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Fable II parody video

Published Friday, January 23, 2009 5:36 PM by Sam

This one was picked up from What They Play, the parents guide to video games. It's a Fable II parody video that asks "what will you become". 

From WTP (click); "This parody commercial looks at all the moral options open to you in Fable II as you grow, live your life and steal lunch money from people younger than you. Disclaimer: you can't actually become a robot zombie Abraham Lincoln. When Lionhead play-tested the option, the studio nearly had an Awesome-induced meltdown."

You can watch the video on YouTube right here.

Seriously, a Shopkeeper Fighter?

On to the more important things: codes! Please find below another load (29 in total) of Pub Games Codes.

  • All codes have been used
   

Comments

 

Duckanator said:

And you get a dog... Or you can "Be" the dog... With a smaller dog...

....Stick out tongue [:P]
January 23, 2009 12:57 PM
 

BadRubberDuck said:

BGVWD-94KM8-DBFDK-8FGPP-KYBTM

thank you for the code Smily [:)]

the video is not that bad, but there have been better commercial parodies Wink [;)]
January 23, 2009 1:00 PM
 

JCik68 said:

my family... well when I played as G o o d [Good] guy, I was really attentive, so watching my kids grow up was nice, as well as giving gifts and pleasure to my wife. On ther other hand in my last run I choose dark side and well... she was really helpfull when it had came to shadow points Stick out tongue [:P]
January 23, 2009 1:00 PM
 

OtherworldBob said:

Awww, I wanted to be the smaller dog...they have much fun, picking fights with dogs five times their own size.

I think I made a gross misjudgement in my choice of wife.
On my return from the Spire, I found a funny looking kid with a glyph above his head, the kid seemed to think he was related to me in some way. Headed to my house, wife no where to be seen. Wonder around some more, bump into her down the pub - it is at this point she decides to introduce me to my own son - who appears to have left to wonder the streets in my absence.

I was going to divorce her, but she made it up by giving me a rather large experience potion, so all was forgiven. Now another of my spawn wonders the streets of Oakfield. But I think there must be something in the water supply, this kid tripled in height within a matter of days...or maybe my lad is just slow.
January 23, 2009 1:04 PM
 

MageGriff said:

My family lives in the gypsy camp. We don't have that much money Smily [:)] I try to pay attention to my wife and child but my true passion is adventuring. Sometimes I come home and they have gifts for me and I bring along gifts as well. Once, my daughter ran away to a dungeon trying to be adventurous and I had to rescue her. Now I know that perhaps I should spend more time with my family!
January 23, 2009 1:05 PM
 

alexanderpink said:

Finally got one, thanks! My favorite family is Lady Grey. we live in the cemetery mansion. She seems happy.
January 23, 2009 1:10 PM
 

Areku said:

Ah yes my lovely family...what more can be said about them other than how much I love all my wives. Lucky for me they didn't seem too concerned when I came home a bit "different", though I think my two daughters and one son were probably a bit confused. Even so they still showed me nothing but the utmost compassion whenever I would trudge home after slaying a few hundred Hobbes or so. Although my two daughters were a bit on the greedy side...always wanting their prezzies as it were, I still loved them all. Oh and I can't forget about my faithfull puppy either, as without him my family just wouldn't be complete Big Smile [:D]
January 23, 2009 1:11 PM
 

Guargom said:

roger
January 23, 2009 1:19 PM
 

Nice_Brilliance said:

My Gunslinger hero's family is a loving family who originally lived in the Luminous Cottage in Oakfield then moved into a home in Bowerstone Market before she had left for the tattered spire. She spent many days with her husband before leaving, especially finally opening up and making a wonderful baby girl before she had to say her G o o d [Good]byes so she can meet Hammer at the Westcliff docks ready to go

When she returned from the torments of the spire with Garth, and after she was welcomed back warmly by her loving dog, Ruffles and Theresa, she returned first to see her best friend Hammer, then off to reunite with her loving husband Alex and see the surprise he had for her, her ten year old daughter wanting to be just like her when she grows up, so she gave her daughter her very own toy gun she had fun playing marksman as a kid with it
January 23, 2009 1:19 PM
 

JayLJohnston said:

I have two families.  My first family consists of my husband and little boy, both of whom I have purposely forgotten their names, never visit them, and never bring them presents.  They live in Oakvale by the ocean and have all luxury furniture.  they also receive 200 gold per day which seems to make them happy.  My other family lives in the Demon Door in Oakvale and consists of only my lesbian wife Ethel, who just rocks.  I also don't really visit her that much, and she also gets about 200 gold per day.
January 23, 2009 1:22 PM
 

Guargom said:

Hoe can i get the code?
January 23, 2009 1:26 PM
 

Guargom said:

CT9HP-3FDM8-GT7BB-VH4HK-C8T8Y
January 23, 2009 1:26 PM
 

Guargom said:

B4BHJ-Q8XQP-2FVX4-H8KMC-Q468D

January 23, 2009 1:26 PM
 

captaineo said:

I had a family once.. I think they ran away to join the circus. Perhaps on Knothole island?
January 23, 2009 1:32 PM
 

Guargom said:

Can somebody explain how I can get the code?
Is it because in a European?
January 23, 2009 1:37 PM
 

Jacquestrap said:

I met and married my only wife Alex during the quest 'Till Death Do Us Part'. I couldn't bring myself to give her the rejection letter so I brought her to the Oakfield Demon Door and proposed to her instead. We got married and had a baby girl called Jen. I try to spend as much time with them as I can.

I missed the codes again! Can I have one?
January 23, 2009 1:46 PM
 

corcoran3d said:

Thanks for the Pub Game codes!
January 23, 2009 1:47 PM
 

Miqu4lke said:

Well, I had 2 wifes with 2 childrens (bad !). I didn't visit much the wife i had in OakValle. So i finnaly found her in the pub at bowerstone !
guess what i did to her ! Smily [:)] :E v i l [Evil]:
January 23, 2009 1:49 PM
 

ElKlinku said:

Nice video!! now i want to be a disbarred Jack Thompson!
January 23, 2009 1:54 PM
 

Str0ngMachine said:

My family will forever be in my heart..My family is more important than my friends, who always with me in my happiness and sadness.. :'( My family is always in front of my Victory, not behind me. Big Smile [:D] My family is who i can fully trust in this world.

Never once did they ever hate me for the things i've done.

TY lionhead XD
January 23, 2009 2:11 PM
 

knarz said:

damn - think all codes are gone (tried a few, all are used).

family part:
I married a whore in bloodstone ^^ - the girls there looks better than the rest - got a child which i don't care ^^... and yes, playing E v i l [Evil] Wink [;)]
January 23, 2009 2:11 PM
 

Donoravis said:

puppet f--ker all the way hahaha.......oooo....ha
January 23, 2009 2:27 PM
 

Keynesianist said:

I came late and all the codes are gone again >_<
January 23, 2009 2:27 PM
 

speedeater said:

My Fable guy, (at the time dressed as pretty G o o d [Good] approximation of the Joker) married Alex just because I felt too guilty not to. No sprogs, just don't fit with the life style.
January 23, 2009 2:32 PM
 

Jonnyboy1129 said:

Well... let me tell ya bout a family of mine... I have a wife (shes toleratable.. sometimes, until she starts asking for things)
I have a son, I named him Thor. Thats right, THOR!  Only powerful things spawn from my seed!!! But so far he's just a boy.. so a powerful name will have to do for now. I gave him a toy gun and a toy sword. (just like what I used to have) He's always happy to see his father come back from an adventure (I would be too if all you had to live with was his mother) He wants to be just like his dad! (makes me proud) I always like to buy something from the shops for him everytime I go into town or see something.. one day I hope to buy his his first REAL weapon. The wife is cool I guess.. but she just likes to ask for things from me most of the time.. not the best person to be around..... but hey at least I have Thor right? RIGHT!?!?

I always have to please her with food though :-( she likes to threaten divorce quiete alot... THE NERVE OF HER! Here I am protecting Albion from E v i l [Evil] and danger and I get this?!? PHOOEY! I swear Id kill her if it was not for Thor... but alas.. no life is perfect...
January 23, 2009 2:58 PM
 

Maurerk said:

BGVWD-94KM8-DBFDK-8FGPP-KYBTM
January 23, 2009 3:05 PM
 

Wesleym said:

I was married twice at the same time. But one got to know, unmarried me. Then the other wasn't happy either and unmarried me too. All I got now is my loyal dog Sad [:(]
January 23, 2009 3:20 PM
 

ash356 said:

My Family on fable:
Hmmm, interesting question. I would like to keep the subject of my first marriage on the game secret, as it was rather noobish but...
My first wife Was somebody whos name i forget (and i can't really check, you'll see why), i brought us a house on the town square and pretty soon (Literally 5 seconds after) we had a child.
At first all was well, until i started the "Till death do us part" quest, and i decided to marry Alex. I did not realise the problems of bigamy till after however, as every time i slept with Alex, pretty soon after my "other wife" started getting really upset about it (As you wouldSmily [:)]) Literally i think it came to the point where they were fighting just cause i talked to the other.
I could think of no other solution, but i decided that one of them had to go, and i had grown fond of Alex, so i decided to make wife 1 "Dissapear"
Soon after my wife "Dissapeared" i completed the game, brought the mansion, and had a threesome with prostitutes in Bloodstone. I then got a wife in Bloodstone too, who i just plain completely forgot about.
Then i moved into the big mansion with Alex, and we had a child, who later got kidnapped, and i had to go save his butt. Then that was that.
My first childs name was Bob, and my second one was called Malcolm. Even though Bob was a girl Stick out tongue [:P]
Why is this post rated one as well? 29 Pub games codes and 5 possible Knothole codes not enough for ya?Sad [:(]
January 23, 2009 3:45 PM
 

ash356 said:

My Family on fable:
Hmmm, interesting question. I would like to keep the subject of my first marriage on the game secret, as it was rather noobish but...
My first wife Was somebody whos name i forget (and i can't really check, you'll see why), i brought us a house on the town square and pretty soon (Literally 5 seconds after) we had a child.
At first all was well, until i started the "Till death do us part" quest, and i decided to marry Alex. I did not realise the problems of bigamy till after however, as every time i slept with Alex, pretty soon after my "other wife" started getting really upset about it (As you wouldSmily [:)]) Literally i think it came to the point where they were fighting just cause i talked to the other.
I could think of no other solution, but i decided that one of them had to go, and i had grown fond of Alex, so i decided to make wife 1 "Dissapear"
Soon after my wife "Dissapeared" i completed the game, brought the mansion, and had a threesome with prostitutes in Bloodstone. I then got a wife in Bloodstone too, who i just plain completely forgot about.
Then i moved into the big mansion with Alex, and we had a child, who later got kidnapped, and i had to go save his butt. Then that was that.
My first childs name was Bob, and my second one was called Malcolm. Even though Bob was a girl Stick out tongue [:P]
Why is this post rated one as well? 29 Pub games codes and 5 possible Knothole codes not enough for ya?Sad [:(]
January 23, 2009 3:45 PM
 

Dataslave said:

I married Alex and had a son Rob, and we settled down in Serenity Farm.  Soon after my son outgrew his cradle, my wife disappeared, and Rob was left to fend for himself between my infrequent visits.  She seems happy though, wherever she is.

I later married Lady Fairfax, had a daughter Jen, and recently moved out of the cemetery and into the castle.
January 23, 2009 4:11 PM
 

ufotofu906 said:

I got a wife, kid and dog. I made sweet pleasure to my wife. Nuff said.
January 23, 2009 4:15 PM
 

Spylon said:

I don't have a family yet but I want one. Big Smile [:D]
January 23, 2009 4:31 PM
 

Sae_Matsumoto said:

Family... Well.. my family urm 8 families are all happy, I hope. Lady Grey got her manor back but i cant have kids with her because we're both women... *ahem*, even so we would love to adopt. i have 7 husbands and they all have at least 3 kids each... I really cant remember all the names of them, i'm such a terrible mother.. >_<, but one of them has my real name, wait i had 2 with my name but because i lost one husband to a hobbes i lost that daughter... hum.. I did have a prositute wife but she divorced me because i had a orgy in our bed and she didnt seem too happy, she didnt want to join in neither, damn prostitutes..
I'm trying my best to keep them all happy but  they're all so demanding. At least i have my dog, he's my real family, doesnt demand anything from me...
January 23, 2009 4:40 PM
 

Balverine115 said:

My family? My... my family left me Sad [:(]
I figured it was time to settle down and have a family but 1 day after I got done buying a diamond for my wife.. she left me before I got home. Even took my son so I never could give him his first legendary weapon we he grew up. Whos suppose to teach him out to be like his dad O,_O, *sniff* All I wanted was to be there for him!
Why did this happen to me! I did everything wrong so why me!

P.S: Funny Video Big Smile [:D]
January 23, 2009 4:53 PM
 

jschmidt96 said:

Only 1 family. It's too much work to have more then that. I might just get rid of them. Then start a better family.
January 23, 2009 5:00 PM
 

metalapina said:

my "favourite" family is the lady grey one, probably because our daughter is so funny and saying she wants to be a witch (yeah right).
January 23, 2009 5:29 PM
 

iceboyy said:

My family is my dog. He is the only one that will never leave me alone and will never neglect me. He is my true family.
January 23, 2009 5:51 PM
 

fatboyjam said:

My family was my dog.  I had the wife and kids, but really enjoyed having the dog as the companion on my quests (and, frankly, treated him better than the fam.)
January 23, 2009 6:26 PM
 

fatboyjam said:

My family was my dog.  I had the wife and kids, but really enjoyed having the dog as the companion on my quests (and, frankly, treated him better than the fam.)
January 23, 2009 6:26 PM
 

wjuk said:

In my first game, I got a wife quite early in the game.  But due to certain troubles, we were divorced and I never got to see her and my kid again after that.  After that troubling incident, I stayed away from commitment.  I wandered the land with no family but my dog.  As far as I was concerned, there was no better family I could have.  He helped me unconditionally, I could never think of the game without him.

Needless to say I was shocked and somewhat upset when he was shot.  After I completed the main quest, I decided it was time again to try courting women.  So I did, and before long I had a loving wife living in Fairfax castle and 3 kids.  I made sure to visit them as often as I could and we had a brilliant time together (even when the kids decided to sneak off and become adventurers like their dad).  And we all lived happily ever after.

Then I started my E v i l [Evil] playthrough...
January 23, 2009 6:44 PM
 

NovaDragon said:

My first family on fable 2 was located in Oakfield. She was a little out of shape....
Then after that I started haveing income problems so, my wife "accidently" died from gunshot wounds and lacerations.

After that I became a necrophiliac and married lady gray. For some strange reason she was afraid of me and always ran away. The only time I could get close to her was when I wore the "Chicken Suit". The upkeep I needed to pay for her was 1000 gold. We had 1 bald, little boy that looked like a zombie version of Johnny Depp. Lady Grey became too much of a hassle so I tried to kill her but, she wouldn't die!! After I made her do the chicken dance with the mindy warpy spell, and stuck a few magic swords in her, she decided to divorce me.

I then married a man and we had hot sex....
January 23, 2009 7:21 PM
 

e4gleeye said:

Well, on the subject of family, I'm currently unmarried in the game. I will get to it once I'm rich enough. So in the mean time, my family is just me and that forever loyal dog!
January 23, 2009 8:03 PM
 

Zandareth said:

I like my family but my really mate and companion is and always will be my dog.
January 23, 2009 8:06 PM
 

Deevian said:

 My family in Fable 2?

 Yeah, I remember... I remember the day when the pain started. I was still working as a bartender in Oakfield back then, 5 stars employee, with little left to be the owner of the place.  Life was G o o d [Good]. The sun setting on a cold autumn's day, the smell of the leaves that covered the ground, the sounds of the birds crapping on the heads of children... a big house in Bowerstone Old Town, a wonderful wife and a beautiful baby girl.

 It was a dream come true. But dreams have the vicious habit of going bad when you're not controling your mate and you leave the safety off.

 The sun went down as if it was signaling something. Darkness spread all over the sky, laden with foreboding. I had a bad feeling about the way the performance started, but he had given me the best seat in the house, first class chair. I heard him asking me through the headset, asking me if that was my house. It was my fault. I knew something ugly was about to happen.

 Bowerstone changed when the twilight fell; it became something else. I still hear her voice in my sleep. It's like a skipping record, an unending reminder of my inability to save her. My daughter lived, only to be greeted by the grim reality of my failure. I can't even look her in the eyes without being confronted with my weakness.

 That was 8 years ago. It all fell apart within an Xbox Live minute. The killer was a dark ranger under the influence of drugs. After the funeral, I went undercover in order to discover the real identity of the person who ruined my life. The final gunshot will be the exclamation mark to everything that lead to this point.

 She will not go unavenged.
January 23, 2009 8:12 PM
 

digitalink said:

Sure I have a "wife", well she is really just the end result of me getting piss drunk during a tarrot card reading at some gypsy camp.  I caught her admiring my sword so I dropped my pants to show her something even bigger. She was so Impressed she gave me a ring.  I'm allergic to latex, lambskin, and pulling out so she got pregnant. I searched all of Albion for a legendary weapon called "the coat hanger" but couldn't find one.  (maybe in a future dlc?) anyway there wasn't even a decent set of stairs to push her down so I left town with the excuse I had to save the world because I had used the pickup line that I was a hero.  In any case she had the kid and I'm stuck slaying goblins for gold so I can pay child support.

Lionhead, you gave me the choice to be gay, but I want the choice for a late term abortion!!!

Give me a free DLC and I promise to spread my seed all over the face of Knothole Island =D

January 23, 2009 8:44 PM
 

imaguard said:

I think they forgot to mention Henchman in there.
January 23, 2009 8:44 PM
 

Khiraz said:

Ow, I just couldn't bring myself to get married until I had finished the main quest....I don't like the idea of an absent husband xD

Of course, after all the adventures, quests, and the painful loss of my faithful companion, I finally settled down in Oakfield with a nice plump wife (and fertile...she got pregnant on the wedding night).

So, I'm rich as hell, living in the placid countryside with a nice family and houses to spare...ti would be nice to get all that in the real life Smily [:)]
January 23, 2009 9:06 PM
 

Klover said:

All the codes are gone...

Family? None. Didn't even keep the dog around.
January 23, 2009 9:25 PM
 

joel_210 said:

Well the only person I have married is Alex. We currently have 3 children, dont know there names but got 2 girls and 1 boy. Went the cheap way and am living in the Oakfield Demon Door
January 23, 2009 9:44 PM
 

CardJoker said:

I married a lovely looking whore by the name of Flick. Flick was from Westcliff and at first, I resented my decision. She gave me and STD and a child, I paid 200 gold a day for her upkeep and I had come to the point where I was going to ask a friend to come into my game and kill her because I was playing a G o o d [Good] character and didn't want to do it myself. However, eventually watching my daughter grow up changed my mind. I was happy with my family.

But, because we lived in the Gypsy Camp and it was attacked, my wife was killed by bandits and my daughter was taken from me.
January 23, 2009 9:58 PM
 

I_C0NN0R_I said:

MageGriff said:
My family lives in the gypsy camp. We don't have that much money  I try to pay attention to my wife and child but my true passion is adventuring. Sometimes I come home and they have gifts for me and I bring along gifts as well. Once, my daughter ran away to a dungeon trying to be adventurous and I had to rescue her. Now I know that perhaps I should spend more time with my family!

No she didn't, that's not possible.
January 23, 2009 10:00 PM
 

Securi7y said:

My first wife was a random gypsy that I promptly named after my girlfriend. Then way later after the birth of my child I married Alex. Not for the bigamist achievement, but because i couldn't take any E v i l [Evil] points. So yeah that's my happy family.
January 23, 2009 10:32 PM
 

fablepirate said:

my family is my dog, my iron cutlass and my unsailable ship... my next child is an undead crew.
Stick out tongue [:P]
January 23, 2009 10:41 PM
 

Paeyne said:

My first wife was Alex but she turned out to be a real shrew and bore me nothing but daughters so I sacrificed her to the temple of shadows and sent the whining brats to the Bloodstone Orphanage.

My second wife was a Bowerstone noblewoman.  After the umpteenth demand for expensive jewelry I dragged her off to the slavers.  No idea what she is doing now, but I bet she is more appreciative of what she had.

I have since sworn off women.  I had an interest in Rupert for a while, but he hasn't expressed any interest in me.  Perhaps I am too horny for him.


January 23, 2009 11:48 PM
 

MattCatt said:

I married Alex on my first file. When that save got corrupted due to power loss during saving, I married a barmaid named Rhonda. I gave up leading them out of town in search of a name I liked after about 20 tries.
January 23, 2009 11:53 PM
 

jusane said:

I was afraid of losing them, something bad happening to them, ect. so I never made a big family.

It was just me and man's best friend. which was awesome btw Big Smile [:D]
January 24, 2009 12:58 AM
 

tokie said:

Only one of my heroes has a family, in fact he has two; one in Bloodstone and one in Fairfax castle. While on a bit of a caddish spree I bought my Bloodstone wife, a former prostitute, to fairfax and did the deed in my other marital bed. It would have been the perfect crime had she not concieved a baby while there. The child, "Mystery Timmy", now lives with Fairfax wife, and something tells me she may suspect it's not hers. Convincing her it is may take some doing, I think I'll open with a chat up line, give her a thumbs up and see how we go from there.
January 24, 2009 1:04 AM
 

f421 said:

missed the codes again..
January 24, 2009 2:26 AM
 

ryanrenfrew said:

I have a fairly small Fable family. It's only me, my wife and my dog. I would have a kid but my wife is a prostitute and I can't have unprotected sex with her because I'm paranoid about getting STDs.
January 24, 2009 2:43 AM
 

JackvanBlades said:

That was a great video, I loved the part where you can become the dog. Now, my family was quite lovely, while they lasted. I was walking through the E v i l [Evil] Old Town one day, when I beheld a truly disgusting sight. This nasty, vile, ugly, and obese thing was the town prostitute. Due to an accident while trying to turn off the safety, I agreed to engage in sexual intercourse with this dispicable creature. I thought it was funny at the time, but after examining my status I observed that I had been given an STD. Well, my first instinct had been to kill the whore on the spot. But, after a few minutes of thought, I decided that the women who took my characters virginty should be his first wife. Long story short, we got married, had a kid and just before *possible spoilers* going to the Spire. I shot my wife, killed everyone in the town and bought every building. Hows that for a nice story?
January 24, 2009 2:55 AM
 

Pak_Gatsu said:

I lived with my wife Alex in Bowerstone, we we got married and had a baby girl but after a few months she left me. Now, after many years, I live alone, because I have lost my wonderful dog, in castle Fairfax... I hope that one day I can play with him again.
January 24, 2009 3:42 AM
 

Onasaki said:

rofl..Awesome.
January 24, 2009 3:50 AM
 

rocknerd said:

i now have 2 families and three children total. being a hero in albion has been very tough. what with all the saving of of the populace that loves me, and the slaying of all the balvarines that seem to love the taste of my flesh... but being a bigamist family man is even TOUGHER!!! you see, my first family was supposed to be my last. i had a perfect wife along with 2 perfect little children... then one day, after an adventure, i came home to my little darlin daughter standing motionless near the front door of my home. she would stand outside the house near the front door, all day and all night, just staring at the wall. i tried everything to break the spell, giving her a doll, a horsie, even some candy...to no avail. well as you can imagine this caused a lot of stress on our marriage.

now, im not proud to say this but our bonds of love were so weakend that i was tempted by such a foul temtpress that dwelt in in a town with an equally foul name...  i had a night of drinking and on my way to the highest point in the town to use my map travel, because i couldnt get a signal in the tavern, i saw her... all dressed in red, and with feathers, seemingly coming from her nether regions. i tried to walk right past her but, due to my drinking, i stumbled into her direction and the next thing i knew, she was pregnant...

i had to do the honorable thing. so i married her and raised our child (my third) on a beautiful farm. it was sold to me at sale price for the help i had givin the previous homeowner, for you see, his son needed a matchmaker, and seeing as i was a traveller and a vagabond filled with charisma, i was able to find him the perfect partner.

so you see, living in secrecy from one life to another, or one wife to another, its no easy feat. i have slain balvarines, i have cut a swath through a gaggle of hobbes,  i have torched the flesh from bandits who raided the countrysides... but they hold no manner of difficulty compared to my secret life as a bigamist in albion...
January 24, 2009 3:51 AM
 

Thrasher086 said:

Well I had 2 families till some bandits got to one. She was the town prostitute of Bloodstone which I was so happy for her. She was great and would make me dinner and bring me lovely gifts. We has a son who was taken away because of her death. I think the child protection service thought it was me but I am telling you I am not the killer! I come to think maybe it wasn't the bandits (even though text came up and told me), Maybe she isn't dead and went away with one of her customers.

I decided to get a nice housewife in the Old Browerstone Market. I have a son who greats me every time I arrive(even when I warp he somehow knows I  am coming). I am a great family man and will be there for them all the time.
January 24, 2009 4:33 AM
 

lornorme said:

I'm french , then sorry for the bad english !

My family in Fable 2 , is located in Bowerstone in the house near the inn . My wife is an ex-prostitute of  westcliff , but she no longer works ! When I had to go to the Spire , I was very sad and I made love with her before gone. Well when I return in Albion , I do it with her , and surprise ! A baby ! A boy ! I called him Peter Molyneux !
But my house was very little for my family , then I change for the magnifical farm of oakfield , behind the Demons Door . They are very happy now , and when I haven't to liberate slave , I go in holidays to Knothole Island with them !
It's my family . I love her.

January 24, 2009 5:30 AM
 

AarronW said:

I have 3 families on fable 2, one with alex and a baby girl named frank, one with lady grey and a boy named bob and one with a gypsy with no kids.
January 24, 2009 5:32 AM
 

Decipher13 said:

My family in Fable II:

Well, my wife Alex is awesome. She's a hot blonde with a great rack. She recently gained the ability to become invisible. We want to have more marital relations, but we can't ever seem to find eachother.

Then there's my kid. Her name was originally Katie, but upon growing beyond a baby people started calling her "Statue". She's an adorable little girl, but not much fun sadly. I try and give her teddy bears (her favourite), and laugh for her, but she just stands there staring at the wall. It's kinda sad. Like some sort of stress disorder for having her mother disappear.

It seems my only hope of my family returning to normal is for the Wizards of Lionhead to cast a great spell. My hopes are not high, sadly.
January 24, 2009 6:52 AM
 

JorenW said:

My family:

I don't have any family at all.
January 24, 2009 7:09 AM
 

Killercj182 said:

My family in fable 2 consists of my wife, my son and my beloved dog.
My wife is a typical wife...she works, cleans the house and spends all of my money by constantly wanting gifts (diamonds are her favourites) and wanting a large upkeep..However i still love her to bits and she is the only wife that i havent considered killing..YET.

My son is rather surprising because he seems to prefer my wife which may be because im always away but the most suprising thing is that altough my wife and I are white he is black.

My dog is my favourite however because he is always there fore me, he is loyal and he dosent demand anything from me...PERFECT COMPANION : )
January 24, 2009 7:44 AM
 

Duebrithil said:

I've had two wifes in total. The first, Alex, I married near the beginning of my adventure. Not long into the marriage, she gave me my first and only daughter, Ruth, and together we live happily in Bowerstone Market. The second, an Oakfield waitress, suffered a tragic accident when she stumbled into the wheel of sacrifice by mistake. She's missed every day, but the Maelstrom helps ease the pain.
January 24, 2009 7:55 AM
 

GrzybekSLU said:

Please give me a code on me e-mail: kiel0@op.pl

I'm big fanboy Fable II. At once I bought editions collector's. I would like very much to play Knothole Island, but I cannot since I spent on Fable II I ask it for sending the code.
January 24, 2009 9:12 AM
 

Galebourn said:

"...telling us about your family in Fable II"

Well, my family in Fable II is only my son Will.
He keeps telling me that his mother is sad and I should be a better husband. I tried everything to make her (Alex) happy, but she disappeared after the last quest. She still counts as my woman and her state is still "happy".
I hope I'll find some way to get her back, because I don't want to marry again. It's only a game but she was my wife right from the start.
January 24, 2009 9:45 AM
 

moonfever said:

Thanks for the update. Thanks for keeping us informed. I love the way you care about your fans. I bought the DLC, and have really loved it.  SPOILER- I ran into a reletive of Reevers on the Island. Even sounds like him. Really cool stuff.
January 24, 2009 11:29 AM
 

Syniz said:

I got 2 family in Fable 2 (1 baby each). Both in the same town and alive... for how much time? i don't know LOL!
January 24, 2009 12:01 PM
 

metsfan13 said:

I love my family in Fable 2.  It won't let me rescue my son from Hobbe Cave but if i want to visit him i can always go and try to get him out.  I get him out of the cage and than leave the cave but he doesn't follow me out.  I can't save him
January 24, 2009 12:26 PM
 

Inline1 said:

I had two families.  A wife and daughter in Bowerstone who always wanted gifts or money or threatened divorce.  My other wife came from Bloodstone, but lived in Oakfield with our son.  She threatened divorce unless I gave her 'relations' multiple times every time I came home.
January 24, 2009 12:30 PM
 

ARoughChickNamedJim said:

Which one? Smily [:)] There's the sex-crazed oyster-eating lady grey and my son Horhay. Then there's the wife, always complaining the house is G o o d [Good] enough, and her daugther E v i l [Evil] bob. Then of course there's the wife that divorced me for having sex with another man in our house.
January 24, 2009 12:49 PM
 

night343 said:

I always play E v i l [Evil] so i have 2 husbands, and a wife in the same town.  My kids play with each other and don't know there are all related.  All was well until I got fedup with all the complaining from them all.  So we all took a trip to the temple of shadow hahaha !!!!!!.  They are not all chickens, so now i never runout of eggs, and all my kids went in to care, so now i have my freedom back.
January 24, 2009 1:29 PM
 

Highbrace said:

MY first character was married to Alex. Don't think I had any children; can't be sure since Lucien killed them all. =(

Second char was with Kieran the tailor shop guy, and then I had a kid named Phil, who is apparently goth or something because of his eyeshadow... I was also married to a whore named Katy that just lived in one of those little caravans in Bloodstone.

She gave me 13 STDs and the family was gonna find out, so I killed her. >=)
January 24, 2009 1:30 PM
 

Aeronix said:

I only had one family through the game

my wife alex, from the quest,  my first child emma, and my son dan, and of course,
my beloved dog ace.  My family is in the serenity farm homestead behind the demon door, it's such a nice a peaceful place to have a family.
January 24, 2009 2:27 PM
 

BrownBullet said:

I have 3 families, there all happy with the house and upkeep. My wife Alex and daughter lives in Bloodstone, while my other wife Lady Grey and my other daughter live in Fairfax Castle. And my 3rd wife who was a poor stall vendor when I married her, lives in Serenity Farm with my son Tom. She is the only one that loves me so much she gets me gift whenever I see her. Last I have my best friend/companion, my dog and I sure do love him.
January 24, 2009 3:23 PM
 

QuickSpoonRedux said:

My family: On my quest to become a modern day Hero, I met a wonderful gypsy woman by the name of Valerie. We grew up together in a gypsy camp near Bower Lake (what beautiful autumn nights we had watching the ripples of the water). After taking a journey to Bowerstone (after defeating that brute Thag), I bought some property in the Bowerstone Market and decided that it was there that I would make a place with my family. Luckily, when I presented Valerie with a Eternal Love ring, she said, "Yes!".  

Our home has served her well during my journey. She has access to the food stalls and jewelry stall right outside our front door. I keep the money flowing to our house, so she may never want for anything. After protecting the Temple of Light in Oakfield from those Shadow hooligans, I decided that it would be a G o o d [Good] time to start a family with my young love. She was a chaste woman and I a virtuous man so I would go into details about our first session of lovemaking, but for some reason all I remember is everything going black (even though it was the middle of the day). Well when everything lit back up, there she was. My new beautiful baby girl, Bella. I loved listening to her coo in her craddle. I spoiled her with toys and dolls whenever I would return home from a few weeks of questing.

Sadly, I missed out on the first 10 years of her life. A brutal story of slavery and torture that I care not to revisit at this time but Oh the day I returned after those years of absence, to see this young little lady run up to me and say, "I am your daughter." My eyes welled up with tears of joy. Never had I been so happy.

My wife was so happy with my return that she gave me a present upon my return. (But I fear she may have been upset with me for disappearing, for she decided to give me a rusty necklace). She couldn't have been to angry though. She kept telling me how bad she wanted me (seeing as we had only been together the one time). So with it having been so long and only our 2nd time of lovemaking it seemed to take a bit longer than normal. She seemed to enjoy it.

(The only thing I can't figure out is why it now burns when I pee?)
January 24, 2009 3:29 PM
 

Tom_ketchum said:

Ofcource my family is why i returned to fable 2 time and time again. I actually felt love between the programing and such....... but after have being nagged out of my mind by some deadly annoying british accent (no offence) i decided that my with and kids had had it to G o o d [Good] for too long. without my trusty frying pan to beat me err...... i mean present authourity with i hade to make my revenge sceme more thought out firstly i moved into a small rundown house in bowerstone then after making every piece of furniture the lowest possible i lowerd the spending fees to near nothing. after neglecting my family a while i decide that the best way and most hilarious revenge idea would to get married again... to a man! after seeing my with getr in a fight with a noble male i met in fairfax i decide it was time to end here suffering.

she now lives in the scenic underwater residence of bowerstone

not too E v i l [Evil] was it?
January 24, 2009 4:36 PM
 

mnmn said:

ive had sevral familys they all seem to leave me haha
guess i just aint a very G o o d [Good] husband
January 24, 2009 4:45 PM
 

GettyGetz said:

My Family is the Dog, a daughter, which has been nine for a very long time, and of course my wife, Lady Grey.  That's right you are not reading wrong, I did in fact marry Lady Grey!  We live in a very nice home in Bowerstone Cemetery.  I stop by often with gifts and the occasional sleepover.  Which keeps them happy!!
January 24, 2009 5:03 PM
 

DJSeth227 said:

My family in Fable 2 is great my little girl is glitchy but my wife is nice shes the omen from the quest where the ghost in the begining my dog has turned into  golden retriver i put 750 daily money and have a 5 star house for them
January 24, 2009 5:13 PM
 

zingo777 said:

all the codes are used
January 24, 2009 5:36 PM
 

sinknorad said:

ahh my family where do i start they are all dead all 4 of my wives lived in oak field before disappeared exploring the temple of shadows with me with two of my children living with the nice ppl at social services i decided to send another one to join them by gunning down my wife in front of them. and my final wife died at hands of Lucian.
PS when i say they lived in Oak field i mean they where all neighbours and they never found out.
January 24, 2009 6:16 PM
 

sinknorad said:

ahh my family where do i start they are all dead all 4 of my wives lived in oak field before disappeared exploring the temple of shadows with me with two of my children living with the nice ppl at social services i decided to send another one to join them by gunning down my wife in front of them. and my final wife died at hands of Lucian.
PS when i say they lived in Oak field i mean they where all neighbours and they never found out.
January 24, 2009 6:16 PM
 

Venelder said:

I had a few wives, they all went on fun "dates" to the shadowtemple, one got to meet another, that was fun, then I shot them before they could leave... and I had a baby with one... just before taking her on a "date".
January 24, 2009 6:52 PM
 

Shade_Tail said:

My family: After getting incredibly drunk in The Cow & Corset, I met up with a nearby barmaid.
When I eventually became sober, I proposed to her, and we got married.
After the marriage ceremony, we decided to have a baby. It was a beautiful boy.
Not long after the birth of our child, I was called away to the spire, where I spent the next 10 years of my life.
I returned home, expecting my wife to be with another, but she was loyal to me and stayed in Bowerstone, waiting for my return.
Unfortunately, a month after returning, the peaceful Bowerstone was raided by bandits. Rage consumed me as I watched my family die by their hands.
And now I sit here... A lonely hero.
January 24, 2009 7:18 PM
 

ManilaExpress said:

I sacrfice my family at the end
January 24, 2009 9:42 PM
 

shermzx said:

i've got 2 kids who always wants presents..
i gave masterlong sowrd to them(:
They used to stay at Bowerstone..
then i moved them to Homestead
before moving them to Brightwood tower
Then back to home stead
and to bowerstone again(:

i've forgotten the house's name but it's the most expensive in the whole of bowerstone market it cost about 30k

I moved them out of Homestead because my "daughter" ,Val said it gave her nightmares..

I moved them to bowerstone due to the fact that it can keep my character's wife happy.
January 25, 2009 12:14 AM
 

shermzx said:

oh yea,i've got a boy named GEORGE lol
January 25, 2009 1:12 AM
 

Argo027 said:

My family.... well, I just recently got Fable 2 in the month of December. I actually just finished my first Fable 2 file a couple of days ago and I picked the very G o o d [Good] ending where the Spire revives all of the people that died during the construction of it. Anyways, before finishing the game, I didn't know that my family was going to die. So, I just thought I would make them happy before I finished off Lucien. I gave my family the best quality of every gift I could get. (The best chocolate, the best flowers) I had already upgraded all of the furniture in our house to "luxury items" instead of the "decorative ones."
January 25, 2009 1:23 AM
 

chro8 said:

I had a family in fable 2.... a nice gypsy lady who moved with me to oakfield, we had two kids a boy and a girl. Welp the happy family had to part ways when i decided to become a pirate  and would be gone all the time plundering and killing and with not wanting to kill her i forced my wife to divorce me Sad [:(]

No it is just me and my doggy.
January 25, 2009 2:54 AM
 

EVILGEOFF said:

I have two families, Lady Grey is my wife but my character could not have a child with her so I also have a gypsy tattooist who is smitten with me and I have squirrelled him and my cute little E v i l [Evil] daughter away in a secret magical house.

I do all I can to keep my secret family happy. Lady Grey is more of a Trophy wife.
January 25, 2009 4:38 AM
 

harky said:

I have a nice family I keep behind the demon door in oakfield, a little boy and some demanding woman who always wants sex!
But I still manage to visit the people in the gypsy camp, where they seem to have a very open attitude towards sex. Three at a time is the record.
My first marriage didnt end well.....took her to brightwood tower and whilst trying to kill bandits cleaved her head off. My poor little girl....haven't seen her since either.
January 25, 2009 5:06 AM
 

Scorpaneoh said:

Its the strangest thing about my family. For some reason (and i have no earthly idea why) but my son is black...Methinks someone may be unfaithful hm... Wheres that sword?
January 25, 2009 5:20 AM
 

Drantzell said:

All the codes are used :/ My hurt fingers :/
January 25, 2009 5:39 AM
 

CaptSeany said:

Ah my family in Fable 2, I married a young Alex, a G o o d [Good] while before the I first left for the Spire, we met in sunny Bowerstone market, and after a rather long, and (some times) difficult courtship, I finally had won the heart of that lovely lady. We moved into a small town house, overlooking the square of Bowerstone, just in front of the clock tower. As our love grew, so soon did our family, having my first young child, a wonderfully active little boy named Chad. Such a happy tyke, always loved to smile at everyone, I was so proud. Then came the day when I had to bid farewell to my wonderful wife, and son, to head off to the Spire to rescue my soon to be commrad (little did I know I would be gone for 10 years!)

As those ten years passed, my love for my wife and son, had never faltered and was always on my mind. Wondering, how my son, with no father had grown up, was he taking care of our dog? Much like I did at his age? And how was my wife? Was she still waiting for me? Or had she found new love.

Upon our escape from the Spire, I returned home to see not only was my dog happily waiting for me, but my family was still there as well, and what more, my young boy, my little Chad, even knew who I was. I was the happiest father, and husband, alive.
January 25, 2009 6:07 AM
 

R5Reject said:

My Wife colette was a lovely lady who like to flirt with me at the bar. now i never did pay much attention to her at first... why i stayed a single stud up until i went to the spire for the first time. looking back there was someone who stayed with me who talked about his family at the beginning.. after all this time i seem to have forgotten his name.. oh well. as he slowly forgot them i truly felt sorry for the man. if i had a family... i would never forget them is what i would tell myself. when i finally returned to oakfield and colette constant flirting was a comfort greatly needed and i married her in front of that demon door so i could give her the house she would be proud to live in. when our daughter came along i knew that i loved my family more then the world itself. boy did i love getting my revenge for their murder... and i knew when i saw the family choice i knew what to do.. now i spend most of my time buying most of albion, living in a castle with my family.
January 25, 2009 6:58 AM
 

Tirhakah said:

My family at the moment is just Alex, abandoned at the Homestead. I dunno what to do with her really, I only married her to get the quest out of my log and open the Oakfield Door.

My true family was my first husband, slaughtered by Lucien. He was the dock-hand from Bloodstone, the only halfway-decent looking guy in the game (apart from that farmer's son, but he didn't seem interested, unfortunately...) and we had a lovely house in Old Bowerstone. With all the orphans at the beginning of the game I was surprised that we were never able to adopt, though maybe I'll try for kids with Alex...

I'd like to remarry, though there remains the problem of finding the right guy. Any recommendations?
January 25, 2009 7:16 AM
 

fable2isthebest said:

lol download the linchon expansion pack
January 25, 2009 9:11 AM
 

Slyman2k4 said:

The wife is a bit of a mess, but considering I lifted her from Lower bowerstone and she still lives there in the slums, she isn't going to change any time soon. Only recently were we wed and on the same day, after a session of slap and tickle, a small person popped out of nowhere in a cradle. Anne is childish and E v i l [Evil], will make her old man proud some day. I can picture her giggling and smiling as the blood of innocents felled by my blade turn the streets a ruby shade of red. Once existed a second family, one of light and hope, but how could one co-exist with a malicious and E v i l [Evil] "butcher" as the title he was known as. Man-love, is what it was, the monk thought it was true love, but little did he know, I was manipulating him for a greater cause, a sacrifice to the shadows.

Alls well that ends well.

The wife is still a wench though...
January 25, 2009 9:13 AM
 

KENZEDD said:

I have a husband, who was gay, but now I'm a woman and have three kids with him, two boys and a girl. It's a very strange arrangement.
January 25, 2009 10:49 AM
 

Guesar said:

My family in Fable II, well...
In French:
j'aurais pu faire simple, mais comme dans ma vraie famille rien n'est simple... j'ai eu 4 épous(e)s, ma première fut une gypsy comme ma mentor ! Puis, j'ai vite pris une riche marchande bourgeoise Wink [;)] enfin je ne pus laissé cette superbe frankenstein girl à cette imbécile de croque mort, elle devint donc ma troisième femme... pour un temps, elle partie très jalouse en constatant qu'elle n'était pas la seul, la sotte, elle a raté son retour dans son vieux château LOL... finalement la nature repris son droit et je devin femme, je me maria donc avec le plus humble et pauvre : le mendiant du pont de Browertown, nous vivons maintenant dans le château Smily [:)]
PS j'ai trois charmants enfants, 2 garçons et 1 fille : Ham, Stram et Gram

----------------------------------------------

In google English
I could keep things simple, but like my real family nothing is simple ... I had 4 wives, my first was a gypsy as my mentor! Then I quickly made a rich merchant bourgeoisWink [;)] finally I could not let this beautiful girl frankenstein this stupid sketches death, it became my third wife ... for a time, very jealous noting that it was not only the foolish, she missed his return to his old castle ... LOL Nature finally resumed his right woman and I guess I married therefore the most humble and poor beggar on the bridge of Browertown, we now live in the castleSmily [:)]
PS I have three lovely children, 2 boys and 1 girl: Ham, Stram and Gram
January 25, 2009 11:35 AM
 

OrderOfTheTriad said:

Unfortunately I ran into the "missing spouse glitch" when I returned from the spire.  I'm continually told to return to my family, but when I go to Serenity Farm, my spouse is not there.  My kid is, and every time I try to take her somewhere, she never makes it through the demon door.

A question I have regarding the pub games and achievements for Fable II is:  Don't you think it's a violation of the achievement guidelines set by Microsoft to make it impossible to get all 1,000 points for a game you've purchased unless you spend an additional $10 on an arcade game?  My understanding is that every full price game must have 1,000 points that the gamer can earn playing THAT game and each arcade game must have 200 points.  Since it is impossible to earn the full 1,000 points by playing JUST Fable II, it seems to me like Lionhead didn't live up to the terms.  While I didn't like the doll achievement either, that can at least be earned by people who just played Fable II, no additional purchase required.
January 25, 2009 1:24 PM
 

SilverScorpian said:

My family in Fable 2 is quite small. I decided to stay true to my wife and not be with any other woman after getting married. I proposed in front of a demon door which led us to our new residence on serenity farm. There we had one child, a boy.

This family was taken away from me by lord lucien and I would do anything to get them back!
January 25, 2009 1:35 PM
 

Darts said:

My family...where to start, well I intially started out marrying some random poor girl from Oakvale. But on one of my visit I stole something from the Inn, my t.v. volume was low so i didn't hear the warning bells go off in the town. So as I enter my house and begin sharing expression with my wife a couple of guards walk. And of course I have safety mode off, So as I try to sword fight with the guards by wife is struck down and my child taken. After that all my future wives tried to divore me for not paying enough attention to them, some of them even managed to divorce me before i killed them surprisingly. So know I'm on my 12th or 13th wife who happens to be Lady Grey. Whats weird though is that she always runs away from me, so i haven't even had a child with her yet cause I catch her. So now whenever my charcter needs a G o o d [Good] time, I bring him to the streets of Bloodstone where prostitutes are pretty much an infection.
January 25, 2009 4:11 PM
 

ChaoticOrder75 said:

I never was the best husband or father. I started up a family and kinda got distracted with everything and sortof forgot about them. I left and then never looked back.
January 25, 2009 4:30 PM
 

vire222 said:

I married the first woman who didn't come at me with a sex joke. Now we have one daughter, and of course a dog.
January 25, 2009 5:48 PM
 

Altheides said:

I have two families.

The first is with an aristocrat named Margaret. She likes the dance expression but is prude so dislikes most of the fun expressions. The original house was Miracle Manor basically the best house available to me at that time, didn't keep them from complaining however. The second and current house is the Fairfax Mansion. There were 3 but the oldest boy was killed by Hobbs; I could not have him due to a minor bug(2nd wife showing up). The next oldest is a girl who likes the sock expression so massive fun points there. The youngest is a boy.

The second is with Lady Grey at the Cemetery Mansion. Lady Grey likes classy claret, and due to my routine gift giving I had originally thought she had "impaired cognitive abilities" due imperfections in the reanimation process, where as she was actually just drunk. There are 3 kids. Oldest boy likes toy bow. Middle Girl likes mince meat pie. Youngest Girl ... I've forgotten. It's rather funny as I only decided to yield to the Gravekeepers pleas at the last second and was unable to leave the room in time. Man what a load of additional responsibilities.

Man when I have time for Knothole Island I don't know how I'll make it back to see them regularly. I mean an islands got to be far away.

spoilers
/*
Also while I'm trying to get this free code I have an idea for a small DLC. While playing I was actually pretty upset over the current condition of Oakvale and thought that the person responsible deserved death or life imprisonment. I think there should be a quest restoring the city by means of killing those responsible both traitor and the enabling demons. Clearing out monsters, draining the water, paying for reconstruction, and I'm sure Lionhead could come up with some better ideas than myself.
*/

more pubgame codes! I still don't have one and want to get the completest achievement!
January 25, 2009 7:31 PM
 

GerethBR said:

Well.

Which family should I tell you about? Should I tell you about the girl I married as a G o o d [Good] action? Or should I tell about the one I married to make her settle? Should I tell about the beautifful farmer girl?

Perhaps I should tell about the bandit who wrestled her way my heart while I fought my way into the spire, or maybe the gypsy who I grew up with and ultimately married when I first returmed to the camp I grew in.

All of them bore my seed in time and all of my children now grow happy and strong. being a bigamist isn't easy but the blood of heroes shall flow freely once more in Albion.

January 25, 2009 7:53 PM
 

turdsmcpoop said:

I used to work at subway.  They actually call their employees "sandwich artists."

If you stay there for over 90 days you get an official sandwich artist certificate.
January 25, 2009 8:15 PM
 

kingtiger287 said:

wow
January 25, 2009 8:28 PM
 

Argo027 said:

Dear Sam,

If you are still giving free codes by e-mail to people. Please e-mail me a code. "phd76@hotmail.com" or the one associated with my account in this website. Thank you in advance. I know I won't win anything when I complain and whine. So, thank you for just giving randome free codes. I am new to this community so I don't really know what else to say. Sorry if I'm too repetitive.
January 25, 2009 8:56 PM
 

SwishiestB0g said:

Well my family consists of a beautiful brown haired bar-maid... Ah the drinks we've had, my little boy (who seems to have so many black eyes and seems to make sure no one sees the top of his head) always runs around. They cheer me on when I leave for a quest, and cheer me up if I'm sad. I always like to here my boy say "I want to be just like you" cause it makes me feel G o o d [Good].
January 25, 2009 9:36 PM
 

redharlequin said:

I never married until I got to Bloodstone. Who has time for a family when you're off fighting bandits and shards of Spire?

When I finally got out of Wraithmarsh, I saw him by the bar at Bloodstone, or maybe he was walking past a prostitute? I can't remember. I can remember, however, that being the pure and enlightened hero that I am, I found it strange to be attracted to Frank. Not only did I like his name (Frank! Like Frank Spencer!) but I found his dE v i l [Evil]ish scoundrel charm irresistible, as well. I don't know another man that could pull off a shoddy old top hat with a feather in it AND wear an earring. Frank used to love vulgar thrusting- he was so aggressive, so raunchy, so randy... but so debonair! When Max and Sam "sort of accidentally released a pretty nasty banshee" on Bloodstone, my heart stood still and I feared the worst. I valiantly defeated the banshee and searched for Frank. There he was with our baby Erik, (not quite a fun-loving as his daddy, he was a rather serious boy.) happy to see me. Time went on, I provided them with almost 200 gold per day, happy with my little family, staying true to my Frank.

*SPOILERS*
I wept when Lucien revealed that he had killed my family, I wept tears of rage and confusion. How could he not understand? Did Lucien himself not lose his wife and daughter? However, he was stopped short by Reaver's bullet and Theresa offered me three cards- there was no question about which one I chose.

When I returned home to my dog, my husband, my boy, and my daughter Hannah, I had even gained enough gold to buy the Fairfax Castle! They would be so excited! They had never been outside Bloodstone. I went to have a look around the castle, when suddenly bandits attacked! I fought and won, but further into the castle I found a strange potion which turned me into a beautiful blonde... man?

I went to Bloodstone as fast as I could to seek solace for this horrible transmogrification, hearing jeers of "Oy, didn't you used to be a woman?" ring in my ears. In that moment, I saw Frank's heart turn cold. He left me, and my children were torn from me as well. *END SPOILERS*

So I did what any sensible hero does. I moved on and married a Hooker named Damo. I like his mole. Someday, we hope to get Reaver in for a crazy threesome, and if all goes well, maybe I can get him to join my harem, too.
January 25, 2009 9:38 PM
 

rabidsquirrelly said:

I had 3 families in fable 2 but a "friend was upset that i was so much more wealthy than him he deleted my save file while i was getting me a soda when i got back to start looking for more legendary weapons i found out what he did so i talked him into letting me join his game (he always forgets to turn safety on so i killed his husband (for some reason he thought a man in what appears to be a$$less chaps was a woman)
January 26, 2009 12:06 AM
 

Daichi678 said:

so this is what you guys are doing instead of fixing the game.....cool beans
the video is funny but better parodies have been done....like the one where a game studio releases an update and breaks their own game oh whoops thats real my bad
January 26, 2009 1:05 AM
 

Trigga_Freak said:

My Family in Fable 2: I am the King of Albion and own Castle Fairfax with my Queen Lady Fairfax and our E v i l [Evil] Daughter who is destined to one day become the E v i l [Evil] Empress of Albion!
January 26, 2009 3:01 AM
 

Cocotteseb said:

I have one family since the beginning of the game (well approximately). I met Angela in OakField just after having spoken with the Abbot. I never left her!
We bought a small house just near the sculptor one's because the landscape is beautiful there especially during summer. We had a daughter just before going to the Spire.
/*Spoiler
After coming back to the Spire, ten years after, I was so happy to discover that my family is still waiting me! And that my daughter could walk.Smily [:)] We spent several days together before searching the new hero.
During this search my daughter became sick : she became like a zombie, but one time when I came back to say hello to Angela and my daughter was alive again !
Finally after "killing" Lord Lucien, I chose Love in order to continue this hapiness and love with the company of my dog too !
We plan to move to another better house but at OakField, it is still beatiful during autumn. I personally one fear : having two wifes at the same time because I made the mistake to give her a ring....
So while she is still happy we will stay here at OakField Smily [:)]
End of Spoiler*/
January 26, 2009 5:17 AM
 

StealthSoul said:

Family: I killed my wife, the end.
January 26, 2009 3:11 PM
 

Chaotic_ONE said:

Well lets see...on my G o o d [Good]/pure male character(1st character) I have a Family in Bowerstone market.  A wife, a lil girl, and a lil boy.  I had this game since launch and bought the legenday edition(with my shiny dvd of the video diaries that everyone else can download free and my exclusive Master Cheif Armor that isnt so exclusive anymore) and my son has suffered from the bug that makes your children act as if they are half braindead but only to me and he does not respond to the world around him.  So as you can imagine my daughter is my favorite lol.  For a little while I could still give my son gifts which was the only thing I could do to keep him happy but then he would just stands on the dock with a glazed over distant look in his eye and react to absolutely nothing.  He is officially the village idiot and the boy hasnt even hit adolescence yet.  My wife is awesome.  I seemed to pick a G o o d [Good] once because she gives me alot of the better potions that add to you str mag skil and exp.  The daughter is of course my lil angel...daddy's lil girl lol.  So before I made my last save...and I hadnt played in awhile since then due to the fustration the many bugs had had on my play experience...I found out that my son had been kidnapped by hobs.  Despite my G o o d [Good] and pure way of things I considered leaving him there and starting fresh on a another son to carry on the name.  I dont want to abbandon my him because I spent alot of social time with him when it yeilded results and I gave him the best items I could.  What to do?

Now my E v i l [Evil]/pure Female character (2nd Character) on the other had has been through alot of husbands who had met an untimely death by electricution mainly or by the occasional impaling through the crotch on the sacrificial altar.  There were children...many children...that were confiscated by the child protective services and she had never heard from them again.  I like to think Im putting children back in the many places that I am taking people away for the cult.  So not much in the way of family for this character OR  a lil family everywhere Smily [:)].

Now I will voice my opinion and request and hope that it doesnt fall on deaf ears. I am requesting some free DLC for the Knothole Island Expansion.  Personally I like this game.  There are aspects about it that I dont like but thats not the point of my argument.  The point is that I paid for Exclusive content that was not exclusive.  I was under the impression that I was getting content that was exclusive to the "Making Of" disc that came with the legendary edition that also was not exclusive.  My game experience has been very bumpy and borderline ruined due to the various bugs and glitches that came with my copy of the game.  The bottom line is that I bought something that was advertised as exclusive but was later given away for free and I dont feel that that it is fair(nor should it be legal).  I think that as a measure to make amends, Lionhead (Sam) should give me and any others that were duped similarly Free DLC for Knothole Island.  Not that I expect it will hapenn but it would be much appreciated and would make me feel better about my many purchases from Lionhead.  

Thanks Sam

Heres to wishful thinking!!!
January 26, 2009 3:55 PM
 

Chaotic_ONE said:

Ya know after reading a bunch of these stories im starting to think there is some powerlines over Bowerstone.  Because the more I read these stories the more I see about invisible wives and children that develop Downs syndrom.  Very Sad.  Sad [:(]
January 26, 2009 4:52 PM
 

buttermore21 said:

Getting all the acheivements really made me mad with this game so I am willing to help people get acheivements.  My gamertag is OUGtr8pt.  
January 27, 2009 6:15 PM
 

fatboyjam said:

Hey Sam, did you already award the Knothole Island DLC codes?  I'm crossing my fingers for random winners since, after reading through these posts, I think you need to hire some of these people for writing the next episode of Fable content...great, creative writing!
January 27, 2009 8:35 PM
 

Arcticfox400 said:

My wives bore me so every once in a while i'll get drunk and "accidentally" shoot her in the head, it happens alot, i've had a lot of wives. and like seven kids. i guess they are all with foster families now cuz i don't get to see them anymore.  
January 28, 2009 1:40 AM
 

Megus17 said:

i'm ready to snag one of those codes as soon as they're posted today
January 30, 2009 2:22 PM
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