:

Gluteus Maximus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gluteus_maximus

Sounds Noble, and safe for parents too...?
November 16, 2007 11:20 AM
 

JWBURKS said:

I thought you could buy the title "Arseface"?

...

"Pig-Lover"
"Teet-Sucker"
"Titty Twister"
"Double-Chinned Hick"
"Anal Leakage"
"Booger Eater"
November 16, 2007 11:24 AM
 

SirJuk said:

Lice Brain
Venereal Offspring
Tiny crotch
November 16, 2007 11:25 AM
 

NUNBERRY said:

I'm gutted about Gobshite. However, there is the more socially acceptable :
Gobsheen

Failing that, you can't beat the classics :
Meanybags
Poo Features
Stinky pants (which has already been said - this is a vote in favour)

Or if you want to follow Gobshite down the path of classic irish insults and want one that's not offensive in most english speaking countries (ye pack of sasanach bastards ya!) :
Geebag
Ya big hairy mickey!
etc.
November 16, 2007 11:30 AM
 

Jem_x said:

dirtbag

turd muncher

Asswipe

bumbag

urchin
November 16, 2007 11:57 AM
 

jgibson75 said:

These are variations on a word a friend of mine taught me. His word is F*cktard.

Our variations are:

Fartard

Shitetard

Craptard

tittard

Meattard

Robotard

Gittard

Nobtard

Jerktard

Arsetard

Freaktard

Stinktard

I also like thes Hobbe related insults:

Hobbelover

Hobbehead

Hobbebrain

Hobbearse

Hobbehat


November 16, 2007 12:12 PM
 

Spinwhiz said:

Okay...let's see what I have come up with:

Fartblossom
Monkeypits
dirtlicker
donkeyworth
malenips = make nipples are worthless Smily [:)]
nopapa = oh...whooz yo daddy!
tacoface (could be a LOT worse)
pudden-head (that is actually from a dictionary under "stupid"Wink [;)]
re-re (it means to be retarded...DON"T GET OFFENDED)
gaumlet (gaumless also means stupid, so a person would be a gaumlet)
November 16, 2007 12:12 PM
 

VaXXoR said:

"Filthy Hobbewasher"
November 16, 2007 12:14 PM
 

geerdude said:

Harry Peahead
Flaming Lambchops the dragon slayer
Lady Loopyshire
Lady Betty Bottom Burns
Sherman Tank
Pat St. Peter the python master
Nancy Ironfist
November 16, 2007 12:19 PM
 

skipitou said:

The best insult is...
COUNTRY DUNKIN !
and in French because it's the best language :
PEQUENOT
November 16, 2007 12:21 PM
 

Quadroflange said:

How about

Bog Ostrich
Fart Sack
Ballbag
Shitface
Smegface
Dicklicker
Rear Admiral
Pissdrinker
Fuckstart
Bibble, as in "...but i can't say anything nice about him, he's a bibble!!"

I like Bibble.
November 16, 2007 12:21 PM
 

Elgis said:

my Grandma used to call us "Shithooks"  kinda funny sounding.

My Entry,

Shithooks

Oh and my Grandma loves Fable 1
November 16, 2007 12:55 PM
 

captainbinkman said:

I have a few.

DogArse
Dogface
Nuckfut
Amateurarse
UtterArse
MeagerArse
SpareArse
dourArse
fruit
peapants
unpretentiousArse
Zero
Wishy-Washy
Deadpan
Arsepan
panarse
torpidturd
My favorite ones out of my list is NuckFut, deadpan, and Torpidturd those could definitely work for both genders.
November 16, 2007 12:57 PM
 

rockhome6 said:

"Time to get the F out" (F means the fatarse..kinda double meaning)
"gross-butt"
November 16, 2007 1:03 PM
 

XTRage said:

shupak jedan glupi
November 16, 2007 1:10 PM
 

ajers said:

Hmm.. this might work

a: Dog-lover

bSad [:(]Talking to the dog) "Is that your ugly pet?" (Pointing on the hero)

c: Mr./Miss. Smelly

d: Pumpkinhead

e: Master Fart
November 16, 2007 1:13 PM
 

Small_InsignificantPoo said:

I think my name is G o o d [Good].

"Small insignificant poo" is the better Smily [:)]
"PooArse", "Drug's Consumer", "*** Eater", "Low Intelligence" and "Big Fat Nose" are G o o d [Good] too.
November 16, 2007 1:18 PM
 

hobbelover said:

Hobbe Lover
Scrumpy Licker (Remember Issiah's Apple Scrumpy)
Hobbe Licker
Troll Humper

November 16, 2007 1:43 PM
 

Martinmas said:

A few people have already said it but

Ass-Hat or ***-Hat if you want to keep more a original Fable feel is one I would like to see.


Others that would make me laugh would be

Tater-butt
Darg-head
November 16, 2007 2:17 PM
 

Anchorigde said:

Yanker
Mamma's Boy
Child Beater
Hater
Baboon
Horse's ***
Mushroom Smeller
Donkey
slob
***-***-in
Carpetbagger
lay about
Childchoker
Dirtlicker


November 16, 2007 2:26 PM
 

Ryamatsu said:

I'm fond with...

"Butt Scuba!" and "*** Sword!"
November 16, 2007 2:30 PM
 

Electrology said:

Shitbag
Dickman/Dickgirl
Fuckwit
Bollockbag
Twathead
Pissbag
Pisshead
Pissface
Cockhead
Cockface
November 16, 2007 2:36 PM
 

kikox said:

stupedassface
invecildork
assjacker
mofeta
wharipary
woundclener
November 16, 2007 2:42 PM
 

xracerNL said:

Croch Cleaner
Anal dwelling ass jockey
Backporch muppet
Backdoor bandit
Cockjuggling thundercunt
Rectal probed abductee
Mentally retarded assjuggler
German shitting chest fucker
Shaven Orangutan
Floppy donkey *** sucker
Retentive monkey fucker
Pink tutu wearing lemming
November 16, 2007 2:46 PM
 

Electrology said:

ORRRR
Tit Head
Titwank
Titshit
Imbadick
Mr. Penis
November 16, 2007 2:46 PM
 

creatiwerk said:

Boll ... Well ... it is a name that sends shivers down ones spine
Crapcrafter
Mousefoot
Zounder - someone who inflicts zounds Stick out tongue [:P]
Witcher *wink*
Moldwrapper
Fairy Godfather
illbreeder
verrucan
budgie bottom (fast forward)
telemarketer





November 16, 2007 3:14 PM
 

drpee said:


- moist monkeytoss  (An act of animal cruelty... or affection, really.)

- unsavory bonehead

- bushwhacker (ambiguously political, yet totally RPG. Look it up.)

- nutball

- stoolsoftener

- pinprick (not gender neutral, I know)

- bloody nutcracker (British accent required)

- cockeyed bushbeater  (a drunk headhunter)

- useless bioshock

- scutmunching asstar  (literally, a software algorithm that meanders from node to node, uselessly converting data; ie, most gamers)

- Captain Save-a-gnome

- daddywhampuss

- mealymouthed blibbetlicker  (*cough*)

November 16, 2007 3:16 PM
 

Troakey said:

"I bet your mothers a woman and your dogs' got three legs!"

"oi you, you faced chicken ***...no, that's not right...oi you, you faced *** chicken! ...oh bugger that's not right ether, right I've got it now...oi come back I've not finished!"
November 16, 2007 3:23 PM
 

Bambinho said:

Poopoo head
Flat pancake
Feathered nubstick

November 16, 2007 3:32 PM
 

Troakey said:

"and what do you think your looking at?!....oh...er....i was only asking...no not the FACE!!"
November 16, 2007 3:34 PM
 

PWalk said:

Crizzwazza
Chadonucks
Laminamanumi
Slog
Slogknocker
Binksterini
Antekyfob
Luluhead
Psychonut
Rabbish
Nuzzyfuts
Stashgroomer
Stickyslipper
Oblower
Lintcatcher
Musherfart
Shuckycoocoo
Mubbinknak
Ploondeecab
Pwalkoglob

November 16, 2007 3:57 PM
 

mhenlo said:

what about: "you rotting piece of pie"? and they say then like" hey look over there it's that rotting piece of pie again..." or "something smells bad here, i think it's that rotten piece of pie who's walking in the streets again..."
or more like:" fellow" then they say" oi , it's that nice fellow again" (it's simple but fun"Wink [;)] Stick out tongue [:P]
this could be too" ratpetter" then they say:" it's that bloody ratpetter again he only has enough money to keep a rat in his carboard home!"
or : hey! your mother is your father and you father is  your mother!"
maybe this one too(when you can choose your lenght)"hey you filthy gnome! all day you do is drink whisky and dance with clovers!"

gotta go to bed so no more G o o d [Good] insults(ore one neutral) given away by me Stick out tongue [:P]

p.s. maybe this one too" women: hey am i wearing something of you, you: yes actually i stole your dress this morning!"
November 16, 2007 4:03 PM
 

Sliv said:

Nutcake
November 16, 2007 4:03 PM
 

housemdfan said:

Peasant!
Plaguebrain
November 16, 2007 4:03 PM
 

sgoat said:

Spunk Rat
Wank Biscuits
Pissy Pants
November 16, 2007 4:29 PM
 

lionbread said:



"spongehead leatherpants!"                    nudge nudge wink wink

"are you a witch? may we burn you?"          (sounds familiaR?)

"you..you...you hairless piece of.. urr.. meat.. or something..."   (can't moan)

"bork bork bork, you loser!"     ( soup!)

"smell this ,you shrubberry!!"  

"o look, a turd in shiny armour!"

" O look , a dog and its turd!"
November 16, 2007 4:31 PM
 

Ranim said:

Some come here to meditate, some come here to masturbate...I come here to scratch my balls and read the writing on the walls.

"Die you daft degenerate"
November 16, 2007 4:39 PM
 

manormonster said:

Chum Guzzler
Bum Dumpling
Crotch Cobbler
*** Nipple
Piss Gargler
Hole Yodeler
Groin Gourmand
Nipple Drip (or, if you prefer, Nipple Lips)
November 16, 2007 4:52 PM
 

nidiskt said:

" The Accident"

" Whoopsy pants"

"Mr(s) Jackass"

"Stink-ball"

"Slime-Ball"

"Cheese teeth"

" Foot Scum"

"Disgusting Pig" or just "Pig"

"Turd" or " Turd-Roll"

"Stooge"

"Idiot"

"The Smell"

"Damn"
November 16, 2007 4:56 PM
 

LordRamsden said:

Twonk
Gruntstain
Chunderhump
Fiddlepopper
Porkscratch
Oafish-Lizard
Fartmonster
Hockenchops
Poobum
Hagwad
Nobfluff
Arsewit
Piss-Midget
Titch-Tackle
Suck'ard
Twoffler
Runket
Goit
Guffler
Grottaninny
November 16, 2007 5:01 PM
 

SonixApache said:

"Aapo"

"HobbeHead"

And as a Bad title: Jack off Blades
November 16, 2007 5:05 PM
 

Mavor said:

Haha, I'll give this a shot!

Dill-tard
Weed-Whack'n McKrack'n
Weeny Wuss
Tail Tucker
Water Ape

November 16, 2007 5:06 PM
 

CheeseDongle said:

Felcher.
November 16, 2007 5:16 PM
 

creatiwerk said:

*piiiiiip* Smily [:)]
November 16, 2007 5:28 PM
 

Dylsie said:

peanarse
scrotbag
turdtits
bumflap
tool
balverine boob
hobbe face
bum briches
village idiot
November 16, 2007 5:31 PM
 

tats said:

muppet
bell end
knob breath
*** lips
knobhead
trampstamp
shiteshifter
you jamrag
window licker
November 16, 2007 5:31 PM
 

shyndy said:

meekrob
November 16, 2007 5:47 PM
 

thejwac said:

Nerfherder
November 16, 2007 5:56 PM
 

BlackStaffMcCoy said:

Shifty-Eyed Newt
Bow-Legged Ferret
Grimy Little Defect
A Right Eyesore of a Human Being
Blistery Pimple of a Man
Rub Stain
Dung Smudge
Gangrinous Wart
Dung-Sack
Sting-Bag
Backwash Bum
Pock-Marked Plague
Weak-Kneed Turd
November 16, 2007 6:02 PM
 

jmann234 said:

Wanka
WankaFace
November 16, 2007 6:23 PM
 

nCogNeato said:

Sir Wanksalot / Madaam Twat
"NOOB!"
November 16, 2007 7:51 PM
 

sweetgamer said:

Smuggler, Shoplifter, Psyco, War lord, Town crazy, Drug horder, Balverine lord, Reincarnaton of Skorm (male) reincarnatioon of Lady grey (female) Hobbe leader, Bandit king, Two timer (for cheating) Woman/Man/Child/dog beater, E v i l [Evil] Emporer, man 'hore, or just 'hore, Man/ Woman stealer, Dark Prince, (By the way you should have something like this for like character customisation, what to wear and hair cuts cuz i have ideas!)
November 16, 2007 8:34 PM
 

nidiskt said:

a lot of people are making names that never existed back then so lets go with "Hitler."
November 16, 2007 8:45 PM
 

RandomSanghelli998 said:

poo monkay

hobbe face

November 16, 2007 9:38 PM
 

leopoldstotch said:

With the voice of a guard:

"Oi! Get out of it ya bloody donkeypuncha!"
horsewanker!
Great ugly rectal bleeding rectal wart!
buttnugget!
Bummugger!

To a kid:

"Were you born looking like that? God, no wonder your mother dumped ya in the streets!"

random:

rumpmaster!
OI! UGLY!
cheese bandit!
tissuestainer!
porkslapper!

and the classic:

stupid git!

November 16, 2007 9:42 PM
 

DR_PP said:

"Douche Bag"
"Lint Licker"
"Tramp-it"
"DR_PP" thats an insult. Stick out tongue [:P]
thats all i can think of now.....but i will be back. MUHAHAHAHAHA
November 16, 2007 11:39 PM
 

Shisou said:

I'm definitely not reading all of that...
Let's just make a list of all of the prefixes and suffixes.  Add as you like!

Pre:
-turd
-scum
-***
-cheese
-bum
-poo
-dung
-pork
-fart
-stink
-slime
-ginger
-etc.

Suf:
-maker
-lord
-kisser
-bandit
-stain
-licker
-roll
-pants
-head
-face
-balls
-etc.

My personal favorite is "Cheese-Roll"... Mmmmm....
November 17, 2007 12:04 AM
 

Killimino said:

Hobbe Licker
November 17, 2007 12:10 AM
 

xCAMOx said:

Cotton-headed ninny muggins
November 17, 2007 1:06 AM
 

CaptainPiePants said:

I had a list of 100 on my computer that I made one time which were all amusing. However a lot were homophobic, so here are the ones that I remember and that can be enjoyed by all.
ball bouncing crotch peasant
Gronk Bot
Swamp Donkey
Bog Rat
*** ***
*** Face
*** *** ***
Poo puncher
*** kicker
Colon Crusader (or colonel) of the anal artillerymen corps
Rump Bumper
Backdoor bandit
turd gurglar
turd burglar
woolie woofta
backside lactater
fanny gobbler
rump rubber
candy caterer
betty bum buster (one that works for ladies only)
*** shagger
phallic face
man who's face was on fire but then put out with a chain
Sphincter face
sally sodomiser

I can't recall anymore at this time, and most i just made up then.



November 17, 2007 1:21 AM
 

Lime_Jello24 said:

Nympho

Cry Baby

Troll Turd

Bed Wetter

Pizza Face

Hobo

Booze Hound



November 17, 2007 1:22 AM
 

humanite said:

stop eating my garbage or ill put it somewhere you cant get it up your uus
November 17, 2007 1:39 AM
 

archiethughes said:

Attention Lionhead Studios,

What I have laid before you is the only list of insults that is worth any attention.


For the hero:


Scum

Lowlife

Trash

Bum

Villain

G o o d [Good]-for-nothing

Heel

Loser

Vermin

Rank

Lowlife

Blackguard

Traitor

Crook

***

Conniving Wretch

E v i l [Evil]

Fiend

Demon

Ogre

Criminal

Outlaw

Idiot

Cretin

Moron




For the dog:


Mongrel

Mutt

Stray

Cur

Runt





You're welcome.

November 17, 2007 3:33 AM
 

marach said:

screw you guy
November 17, 2007 4:33 AM
 

Kastaflucht said:

Here is my suggestion: "calf slackness!" Big Smile [:D]
November 17, 2007 4:49 AM
 

dilod said:

*** Gobbler


November 17, 2007 6:39 AM
 

shockjossy said:

sucking pig
lightling crow
asssucker
pipoo
crapdropper


enjoy it Stick out tongue [:P]
November 17, 2007 6:51 AM
 

CoburnAlpha said:

"You motherswyvering churl"
November 17, 2007 7:26 AM
 

LGB said:

Hue Jass
twitsnail
gargoylebreath

November 17, 2007 7:31 AM
 

furiousmims said:

Son of otter

November 17, 2007 8:03 AM
 

Chipokmon said:

buttface
craphead
son of a chicken-chaser
witch
childeren-chaser
hobbe breath
hobbe friend
thief
November 17, 2007 8:09 AM
 

cold_achilles said:

  it would be halarious if the NPC's called you a NOOB!

some others are
-Your an EPIC failure!
-Your FOR THE LOSS!
-You Filthy Beast
-Get Out Of Town Ugly
-Stop Being a Puss
- Stop eating sh1t
- Aim better noob
-EAT MY SH1T!
-MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST SHUT OFF YOUR XBOX
-YOUR RUBBISH
November 17, 2007 9:01 AM
 

Mithrond said:

not sure if someone else has posted this, but here's on u could use for either gender....

Arsewipe. in the context of "Get out of my face Arsewipe".
not too shocking for most ears and i recon that follows along fables tradition of funny names.
November 17, 2007 9:22 AM
 

terrysrevenge said:

i hav a few

2 inch
balvereine porn star
hobbe slave
man boob
Santa's ***
nipple hair
November 17, 2007 9:33 AM
 

MaPiMa said:

Mapima
Kouloshit
Mikado
Thin Jim
Conjò
PodHead Or it is with a T
Stoney
Wasted Wanker
Wanker
Butt Licker
kid wrestler
Maloney
Big Dommey
Backyard Bob
Trash Basher
Fart Maker
Fart Smeller
Skeleton Kid
Pinut
McLovin
*** Face
*** Head
Pinut Pealer
Jew
Sheep Man
Crack Head
Cracka ***
Illbleed
Blacka Sani
Belly Bumper
Ear Wrestler
Fire Farter
November 17, 2007 9:37 AM
 

TaraJayne said:

Bloody hell Look at you, was Anyone else hurt in the accident?

November 17, 2007 10:15 AM
 

KillyManjaro said:

______________________________________

a G o o d [Good] one but dunno if Microsoft will like it:

"You piece of Ring-of-Death" or just "RoD"!

Smily [:)]
November 17, 2007 10:23 AM
 

matneee said:

Cyrodill...?Wink [;)]
November 17, 2007 10:31 AM
 

Themostmighty said:

How about Douche Rocket or *** guzzleing thundercunt  THese are both fairly innapropriate but hey
November 17, 2007 10:59 AM
 

Mikeuk2004 said:

Why you Mongolian Pinapple head.

I actually use this alot  when im trying not to swear Smily [:)]
November 17, 2007 11:20 AM
 

L33tfella_H said:

''Your mom is a squirrel, and your dad is a lumberjack''
November 17, 2007 11:31 AM
 

AngryMongoose said:

Poor little rich girl/boy
Smeg 'ead
blind idiot
weasel (and other creatures of that sort)
Drunkard
Drunken idiot
Drunken <whatever insult wins, e.g. Arseface>
Farmboy
Urchin (worthless urchin, so on)
Peasant Puncher
November 17, 2007 11:46 AM
 

flomyme said:

oyster face
November 17, 2007 11:52 AM
 

ChromeMud said:

I fart in thy general direction.

Get thee gone thou wretched pox-marked maggot-pie!
November 17, 2007 12:07 PM
 

AngerOfTheNorth said:

Bearing in mind we're looking for daft, relatively clean, of-it's-age, cruel and slightly absurd...

"Oh dear, look at him... His mother was a bit of a butter-fingers wasn't she?!"

"Maybe you'd suit a beard... and a very long fringe"

"Balaclava sir? It's, er, cold this time of year..."

Balvereine-botherer

Cod-lips

"I've got an old cutting board at home that looks just like your face!"

Little twerp

Fatty fatty three plates

Pip-squeak

Mr Puniverse

"He's suck a weakling I'm suprised he can raise a smile let alone that sword..."

Bog-woppit

"Oh dear... I've got some ointment for your face... But not THAT much"

"Floats like a butterfly... Stings like a butterfly"

"Have you been ill recently, is that it?"

"Next time you see those guys - just run away. You're G o o d [Good] at that"

"At least your dog can play fetch - what use are you?!"

"Look at that flea-bitten bag of bones... The dog looks all right though"

" Tsk, look at 'er... Offal in mutton's clothing" (One for the ladies)

Forest fodder

Worm

"I'm always suspicious of ugly little men walking their dog late at night"

"If he gets any bonier that dog'll eat him if you ask me..."

Village idiot

Yokel

Troat tickler

"I always taught MY children NOT to play in the ugly tree..."

Deedle Nick

"Mummy, is THAT what happens when you pull faces when the wind changes..?"

"He couldn't hit the side of a barn with that bow if he was stood in it..."

"Maybe you should try a lighter weapon, that dagger looks awfully heavy..."
November 17, 2007 12:20 PM
 

dawgmeista said:

scum bucket
November 17, 2007 12:57 PM
 

DarkKnight21 said:

Dorkstick
Minge bag
Douche bag
Hippie
Red Neck
Hill Billy
November 17, 2007 1:21 PM
 

Jakreaver said:

*While pointing at the villagers and counting off his/her fingers*
"I'm going to kill you, you, you, save you for later, sacrifice you, devour your children, kill you, you, AND . . . You."
November 17, 2007 1:35 PM
 

casscade4 said:

Anything with snuggler at the end because lets face it thats hilarious.

***-snuggler
nob-snuggler
pig-snuggler
so on and so forth
November 17, 2007 2:12 PM
 

Chainedfly2002 said:

Fart Knocker
November 17, 2007 2:51 PM
 

GoatofWar said:

egotistical wanker
maggot eating cretin
son of a hobbe/balverine
November 17, 2007 2:57 PM
 

Lost00 said:

Beezy
i eat babies?
November 17, 2007 3:30 PM
 

Undead---God said:

How about... prof! Would make grown men cry.
November 17, 2007 4:06 PM
 

Dograzor said:

Hmmm i would say...

Social Arsewipe... I like the word social outcast so this is a worse version...


November 17, 2007 4:19 PM
 

locater16 said:

Git
Codger
Wanker
Melodramatic snot nosed pervert
you low down arsefaced puerile G o o d [Good] for nothing codswalloped shirtless insipid ***
whig
torrey
conservative
liberal
blowhard
aretard
November 17, 2007 4:33 PM
 

stormtrooper2227 said:

liberal hippy douche

ass-hat

Or a G o o d [Good] mum joke!
November 17, 2007 5:16 PM
 

KennyDoyle said:

(Words inside the - mean more louder/shouting dialog)

"Muppet!"
"Your life isn't worth living!"
"Failure ... Utter Failure!"
"I would be ashamed if I gave birth to -you-!" (woman only speech?)
"Bloody Buggar.."
"Go bury youself. Now."
"Crazy Maniac."
"You set a bad example for our children!"
"Hero... -hero-?! What a joke!"
"Stay away from me you sick, vile, -E v i l [Evil]- excuse for a human being!"
"Don't even look at me you E v i l [Evil] slime bucket!"
"My cousin is a great and powerful hero.. Yeah, he will soon make quick work of you!"
"Get out of our lives!"
"Not. Worth. It."
"Albion and the rest of the world would be better without you!"

November 17, 2007 5:31 PM
 

ikilledbambi said:

sandgoose chaser
November 17, 2007 5:35 PM
 

ikilledbambi said:

no better yet Bill Gates  i would die if i was called that
November 17, 2007 5:37 PM
 

Grifter1462 said:

Here are my top 3:

Pigeonhole

Dingle Berry

Uncircumcised Philistine

November 17, 2007 5:49 PM
 

vormaen said:

Oy, it's another flaygin twart!

You aren't anything more than a plum-swallowing knobflogger!

Hats off to you, ya faery fluffer!

If I was pansyfart like you, i'd just do meself in.

Look here, puffmuffin, ay'll wallop you sometin fierce!

I've left stinkpockets more potent than you!

You call yourself a ladies man?  My son's ralloped more lassies than you....and he's two!

You trying to be E v i l [Evil]?  I thought you were having a bowel movement!

I've smelled dead rotting sheep with mange that you've made smell like daisies!

Don't touch me you pervert, or I'll seperate  your scallards from your nether regions!

You pus-faced babblecrack!

Is that mutt your new wife?

You foaming pisspot!

Everytime I think about your mumpy arsebump of a face, it gives me the winds!

Why don't you piss off, you undersized love handle!
November 17, 2007 6:57 PM
 

jammin6 said:

buttmuncher
greaseball
turdburgler
greasemonkey
chickenfocker
snotgobbler
assmuncher
George Bush
ugly
shitface
November 17, 2007 8:24 PM
 

jammin6 said:

how bout this
nazi
dumbass
communist
anarchist
November 17, 2007 8:27 PM
 

Benaka1 said:

Tart
Bint
Pansy
Loony
Pig
Sod
Cretin
Tit
November 17, 2007 8:32 PM
 

Desolution said:

Barfolical

(bar-fo-lic-al)
November 17, 2007 9:07 PM
 

supernova1fish said:

butt monkey
pig turd
george bush wannabe
cow slop
lord of the chavs
dog breath
peasant muck
November 17, 2007 9:12 PM
 

bladehappy said:

"So when someone asks about the bruises, what do you tell them?"
"You're a little ***-zu."
"I can shout louder from my ***."
November 17, 2007 9:21 PM
 

citty said:

how about:
Fart face
ass wipe
scrotem licker
ball juice
fart juice
Anyone of these would be great for fable two! I can't wait for it to come out my children and I have look forward to this game for years. My son is a master game player he would  love the make a career out of playing games. How would he do that? And can that be done? Thank you for the great games!!!

Sincerely yours
Katherine
November 17, 2007 9:44 PM
 

EndoCytosisJerk said:

half breed
half demon
arsechaser
November 17, 2007 10:50 PM
 

Aslancranium said:

half pint
half wit
ass clown
chicken raper
lester the molester
twat rot
*** smoke
November 17, 2007 10:54 PM
 

samreid95 said:

Seargent Faeces processor!
November 17, 2007 10:55 PM
 

sweetgamer said:

mine didnt get on last time.

Hobbe leader
Balverine lord
theif
smuggler
drug horder
woman/man/child beater
two timer (for cheaters)
Skorm decendant
Lady Grey decendant
hair puller
Stone
Inmate
Deviant
Anarchist
E v i l [Evil] Emperor
Chicken lover
Toad
Insignificance
Derranged
Misfit
Mule
Theif
Maurderer
Bandit king
sir mistress
November 17, 2007 11:17 PM
 

JaxxyVindaloo said:

Hobbenobber
Hobbes bottom (terrible I know)
Mary Hobbins !
November 18, 2007 1:05 AM
 

Stormeagle666 said:

Thought of more....

Shiester
***
Nercophiliac(best word ever)
Dipshit
Jagoff
Moe Therephucker(my jamba juice name)
He- who- is - an - ass
Dr. House(my other nickname @ school)
Hitler Grandad(cuz he wasn't born yet)
***
Stoner
Loser
Pot head
Drop out
Baldy(funnier if balder, wierder if not)
Creepy
Bugger(as an american, i am not offender by it)
Cana(latin for ***)

There WILL be more.
November 18, 2007 1:52 AM
 

Hmuda said:

Been a while since I wrote on these boards. I just hope none of these have been mentioned before:

Troll Spit
Son of a Hobbe
Dog Lover
Coward
Cow Kisser
Pansy
...

That's it for now.
November 18, 2007 3:26 AM
 

CaptainPiePants said:

Reposting because u censored some great ones.

ball bouncing crotch peasant
Gronk Bot
Swamp Donkey
Bog Rat
Sh1t ***
Ba5tard Face
Ba5tard *** Sh1t
Poo puncher
Sh1t kicker
Colon Crusader (or colonel) of the anal artillerymen corps
Rump Bumper
Backdoor bandit
turd gurglar
turd burglar
woolie woofta
backside lactater
fanny gobbler
rump rubber
candy caterer
betty bum buster (one that works for ladies only)
Sh1t shagger
phallic face
man who's face was on fire but then put out with a chain
Sphincter face
sally sodomiser
November 18, 2007 3:41 AM
 

browny11uk said:

Tired of arseface I love it keep it in there somwhere Stick out tongue [:P]
Heres some anyway
Are your parents siblings?
Inbred!
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Oi! I'm a human! What are you?
Sit down and give your mind a rest!
Eat *** and bark at the moon!
I got in touch with my inner child and he says you're a poopyhead!

Or there is always the simple ones.
***
***
***
Fucker
Wanker
Nob
NobJockey
Stupid!
Dense
Idiot!
Arsehole
Slag
Whore
Tosser
Pleb!

Yeah im bored of swearing & im also to lazy to think of anymore.



November 18, 2007 3:49 AM
 

firefreak said:

you donkey sodomizing monkey rapist.
November 18, 2007 4:03 AM
 

firefreak said:

you donkey sodomizing monkey rapist.
November 18, 2007 4:03 AM
 

cokeguy said:

"horny toad"
"hairy goat"
"dork head"
November 18, 2007 5:15 AM
 

kommari said:

asshatter
November 18, 2007 5:27 AM
 

Iselian said:

ah, look what the gods just vomited out
you smell so bad that even my pig runs off
is that cowdoo on your neck?
look! I think ugliness has a new face on it!
nice zombie costume!
hm.. did you ever consider suicide?
yeah, yeah, yr a mean and lean crappin' machine
by the gods, you are a person!?
you insult death itself
Dad, I think he has facerot!






November 18, 2007 6:37 AM
 

Xaiigar said:

CrackHead
WarMaster
BladeMaster
FunkMunkey
DrunkMunkey
Bullseye
Elemental
MrShiny
Loooser
November 18, 2007 6:48 AM
 

SonixApache said:

Just had another idea...
Saying titles Sarcasticly...
"Oh, Great job, Hero!"
Yeah.
November 18, 2007 7:15 AM
 

Brain112 said:

aapo,
hobbehead
November 18, 2007 7:21 AM
 

barbz said:

Eunuch

Babydick

or maybe even G o o d [Good] old...

TOSSER!
November 18, 2007 7:26 AM
 

barbz said:

WOW. BEST IDEA EVER!

"THAT GUYS WEAKER THAN DUTCH LAGER"
November 18, 2007 7:32 AM
 

yhnert said:

squirrelbuggerer
***-squirrel
toejam-licker
naveljuice-slurper
dandruff collector
knob-cheese chomper
elephant-floss covered in rhinosaurus-earwax
***-groove sniffer
door-to-door salesman
November 18, 2007 8:13 AM
 

youniverse said:

What's more E v i l [Evil] then
*Satan
*Judas
*Fuckingarse
*Hellraiser
*E v i l [Evil]live
November 18, 2007 8:40 AM
 

Shiningsoul said:

i think keeping near Arsface would be G o o d [Good], since none likes to be called an ugly hero or have people say you have an ass for a face Stick out tongue [:P]


*Idiotface* Up [:up:]
November 18, 2007 8:43 AM
 

lukelindsy said:

i dont know if there any G o o d [Good] or if there a bit too rude but honestly... britian can handle a little swearword u know lionhead!

ok here we go i got ones for men  and women

men
some of the more weird game intrested ones (like got monster names in)

hobgoblin humper or hob humper for short lol

fairy feeler

balvarine bummer
and the rest

chicken cocker
cockhead and *** face
boy banger/ bummer
rat rapist
rabbit rear ender
goose gunker
backdoor bandit banger (mmm)
little coward
baby (to 25+)

and some women ones

girl grabber
fanny feeler (probs a bit too rude)
humoungous hoe
and so forth (girl ones are  harder)

and i might come up with some more...
November 18, 2007 8:46 AM
 

oempa_loempia said:

Artard, from Retard
November 18, 2007 8:53 AM
 

SgtMoo said:

Munge Knuckle
Sewer Floater
Ass Features
Bier (wooden board or cart used to carry the dead in a funeral procession)
Justinian (the name of the first outbreak of the Bubonic Plague)
Black Rat (term given to a rat carrying the bubonic plague)
Plague Dog
Lump
Scrot
Headmould
Nasal Growth
Flatmeat (term for "edible" roadkill)
Gibbet Dweller (gibbet is a cage in which corpses of criminals are left to rot in public display)

But I do like teeps idea of Smeg Head (G o o d [Good] ol' Red Dwarf)
November 18, 2007 8:57 AM
 

redindian22 said:

Here are some:::

Snot-face
Bird-brain
Turd-monkey
Twazoc
Git-Wizard
Fatso
Bum-Fluff
November 18, 2007 9:14 AM
 

Spartan117CH said:

You "Toads slobber face!"
November 18, 2007 9:22 AM
 

harky said:

You could go classic and say "Dickhead"

Or specific to appearance, a fat guy "Salad Dodger"

Other than that...

Lameass
Dog
Scallywag
November 18, 2007 9:31 AM
 

The Toecutter said:

Fudge Packer

or

*** Bandit
November 18, 2007 9:56 AM
 

darylb said:

bogbreath
fartbreath
poopoker
November 18, 2007 9:59 AM
 

The Toecutter said:

Ahhh this thing censors a  r   s   e and they even used it in the post
November 18, 2007 10:09 AM
 

pepinard said:

octopus fart
yak face
oyster ***
stfu noob
tchekoslovaque scrapings
used condom scrapings
communist
unijambist dwarf
fart face
species of blond
November 18, 2007 11:27 AM
 

sweetgamer said:

Cannibal
Man 'hore
'hore
Menstrol fueled husband theif
Testostrone filled wife stealer
Alcholholic swine
chewed meat
harrbringer of doom
filthy sailor
Feind
Wash up
Pansy ass
wet blanket
sissy
November 18, 2007 11:34 AM
 

Calidus360 said:

"Your personality is also interesting that the directory"
November 18, 2007 11:50 AM
 

mhitman said:

Toad Licker
Sewage Eater
Excrement Extravagent
Gutter Sleeper
The Fat Man
Hobbe Butt
A balverines mother
Child Snatcher
Mother Hitter
November 18, 2007 12:50 PM
 

BagOfBeans said:

" you smell like pee and you look like a turd in a wig"

its a long name but a brilliant insult !!
November 18, 2007 12:56 PM
 

BagOfBeans said:

Bum Sniffer
Hag
Pube Face
November 18, 2007 12:57 PM
 

mattiebo said:

heres mine (with 3 context suggestions)

1. bloodhound
"get away you bloody bloodhound!"
"what are you looking at hound?"
"i saw what you did bloodhound! GUARDS!"

2. acne boy
"ugh, its acne boy! don't pop em' on me!"
"need some cream acne boy? TOUGH!"
"wow, is it raining or is that puss?"

3. catnapper
"oh no! the catnapper, he'll steal my cat!"
"what do you actully do with the stolen cats?" (kids)
"is that a cat down your garments?"

4. scurvey dog (around dock area)
"arr! that be that scurvey dog of an' hero!"
"i'm a pirate and yer' lower than me scurvey dog!"
"you smell scurvey dog!"
November 18, 2007 1:37 PM
 

redindian22 said:

***-spanker
Arsehole
Stinker
Tramp
November 18, 2007 1:55 PM
 

Knil03 said:

"Look at your head! It is a balverine who put you in the world!"
November 18, 2007 2:25 PM
 

tanika said:

arseface on secret mission
arseface in disguise
troll
bota de elástico
sharkbaite
he/she



November 18, 2007 2:34 PM
 

netnoe said:

scummernoggin
November 18, 2007 3:06 PM
 

Rhadiel said:

Dirtbag
Scum
Backstreet Boy
PigShit
Rascal
Twat
Georgey Poorgey
November 18, 2007 3:07 PM
 

skormsweasel said:

Troll t***
Nymph nuts
Balvomit
Hobbehore
beetle but
Jeering Odd B******
Balverine boy
The ugly undead
The manky minion
November 18, 2007 3:37 PM
 

the_boss_22 said:

fudgepacker
November 18, 2007 3:55 PM
 

tehmantra said:

Poo Bum
November 18, 2007 6:31 PM
 

ZAURON said:

Well i saw someone liked the name "Vermin Fink"

But why not just say Vermin, cuse that is exactly what the people will feel that he is

just an opinion XD
November 18, 2007 8:49 PM
 

tekjansen said:

1) Sam ^^

2) Guttersnipe

3) Donkey Dung

4) Doo-doo head

5) Jack Wannabe

6) N00b

7) Wii-Wii Head

Glasses [8)] Nut-Bag
November 18, 2007 9:16 PM
 

EvilProdigal said:

Master fool

Situation 1#
Joking Villiger: "Hey, everybody look! It's the master... fool!"
Villigers: Laughs
Joking Villiger: "Whats you get paid hey, donkey droppings!"
Villigers: All laugh except one who says in a serious tone: "What's wrong with donkey droppings?"

Situation 2#
Bartender: "Stop messing around boy!" (serious tone)
Drunks: Laugh completley outrageously
Bartender: Shakes his head at the drunks and gives you a stare.

Situation 3#
Little kid: "Dad doesn't want us going near you"
Little Kid 2#(possible brother or sister to LK 1#): Sticks tongue out


November 18, 2007 10:11 PM
 

ManDuhLi said:

Wanker
Fugly
Winge
Bootsy
Chunder
Radu
Doinky

November 18, 2007 10:25 PM
 

Seital said:

Craplicker

Swinelove

November 19, 2007 12:26 AM
 

TheJurica said:

maybe.weenie? blue-weenie? something like that? =)
November 19, 2007 12:38 AM
 

humanite said:

your uglier than my fesses (not sure i spell right so its SHIET)  
November 19, 2007 1:01 AM
 

KillTheftEnvy said:

-Lecher: A person who has more than one or more spouse(s) who commits "questionable" activities (rape, not caring for children, abuse).

-Bottom Rounder: Can be used for someone who spends to much time in the Inns, or a constant user of alcohol.

-Powder Blower: Someone who prefers guns in combat (using a lot of gunpowder).

-Cut Up: Someone who has too many scars present.

-Barrel Body: For the overweight hero.

-Grog Guzzler: Alternative to Bottom Rounder.

-Flatfoot: Someone who is clumsy.

-Simpleton: A player who is a "button masher".


And, will "Chicken Chaser" be used again? =D
November 19, 2007 1:16 AM
 

bear91 said:

How about:
Hey bumblebee, you going to sting me with that "BIG" and "SHARP" sword? hehehe
It can be used for the fat people...Or when the woman is pregnant Stick out tongue [:P]
November 19, 2007 5:19 AM
 

euguedes said:

I suggest  CATIRINIFRAU  
There's no meaning at all but you can be said for a boy and also for a girl!!
November 19, 2007 5:53 AM
 

Faithling said:

YOUR FACE
November 19, 2007 6:13 AM
 

LinkNotesCoporation said:

"i will break you" in Russian accent.

What you can have is, like 10 characters getting together and singing something very cheesy when he is around, like in towns that would be magnificent.

Just imagine it.
November 19, 2007 6:54 AM
 

Mueslibarman said:

How about "ball gorgler" or "nut gorgler"( context example: what the hell are you doing here, go gorgel your daddy's balls or something!" of coures your daddy's could be swapped for anything else,prefferably ingame) or something like "you fairy emo,go slash your wrists or something!"

or maybe "teabagger" or "if you i'll ever see you here again i'll hitler your mother!"

November 19, 2007 7:20 AM
 

Mueslibarman said:

or maybe something with dickslapping
November 19, 2007 7:20 AM
 

sychosis said:

I'm english and I don't find gobshite offensive, I actually use it. Anyway here's my insults

Donkeyrapingshiteater

Smeghead

Dickwad

Sphincterpicker

CHAV

Facelikesquashedpiles

Pencilneck

November 19, 2007 7:45 AM
 

Fallout1982 said:

Dirt Diver
From the beatings you take.
November 19, 2007 8:47 AM
 

bevo1981 said:

skank

dillhole

ho-bag

douche

douchebag

stain

pee pants

dicknose

grog-snarfing swabbie

lily-livered landlubber

lice-infested swine

lint licker

jackass

cheeseball

bungweed

bunghole

troglodyte

bimbo

telemarketer

porker

porky

teabag
November 19, 2007 9:39 AM
 

vincentnone said:

shazbot

I've seen wombats that look better than you

noodle-noggin

you make babies cry themselves to sleep at night

gluttonous sloth

leave my horses alone

OOH MY EYES!

plague bringer

the great defiler

apocalypse bringer

filthy letcher

shovanist

baby killer

dE v i l [Evil] advocate

darkheart slave

wife beater / husband beater

decrepit stableboy

... I think I'll come back later when I get a G o o d [Good] list together
November 19, 2007 12:04 PM
 

pimpandho said:

smeg

skeet

artard

wrenchface
=D
November 19, 2007 12:48 PM
 

retsam1 said:

Tetchy Tyro (means cranky newb(beginner))
November 19, 2007 12:49 PM
 

links2000 said:

-Scallywag
November 19, 2007 12:54 PM
 

joeizere1 said:

pigon poo
November 19, 2007 2:16 PM
 

joeizere1 said:

*** nose
November 19, 2007 2:16 PM
 

joeizere1 said:

pee brain
November 19, 2007 2:19 PM
 

joeizere1 said:

fatty fatty bum bum
November 19, 2007 2:21 PM
 

heath86 said:

how about G o o d [Good] ol ***? I believe it is not gender specific but I could be wrong. Or maybe Trollspawn
November 19, 2007 2:36 PM
 

heath86 said:

I don't know why it was wiped out, cause it's not necessarily bad. B_A_S_T_A_R_D is used to describe one who was born from a couple who was not married.
November 19, 2007 2:44 PM
 

admultosanos said:

Nob-chops,
Wazzack,
Crock-meister,
Plum face,
Chris de Burge.
November 19, 2007 3:47 PM
 

paedro said:

thought of a few more gems:

sir skid-mark (too gender specific though i spose)
toss bucket
hobbe sniffer
harry/hester the hobbe-turd
the almighty stain
the albion tit
trollop hound
November 19, 2007 4:10 PM
 

Knil03 said:

"Look at your head! It is a balverine who put you in the world!"
"Get out ! You're a fake for all valorous heroes"
"Ah ah ah, the nature's shame is arriving in our town"
November 19, 2007 6:32 PM
 

fable_owns said:

uhhh... Fagget?
November 19, 2007 8:02 PM
 

fable_owns said:

regarding my last one i would only be if you were a homo

Douchebag
Punk
wannabe
November 19, 2007 8:06 PM
 

vkloeze said:

1% milk drinker

afterbirth

bathwater

(slow clap when hero walks by.  REALLY slow)

wasted skin

motherless monkey

poopzilla

hobbe-father

your mother was a balverine and your father was a hobbe...

Human resources manager

stupid-face

poo-face

*-face
November 19, 2007 9:37 PM
 

SwibitySwah said:

"Arsespalunker"
Def: *** (duh) - someone who investigates caves
November 19, 2007 9:57 PM
 

falkyn said:

pickle tickler, tinkle fairy, you're mother sold onions at the bordello, your father played poker with a one-eyed monkey
November 19, 2007 10:15 PM
 

bevo1981 said:

sir smells-a-lot

princess pantywaste
November 19, 2007 10:33 PM
 

Rartemass said:

cocktard
wank stain
November 19, 2007 10:52 PM
 

GURaVeNoR said:


Leper face
ball bag
knicker sniffer
gimp lord
foot fondler
bishop basher
November 20, 2007 1:02 AM
 

Stormeagle666 said:

Special Child
Drop out
Fuckstick
Hobo
Snotty
Retard
November 20, 2007 1:11 AM
 

armenchik said:

may i say a sentence?

"you brain less animal how could you do that"
"sweet potatoes what happind to your face"

hope its G o o d [Good] enough Smily [:)]
November 20, 2007 1:59 AM
 

Fireheads said:

I think a G o o d [Good] word is:

"Gothic" because of the dark looks
November 20, 2007 3:01 AM
 

Tommemans said:

Stupido
Butless
Anti-Brain
Simpol (I know, it's "Simple", but "Simpol" suits a simple person better.)
Mongolian
Mongole
Gollem (Stick out tongue [:P])
Potatohead
Skorm's Most Worse Slave (Maybe to long...)
Avo's B*tch
Skormling
Loosah (It's "Loser", I know that.)
Donkey
Ass
Fartboy
Farmboy
Constipator
Fattits
Fatboy
Lurk
Dummy
Anti-Hero
Semi-Skorm
Jackovvey
Oldman
Sickdude
Lamo
Ass
Applebum
Ex-Hero
Wuzzy
Slum
Alien
Hobbe Sucker
Smellert

(If one of these REALLY makes it in the game, please send me an email.)
November 20, 2007 5:02 AM
 

LillQ said:

"You mother lovin' butt monkey!"
November 20, 2007 11:19 AM
 

Fealiks said:

1.Eater of faeces
2.*** swabber
3.Knob holder
4.*** licker
5.Donkey Konger/Donkey Lover
6.Piss pot
7.Ween hole
8.Crispy ***
9.Feline Feeler
10.Llama Licker
11.Squirrel Stroker
12.Winkle
13.Wanker
14.Piss Pourer
15.Tunaface

Can't think of any more... not feeling witty at all today Sad [:(]

November 20, 2007 11:39 AM
 

JoseRondleman said:

Um...how about these:

Pillock (Never gets old)
*** Chops
Gitface
Bell End
Chump
Dingleberry
Pimhole
Ratbag
Pleb

Well, that's it for now!
November 20, 2007 2:36 PM
 

JoseRondleman said:

Or rather,

B-O-L-L-O-C-K Chops

I bet this still gets blocked.
November 20, 2007 2:40 PM
 

kreekgod said:

Paramecium!

(kudos if you know the refrence, and extra kudos if you know what one is Big Smile [:D])
November 20, 2007 2:43 PM
 

hawky84 said:

deranged pubic louse of satan's anal beard
November 20, 2007 3:11 PM
 

Fable2fanatic said:

I think for a women (Why if it isnt Scorms little ***.) For a man (You are the true son of Scorm himself, May Avo have mercy on thine soul.)
November 20, 2007 4:17 PM
 

echo_life said:

sub standard hero
winkl
who?
Yawn maker
borebum
crum
illiterate
dumdum
lardlover
weaponworm
never seen
the joke
degenerate
mutt moocher
a member of busted
a member of mcfly
never take off the mask
rat thighs
November 20, 2007 5:09 PM
 

neverwander said:

I don't know any G o o d [Good] ones for being hated that haven't already been mentioned, but you might want to consider 'Blubbernugget' if your character gets too fat.
November 20, 2007 5:17 PM
 

icypinksmurf said:

Dirty little...
Silly little...

Wankah
Git
Herbert
Scum
Pissant
November 20, 2007 5:20 PM
 

DegreesVincent said:

nidiskt put in a realy G o o d [Good] one..I would really enjoy having"The Accident" as a hero title....that would be great....and I thought of one..."douche bagel"...not sure if that would be G o o d [Good] or too bad of language...and one for normal language...is when your girl character is old.."hag"
November 20, 2007 6:50 PM
 

THINKFAST said:

make it a supid name like

oooooh here comes the big bad hero of happiness and glee

or THE JANINATOR IS COMING

Albions Fluffy bunny squad
November 20, 2007 8:14 PM
 

JerradCUB said:

hrm this could be hard but ill try

nasty nancy
beastly skank
macabre marauder
obnoxious puss
hooker's girl
mr. vulgarity
putrid cow

thats what ive got at the moment heh
November 20, 2007 9:55 PM
 

ishist said:

(insert domesticated animal)
-molester
-diddler
-lover

Goat Lover is my insult of choice

Also one of my past favorites: Taffer
November 21, 2007 2:00 AM
 

nik7777 said:

"cough cough, Dingus!"
"***"
"why don't you just sod off and play dungeons&dragons, arsehole."
"your mom!"
"dilapidated tallywacker"
November 21, 2007 3:29 AM
 

nik7777 said:

imagine "dilapidated tallywacker" in an Irish accent...
November 21, 2007 3:32 AM
 

Camdawg said:

how about
"sausage wallet"
November 21, 2007 3:37 AM
 

thebigshark said:

Butt muncher
Butt plugger
Ass finder
Fudge monkey
Hobb lover
Hobbs guts
Hobb lover
Balverine waste
Ass buster
Bum digger
Mud digger
Poop scooper
Butt nugget
Beggar
Tosser
Toss jockey
Fly swatter
Pants wetter
Butt scratcher
scy if I accidentally stole anyone else insult that was posted before mine
November 21, 2007 4:58 AM
 

FooFighterHUN said:

Motherfarter
Fartbreather
November 21, 2007 5:04 AM
 

numbbaby said:

I've always liked 'ass crotch' as an insult.  

Or perhaps for this world, '*** crotch.'  

And then there's "Nancy McFancy Pants."

Thanks for letting us all vent...for a cause.  I'd love to see a list of your favorites when it's all said and done, as reading all of these comments is a bit hard to take in one sitting.
November 21, 2007 8:08 AM
 

krumber said:

Bob Saget
November 21, 2007 10:59 AM
 

Havyk said:

Isn't F2 going to be rated Mature like the first one?  ...if so, I don't get why there's a need to tip-toe around with the language.  I mean, sure, it probably shouldn't be horribly offensive, but what's wrong with some mild swearing?  

Maybe:
* Pole Monkey
* Ass Munch (or, for you Brits: *** Munch) <grin>
* Hobbe Knob

I actually always liked Arseface.  And I gotta laugh everytime I read "Hobbe Knob"...sorry, that would be shweet as hell.  LOL
November 21, 2007 12:31 PM
 

BLOODBATTALION said:

Corrupted Cur
Nappy Knaive
Frog Fart
Inbred Mutt
Fishmonger
Ill-roasted Egg
Purple-hued Maltworm
Gorbellied Popinjay
Onion-eyed Barnacle
November 21, 2007 12:34 PM
 

BLOODBATTALION said:

Combine one word from each of the three columns below.

artless             base-court          apple-john
bawdy               bat-fowling         baggage
beslubbering        beef-witted         barnacle
bootless            beetle-headed       bladder
churlish            boil-brained        boar-pig
cockered            clapper-clawed      bugbear
clouted             clay-brained        bum-bailey
craven              common-kissing      canker-blossom
currish             crook-pated         clack-dish
dankish             dismal-dreaming     clotpole
dissembling         dizzy-eyed          coxcomb
droning             doghearted          codpiece
errant              dread-bolted        death-token
fawning             earth-vexing        dewberry
fobbing             elf-skinned         flap-dragon
froward             fat-kidneyed        flax-wench
frothy              fen-sucked          flirt-gill
gleeking            flap-mouthed        foot-licker
goatish             fly-bitten          fustilarian
gorbellied          folly-fallen        giglet
impertinent         fool-born           gudgeon
infectious          full-gorged         haggard
jarring             guts-griping        harpy
loggerheaded        half-faced          hedge-pig
lumpish             hasty-witted        horn-beast
mammering           hedge-born          hugger-mugger
mangled             hell-hated          joithead
mewling             idle-headed         lewdster
paunchy             ill-breeding        lout
pribbling           ill-nurtured        maggot-pie
puking              knotty-pated        malt-worm
puny                milk-livered        mammet
qualling            motley-minded       measle
rank                onion-eyed          minnow
reeky               plume-plucked       miscreant
roguish             pottle-deep         moldwarp
ruttish             pox-marked          mumble-news
saucy               reeling-ripe        nut-hook
spleeny             rough-hewn          pigeon-egg
spongy              rude-growing        pignut
surly               rump-fed            puttock
tottering           shard-borne         pumpion
unmuzzled           sheep-biting        ratsbane
vain                spur-galled         scut
venomed             swag-bellied        skainsmate
villainous          tardy-gaited        strumpet
warped              tickle-brained      varlot
wayward             toad-spotted        vassal
weedy               unchin-snouted      whey-face
yeasty              weather-bitten      wagtail
November 21, 2007 12:46 PM
 

tcn01 said:

hmmm... how about

Axe wound
Spaco
November 21, 2007 2:03 PM
 

spiggins93 said:

crotchpile
ugly
plonker
November 21, 2007 2:34 PM
 

RickyH said:

Pff... this is one hell of a inspirational issue, but sure, we'll chip in.
How about,

Hobbe-***/Hobbe-face or
*** for brain/Hobbe turd for brain
Mommy's boy
Turd-breath
Rat-head/Rat-face
Mangy hobbe/Mangy dog
Scoundrel
Scoundrous thug
Scoundrous G o o d [Good] f'r noth'n! (for old people)
I hope you get a yeast-infection!
Rottish balverine turd
(You smell like) Hobbe-dropping (kids as they run by you)
As trustworthy like a balverine cub.
He's a bit off centre (gossiping women whispering)
He sold his own mum you know (still women gossiping)

Thats it for now i'll add more as they come Smily [:)]
November 21, 2007 4:28 PM
 

Redviper15 said:

Off the top of my head..

*** Crumb
Bum Sniffer
Piss Swiller
Bellend
Tosspot
Pleb
Lord of the Rings ( ;p )
Hobbeaphile
Corpse lover
Pinner


I haven't read most of the above so I apologize for any blagged ones.
November 21, 2007 5:56 PM
 

ciaranthemoo said:

well i got two!

1) is "Nazi" as it's quite simply a universal insult!
2) is "Bollox" or "Bollax" or a varient, since most americans would know it at least from  "the 51st state" (" the bollox is bad but the dogs bollox is G o o d [Good]??" as attemptin to drive over the Cop "hell with the dogs bollox this is the chickens bollox"Wink [;)] british, scots, welsh and irish all know the slang! one of those boderling words!

regards

Ciaran the celtic moo
November 21, 2007 6:23 PM
 

Hulio said:

Wanker
Cheesehead
yeah and Bollox/Bollax a G o o d [Good] idea
Cripes!!!!
Bloody Hell!!!!!
November 21, 2007 7:27 PM
 

philipjlane said:

Sir Squelchbottom
November 22, 2007 6:00 AM
 

PheasantPlucker said:

Bum Ass (As in, "You have all the qualitys of a hobos anus"Wink [;)]
Pants Pisser
Jam Rag
Bramble Picker
Street Cleaner
Jail Bait
Poo Flinger
Trout Trousers
Wally
Wonker
Moron
Twonk
Bum Finger
November 22, 2007 6:15 AM
 

ZLoserKing said:

God of the Knobs.
God of the Knikinpoops
The Lord/ess of Knobery.
The Lord/ess of Knikinpoopdum.
Hitlers Offspring.
November 22, 2007 6:24 AM
 

joevsyou said:

please put one be nice hear something i asked for in a video game

~~omg the lord of uglyness
~~hahhaha u got scars
~~get the beheading axe
~~the doctor slaped you when u was bore
~~go rot in a pit you ugly monter
~~stone him to death
~~ hang him
~~the middle finger(that be nice if you can make the npc to put there middle finger up)
~~kids go get your gun
November 22, 2007 12:28 PM
 

joevsyou said:

Havyk said:
Isn't F2 going to be rated Mature like the first one?  ...if so, I don't get why there's a need to tip-toe around with the language.  I mean, sure, it probably shouldn't be horribly offensive, but what's wrong with some mild swearing?  


to what he said this is a game set in the past some what so they kind of dont want stuff like your mom or curse words
November 22, 2007 12:32 PM
 

Gozaru said:

StripeArse

DogSquirt

DungPile

PigLicker
November 22, 2007 3:49 PM
 

synaspe said:

Douchebag
Turd
Cockmongler

i hope they not too hard xD
November 22, 2007 5:49 PM
 

Aynen said:

Wandering Idiot.
November 22, 2007 9:41 PM
 

luvnookie said:

poopy,   poop face, tree hugger, *** bandit, poop for brains, hitler,
*** nine, scum bag, dirt bag, num nuts, biggie "poo"
E v i l [Evil] ***,
November 22, 2007 11:20 PM
 

JerradCUB said:

wow...some of these are just stupid -_-
come on people if you cuss in all of them they can't put them in the game. and lets try something a little more creative than "poop"
November 23, 2007 12:19 PM
 

AlsoBort said:

How about:

Donkey Twit

Pudgy Putz

Flat Foot


November 23, 2007 12:35 PM
 

p0ke37 said:

cocksucker
jackass
retard
player hater
King of the Pigs
twinkle toes
November 23, 2007 3:55 PM
 

Kiestraak said:

Scagglebutt

Snaggletooth

Buttmuffin/ Air Muffin

Bloody scourge

Finger sniffing charlatan

Bugle bummed thief of sanity

Balverine Brownoser

Dread Lord of Ass-Hattery!!
November 23, 2007 3:56 PM
 

Bobbyjane said:

Fungusface
November 23, 2007 5:47 PM
 

CrazyEyedBuddha said:

"Choke on a Cheeseburger Lardarse"
Budgie Balls
Chav
"You look like Steve Ballmer in a tutu"
NobJockey
Ponce
Ladyboy
Wankstain
Butt Munch
*** Bandit
I'm a Mac. You're a PC. You Suck!

November 23, 2007 6:18 PM
 

Strife001 said:

Ive been workin on makin my own slang words. here are some.

Tret
Mank (im not gonna lie....gotten from Jap word manko lol)
Koop
Twigle
Shol
Frob
Zet
Winky
Twik
Pec
Fludger
Trog vol
Wokle
Bolvet
Well robber/Pipe cleaner
Chet
Stont/Stontette
Crup



November 23, 2007 10:49 PM
 

clark1250 said:

Cow Dung

Nubcake
November 24, 2007 2:28 AM
 

mcflyboy123 said:

they should say something like " Hero? more like...Zero, oh avo im a riot.
November 24, 2007 2:31 AM
 

mcflyboy123 said:

SWEET AND SOUR AVO YOUR UGLY!
November 24, 2007 2:33 AM
 

Archaon666 said:

Jizzmonkey
nobchops
cumchops
cockbite
butt-brunching-ass-muncher
nobhead
scummer
November 24, 2007 3:41 AM
 

joevsyou said:

please put one be nice hear something i asked for in a video game

~~omg the lord of uglyness
~~hahhaha u got scars
~~get the beheading axe
~~the doctor slaped you when u was bore
~~go rot in a pit you ugly monter
~~stone him to death
~~ hang him
~~the middle finger(that be nice if you can make the npc to put there middle finger up)
~~kids go get your gun
November 24, 2007 9:35 AM
 

Patrril said:

Melonhead
woooh, your ugly!
Lord of Shait!
*(sniffs) I smell cabbage...
Get away! I dont want to catch what you got!
Man your ugly..
(If the character is G o o d [Good]) Look there goes mr. niceguy (mocking voice)
November 24, 2007 10:13 AM
 

kotarski said:

Not the sharpest pencil.

Not the brightest button
November 24, 2007 10:38 AM
 

zander121 said:

wow a productive use for my favorite passtime! well here goes...

scumsporn
jerkoff
gitface
whoreson
pukechunks
sticknibbler
snotbucket
nimrod
cowbonker
cheeseweasel
poopyhead
You arrogant little worm! (one of my personal favorites)
ratguts
pixie turd
chamberpot
skunkrod
junkieturd
willyhead
dickshaft
moron
cockroach
poofish
sewerat
and finally
'yer *** stinks and yer can't piss straight'!
November 24, 2007 11:29 AM
 

kotarski said:

were born ugly or did  you have to practice
November 24, 2007 12:18 PM
 

Nohtanoj said:

To female characters
***
Harlot
Hussy
Jezebel
***
Whore
To male characters
Mum's Boy
Mummy's Boy
Pervert
To all characters
***
Bum
Coward
Dumbarse
Fart Breath
Fatty
Idiot
Loser
Moron
Noob
Pussbag
Retard
Adjectives to be placed before and or after said insult
Appaling
Atrocious
Awful
Beastly
Corrupt
Creepy
Crude
Cursed
Degenerate
Despicable
Detestable
Dirty
Disgusting
Dreadful
Dumb
Filthy
Foul
Ghastly
Grim
Grimy
Gross
Gruesome
Hated
Hairy
Hellish
Hideous
Horrible
Horrid
Horrific
Horrifying
Ignorant
Lousy
Monstrous
Nasty
Nauseating
Obnoxious
Odious
Outrageous
Repelling
Repugnant
Repulsive
Revolting
Rotten
Shameless
Sickening
Sleazy
Stinky
Stupid
Terrible
Vile
Vulgar
Obviously, this list could go on forever and there are countless insults that have yet to be mentioned so keep it up.


November 24, 2007 1:30 PM
 

Michael697 said:

tard it short for retard
November 24, 2007 4:03 PM
 

Michael697 said:

*** Ass
Fancy Pants
November 24, 2007 4:22 PM
 

CoZack said:

Balverine Face!
November 24, 2007 5:49 PM
 

Larinathevampire said:

Chav rutter

man whore

(works for both genders. In the males case you are calling him a whore, in the females case you are calling her a man AND a whore O.o)
November 24, 2007 6:13 PM
 

mcpaddyb said:

How about "What a bloody Tony Blair" prefferably in a Yorkshire accent. (Peace ambassador to the Middle East, G o o d [Good] joke)

Or

"Ya Muvva" in a Gordie accent
November 24, 2007 7:16 PM
 

still_thinking said:

pooslapper
November 24, 2007 8:56 PM
 

Hortisimo said:

Chicken chaser! Do you chase chickens?
November 24, 2007 10:35 PM
 

odell365 said:

A Scharf... no real meaning, its just a common insult at my school because it's the name of a kid that looks like Ephialtes from 300 (the one that couldn't raise the sheild)
So... a Scharf is pretty much just the ugliest thing you can imagine
November 25, 2007 12:21 AM
 

DoppelG said:

WTF is "gobshite"?

Anyways, why get rid of "Arseface", its classic imo.

here it goes:

-Anusface (lol, little joke)
-filthyscalp
-manboob
-cheesepoop
-rothead
-mothface
-smellyHanky
-nipplepuke
-Snakegirl
-Potatoesack
-sackofdirt
-elephantsnot
-bottlecrack
-mordstink
-pukegasm
-bloodytongue
-mudcarrier
-diseasecollector
-fartfever
-graveman
-rippinghole
-asylumkeeper
-abortlord
-curseface
-sadomantra
-sickcreature
-coffinfly
-wormmutant
-fleshwaste
-wastescraper
-bonenibbler
-Pisspimple
-wombwound
-backboneleech
-skinrust
November 25, 2007 4:30 AM
 

manjam said:

.goatsthrought
.slug guts
.dE v i l [Evil]s do or ( dE v i l [Evil]s dodo
.stupid fingers
.teath cruncha
.man jam
.boars sore
.dragons breath
.pisspot
.lispbicht(no offence intended for people with a lisp)
.donkybonker
.stayle samwich
.rotting carp
.sweeting swine
.soft wood
.sore sight
.flop
.qeens lacky
.rusty iron
.hurpys slupers(ewwwww)
.snoty stup
.crazed grazer
.bug crawler
.G o o d [Good]y no shoes
.fenceless gate
.disturbin discrace
.meat bag
.fish stich
.richest bum
.hurling puke
.crapcat
.lopy larry
.hairy scale
.scale swine
.meaty maggot
.cradel snacher
.metel head
.sexy swich
>AND SOME sAYINGS
.dead but not retired
.go to hell in a hacksaw
.flipping burgers in hell
November 25, 2007 5:27 AM
 

manjam said:

prble wont make it but its my favroite word

FUCKTART
November 25, 2007 5:37 AM
 

DoppelG said:

OK, i have one more and its a keeper if you ask me:

-Ratgroin

You can interpret it both ways (girl/guy with a rat as groin, or girl/guy with a groin like that of a rat)

I mean, its freaking genius if i say so myself.
November 25, 2007 5:48 AM
 

rabidrabble said:

Hi Sam, i hope i can help you

          first name is ANVILFACE because character never does a facial expression, character almostly a nightmare and npcs hate him/her.
          second is a german name HERZLOS means merciless bloody minded killer.
          And i have an idea. if npcs hate you and dont want you to kill them, they start to communicate with you in a more respectful way. like using "SALUTATIONS" or bend over in front of you ...
thanx for reading...            
                                                                                     anabolically yours,
                                                                                                 Colossus
November 25, 2007 6:20 AM
 

kotarski said:

fugly ***
ugly mug
you ginger
you hobbe
bandit kisser
hobbe kisser
balverine lover
twirp
fatty  (slowly in a muffin man voice)
WITCH,BURN THE WITCH
scarecrow
cannon fodder
evenin granma (snigger)
shoe shagger
hey dogs have tobe on a lead
hey scarecrow (say to your dog),(pat hero on head) and say whos a G o o d [Good] boy.
Necromancer
Basterd
you... (slow and accusing low voice)
Clown


PS .have G o o d [Good] fable 2 music like in halo 3 it really
adds emotion.Yea the classic is G o o d [Good] but it doesnt feel
sad or happy it just feels like backround noise.

PPS. maybe you shoulnt by titles but be given them by
the public depending on what you do.

KOTARSKI
November 25, 2007 6:33 AM
 

Tillinn said:

I liked the one with the "get the axe" I'd also like "It him, get me my sword boy" but then I would like it if one or two citizen would attack you and perhaps be arrested by the town guard Wink [;)]
November 25, 2007 6:40 AM
 

Tillinn said:

ohh him/her sry
November 25, 2007 6:42 AM
 

Kronikal said:


"Mongoloid"
"Tory"
"Very Very Bad Man" (That would cut to the core of satan himself)
"Damn Arsing Lunatic Sod"
"Graham Norton"
"I really like you and think you're great...oh wait, no, I was thinking of someone else who isn't a complete piece of dog crap that even the hungriest tramp wouldn't eat even if the best meal he'd had in 3 years had so far been a puddle of cat vomit that had already been eaten and passed by a century old witch with gingevitus and an unforunate case of herpies...which she'd probably caught from that nice guy she met at the pub the other night when she'd had a little too much 'eye of newt' but it had been a very hard week cursing people and such like that sometimes a witch just needs to unwind and let loose, you know how these things are......OH, and you're also very ugly"
November 25, 2007 6:42 AM
 

kymned said:

Numb-nuts

piss ant

peon

scalawag

heifer

slag



November 25, 2007 7:04 AM
 

Alatair said:

Spannermonkey
November 25, 2007 10:41 AM
 

Demo722 said:

Limp-length
cheese monger
*** jock
turd herder

hmmm not really got many ideas today...
too tired
Demo
November 25, 2007 11:36 AM
 

RoiceWilliams said:

You skidmark!!!
November 25, 2007 11:56 AM
 

RoiceWilliams said:

Drew Peacock

Dil-hole

knob-job

sheep shagger

troll todger

pirate pecker

Hobbe knob

shicken chit

anal leakage

bum fluff

playstation fanboy

jizz jockey





November 25, 2007 12:26 PM
 

JethroVegas said:

Horse Gogger
Muffin nippler
Pissant bartender
Ocular pus bag
Wank shniffler
November 25, 2007 12:41 PM
 

abit_oner said:

pooter
prat
***
hick
runt
gaylord
November 25, 2007 12:57 PM
 

witchkingnath said:

You Bloody Twat

Twatface
November 25, 2007 3:58 PM
 

BIGSULTAN said:

-Are you all the way out here because your mother got sick from looking at you?

-Your mother must have dropped you on your head...
November 25, 2007 4:58 PM
 

Smartin71 said:

i dont know but arseface was G o o d [Good] but why did you have to start it off with chicken chaser that was so stupid at least call him arseface when you start off OH and a bigger thing i dont think that you should buy your name i think that you should EARN it because no one BUYS there name. Thanks lionhead
November 25, 2007 9:53 PM
 

Mr_Gron said:

"pube"
November 25, 2007 10:58 PM
 

seanstone07 said:

gumdribble

alterboy

diaper rash
November 25, 2007 11:43 PM
 

plotweaver said:

Swordswallower

EEJIT

ArseClown

old foghorn

Dirt-Box Digger

Twat-Face

***-licker

Horse’s back-breaker

urchin-snout

Ill Try to think of some more if i can...
November 25, 2007 11:48 PM
 

Nausea997 said:

turd juggler
chicken lover
cockmaster
pesky patch of weasle wiener warts
jerkface Mcstinkins
liar pants
meanie pants
donkey muncher
pig nibbler
goat licker
molester of various livestock
stinky butt
poopy hair
fart bag
doodie

November 25, 2007 11:56 PM
 

lohmannfelix said:

shitsack or poosack if shitsack is to rude but id heaps prefer shitsack
November 26, 2007 5:49 AM
 

brokkers said:

Hobb lover
Spade features
Scurvy cur
Your face looks like a Badgers Behind
As much use as a fart in a space suit
Big saggy Y-fronts
Big lummox
Stupid oaf
Ridiculously rank and revolting rotter
Your head is filled with saw-dust

Thats about it for now...
November 26, 2007 8:45 AM
 

Nettle said:

Hehe, my god this is a massive response line...how bout...

Hobbe Snot
Skid-mark
Cat herder
Hamster Chaser
Peon
Swine Wrangler
Inbred Jack-a-nap
Toe Jam
Peeves
VIRGIN...hee hee *wipe tear
Pis ant
Blood Fart
Knobby  Knickers
Quaint ***...heh gotta love the classics
Kibble
Fungus Breath
Cubbard Cleaner
Brown Streak
Vomit Licker
Snot Rocket
then of course to make this post especially vile and I apologize in advance theres the ever popular...
Vaginal Blood Fart
          &
Diseased *** Mop

and with that....*throws marble...*POOF*

November 26, 2007 11:35 AM
 

Clatu6 said:

Here are my contributions...

Retromingent Cur
Bole-Legged Sapsucker
Ugly Spasm
November 26, 2007 11:47 AM
 

spiloishere said:

i have the best name wasteman or wastegash
November 26, 2007 11:52 AM
 

Hungwe said:

banana features, seriously my mate called me it earlier it eats at u
November 26, 2007 2:01 PM
 

Larinathevampire said:

'What was skorm smoking when he *** you out?'

'If turd was money then I'd be standing in front of a goldmine'
November 26, 2007 2:21 PM
 

Larinathevampire said:

seeing how my last one was blocked I have modified it slightly...

'What was Skorm smoking when he made you?!'

XD
November 26, 2007 3:12 PM
 

JonoGriff said:

In respect of the classic comedy father ted how about...

gobshite

Big Smile [:D]
November 26, 2007 4:17 PM
 

Montaza said:

"You truelly are abhorrent to life itslef"
"Miscariage"
"HA HA HA WHAT A GRIZZLY GRONK!"
"Think your cool, ay?"
"YOU THINK YOUR IMPORTANT!?"
" your not my hero" -said by a child
November 27, 2007 2:52 AM
 

Ryan200300 said:

Not sure how its spelt but how about
nave
or maybe pusbag
November 27, 2007 10:44 AM
 

Iglock said:

My favourites:
Pillock
Numpty
Dunce
Half-wit
Cretin
Moron
Git
Nincompoop
Numskull
Nitwit

Some other G o o d [Good] ideas:
Gowk
Galoot
Noodle
Scatterbrains
Dafty
Idiot
Village Idiot
Imbecile
Twit
Clot
Birdbrain
Featherbrain
Ninny
Sap
Dope
Jerk
Goof
Greenhorn
Dullard
Blockhead
Dolt
Thickhead
Bonehead
Pinhead
Jobbernowl
Dimwit
Chump
Clot
Clod
Oaf
Loon
Bumpkin
Screwball
Nutcase
Crackpot
Crank
Nutter
Oddball
November 27, 2007 11:56 AM
 

rengadetaylor said:

Hobbe Handler

Dog Fondler

Feather weight

Hobbe Humper

Fly Hunter

Balverine Bait
November 27, 2007 12:17 PM
 

icarus414 said:

Ye gods, there are HUNDREDS of these things! Oh well, couldn't hurt to throw my suggestion into the pot. How about 'Pox-picker'? Or - heh - 'Hobbe-knobber'? Sorry, that one may be a bit much, and in any case it works better in print. 'Nutcracker'? Hooray for double entendres! How do you type an accent, anyway? I'd swear I used to know. Ah, never mind. C'est la vie, right? That's it for now. More later, perhaps.
November 27, 2007 2:43 PM
 

morelwen said:

Slack Bladder
*must watch Black Adder now*
November 27, 2007 3:21 PM
 

maggot said:

I wish i had never seen you in HD!
November 27, 2007 3:23 PM
 

guitarscout said:

dirty sanchez
dirty headed grass lord
sour pickle eater
hater of all
ugly witch lover
goat knocker
*** humper
purple dE v i l [Evil] people eater
dirty cow fungus
venom of a cobra
venom of a black widow
November 27, 2007 3:24 PM
 

mimicshay said:

McLovin (Someone who wants to be older than they are)

Quagmire (Your the person people just cant seem to get away from, even though they try)

Noobie (STILL a beginner)

Peeon (The lowest of the low)

Whoremonger (A fan of the “loose women” may possibly have several illegitimate children)

Poser (All and all, still jsut a wannabe)
November 27, 2007 3:31 PM
 

nidiskt said:

butt hole
poo-man
herpes guy/girl  
November 27, 2007 4:29 PM
 

Duckanator said:

@ss clown

Mr. Pathetic / Miss /Mrs. pathetic  

wannabe-hero

That guy/girls a Nut Tongue Tied [:S]
November 27, 2007 4:31 PM
 

joevsyou said:

please put one be nice hear something i asked for in a video game

~~omg the lord of uglyness
~~hahhaha u got scars
~~get the beheading axe
~~the doctor slaped you when u was bore
~~go rot in a pit you ugly monter
~~stone him to death
~~ hang him
~~the middle finger(that be nice if you can make the npc to put there middle finger up)
~~kids go get your gun
November 27, 2007 6:34 PM
 

vaughanjp said:

Mr. Fancypants  <----------------!!!!!!!!

Lord of things kind of E v i l [Evil]  <----------------!!!!!!!!

If it's a male hero "Oh... hello Susan."

If it's a female hero "Oh... hello Steven."

*** POOPYHEAD!!! *** (It stays true to Arseface!)

Goat Mounter/Goat Mater

Farm Boy

Fall in a well (and drown)

Outhouse bather

Duke of Disgusting

Dippy

Piddle pants  <----------------!!!!!!!!

King of the kittens  <----------------!!!!!!!!

Weasley Jerk

Ferrety Coward   <----------------!!!!!!!!







November 27, 2007 9:12 PM
 

vaughanjp said:

It is easy to be brave from a safe distance

tardy little ***

Cursed be your testicles!

Smart as piss.
November 27, 2007 9:22 PM
 

FelixFortuna said:

"Ass-hat" is solid. Whoever said that, I'm voting for them. (even though this isn't for voting.)
November 27, 2007 10:28 PM
 

guitarscout said:

You'll have to excuse some of the names that I made up in my post.  I was thinking fast paced when I made them up.  

I do like dirty headed grass lord, sour pickle eater, dirty cow fungus, venom of a cobra or black widow though.

Lame Gamer
Nimpickle
Bed Wetter

(Just to name more)

November 28, 2007 3:00 AM
 

esseffem said:

If any are close but not quite there, feel free to modify...

Poxy duffer! (I think "duffer" is such a great word)
Swine-twaddle! (Twaddle-swine?)
Cod-swill!
Gut-fiend!
Tawdry jackanapes!
Clammy pauper!
Witless gaffe!
Flunky dunce-wad!
Hobbe hobbler! (hmm...seems more a compliment)
Flaming ninny-knickers!
Gassy tramp!
Twiddletot!
Nipple-wart!
Sniveling dandruff monkey!
Pus-face!
Snot-doodle!
November 28, 2007 5:23 AM
 

MoistVonLipwig said:

Bean-ghost
Wossname
Eye-sore
Second-hand cod peice
Derelict
Lethargic
Lint-licker
Smidgen
Triffle
November 28, 2007 1:42 PM
 

wolfmaster said:

i say fat hobbe... half-hero,
little fairy?
November 28, 2007 3:00 PM
 

redfire95 said:

Rat-Catcher... erm.... Rat-Catcher?

This was used as an insult in shakespearian times. it is also used in romeo and juliet... man i hate shakespeare.

Fattio
twattio
idiottio
faggattio
spakattio

and one final stupid one..

billybob
November 28, 2007 4:37 PM
 

McJive said:

Asshat... !

Pisslips.... !

Bum-ass Stick out tongue [:P]

Miggan

Smily [:)]

November 28, 2007 6:16 PM
 

e459 said:

Asshat-favorite of all time
November 28, 2007 7:44 PM
 

Tylatz said:

Troll dung
Hobbeknob
Balvewretch
November 28, 2007 8:24 PM
 

luvnookie said:

BALVERINE DUNG
LOOK AT THAT BIG "TROLL DUNG
MEET ME AT THE GRAVE YARD IM GONNA BURY YOUR ***.
YOU STUPID TROLL LOVER
YOU WREEK LIKE MY GRANNY'S ***
IS THAT MUTT YOUR BROTHER?
HEY *** FACE IS THAT YOUR DOG OR YOUR SON?
HEY CORN DOG
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR FAT *** HOME .
November 28, 2007 9:58 PM
 

TheEnigma7777 said:

Arsehat
Shatball
Mingebag
Arsehole
Biggieface
Bladdered
Blinkered
Diddler
Filcher
November 28, 2007 10:15 PM
 

yaknowhowebe said:

boot scraper
surgar-coated piece of ***
cradle of filth
lord abortion
mannequin
succubus
another nail in your coffin
remorse is for th dead
November 28, 2007 10:57 PM
 

cafuddled said:

"You smell almost as bad as my wife"

"I have not seen anything that ugly since my wedding night"

"Where’s the rotten cows *** end... oh it's just you"

“Phwaah something stinks, oh it’s that stinker”

“If I didn’t know any better I would be thinking you wanted to be that ugly”

“Did your mother hate you as a child?”

“How much did you pay for that mask, take it off already”

“You look and smell worse than my grandmother and she’s only been dead for 10 years”

“Snotface”

“Donkeys *** end”
November 29, 2007 11:02 AM
 

Darachna said:

zipface
scumbag
retard alert
wannabe hero
mamma's little baby
crybaby
shemale( for woman)
November 29, 2007 2:24 PM
 

Legend_of_Johnny said:

"Rat-child"

eg.

"Oh look at the Rat-child, doesnt he remind you of a rat?"

"Here comes Rat-child, everyone point and laugh!"

"Go sit in a corner Rat-child, you Ratty little rat"


or


"Subsitute Chemistry Teacher"

A delightfull reference to Steven Spielbergs "Hook".
November 29, 2007 4:14 PM
 

bobbyprincess said:

I loved Arseface, so perhaps: "Facearse" ...maybe not (doesn't have the same ring to it)
"Willywart"
"Nappyrash"
"Twat"
"Fannyface"
"Fatty" (if your too fat)
"Pimp"
"Nastyman"
"scrotem nose"
"Arsehorder"
"The most amazing person in the world ever"
"No comment"
"Tut tut"
OR
maybe when people see you, instead of saying anything they just spit at you, or kick your dog, and then you get in a fight with them Smily [:)]
November 29, 2007 4:54 PM
 

RiderCM said:

SKUM-FACE
BALVERINE-BREATH
HOB-HUMPER
ZOMBIE-STINKER

The use of alliteration helps with these names.... think about it.
November 29, 2007 9:08 PM
 

vilebeaver said:

How about


sausage wallet

swine

chicken plucker

sheep worrier

balverine turd

puss bag

slag

foul smelling beast

November 30, 2007 8:32 AM
 

vilebeaver said:

dirty rotter

cheeky blighter

son of a hobb
November 30, 2007 8:41 AM
 

Zodai1989 said:

"Hero formally known as Chickenchaser/Arseface"

Harlequin

Heretic

Iconoclasts

Vegetarian

Blackamoor

Bully

Turncoat

Ignoramus

Mongoloid

Nincompoop

Troglodyte

Trogdor

Terrorist

Rubber-neck

Monster

Narcissist

Fat Face

Ruffian

Two-timing Tartar Twister

Whippersnapper

Flat-footed Grizzly Bear

Lily-livered Bandicoots

Teddy-bear

Puffed-up Punchinello
November 30, 2007 10:03 AM
 

toddquest said:

Why not a system where whatever opponent you get beaten by becomes part of the insult like
Hobbe's whipping boy/girl
or Troll's lunch
Or target practice for a pirate

November 30, 2007 1:35 PM
 

dlkgjhsflghdfsn said:

dingle berry
twinky
dog ***
butthead
Bush supporter
Bushes ***, or Stephen Harper for short
dill hole
American
puss bag
swamp donkey
sea hag
liver lips
ugly bag of mostly water
meat bag
turd burger
maggot face
knuck dragger
November 30, 2007 10:12 PM
 

cookwhohatesfood said:

asscheese
tub-o-lard
chunky dunk
tardo
brick face
sickly child
stink breath
hamster lady/man
poopy pants
cow manure
old fart
mindless zombie
disgruntled idiot
scrunch face
blatant retard
butt munch
barf bag
rock biter
failure
sword absorber
wrinkly beast
oversized creature
waste of life/time/air/ etc.
swine smeller
rotty refuse
waste disposal unit
blundering oaf
village idiot
dull minded roofer
duckling
small fry
shrimp
four eyes
clutz
butt monkey
stale loaf
slimey alien
scragly skeleton
show off
boring bib
goat hugger
bean farmer
punching bag
slow poke
glorified gutter scum
*** shooter
slippery worm
ignoramous
ass butt (simpsons)
toddler
pig milker
bark eater
biggy
flea ridden fur bag
dizzy noob
lousy drunk
moldy muffin
spoiled brat
hairless rat
scum dweller
gutter cleaner
wriggly worm
scaley serpent
mold farmer
useless gibbet
blank slate
pot head
crack pot
puke bag
fat slime bucket
(insert antagonist name here) puppet
axe duller
tool
indoor kid
artard
rubber necker
scum of albion
hobo
festering sore
burnt out
grease kernel
captain ovious
cracker
fart eater
your so full of it you need a fiber totty
(any sort of shakespearean insults)
noob cake
fugly
old bag
cue ball (if the player is bald)
disfigured mongrol
buzz butt
flatulent blood clot
yellow bellied
pencil necked geek
trekie
fluke of the universe
i’m okay, youre not okay
fart bag
gutter scum
candy carrying G o o d [Good]y two shoe feather duster
road vermin
hog breath
air muscle
guano fodder
fatty McFatfat
fatty mcbitch
wild and crazy man-faced cow ***
cattle cuddler
buck toothed pea brained oaf
youre quite daft
thick sculled thumb sucker
cradle climbing coin flibber
ink spot
egg sucker
youre are as the skid mark on the underpants of society
big john
latrine diver
sewer swimmer
lardo man
extra extra extra large
junk food junky
immovable beached whale
kitty litter licker
you’ll always be nobody
sewer cake
hero (said very sarcastically)
ahhhh! it the undead
fish reaking barf bubble
gangreen goblin
intel allergic
sneezy spit wad
hornless toad
yellow bellied pigeon livered scaredy quacker
big blubbing girl
scratch bob itch pants (simpsons)
plunger sucking lassy
limp muscled small fry
snail racer
bastardly cliff racer
cheese ball
fart factory
skooma sucking scamp
brain dead dalek
brow ridged klingon
roast pig suckle
great green globs of greasy grimey gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
french fried parrot feet
piled up porpous puss
spineless spunked up crap grabber
carp face
does youre face hurt? cause its killing me!
puddle dwelling larvae
lich blood mush
hobbe pellet
nettle neading thorn pincher
necro bulge
putrid piss pot
nose nectar
oddish pit fur
pickled pepper picker
green blooded vulcan
pointy eared elf
rancid composting
detritis feeder
carrion coddeling crab muster
moss gathering rolling stone
Youre going down like a Led Zeppelin
miserable gitty ***
cod liver grind oil
gravey sucking pigs (steve martin)
fruit fly fondeling fart fetcher
seal clubbing monster
tree hugging hippy
sugar vampire
tribble troubler
tar sipping fisher
horse lord
halfling
fur-toed hobbit
gangly gollum
tourist
sniveling toad
beautiful as a cave troll
grond weilding goat swine
supreme ruler of the realm of stupidity
king of the nerds
vulgar vulture necked noodle slurper
grass master
fish lipped singer
ale master
yabbering yodle-yak
mangy cur
girl scout
cheese cutter
wind breaker
butt face
tubsy
powerless peep
empty skulled nobody
de-evolved result of incest
bastardo
better off dead
dumpster dwelling dummy
mossed up supper sloth
scaley skinned spitoon
slimey lump of scar tissue
malodorous filth
lousy ingrate
losing streak
low down no G o o d [Good] loser
dirt eater
dust biter
bucket kicker
better off burried
bad rubish
liar liar pants on fire
ugly toad skinned git
annoying rodent faced scrunch ball
December 1, 2007 12:27 PM
 

cookwhohatesfood said:

sorry if there are any repeats
December 1, 2007 12:53 PM
 

Qirin said:


Arseriding Butketeer

Arseknight

Skorm's ***

Outcast

Horn-Faced Incompetent Demon Sucker

December 1, 2007 12:59 PM
 

Mordacai said:

Arseworm
December 1, 2007 4:03 PM
 

Mordacai said:

papersack piss face jackarse hahaha Jackarse Jack of arses hahahaha papersack if you are ugly ah ah ah hahahahahahahaha hobb *** donkey doo doo hahahahahhahahahahha
December 1, 2007 4:10 PM
 

falsedawn said:

Just a few insults for you that I don't think is all that foul
asininedolt
Mongrel
grubby loafer
Mongoloid
Lichen covered corpuscle
sorry sap
addlebrained
madcap
rat fink
dogger
vile tramp
grisly grimer
barbarian
Miscreant
weirdo
December 1, 2007 11:07 PM
 

carebear10 said:

These are classic chirps, or insults. Have a laugh.

Dirtsack
Scab licker
Fathead
Whoremonger
fugly jerk
jerk head
derka derka derka
"You slimy grease bag."
December 1, 2007 11:31 PM
 

bryan24 said:

gordon brown,  mr bean or communist!
December 2, 2007 6:49 AM
 

Herne_the_hunter said:

Frog Stomper
Leech Sniffer
Dung Prodder
Sheep Fiddler

"I always said 'e was a sheep fiddler!"

Please still leave Arseface & Piemaster as options. : (
December 2, 2007 10:49 PM
 

BarbarianMacks said:

Useless space - wasting toerag

Dicknose

Plonker

"Cor look at 'im 'e's uglier than an 'atful of monkey's bums"

"Your face looks like a slapped ***"

gimpish timewasting idiot

cockwallow

dunce

mole (women only)

stickdick

pencildick

bumshuffler

"He's as useless with the sword in 'is 'and as 'e is with the one in his pants"

fat useless old toad
December 3, 2007 12:34 AM
 

Sylt said:

Fishlicker!
December 3, 2007 3:10 AM
 

Mufana said:

I'd say:

Walking Bollocks

Wailing Panties

December 3, 2007 3:24 PM
 

theSidewinder said:

Git
Mangy Git
Tramp
Zero
Mongrel
Scalawag
Lay-about
G o o d [Good] for nothin'
two-bit
chump
King of the Losers
Idiot
Twerp
Dung-Flinger
Dung-Catcher
Sissy
Dirtbag
December 3, 2007 5:02 PM
 

bobbyprincess said:

i still think my ideas were blatently the best...but heres a few more:

"mongoloid house reject"
"you obviously get your looks from your great grandparents corpses"
"you have more fleas than your dog"
"your mothers a fat ho"
"i ain't wasting no G o o d [Good] slaves, send him" *pointing at you*
December 3, 2007 5:54 PM
 

icarus414 said:

Hah! I must say that, if this is a democratic process, my vote'd have to go to 'Fishlicker' (since it'd be a bit shabby to vote for my own suggestions). Funny, weird and oddly offensive. Maybe 'Fishsucker' would be a bit better, though? Sounds fouler, in my opinion. I guess I should throw another of mine in too, so how 'bout 'Pigsticker'? Bit gender-specific though, innit. Can't all be winners, though. Ciao.
December 3, 2007 6:21 PM
 

TheaAlice said:

Ok here's mine. Big Smile [:D]

You tosspot

You minging tosspot

Shut up minger

Bugger off or I will rip your arm off and beat you with the soggy end

You are depriving a decent village of its idiot

Scrophilous worm

I’ve seen better looking insects under rocks

Go forth and multiply

You are the biggest loser

You have the charisma of a worm, the personality of a plank and the looks of a mushroom, on a G o o d [Good] day – and today is not G o o d [Good]

You are special; your social worker said so

We all have needs, and yours are special, special needs

Does your mother know you are out this late?

Your dog is better looking, has less fleas and better breath

You couldn’t punch your way out of a wet paper bag
December 3, 2007 7:51 PM
 

weedie_31 said:

Deuschbag
jigilo
George Bush
*** Sucker
Twink
December 3, 2007 8:03 PM
 

coacrum said:

"Smooth as Exlax you are"
"Sharp as a marble"
"Your not the brightest star in the sky are ya..?"
***
Tree Hugger
December 3, 2007 8:26 PM
 

EvilScotsman1 said:

Haggis Chaser!
or
"Away and chase a haggis!"
December 3, 2007 11:02 PM
 

Darktruth2988 said:

Ya Twat

You Smell Like a Hobbe Cave

Boo, Get a Hair Cut

I've Seen Hobbes in Better Condition

Is That Your Face or a Chicken's ***?
December 3, 2007 11:09 PM
 

JoshPNMK said:


The Chicken King

The Unwanted Red Headed Stepchild

Squid

Squirrel-Futz

Yam Lofter

The Lord of the Flies

A padiwhack

Yellow Fryer

Spells-Less

The Whining Mary

The Sucker of Farts

Morning Toast Tosser


December 4, 2007 8:19 AM