Community Call Insult the Hero

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bj0ern — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:54:05 GMT

"Stinkypants"

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DeadJoshWalking — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:09:53 GMT

Gitwod
Titwod
Arsewod
Teenager
Arsenal Fan
Skankmuncher
Chavmuncher
Gitmuncher
Titmuncher (might be useful for a different behaviour definition)
***...no wait

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IronChief — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:21:54 GMT

"oi, bumchops!"

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Portarock — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:32:23 GMT

I know it's cliche but how about Jack Thompson.

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ProfYaffel — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:37:31 GMT

"Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!"

Or...

Bottomburp...

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SpunkeeMonk — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:49:36 GMT

Cerberus

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butlerm — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:51:13 GMT

Prof's is , especially if we're around french pplxz loolxzzzz

Arsebandit
Wank stain
daddy's little squirt
Ugly somma-ma ***
I'd usually be on the ball right about now but I had a late night, don't worry I'll post some more insults laters

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LuciferJM — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:51:52 GMT

"Angel of red herrings" context: "ya'r an Angel of Red herrings y'know..." (to be said near a dock area mb)

" Wetbag" context: "yoooou' Wetbag!"

"Big Girls Blouse" context: "ya' Big Girls Blouse" (light scottish accent)

"Bludsworth of Bludington" context: "Everyone look, its the Bludsworth of bludington - ha ha"

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Kronologic — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:55:51 GMT

circle-jerker
traffic warden
scum sucker
Judas
... Actually I quite like arseface tbh.

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Aliastris — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:55:56 GMT

Toadstool!
Jerkguts
'It's him/her! Where's the axe?!'
Ditchhead
Barrelbottom

In response to ProfYaffel: Probably the weirdest was:

'Second-hand electric donkey-bottom biter'.

I wounder how long it'll be before someone gets offended?
Then again, if you're reading this you're probably expecting it.

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peetrus — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:05:18 GMT

Poodildo,
Spacktard,
Carpet-muncher,
***-knocker,
Chicken-Choker,
Jizz-Monkey.

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BayStone — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:14:54 GMT

Something Fabley... hmm... Balvturd? J.O.B? Man, this is pretty difficult. How about the classic "fequinbustud"? Maybe too with voices?

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Ferick — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:23:53 GMT

Licemonger
Pintlepuller
Phlegmpot
Crotch-fungus
Sputum-churn
Itchfiend
Wissdrinker

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jawnsixteen — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:34:26 GMT

i use these two all the time and a lot of people get a kick out of it:

Basketknocker - It doesn't seem so bad, but say it outloud and you'll see how fun it is to say and how mean it sounds lol.

Jerk - I love this one, it's just very simple but with the right emphasis it sounds great

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Zabka — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:04:12 GMT

Dogbride
Fishface
Mansquito

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GARAGEFLOWER — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:08:29 GMT

These should all be pre-fixed with 'You great/big/ugly... etc'

Steaming Hobbeturd
Weeping sore
Festering carbuncle
Hairy wart
Gangrenous wound
Hairy turd
Snot gobbler
Vomit monger
Feckless tool
Finger sniffer
*** Picker
*** fruit
Pox peddler
Rancid stool

That should do it, I could go on all day.

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toddquest — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:11:39 GMT

I think that you should start off with the title Scum or Street Scum.

Hobbe's ***
Troll Vomit
Wanker
Balverine tic/lice/flea

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deco1020 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:16:12 GMT

You are the septic stain on the cosmic fabric of the universe!!

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thechapel — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:20:52 GMT

Meatbag
Yank
Yonker
Pariah
Noob
***
Whore
Teabagger

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Sir Voor — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:35:17 GMT

"Scumface" was my first thought, but that more comical and is calling you ugly then I think your looking.

Instead of just one fit all title I’m thinking have it base on who you are, so a hated king would be a “tyrant” and a hated landlord would be a “slumlord”. Sometimes you would be called thief, bully or murder depending on why you’re hated.

And to add some emotion you could add “heartless” in front of it.

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Crosbie — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:50:35 GMT

Gusset rash

Scumsucker

Bogsniffer

Quilt

Pigswill

Vermin Fink

Hamster Bandit

Dero's Weesmeller

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DeadJoshWalking — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:01:58 GMT

Phallusface

deficationRepository (one for the villagers with 'word for the day' calendars)

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lazyguitarist — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:02:54 GMT

How about 'knobcheese'?

Or is that a bit too much?

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teeps — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:06:06 GMT

*** Nose

Butt Nugget

Twitter Shaft

Smeg Head

Tosser

Psycho Pleb

Grozface

Turtle Head

Smelly Bum

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teeps — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:09:28 GMT

oops seems butting the words boll and ock togetherwas a little too harsh...how about Bullock Nose instead then

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Graham_Bark — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:14:27 GMT

Groin Crab
Cheesy Feet
Wrinkly Anus

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Abooie — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:21:37 GMT

Flange face
Stinknuts
Minge Chops
Masterbaker
Meat Plopsicle
Big Fecker

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JethroVegas — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:23:36 GMT

How 'bout "Pissant"?

Look now lads, here comes Pissant!

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petebrolly — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:31:43 GMT

"Bath Dodger"

"you have a face like a chewed toffee"

"Pish Mayor"

"Stink Merchant"

"Bladder Bloater"

"Wart Fiend"

"Wart Monger"

"Wart Licker"

"Fart Eater"

"Fart Merchant"

"Fart Flinger"

"Crotch Mangler"

"Toe Licker"

"Frog Lover"

"Hag Lover"

"Wench Wrangler"

"Barnacle Blower"

"Puke Puppet"

"Tombstone Teeth"

"Ragged Rotten Rogue Wrangler"

"Flaming Eedjit"

"Major of Smelltown"

"Major of Wartsville"

"Major of Lonersville"

"Canine Canoodler"

"Dog Sniffer"

"Dog Tickler"

"Dog Diddler"

"Puppy Licker"

"Puppy Puker"

"Puppy Lover"

"Fido Fiddler"

"Loner Mc Lonelyton"

"Stinker Mc Nevertakesabath"

"Pee Swimmer"

"Smelly Mc Hairybum"

"You smell like 4 wet dogs"

"Puke Pisser"

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Calios1 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:34:49 GMT

Git.
Badger-buggerer.
Nob Stick.

He's got a face like a pair of tits.

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sablekeech — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:37:47 GMT

I always quite liked...

'Son of a motherless goat!'

.. said in a sort of slightly middle eastern accent.

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azaizel — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:44:18 GMT

krej its jerk backwards i saw it in goosbumps movie. lol. or scrud. or how bout cantankerous arseface its a new spin on a one. or what about you foul bottom feeder. or maybe you vile rotten poo face.

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dajmin — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:45:05 GMT

Ass-hat.
As in 'having the properties of one with an ass for a head'. It's my favourite insult at the moment

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Abooie — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:45:54 GMT

Prince eejit

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sablekeech — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:47:10 GMT

Also like..

'Gash monkey'
'flange flaps'
'Deputy pleebus'
'Twch dyn' (Welsh for a*****le)
'spooge face'
'King of rim'

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doobiwan — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:48:14 GMT

My 2c

How about just:
"Git", "Rotter" or "Nob"

I like Git so if you need an adjective, something like:
"Vile Git"

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azaizel — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:51:58 GMT

also azaizel should be a name for someone in the game cause its the best most coolest name ever. if not thats what i will name my dog. p.s make sure you can name your dog, also the dog should have a title.

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Slaaaaabs — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:55:02 GMT

Courtesy of Armando Iannucci :

Village Branson
Wazzock
Fagchest
Heggyhead
Arseheap
Cocksucking Witch
Manger (pronounced like "hanger"
Five Penny Twammer
Prannock
Furry Tit Cake

http://www.wernhamhogg.co.uk/armando/sounds.html

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NicholasPhillimore — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:14:58 GMT

ProfYaffel why are you taking names from monty python... lionhead could get sued for copywright... bad move...umm leme think... Tapdick?
Anusface
Rectum-licker
faeces muncher
pelvis presley

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NicholasPhillimore — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:15:53 GMT

OH OH I HAVE ANOTHER Faeces Fiend

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Ichiro — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:32:52 GMT

Arsejerker
horse poo face
turd licking weasel
d's *** sucker
senile little rotten ass-gnome
pile of donkey poo
your even a waste of stinky air
crazy little stupid horseshit sucker

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peteski22 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:33:41 GMT

Moronic Dullard.

Pompous scullard.

Obtuse Braggard.

Morose Spitoon.

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DeadJoshWalking — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:50:29 GMT

Scumbag

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RyanMan2006 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:52:22 GMT

Qwer

this word is sweet.

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Darkarium — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:53:34 GMT

Willyhead

Ball baron

Scrotum face

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gxs194 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:53:50 GMT

goat herder

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Deucebot — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:54:18 GMT

Stinkwanker!

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Andy247 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:58:53 GMT

Gaylord - The word is utterly inoffensive but has great connotations.

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XShoeshineX — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:00:33 GMT

booger blaster

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liefr — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:04:41 GMT

stuff all! I like:

"Sheep For Brains"

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WickedWilley — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:06:37 GMT

Puss face
*** breath
Fart mouth
Turd Monkey

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BWQ3A — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:07:39 GMT

"If killin was legal, he'd be dead"

"canker sore kisser"

"shart face"

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dratsablive — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:07:42 GMT

BAKA

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Sir Voor — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:09:24 GMT

Different NPCs should use different hate titles, a priest or princess should call you the same thing as a drunk or sailor.

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Coffee5565 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:11:18 GMT

Ooh... How about "Chair Sniffer" ? lol

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padinr — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:11:38 GMT

"Butt pimple"
"Fart Mist"
"Pea brain"

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donarumo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:12:30 GMT

Monkeyspunk
Squirrelbrain
Stinkbottom
Frogvomit
Peterlimp
Horsespit

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donarumo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:14:16 GMT

Fartknuckle

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donarumo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:15:43 GMT

Dungeater
Quaylesnogger

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clarkie_15 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:15:53 GMT

Nubsauce!
Git!
Weirdo!
Pirate!
Gypsy!
Spiderpig!
Turkey Blaster!
Wise the Bap!

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alex012 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:25:26 GMT

Fartbreath

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halo00to14 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:28:50 GMT

don't forget guys that "scum" in the queens english is the same as "***" here state side.

The current one around the house is:

"You're stupid and your mother dresses you funny!"

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JcOOm — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:30:29 GMT

Prat

manure features

features

a pity

septic

a state

a pathetic excuse of a human joke

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SpasmicPuppy — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:31:03 GMT

Twonk
Mongtard
Thweppo
Smeg Head
Muppet

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stomp224 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:39:25 GMT

The Turd Burgular:
"Hide your stools and lock up your outhouses!"

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Sumgai — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:40:21 GMT

Sobby McEmo Pants

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cknight03 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:40:48 GMT

Curtis Knight:

Deadbeat Dad
Bony ***
Old Dirty ***
D's Reject
Bellowing Buggard
Mother ***!
Sugar Tits
Sorceror Scalleywag
Bumbling Brute
Peeasstraitor
Dog Sniffer
Moranic Molyneux Masher
The Dog Lisperer
Meat Beater
Lake Licker
Robo-Hobo
Assanine Archer
"He who goes rumpa thump thump in the night"
Wimpingly Whimsical Warrior
The Mad Moneyhatter
Doggie Fanboy
The Rumslinger

Will add more as they come to mind.

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WildFire15 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:40:52 GMT

Gitface!
Nobnose!
Jerker!

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DukeyMookie — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:44:24 GMT

Bovine Lover
Dookie Stinker
Mookie Eater
Fart Sniffer
Lollipop Gagger
Eater of his own excrement
Person of nefarious repute
Jester's Servant
Jester's Buttwiper
Chicken Logger (This one is all South Park's fault).
Horse Humper
Trash
Waste of Oxygen
Circus Freak
Salad Tosser

...I'll stop now.

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BakedPigeon — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:47:52 GMT

Scum Buzzard
Fruit Booter!
DingleBerry!
DingleWeed!
Gutter-Crawling Cur!
Halfwit!

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claymoredeath — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:51:36 GMT

pusillanimous canker blossom

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dartendaspartan — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:51:59 GMT

Crotchface!
ManBeast!
CrotchArse!
Crustycock!
Your Mum!
Seatsniffer!
Mr. Umbongo!

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Borkachev — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:52:27 GMT

Nymph-nuzzler
Pooch Puddles
Axebrains
Mutton-watcher
Gitch-smiddler
Balverina
Captain Pantstain

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arcgadion — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:57:58 GMT

Here are some I've been carrying around for a while:

Curdled Bloodfart
Bloodguzzler

Swine Lover
Sheep Licker

Goat Tester
Armpit Diver

Flagrant Defiler
Yermum shouldaswallowed

Maggotbag
Uglysack

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claymoredeath — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:02:05 GMT

Fen-suckled kitten pincher

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nytrospawn — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:02:28 GMT

Thug Muffin
Crank Yanker
Cripply McCrippleton
Stinkmeaner
Funkbutt
Stick Polisher

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Twizlex — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:03:33 GMT

Douche
Douche-bag
Fecktard
King/Queen Smegma (or anything with the word smegma, it really is disgusting)
Cockface
Dickcheese
Manbearpig (funny, but not practical)

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s5casto — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:07:21 GMT

"If I wanna hear your lip, I'll rattle my zipper."
"Failed abortion"
"R-Tard"

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jonathanfincher — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:08:29 GMT

King Douche
Sir Douche the Arsehole
Something with "douche"

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nozz0312 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:10:21 GMT

Ha, this is great. I can't wait for this game...

Here are some ones...

Burger Boy

"You freakin Meat Pocket"

El Douchebag

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HapRish — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:17:31 GMT

Asscake

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StrangeBum — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:19:36 GMT

Woodwhacker!
Yellabelly (if there are piratey citizens)
Azieglmeier (it just sounds funny)
Grinman!
Jimmylegs! (Seinfeld FTW!)
Bum-itcher!
Turd-grabber!
Twatfluid!
Renob! (Boner backwards, for the backwards impaired)
Lolcat!
Kanuk!
Stone-humper!
Piss-licker!
Boobsweat!
Finger-smeller!
Grass-abber!
Scrall-batcher!

....I could go on, but for now....I feel satisfied!

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austintrees — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:20:39 GMT

"Your A Load That Should Have Been Swallowed"
my favorite insult to a stupid person.

"Worlds Smartest Neanderthal"

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jimmynicotine — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:24:05 GMT

gutter trash
bar riff-raff
drunken trash
poop mouth
stinkin' alley waste

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phidjit — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:25:37 GMT

“You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?”

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DitsHavoc — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:28:30 GMT

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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NoiseTankNick — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:29:37 GMT

pig licker

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Dief — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:30:37 GMT

Ponce
Dickweed
Scum Bucket
King Dork
Stenchmonger
Lily-Livered Louse
Spineless Sod
Fathead
Cretin
Fetid Pile of Rotting Garbage
Gut Pile

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dexterlove — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:32:10 GMT

bastich

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Dief — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:33:26 GMT

Freak Show
Bottomdweller

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VixOrien — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:35:19 GMT

Buttknuckle

-Vix

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Vulok — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:36:27 GMT

Limp Soldier
Sad Clown
Talking Mime
Broken Balls
Limp Rooster
Gimpy
Mom's Mistake
Worthless Hero
Silent Elephant
Liquid Ferret
Roaring Peanut
Dirty Rabbit
Hidden Turtle
Lost Ranger
Dum Muck

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AriesDog — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:36:50 GMT

Is that your dog or your lover?
or
B.O.Wulf (Beowulf)

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MCAvenger — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:39:27 GMT

"Go play a Playstation"

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claymoredeath — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:41:21 GMT

Toast-buttering twit
Ramshackle residence of rudeness
Malmsy-gutted pratwit

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Mikaelo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:42:27 GMT

I'd like to second "Big Girls Blouse" as it's clearly the funniest one here.

And add my own favourite "Twunt"

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Erdie — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:42:30 GMT

I think some more conventional insults such as:
Miscreant
Codpiece
Scullion
Scoundrel
Cretin
Bottom feeder
Knave
even Rat.

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DeathSun — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:42:45 GMT

Random ideas:
"I sincerely disapprove with the matter in which you dress!"
"Way to be craptastic."
"I LIKE TO YELL THINGS!"
"I don't find you approachable!"
"You are the suxor!"
"Boooo! Booooo! Booooooooooooooo! Also....you smell!"
"Look everybody! It's an anthropomorphic representation of a shameful body part!"
"Hey, Fatty fatty fat fat!"
"I'd insult you, but you could likely beat the living crap out of me...and I have someplace to be later"
"People person you are not."
"Nice shoes! ....not! *giggles* I'm so cleaver. Or is it clever? Whatever...I'm smarts."

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tplarkin7 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:42:49 GMT

Supercalifragilisticexpialatrocious

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AlphaId — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:43:11 GMT

You son of a motherless goat!

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VelocityLGi — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:43:18 GMT

Blackguard
Mr. Crusty
Gravy Pants. (Ewww.)
Codwalloper

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claymoredeath — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:43:57 GMT

soy-laden meatpie

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TheBattleMage — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:44:13 GMT

Arsehat
tallywhacker

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Terdod — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:44:13 GMT

Shitelover

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Obliteratus — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:45:02 GMT

"Let Death soil your crusty undergarments!"

"You'd have better luck with your right hand!"

"Dont Make me Maim you."

"Skorm was kidding himself when he made you!"

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thwalker_mac — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:45:10 GMT

Personally I loved "flange flaps" above (sablekeech).

My contribution is:

bloody rag

Or if you don't mind potentially sending people to the dictionary:

pus gusset

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SheriffJohnStone — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:48:11 GMT

"Pestilent sack of plague-boils"

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PhantomPlanetIsMissing — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:49:02 GMT

"Well if it isn't ol' Dongs McTinglewick Festerbottom."

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Geoff900 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:50:34 GMT

Here are a few,

Artard
Smeg head
Numb nuts
*** nose

-Geoff-

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Obliteratus — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:51:36 GMT

"Climb aboard the Fail Train and Wave bye to your dignity"

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Protowizard — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:53:55 GMT

Hamtoucher
Pissbrisket

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katix — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:54:04 GMT

*** munch

*** nostrel

amphibous ass frog

*** guzzeling *** jocky

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dfjdejulio — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:55:34 GMT

You are looking for a title to use for someone if almost the entirety of the world despises them deeply?

Have you considered "lawyer"?

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BobStrogg — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:56:12 GMT

Fucknut
Twat
*** for brains ("shitfer" for short)

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Protowizard — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:56:57 GMT

Blisterbrain

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franktheenemy — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:58:11 GMT

Ditch-pig

Hose-pig

Skidmark

Tampon Sucker

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Bladesinger — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:58:29 GMT

Buggerluggs or Pillock =)

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krazypsyco — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:59:26 GMT

Wanker ratchet

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on3arm — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:59:57 GMT

old lady in a biscuit barrel
turd ferguson
wazz pants
poophead
your mom!
food trough water
rump-fed codpiece

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NooflearWeapon — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:01:14 GMT

No talent Nomad

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Bladesinger — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:01:40 GMT

Buggerluggs or Pillock =)

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AnnihilatorNL — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:02:13 GMT

You daft ***!

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WHITEDEVIL2K — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:05:05 GMT

Wanky McWank Stain
Asskitten (i use this alot actually)
Asshat
Drainlicker
Gutterspawn
The Afterbirth

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ChewbaccaJones — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:05:21 GMT

Taintsniffer

Dingleberry

Turdslurper

Lord Putrid the Teabagger (I know...only works for guys)

The Afterbirth

Phlegm Bucket

Snot Rocket

Rabbit Pellet

Pickle Sniffer

Ballon knot

chocolate starfish

Stank Puckerhole

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BoB1313 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:07:55 GMT

Garg-digglling Plumbuckler!
Chicken Kicker!
One whom women (or men) find unattractive!
Insect ridden' noggin' scratchin' for nothing vagabond!
Turtle rider!
Lump back!
Hey look, it's Itchity McCrotch the third!

Yup... I signed up just to do this.... (but I was a fan of fable and have been following fable 2s development... couldn't resist this dark temptation.)

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Dodic — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:09:49 GMT

knob goblin
your sexual preferences are questionable!
your genitalia is concave!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

OverTheHill — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:11:23 GMT

Mole Chaser Trough Scrapper BarnYard Dweller

Leaf Blower Meadow Muffin

Road Apple Picker Horses Tail

Ragger Bloated Pig

Slop Bucket Bell Ringer

Bleeder Candy Maker

High Plains Sniffer Shorts Washer

Cookie Tosser Royal Dung Heap

Balloon Filler Snickerdoole

Toothless Spitoon washer

Mud Hutter Goat chaser

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

mdb311 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:12:11 GMT

Accident

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

ChewbaccaJones — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:12:25 GMT

WHITED2K - "The Afterbirth"

...that is really an odd coincidence. I swear I didn't copy that one from ya...and it is the only place it is used on this page.

weird.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

PICKLEMOUSE — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:13:57 GMT

"Oh look everyone its Captian Mcsuckypants!"
"Anyone smell that? it smells like... EVIIILLL!"
"Go die Mr. Jerkface no one likes you"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

jlivengo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:13:59 GMT

Crumb Muncher
Sasquatch
Mother of a Donkey
Gutterqueen
Dungbeetle
Bingo Dingo
Flatulent Fool
Man-Bear-Pig
Rectal Lover
Nut Cheese
Scrotum Sack

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

zzazazz — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:14:16 GMT

Buttbreath is an oldie but a ie

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Stuknow — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:14:38 GMT

TurdTaster

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PICKLEMOUSE — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:20:06 GMT

"You know what smelly white pasty stuff that you get when you dont wash your groin for a week? I like that more than you!"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Kawlyn — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:21:51 GMT

Asshat

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mike2711 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:25:08 GMT

cook sucker said with a borat accent

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

shmevis — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:25:50 GMT

"anal crevice mold spore"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

hamandegger — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:27:02 GMT

You Riverdancing Shirley Temple impersonator

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

PsychoDantis — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:27:10 GMT

Pizzle
Pleb
Plonker
Moron
Dickeye (Honestly, I don't have a clue)

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

almightyd4ve — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:27:18 GMT

Ball Face
Vagina Balls
Rusty Trumbonist
Fudge Nose
Ball Slice
Testicle Man

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lootsvibe — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:28:50 GMT

"Based on that display, you absolutely, must be hung like a toddler."
"My niece could best you with a butter knife"
"I would like to order the spineless chicken with and extra helping of cowardice, if you please?"
"I'm positive I've seen your face on my *** before?"
"You fight like a milkmaid... and you have hands like cow's tits."
"I find running TOWARDS your foe yeilds fewer insults."
"The way you swing at thin air must be a real hit with the ladies."
"You walk like a cart horse... with rickets."

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Raizer — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:29:10 GMT

Buttmuncher
Cranker
Tallywadaller
Corkstuffer
Quasi licker
*** McBlobicus
Wyken

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Zefx360a — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:29:59 GMT

Toad Licker
Bog Squatter
Knicker Twister
Crud Bucket
Arseface (it's not so old or tired)
Jim
Man-wench
Hobbe Stool
Troll's Loincloth
Smeg Head (Red Dwarf =D)
Butt Nugget
Boot Scraper
Roach King
Worm Features

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GunstarChaos — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:30:13 GMT

Piss Wennie ***
Ass Crack Licker
Bowlegged Coachroach

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

BoneDaddy831 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:30:48 GMT

I've always been a fan of the classic "nonce."

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Dief — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:34:15 GMT

Trough Gargler
Ratfilth
Snakespawn

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

hoolak — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:35:19 GMT

oh, willybum!

Willynose!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Anetheon — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:35:51 GMT

dirty Shetbag

lil betch

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Boodles — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:36:54 GMT

I'm going to go with...
"Pettifogger" or
"Dreck".

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

keakster — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:37:38 GMT

-shitty idiot

-chuck norris is coming to kill you

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

hard2say — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:37:42 GMT

1. I've seen better heads on nickle Ale (beer)!!

2. You resemble a prostitute that just got beat up by a fat guy with sores on his face!!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Silent86 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:38:26 GMT

i didnt read all comments, so if i repeat insults my bad lol

immoral Ding-Bat
slime spewing Scum-Bag
inbred Nimrod
wastrel Skank
Brown-Noser
***-face
barf breath
candy-ass
urine soaked Fruity
rabid Doofus
four-eyed Ignoramus
imprudent Slug
pecker head
Crack-Head
Jabroni
nazi

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Mugen_the_slaya — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:38:45 GMT

Is Fruit F*cker copyrigthed?

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Gangles — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:40:13 GMT

Tallywhacker!
Walloping Wanker!
Baldersnatch! (Balderdash + Bandersnatch)
Jabberwanker! (Wanker + Jabberwocky, I've got Lewis Carroll on the brain)
Scuttlehumper!
Humperdinck-er!
Terrible Tart!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Willzay — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:42:40 GMT

Woah! What ya doin!?

Its personal but put it ithe game, i'tll make my day, well year.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

fatmangoboom — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:45:13 GMT

Maggot Scum, You are not worthy to even suck the cold dead sweat from a dead donkey's Balls...

I will Fong you till it hurts!!!

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey!!!! No go fetch me some Peanuts!!!

You have the face of a Dead rotting Rhino's Rear !!!

I'd rather Kiss a Pus Faced warted frog then you!!!

If I shaved my dogs butt and taught him to walk backwards he would still look better then you...

Your Breath smells like you have been kissing the back side of a baboon....

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Distraughtllama — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:47:40 GMT

son of a shite,
carpetbagger,
scaliwag,
waste of life,
churlish hedge-pig,
sponge master,
"you have delusions of adequacy,"
"the words you speak only seek out to detract from the sum of all knowledge,"
"your mother should've thrown you away and kept the stork,"
"you were born ignorant and have been losing ground ever since,"
"your ineptitude is only outweighed by your girth,"
"I wave my private parts at your antics, you cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters." - M. Python,
"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words,"
"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? - Don Rickles,"
"Are your parents siblings?"
"As an outsider, what's your opinion on the human race?"
"I'm not sure what your problem is, but I'm sure it's hard to pronounce,"
"You smell as if the dead have all risen and immediatly shat themselves."

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

milewide — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:53:05 GMT

My favourite from Homer S, "outa my way, JERKASS."

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Moco — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:54:04 GMT

As Number 5 said in Short Circuit,

"Your mother was a snowblower!"

hehe always makes me laugh.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Little_Dragon — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:54:44 GMT

Sperm merchant

Turd burglar

George Bush

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PoisonedFly — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:55:53 GMT

Here are my ideas
- "Resident Retard"
- "Village Villian"
- "George Bush" LOL

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

skeeballcore — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:56:38 GMT

horsewallow

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

nrp211 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:59:53 GMT

"Your mother smells of the plague...on FIRE!"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

xiaotjuh — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:59:53 GMT

Biatch

(The) ***

Vadsig

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Gortron — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:59:54 GMT

Combine *** and idiot....

Shitiot.

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Krazer — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:00:51 GMT

Maybe can be Bad...

Bunchopper, Grubknobber, Kettlebiddler, Puffstopple, Spittlemorangisnic, Gabberwakkadodaizie, Wiggityspacleseus, Yawnee, Reppotsboggnitsalreve(*), Selttiks(**), Fruittaffy, Prudentenglesmuffin.

(*)The flavor lasts... forever.
(**)Taste the colors.

Ybumg!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Ainudil — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:00:54 GMT

Well, I'll just leave one suggestion.

"Scab-eater!"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

LimeyGeeza — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:04:25 GMT

DuffyMoo!

or

Plonker!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Akomander — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:05:43 GMT

TreeHumper

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markusdragon — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:05:47 GMT

Cabbage-breath
Stainmaster

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Pbombas — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:06:57 GMT

"Your mom goes to college!"
"You smell like a soiled baby's bottom!"
"Go back to the hole you crawled out from!"
"I noticed your mom and dad had the same parents BEFORE they were married..."
"Tell your mom I left the tip on her dresser!"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

chedabob — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:07:01 GMT

ass marauder
bellend
nobchops

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Silverhawk1515 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:07:39 GMT

Certified Magnificent ***, if that's not too long.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

chaakah — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:07:48 GMT

CockGoblin (wench)
FiveAcross (i'm going to hit you in the face)
FungusToe (someone who moves too slow)

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

BuckWilde420 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:07:50 GMT

Sausagepocket.

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karmillo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:10:38 GMT

Faggot Brains
Wankshaft

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ChewbaccaJones — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:11:27 GMT

JACKASS!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

donknutts — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:13:24 GMT

Titsmuggler

cocksnorkler

crotchbeetle

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dannah — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:14:01 GMT

gobdaw - ignorant, gullible, lazy
Culchie - Derogatory term for a country person as perceived by Dubliners
toerag - A despicable or contemptible person.
Gossoon - Foolhardy individual
Gurrier - Street urchin, lout, thug
Cute Hoor - Term of denigration implying deviousness and lack of scruple
Maggot - Unpleasant or disgusting person, term of contempt
Tosser - Feckless individual
Wanker
Wogger - penis
Act the maggot - Behave in a humorously irrational or annoying manner
BIFFO - Big, Ignorant F**ker From Offaly - this might be too much, especially if you're marketing anything in Offaly. . .

Bowsie / Bowser - Troublesome character, Gurrier, lout

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karmillo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:15:13 GMT

Oh, and Sheep Shagger

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Nikiia — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:15:39 GMT

"Batard Face"
"Fucko"
"Noob"
"Colon Sniffer"
"Twit"
"Sidewinder"
"dingleberry"
"double bagger"
"gimpzoid"
"hung like a tic"
"nobgoblin"
"pantywaist"
"pissant"

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Xidos — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:16:25 GMT

The ever classic:
No talent ass clown.
or for the brits
No talent *** clown.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

arnistotle — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:16:47 GMT

*** lick
*** monger
ass monger
hairy toad
stiff headed giraffe
fartsicle
douche bag
fuckin ***
*** eater
salad tosser
crackhead
loser-face

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

ravenous32 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:17:29 GMT

dillstrap

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

candymanbeast — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:19:47 GMT

candybutt Donkey Dump

cabbage hat humbugmuncher

cabbage patch lemonfeatures

bumfluff Aman Duh

bettyswollocks Peach Cobbler

Snotbox Cid Ran

Urinal Cake ass breath

Const-ance Pation Scrotum Features

Scabbs-a-plenty Demon Ted

Flatulating wench Dweeby Hick

Tuck Slinger R.Sole

Venessa Dementia Rancid Carpet Stain

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

chaderico — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:19:59 GMT

Dimpleweed
reject
Tarnish

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Merf1350 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:20:08 GMT

Twat
Twat Stain
Oozing Twat
Twat Spasm
Spaztic Twat, but I don't think that would fly in Europe.

Yes, I know I sound obsessed, but it is an actually commonly used insult in England.

Sheep Knower (to 'know' someone used to mean having sex with them)
Long Squat Portage (Synonyms for High, Sit, Transit - Ship High in Transit S.H.I.T.)

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

SoyBob — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:20:15 GMT

Call a guy "Tits for features" and a gal "Bits for features"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Thrombo19 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:22:12 GMT

buttholious?

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

LimeyGeeza — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:24:36 GMT

Few more:

'Fart ***'

'Up your Poo Pipe!'

'Trogg'

'Twonk'

'Bung Holer'

'Muppet'

'You Minger'

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

TheBigBird — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:24:42 GMT

ArseClown

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

jonfitt — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:25:54 GMT

Tosspot!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Serraxor — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:26:30 GMT

@$$-spelunker

browncave explorer

booger-binger

S**t-brick

Unitard

Starfish licker

donkeymonger

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mutedia — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:26:37 GMT

dirtlicker
nutface
fartsniffer

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

x7718 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:26:51 GMT

Pompus ***! *** of the walk he is not!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

LewDog — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:28:02 GMT

Turd Nugget
Turd Wrangler
False Hope
*** Clown
Skinny Wiener
Turd Sandwhich
McTurd Stain
Turdy McTurdinstein
Asslo Baggins
AssHat
Turd Bandint

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

VelocityLGi — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:29:09 GMT

Skiddypants McGuffy. (Oh, 'eck. Here comes Skiddypants McGuffy!)
Chunderbucket
Scab Factory
Musty Ox
Groin
Mud Duck (Again, a fart.)

Pimpledick.

"He's a wonderful advert for contraception."

I'm outta ideas. @_@

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

LimeyGeeza — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:29:23 GMT

Wanky Mcwank Stain

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

TLM66 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:29:39 GMT

"You, Sir or Mam, I can't tell, are a Fluttering Pansy-Sandwhich!"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

faaipdeoiad1134 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:32:09 GMT

Bungler~!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

GreyPawn — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:32:47 GMT

Skivvixthropper
Barnsniffer
Treeblerasper
Quendiferous Roil
Snelleptic Quadrangulous Thimblewarbler
Thripvectrical Snarzfetcher

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

BlightedArt — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:32:46 GMT

"You Porcupine Rectum."

^ Not to be coupled with the prefix "bloody". >_>

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

HeyApples — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:33:12 GMT

In his best fake British accent,

"You're quite a doodlestinker now, aren't you."

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Charloo123 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:34:04 GMT

I've gotta third "Big Girl's Blouse"

otherwise nonce is pretty cool
or "yer mom" but that wouldnt really work

Wet blanket is cute ^__^

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Megias — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:34:28 GMT

Well you mest up, best try again
You pansershreik
Tea Bagged
I think you have been deafeated
You are clearly not enough
You have no life, yet still lost!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Serraxor — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:34:43 GMT

Didn't know if douche would fit the theme, but...

Douchesplatter and Doucheslurper also come to mind (O_O)

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

DefiantBurrito — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:35:25 GMT

Hobbehead

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LimeyGeeza — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:36:35 GMT

Ok I can't stop:

'Fart Knocker'

'Prat Features'

'Stinky Bum Poo Face'

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

feyd1130 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:38:32 GMT

Tad Popper
Snark Picker
Wasp Milker
Troll Licker
Fungus Hugger
Pork Lober

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

jazper — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:39:34 GMT

"You disgusting piece of slimey afterbirth"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

SearchX — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:39:45 GMT

River Rat
Cheese Face
Bum Sniffer

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

CkVega — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:39:55 GMT

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"

"Face like a bag of spanners"

"You've won your brains weight in fruit, here's a grape"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Praetorian_GB — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:40:43 GMT

May I suggest a timeless classic from the northern wastes of england from whence I came?

You DIMEBAR!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

WhiskeyMST3K — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:42:48 GMT

I prefer 'Hey, Tasty Cakes!'

(I signed up for the Lionhead community just to say that, by the way. )

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Seiven — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:43:27 GMT

Tosser
Wanker
Douche
Bum kisser
tart
and to quote zero punctuation "fagballs"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

escalinci — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:43:54 GMT

"Those shoes don't match that outfit you know!"
"smegfug"
"You're crap."
"Boil your head"
"Die in a ditch"
"cat fancier"
"What's that on his neck... oh wait, it's his HEAD! Hahaha!|"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

MagicMartyn — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:45:00 GMT

Numpty

Eejit

Twonk

Nyaff

Bampot

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

AmorphousTom — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:45:54 GMT

Tosser.

I've got more, and I'd post them, but frankly I don't think anything else has the euphemistically beautiful Englishness and crudeness of tosser. However the rest of the game is, if being the ultimate doorknob doesn't get you called a 'Tosser', I'll be extremely disappointed.

Though actually: Doorknob.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

MFDoom — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:46:30 GMT

Your Mother And Father Are Brothers!
you jim jam!
guzzlebutt!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Mercury123 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:49:12 GMT

wanker
munter
nincompoop

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

alex012 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:51:13 GMT

DONKEY SCHLONG

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Mekztra — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:51:20 GMT

To add to AmorphousTom's suggestion, I think I'd throw 'Tosspot' out there.

It's a lovely little word. And quite inoffensive while still getting across the disapproval.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

iliveinmilwaukee — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:51:52 GMT

beef knob.

just beef knob.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

yamaz — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:52:05 GMT

I'll give it a shot (I'm not English): Sh[i]tecuddler

Obviously without [ and ]. Hope it really means something

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

sausagefactory — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:53:44 GMT

sausagefactory

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

alex012 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:53:56 GMT

Twazzock

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BlightedArt — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:54:41 GMT

jonfitt said:
Tosspot!

^ I say old bean, you have won my vote.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

jcFIG — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:57:09 GMT

Since this game will be pruchased by kids, what about:

Horse teeth
Milk breath
Dragon breath
Butt Trumpet
Sea-foam drinker
Sausage picker
Stool eater
Stool picker

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

GreaterHarpy — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:58:08 GMT

Pig Shorker?

Ale mulched?

A bad-bad man?

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

MrLiopleurodon — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:00:32 GMT

*** Hat
*** Clown
Window Licker
Mother Lover

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

h0py91 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:13:14 GMT

BUMNUGGET!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

vince_f — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:14:06 GMT

If you're looking for something along the lines of Arseface:

Greasebag
Stinknugget
Boogerbrain / Boogerflicker
Swampswallop

Or if your prefer something like Chicken Chaser:
Pogo Pouncer
Gnat Pincher
Donut Vendor
Biscuit Sniffer ("Hey look it's Biscuit Sniffah! You want to sniff my biscuits?"
Snot Peddler
Phlegm Dangler
Beef Wizard
Bottom Snogger
Plum Guzzler

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

h0py91 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:20:28 GMT

You can tell which people are american here LOL.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

shadowplay107 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:20:43 GMT

"meat bag"

"neophyte"

and the old "scum bag"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

CubanoGnzlz — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:20:53 GMT

***-inator
Rectal-spew
Rectal-discharge
"POS"
tainted pus
pus-y poosay

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

stinkyninjafart — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:22:24 GMT

NUMB-Nutz

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

stinkyninjafart — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:23:28 GMT

pecker-snot

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

heavyness — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:24:10 GMT

Helick

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

IllegalLimit390 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:26:51 GMT

You smell like pee.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

bigwilstyl — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:26:54 GMT

Fagabond
Sword Fodder
Mucous Munch

(or a combination of these)

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

ousbinfarteen — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:27:49 GMT

1. toddler diddler.
2. haktar
3. imbucile
4. slog

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

mkw515 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:29:08 GMT

Rubbish- best in F1 Context- You giant bag O' rubbish
" you scaly cow"
" you wimpering old hag"
"Thy venomed dismal-dreaming clack-dish hath a pox-marked gudgeon"
"We'll rip and burn yer Jolly Roger, ye yellow-bellied blowfish... Blast ye!. "
"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style, you tobacco spittin' hick ... er than grits!. "

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

petermolyneuxsmells — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:31:03 GMT

eat poison

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Beard_of_Wisdom — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:34:43 GMT

Gravy Legs

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Ashendark — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:38:00 GMT

Stink monger
Armpit licker
Stain taster
Squirrel lover
Flatulent pig
Fart wafter
Incessant farter
Outhouse cleaner
Pee pee rubber
Is that your child? (talking about the dog)
That dog only follows you around because you smell like bacon.
I don't know if you or your dog smell worse
I bet you love your dog long time
I see your dog wears the pants in the relationship
You have more back hair than your dog
I think pink is more your colour
You kiss your dog with that tongue?

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sp00l — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:38:00 GMT

1. Slapnuts
2. Meatball
3. Twot
4. Ass hat
5. Lumberjack
6. Slappy
7. Tea Bagger
8. Smelly
9. Chump stain
10. Knuckle walker

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bparker333 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:41:44 GMT

Flubbernut
Blubbernut

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nwaringa — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:44:18 GMT

Hog Tosser
Latrine Licker
Toe Sucker
Sac Juggler

Pig Anus Sucker?

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jokeinjester06 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:45:17 GMT

douche bag hahah

or assclown/asshat

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PunkZoli — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:50:53 GMT

cockie
badass

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igaenssley — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:51:35 GMT

Didnt I scrape you off my shoe yesterday?

What has two thumbs and still thinks you're worthless? (NPC points his thumbs at himself) {NPC NAME}, nice to meet you.

(stupid looking NPC): you! you are rubbish! r-u-b-b...b... uh... ish!

Oh! Are you going to get off your high horse and say it to my face?

If you're here, who's running hell?

If you asked me, I'd say that looked like a dead cat on your head.

And who are you supposed to be? King of the dark hairy ugly people?

Did you just fight a goblin armed with an ugly stick and lose?

Where are my pies? Did you eat my pies? You look like it fatty!

You could never sneak up on me, I can smell you from a mile away!

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DJREMIXED — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:51:37 GMT

I did really like chicken chaser! that always made me laff. How about

"The Ds Son"
"The one"
"Source of "
"chickenchaser"

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Maalouf — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:52:39 GMT

Thunderthighs

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Maalouf — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:55:24 GMT

Fannybandit

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Maalouf — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:56:42 GMT

Dimtickle

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TheExplodingCat — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:01:55 GMT

Turkey Breath.

Or perhaps...

Zoo Monkey.

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RockinTroll — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:02:59 GMT

Fannybagger
Poridgebellly
Spudbumper
Rumpleskirt

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ZombiePlatypus — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:03:50 GMT

Hobbe Dropping

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Crisutan — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:04:18 GMT

Fly chaser

Hobbeface

Chicken

Hobbepickle

Strong-as-a-hobbe

One-who-should-wear-a-mask

Nosepicker

Manboobs

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Nilraban — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:07:56 GMT

Knob Jockey
Tool
Goose
Sprog
Tallywacker tackler
Git
Gimboid
Smeg head

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EvilEmpireUS — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:08:54 GMT

Daft
Boot licker
pratt

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Enigmaticatious — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:13:03 GMT

Knob Jockey

Bum Duck (Backwards reference to a "dumb *uck"

Sword Swallower

Troll Fancier

Goblin's Chaimber Maid

Troglodyte

Turd Burger

Prune Face

Dutch Oven

Long Drop

Snot Hoarder

Ooze Gobbler

Gob Hobbler

Imp Humper

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gaming_bum — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:14:30 GMT

*** Gobbler

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petermolyneuxsmells — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:17:27 GMT

There are no words to express how I feel about you. I constantly search for the words, and they all seem less than I truly feel. You are my life, my heart, and my soul. You are my best friend. You are my one true love. I still remember the day we first met. I knew that you were the one I was meant to be with forever. As the years went by and we drifted apart, I still held onto the memory of you. I thought of you every day, and dreamed of you each night. Just when I thought you had forgotten me, you would call and make all my dreams seem real. The sound of your voice on the line, was the sweetest sound I would ever find. Then one day you gave me a call, and told me I might have a chance to rectify it all. My heart was beating hard within my chest. My hand was shaking and I could barely breathe. Then you came out to see me and I knew it was meant to be. Those were the sweetest days, of memories of the past. It went so quickly, I wanted it to last. The day you left, I wanted to die. You called me again, your voice on the line. I had to be near you, lying on your chest. I need to show you, that you were the best. So I made the decision to tell you how I feel. When you said you felt the same, I felt it was a dream. I packed up my stuff and altered my life. I never looked back, now you will make me your wife. I am on a cloud, living in a dream, and a few days from now, it will really feel real. I wrote this letter for you to keep, and when you need a reminder of how I feel. I've said it before and I'll say it again, words cannot express how you make me feel. I make this promise to you my dear, to love you the way that you love me. I now look to the future and forget the past, your life is mine and we will make it last. I love you more today than I did yesterday, and I'll love you more tomorrow than I do today. With all my heart I am forever yours.

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xkingADROCKx — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:18:15 GMT

Nutsack
Asshat
Fecal Matter
dooche Bag
noob
idiot
fool
clown
Nobby-no-mates
Stinkmaster
Sordid Grief hole
ass face
Duck egg
scag
sack of crap
Bum
loser
Pauper
brown eye
president Bush
small meat
meat and two veg
tiny ***
insane person

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tromboneshinobi — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:18:37 GMT

You sack of Mayonnaise!

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horatioHornblower — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:20:15 GMT

"SheepPounder"

"MooseRemover"

"Stump Humper"

"Martha Stewart"

"peter molyneux"

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GroggySwagger — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:21:46 GMT

"Ne'r do well scallywag"

No need to search further, this is the one. You are welcome.

-Captain Groggy Swagger

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TrippyTheRound — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:27:01 GMT

Rat ***!

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Visarett — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:28:43 GMT

"Cockmonger!"

"Shinglefoot!"

"***-knuckle."

"Crotch-scab."

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bob101910 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:30:32 GMT

"Your a Chicken Licker!"

"You smell like a duck!"

People who played farcry for the 360 alot may have heard these terms awhile back from a squeeky guy named bob101910 RFP - me

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Life6 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:31:56 GMT

Insignificant Nincompoop

Zany Buffoon

Turd Tugger

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CaBBtheMaGGoT — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:32:17 GMT

donkey porker

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yepimadork — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:32:59 GMT

top five insults

5.*** guzzling gutter ***
4.crotch goblin
3.***
2.puss suckin twat
1.french

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Shrty55 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:33:08 GMT

I know this one doesnt mean much to anyone...but it has become a common insult in my so called village that if you are ugly you announce that..."your face is untied"

Or.
"Eww its the Stinch of Gillywarts toejam"
"Oh if your mum was around to see you now"
"00100010 01000001 01110010 01110011 01100101 01100110 01100001 01100011 01100101 00100010"-Arseface in binary...idk how you would work that in but im sure many true gamerz would appreciate this.
"He he he(laughing menacingly) its the ole' whiskey-mouthed nipplepirate"
"Boo you wart-limbed arseteaser"

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Hendrix27 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:33:07 GMT

Chunder Monkey

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Avernale — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:35:51 GMT

I'm not sure what'd fly in the UK, but here goes...

Dragon Douche
Dragon Wanker
Dragon Shagger
Dragon Droppings
Dragon Tease
Dragon Spooge
Dragon Humper
Centaur Humper
Harpy Humper
Harpy Muncher
Griffin Humper
Dwarf Humper
Fairy Humper
Lube Fairy (stole this one from the webcomic "Strange Candy."
Pedotaur
Tightly-bound bundle of sticks

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MTOPP — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:36:24 GMT

Toss bag
Rug muncher
Bilge pumper
Chum scrubber
Lard licker
Snot gobbler

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Steven8890 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:36:45 GMT

Please add this one!

"You smell homeless"

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Solrac22 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:40:25 GMT

hmmm how about a simple one that any hero or villain would hate to hear?
LOSER

or not sure if this existed in those times , but DUMBASS or SCUM BAG comes to mind XD

in my opinion simple ones that anyone of any age (except dumbass not sure if kids should be able to say that) can be very dramatic on a hero , like failure "look children , here comes the FAILURE" or one little kids could call him "SCAREDYCAT"
the REJECT if one of the people he is suppossed to be accompanied by, denies to go with him/her "hide your children here comes the DESTROYER" , that one would be clear enougth to know that he is and could mean he destroyed a place or someone , etc. , but i guess it wouldnt be an inssue , an mostly a way to be afraid >_<

or how abot THE HEARTLESS , or THE HEARLESS ONE

a comment could be , when someone is nearby , "is it me or does something , or someone smells rotten in here?"
THE ONE IS COMING

well could try t think of more , but dont wanna take more space , thanks for letting us contribute into the making of the game =D

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rosecruix — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:40:38 GMT

Here comes the Nub Basher..where your nub stick..nOOB (sorry prof for stealing your nub stick)

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spiderman20 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:41:12 GMT

Grits Kisser

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Uhyve — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:41:42 GMT

Smeghead
Douche

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GraphSulm — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:41:48 GMT

My Two Cents

"Grubscrubber"
"Blubberin' Ninny"

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LaughingTarget — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:44:18 GMT

You're a card-carrying member of the stupid club.
Did someone vomit on your face? Oh, you were just born that way.
Whew, I smell stinky feet.

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petermolyneuxsmells — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:44:34 GMT

your momma is so fat she had to go on a diet

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GreenAches — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:46:06 GMT

Turd Blossom

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LaughingTarget — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:49:49 GMT

Go fornicate with thineself and shuffle off thy mortal coil.

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alfpogs — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:51:56 GMT

Condomtop
Scrotum weasel
Fescues face
Vomit muncher
Fart goblin
Crotch mongrel
Colic breath

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funky_chickin — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:53:33 GMT

Gitstack!

thats all...

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MASTERTOOL — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:56:12 GMT

When u where born ur mother thought you were her kidney.
Xcrementulos.
Douchebag.
Assmeller.

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TheUnshaven — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:57:34 GMT

Chutney-ferret.

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petermolyneuxsmells — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:01:09 GMT

you are a bad kisser

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Tietsu — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:01:41 GMT

Wow...I've spent fifteen minutes reading through all of these insults and I'm nearly certain that must all of them that can be written down here, in fact are. The only way to have a shot at this is to string random letters together...

1. Jizzking
2. Tittysprinkle
3. Deorcynn (Old English for beast)
4. Crumpet
5. GINGER!
6. Winebibber (found it in the bible)
7. Bridget
8. Sheep-Fucker (or any farm animal variation there of)
9. Blubbery Twat
10. Limp ***

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seamuslfc — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:02:29 GMT

nob goblin
arsemonger

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Revoc37 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:08:41 GMT

Basomite - half *** half sodomite.

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The_Boo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:13:52 GMT

Cockmeat
Dickmeat
McRaunchy
Horse bagger
Paddyface
Man milker
Dingle tingle
Plop monster

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petermolyneuxsmells — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:15:05 GMT

ratatouille

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the7thsaint — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:18:16 GMT

Gutter Snipe

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MrBrooks — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:24:51 GMT

I honestly think that adding a military rank to the beginning of wacky titles does wonders for comic enhancement.

Ass-hat : Very funny

Captain Ass-hat : Twice as .

Crevace Dweller
Admiral Butt Cheese
Corpral Ass Cannon
Etc.

Cheers

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NachoWoo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:25:34 GMT

"An L7 Weiner!"

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NachoWoo — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:26:44 GMT

Bimbo

Mimbo

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Justarock — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:28:31 GMT

Piss Blanket!

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Hendrick_rg — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:29:55 GMT

"Chavizta"

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Nyithra — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:30:36 GMT

God, I can just see people shaking their fist and going, "Ya' Little Vomit!"

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Kiljhadh — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:30:40 GMT

"Smeghead!" (Red Dwarf <3)

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sephiroth1386 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:31:22 GMT

Here's some used at my job.

Poop ***
*** Smoke
Been smoke'n on that meat pipe again?
Sum ***
Butt Sex
Its Gay Friday so its ok.
Its not homo if I say in a hetrosexual way.
Sugar tits
Ass Master
I'll kick you so hard your grand daddy will turn over in his grave.
Frank Smash!!!!
Blow on these bag pipes.
You just got F'd in the A.
*** hot.
We may hate each other, but we hate you more.
We came here for T.W.A.T. (The War Against Terrorism).

Just a few from aircraft maintainers from the USAF in Mountain Home AFB, Idaho.

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seishino — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:32:13 GMT

Regretting this blog yet?

Jerkface
Ugly Curr
Fracker
Mr. Stinky Pants

[dirty animal][vaguely sexual or biological sounding word]

Goatwad
Dogsmarm
Pig Finker

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ifman1 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:34:23 GMT

here are a few...probably not PG

Munger

Felcher

Pussing, Oozing, Festering Vaginal Wart

You're a pube stuck in the back of my throat!

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h4rdc0r3 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:35:09 GMT

dillhole

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jeperson — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:35:42 GMT

ooo soo many....

"genatle drip"
"twat bag"
"nob chops"
"ball sack bandit"
"turd burgler"
"vagina head"
"cheese weed"
"Fugly face"
"hairy ***"
"nob snot"
"*** chops"
"turd crawler"
"ring raider"
"urethraous parasite" <------not that but it made me laugh
"builders tea bag"
*sigh* i can't be bothered putting on any more......

love from brad.

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h4rdc0r3 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:39:42 GMT

****hat

put any dirty word in front of hat and its funny

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jeperson — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:41:00 GMT

craP! i forgot

"pork sword" and
"wank paddle"

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Sam — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:51:52 GMT

@seishino :: heh.... never expected that so many people would enjoy a old rampage of insults.

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Trekkieman — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:54:01 GMT

Alright,

"Sheep toucher"

"Child flogger"

"Saucy pumpkin"

"big blue bozo" <--- eh? eh? yah you like it

"failure of a protagonist"

"skormite" <--- like that god thingy

"literate" <--- guessing most peasants cant read?

"he must be compensating with that sword"

"that arrow is straight but you know what isnt..." <--- hint: it isnt his sexuality

"oi you! with the face!"

"if he's a magician why can't he fix that face?"

"I hear he once touched his dog...."

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chimpwrangler — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:57:09 GMT

Jack Hole - combination of jackass and *** without the dirty word

Imp Sack

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Gummybearkilla — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:00:55 GMT

Bloody ps3 fanboy

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jeperson — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:02:43 GMT

"GET THAT LONG HARD THING AWAY FROM ME!"

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Luminari — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:04:28 GMT

"Leather Cheerio" (or some non copyright "o" I guess)

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siyon — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:05:27 GMT

Hey i talked to your mother the other night, and she said when you were born, the doctors told her that they did everything they could, but you still pulled through

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jeperson — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:05:57 GMT

"what's that thing on your neck for? scaring away people who ar'nt blind?"

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D_Rex — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:06:40 GMT

Turd Knocker
or
Fart Knocker.

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jeperson — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:12:18 GMT

or just your general "OI DIK ED'

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Fromer11 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:13:11 GMT

"Whore Nanny" a bit risque, but it has some heart

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jeperson — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:14:16 GMT

ooh oh oh!!

"self pleasuring spunk trumpet"

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poopy_gnome — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:14:54 GMT

Toe-licker
Dung-sucker
Bung-Goblin
Cork-Sniffer

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ladn3k — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:16:22 GMT

CRUSTY JUGGLER!!!
GYPSY SCUM!!!!
FILTHY BUGGER!!!
YOU FIGHT LIKE A FARMER'S MOTHER!!!
VICIOUS MALICIOUS!!!

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jeperson — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:16:47 GMT

"turd tart".......

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ST6Iceman — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:20:15 GMT

"Yeasty Codpiece"
"Halfwit"
"footlicker"
"ill-breeding maggot pie"

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Phalanx114 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:21:18 GMT

"Podgecocker"

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icekold213 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:24:08 GMT

Jag Off

Jerk wad

Jerk face

Scum bucket

Skorm's jockstrap

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tbeaz — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:24:47 GMT

lion licker

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tbeaz — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:24:50 GMT

lion licker

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Kaijumaster — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:27:49 GMT

This is wonderful since I created a new word today that I wanted to spread across the vernacular. My new word that I will now submit is:

"Nas-tastic" A nastiness so fantastic that it must be shouted from the rooftops and told to all you know.

I was originally using to describe a new fast-food chain I had been recommended too but I would love to see my new word appear in Fable 2.

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AunbisPG — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:28:35 GMT

Listen, you sperm belching tavern wench.

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jeperson — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:33:28 GMT

hahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahaha AunbisPG
"AunbisPG said:
Listen, you sperm belching tavern wench"

ROFL quality...... absolute classic.

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jeperson — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:34:46 GMT

one for a villan "maybe if you didn't bleed so much i'd be able to kill you more quickly!"

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Bigboi1765 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:37:00 GMT

Guttersnipe
Oafwood (Made up)
Bottom-dweller
Apebrain (Made up)
Hardheaded Fool

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strawsy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:38:56 GMT

Poop Stick
Nimrod
Take off the mask its not Halloween anymore
Your mother's a prostitute
Your the scum between my toes
You dirty ***
You ugly, dirty, foul smelling, treacherous douche
You glutinous *** platter
Thou rump smells of rubber and dirt

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gearsofwolf — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:39:04 GMT

poo for brains lol

Jack of Blades, cause he was he most hated person in fable

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baritonenation — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:43:14 GMT

Straggling strumpet
Turded trailneck
Rotting rotten rotter
Doublecrossing mucksnapper
Pig kicking cow chaser
Pennytheiving scumsip
Sneaking ratmarrow
Festering mouldmagnet
Mudslinging matmould
Bucket throwing gutter slime

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gearsofwolf — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:48:03 GMT

pea brain

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strawsy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:48:53 GMT

"Pall thee in the dunnest smoke of Hell"
"Thou tottering earth-vexing baggage"
"Thou odiferous beetle-headed lewdster"
"Thou droning beef-witted coxcomb"
"Thou odiferous milk-livered jolt-head"
"Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes"
"Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side"
"Thou hath not so much brain as ear wax"
"Thou art like the toad, ugly and venomous"
"Show your sheep-biting face, and be hanged an hour"
"I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away"

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sam-o — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:00:43 GMT

deformed gnome baby - funny isnt it?
Dog - simple
Dirty pickle/dirty pickle eater - i dunno it just popped into my head and it sounds funny.
Jack of ugly - referencing Jack of blades

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whoflungpoo — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:04:15 GMT

BOBO /means whatever u want it to mean'

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soulknot — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:06:00 GMT

douche bag

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TrueMode — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:07:03 GMT

OMG its That bubble spunk in town again
Get gone you wet dog
I smell a walking turd close by
WoW shes such a gold digger
Go away you Tosspot peaice of ***
Theres a pile of dog munk right over there
Wat a dumbe Ape
my gosh a donkeys bank end will need to looke Twice at you
tinny winney little runt
get lost your toerag
have mercy on this Shizza houser

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SirBolly — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:07:20 GMT

Dirty Rotten Bug
***
Ugly ***

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HiroNakamura — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:11:28 GMT

Scrotum sweat
Rectum decay
Headfungus
McFungus
Backside burper
Ogre
Chumpstain
Sprout-less Git
Bread-rot

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urtog — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:16:45 GMT

how about an urtog.

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ThePotatoLord — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:17:26 GMT

how about"Piss barrel"?

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OverTheHill — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:20:40 GMT

Goblin Breeder

Troll Hugger

Grape Stomper

Swill Drinker

Daisy Picker

Cow Milker

Duck Herder

Werewolf Mooner

Vampire Biter

Frog Jumper

Winglet

Puke Bucket

Hog Washer

Royal Buffet Porker

Weak Kneed Melon Tosser

Rump Roast

Cow Pie Tosser

Gutter Butter

Huckelberry

Dung Collector

Chicken Plucker

Rabbit Chaser

Weed Puller

Rug Muncher

Salad Tosser

Toe Jam Cheese Maker

Back Hair Waxer

Barrel Roller

Corn Shucker

Bleeping Sheep

Mooooooer

Manure Spreader

Gin Head

Rum Bum

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greenghost5 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:33:49 GMT

pooherder

That's all I can think that doesn't look taken already.

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MagnoliaElectricCo — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:34:18 GMT

Lord British
Canary Catcher
Wooley Shoes
Burlap Rash
Dragon Floss
Cannonball Bum
Oedipus
"Here comes the hero who lies about the cake"
Pirate Shaver

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falkyn — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:44:51 GMT

goat licker
potato lover
your mother spread the bubonic plague by her hideous face
you eat dung
you stupid inbreed

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Davoidio — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:47:50 GMT

Jakamo
Meckler
programmer
Twizzler
Pronnincioation
Spawn of Biology
pizmo
mung
infectious failure
moronic sack of crap
the singled out ugly child
lemon jelly
step-back of society
chubacapra of finances ( I hope I spelled that right)
piligimist of cousins
offspring of beastiality
defensive fart
toilet after "free burrito for trucker" day
chronic crotch sniffer

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greenghost5 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:48:37 GMT

(my g/f wants to have an input) Booty-Stink and Scroat / Little Scroat

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humanite — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:52:34 GMT

bowl of grits

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grifdaddy55 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:52:52 GMT

mungsucker

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Fps_Bruce — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:54:22 GMT

Scallywag
Wanker
Dumbcoffer
Dipshitter
Orphan
Spindleshanks
Tindertwigs
Fartblaster
Chindabin
Plague Spreader
Necro Toucher
Scrub buffer
Crumb Dunket
And of course the most acclaimed: "Anusface"

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humanite — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:57:26 GMT

you nyger there is a meaning to this word o mine so its not what you think. know how a lyger is a lion and a tyger put together well nyger is lyger and a bl**k person put together meaning half breed or bl**k animal Fu**er

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humanite — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:58:03 GMT

oh half breed is as well

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gam3spartan — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:03:11 GMT

how abot...
decka
hyena
"y dont you go kick some chickens"
you lint licker..lol..just kidding thats from a comercial
bloddy hell ur one ugly wanka
(Scottish accent) i can't tell if thats me mums hind quarters or his face..
(Scottish ascent)you look like an orc wrapped in ugly and glazed over with hideous

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ColonelLasers — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:04:44 GMT

"Codpiece"

Simple, yet eloquent.

"Fishwife"

For the ladies.

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petermolyneuxsmells — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:14:35 GMT

beanie baby

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MinkOWar — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:25:27 GMT

Hobbe-snogger!

Or a more derogatory "Hobbe-Gobbler!" though I assume that could be too strong if you read it the right (or wrong?) way.

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DerFreishutz — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:31:08 GMT

Ooooh, you could always use my favorite insult.

"I hope yer firstborn dies of tuberculosis!"

Or "So who burned down YOUR village, you stupid little brat?"

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means — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:35:58 GMT

bum-plunger

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towlie — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:38:25 GMT

butt fairy
butt pirate

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wildhomes — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:41:12 GMT

I like a nod to other franchises, so n'wah would be , especially if you've got people of different cultures insulting your hero. (It's from Morrowind, if anyone doesn't remember.)

But generally? I like The Apologist, Saint George, Chicken Little, and Glass Joe.

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MarkVI — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:50:17 GMT

You dirty cut-throat!
You onion-fested lump of bad milk!
You boiled rat!
You rotten carcass, you are stenched with moldy cheese fit only for rat!
Go back to your cave, or whatever rat cage you risen from in the foul soil!
Take your broken sword, but do not be surprised that it as not as broken as your face!
You smell like bad pig, a really bad pig!
I love to see you walk by, but only when I imagine a cliff at the end of the road
Back to the boiler with ye!
Sheepstench!
Pigsbreath!
Hogshit!
Toadboy!
Wartwillow!
Soggydumplet!(personal favorite)
Mangywaft!
Soursnort!
Beerbeltcher!
Lardfungus!
You vile fertilizer!
Lardface!
Lardass!
Bearded lady!
You moldy, indigestive manifestation of stench!
Fartfungus!
Captain Fart!(of the royal Fart Army)
Peons lackey!
You suck!
If the fattest and smelliest man in the world was wearing underwear right now, I would literally roll them in dog ***, swim them in the sewers, allow the fabric to be eaten by natives, and get a line of hundreds of people to fart right at it, even if all that happened...it would not be as smelly as your face!
Tirdblossom!
Sergeant Fatfart!
Moldy ham, why art thou in the cabinet?
And my all time favorite, "Go roll down a hill!"

Hope that helps Lionhead, if not, I have even more at my disposal

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CaptainApocalypse — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:51:05 GMT

You ready?

"Beefwitted Applejohn"

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wildhomes — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:52:21 GMT

oh, and old cartoons are totally great, so Underdog and El Kabong would be amazing.

and if you happen to have a part of the game where you lead a party of characters on some heroic, twilight mission? I'll glad buy twelve copies of the game to hear you guys refer to said party as Dexys Midnight Runners.

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MarkVI — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:54:50 GMT

Nice one, Apocalypse!^^ That'el leave 'em a stinger!

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Shookems — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:54:53 GMT

Ninnywanker!

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humanite — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:55:17 GMT

dirty dog kicker

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ansibomber — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:56:34 GMT

What, does thou think it be Hallows Eve?

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humanite — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:57:21 GMT

how bout creed that cool
creed mean secret for people who don't know

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humanite — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:58:14 GMT

animal abuse
no one likes that

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The_B — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:20:36 GMT

Buggernuts always makes me smile.

Or Puddycobbler

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Liquidfire089 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:27:23 GMT

assbag, shiteater, son of a whore, Lilly Liver, Palooka,

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Hitchmunk — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:30:55 GMT

Pee-on

After I'm through with you there won't be enough body left for a funeral

"If my dog had your face, I'd shave its but and teach it to walk backwards" From M*A*S*H

Putrescence

Imbecilic Fool

Hope you all enjoyed my insults

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Hitchmunk — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:31:19 GMT

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EvilEebs — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:45:11 GMT

-scrotum-chewing bedwetter

-loincloth chomping Dog

-snot-blowing peesampler

-filthy wanker-spanker

-lavatory shitmilker

-hobb nobmuffin

-lie-spreading turd peddler

-mutant apeface poo-scooper

-gravy-lipped fat-monger

-brown-fingered rectum-inspector

-slimy treehumper

-zit-covered pushole

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masmith89523 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:49:43 GMT

So's your face!

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ElDardo — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:51:24 GMT

"Pilonidal cyst"- you have to get butt stitches for it... hm...

"Butt-stitches"

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mikemqn — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:52:18 GMT

Arsebreath

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mikemqn — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:53:24 GMT

cacker

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mikemqn — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:55:05 GMT

wetdog

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shadow666777 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:57:24 GMT

Blood sucker

Home wrecker

Son of Skorm

Foul-one

Waste-eater

Sorry iff these have been mentioned. Didn't feel like reading that long list.

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mikemqn — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:57:32 GMT

gombeen

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Shimekiri — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:01:33 GMT

"Your mother is a virgin!"

"Why don't you let me stick a wooden spoon up your *** and twist it around?!"

"You're so dumb you'd climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!"

"I'd rather make love to a cow than set eyes on you hero!"

"Hey why don't I stick a pick hammer in your nose so that you don't look so terrible?"

"Oh My God! It's Jack! He's back! Wait a minute... Your that retarded hero. Now I wish it were Jack of Blades at least he'd gouge my eyes out so I never have to see you again."

"Maybe I should be a lesbian..."

*when talking to a man* "Wow! I might be gay but I'm still a sane man!"

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skippers — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:05:04 GMT

completely made up stuff:

flugel-stabber
blathernut
squibblehead
rabble-muncher
cheese-swabber
bum-nubbler

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marmoset — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:06:06 GMT

Mean Head Mean

Stinky McStinkFace

Mooga

Fooey

Frunkis

Excraminty Fresh Breath

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BVrtis — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:12:51 GMT

Dogpile

Sludge Pot

Greasy Weasel

Loathsome Goat

Worm-Lips

Toad Node

Diddle-pit

Lead Head

Stinky Pickle

Scurvy Folk Singer

Swag Belly

Batfoul

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humanite — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:16:05 GMT

damn that last guy was funny i almost died

YOU butt wipe

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Dioxide — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:19:14 GMT

Grocklocker
Shellsniffer
Gringlespat
Dullspark

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humanite — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:25:30 GMT

wounder what you do with your dog at night old man

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accujimmy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:26:48 GMT

I would like to suggest

"Fascist."

It's accurate, gender neutral, and has that flair to it.

Upgrade it to "Fascist Pig"

Downgrade to "Fascist in Training" or something like that

How about: "Nihilist" -- a bit of a ripoff of course

"Stinking Crevace"

"Festering Fissure"

That's enough for tonight. Enjoy.

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BVrtis — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:32:39 GMT

Squirrelly Nut

Pheasant Plucker

KnobGoblin

Lummox

Codpod

Potato Face

Sheep Bitter

Lice Eater

Nog Nose

Stone Dome

Knackergut

Slug -Mug

Funk Feet

Jib Nibbit

Fish Lips

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Chade_Farseer — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:36:38 GMT

I second "Wank Stain"

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chanteng — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:37:51 GMT

mass murder and mayham
im your father
cacaroshe
sthinky fish
cockdingo
microban
jellow face
pan face
dont breake a nail
ill take your blade and kill your son
you miss , i can ran infrount of your hits, maybe that`ll help
ill feed your dog with your bones
ill feed mi dog wit your bones
i got death,come get it
frogliker
your breth smells like a rotten rat

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chanteng — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:47:00 GMT

if you payed for that tattoo go get your money back
nice cut were you got it at,in the eat the dirt city
your so fat i can see my wife
aahh run away he take steroieds

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BVrtis — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:53:06 GMT

Froggy Legs

Pimple Pop

Critic! (Crrrrritic!)

Bottom Feeder

Crass Hopper

Plop Sloper

Lawn Ornament

Dung Beetle (or Beatle)

Clod Sword

Knicker Wetter

Cork Brain

Canker Boar

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EkehMayu — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:13:54 GMT

Butt nugget
Biscuit Tits
Blow me
Mistaken Splurge

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firestorm721 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:23:16 GMT

I do desire we may be better strangers.
Thou art the rudeliest welcome to this world.
More of your conversation would infect my brain.
Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit.
Thou lump of foul deformity!
Thou art like a toad; ugly and venemous.
Thou art unfit for any place but hell.
Thine face is not worth sunburning.
You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.
From the plays of the master of insults William Shakespeare

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Beardedfoo — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:32:55 GMT

Cleavage Face
Palm Fister
Two-Tuner
Beef Broth
Shoe Horn
Gun Drops
Nickel Pants
Sour Dough
Shank Shifter
Tender Palm
Shoe Shifter
Lime Basket
Fruity Pants
Side Order of Beef
Queens Knickers
Assy-Slacks
Butter Trumpet
Stinky Fist
Dime Licker
Buxom Blonde
Assy-Nipples
Sour Cream
Flaming Buttocks
Little Case of Gout
Beaver Belly
Wheat Thins
Milk Toast
Pea Pod
Cow Pie
Cow Bell
Open Wound Sore Surprise
Salt Wounds
Blustery Nipples
Chicken Pot Pie
Lazy Nitz
Bear Claws
Hot Karl’s Jail House Special
Shame Shifter
Palm Tree
Coconut Clanger
Fly Swatter
Holy Hanna
Disco Bondage Head Gear
Sweet Charlie
William Shatner
Shat Happens
Captain Kirk
Giblets and Gravy
Ice Cream Stick
Side Saddler
Rocket Pants
Angry Puddle Jumper
Home Fry
Hot Bacon Grease
Wide Load A Comin’
Pumpkin Pants
Refried Beans
Butt Cleavage

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Slyzer64 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:47:29 GMT

im going too have too do with the one my best friend came up with.....

***hat

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Mailrobot — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:04:50 GMT

How about: "you waste of organic matter!"

It'd be funny something simple too. They should call you, if you are poor a not liked much, they call you hobo

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Colossus610 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:11:40 GMT

Anthropophagist with a prodigious case of coprophilia

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oneeyedlittleman — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:19:08 GMT

K-Nigh-It

Australian Swallow

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oneeyedlittleman — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:20:41 GMT

Lionhead (The Dead Rodent)

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M_Rated — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:29:03 GMT

Goozer

Ignoramus stupendous

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ChADLy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:37:56 GMT

"Shouldn't you be 'bigger'?" (relates to the male's penis and female's breasts)

"You look like a turd I once passed!"

"Dingle berry!"

"My cooking almost smells as bad as you....I bet you taste worse!"

"Wanker!"

"Who dressed you? A bum?"

"Aren't you an ugly little bugger?"

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SPRTN2 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:38:28 GMT

Bell-end!
brownie pounder
dill weed
Twait
muppet
bunghole

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

bataller — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:47:56 GMT

"Wipe yourself with a Salty Steak. A RAW. SALTY. STEAK."

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

jrspartan53 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:09:12 GMT

Hot Carl

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vidgaman — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:40:24 GMT

Bloghead
Pantystain
Buttmuncher
Arsehair
Buttsweat
Menstraldrip
Braindead
Fatpocket
Pusspocket

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Pwnzerfaust — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:46:09 GMT

Is this some sort of way to gauge the maturity and reading comprehension abilities of your audience? If so, it's working phenomenally.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

DarthSleepy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:57:30 GMT

BumRustler

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

MARQUS13 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:17:45 GMT

Herpe-lips

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gearsofwolf — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:34:34 GMT

humanite im not sure what u said in your second comment but it sounded like a really racist insult.
here some insults for f2
Spawn of vermin
Troll face
Balverine fondler
Undead lover (necrophiliac lol)
Gutter spawn
Pauper
Hobb Breath
Midget Minion
Pox face
Plague Merchant

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gearsofwolf — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:38:16 GMT

Pwnzerfaust since this will be an 'M' rated game the insults can't be too rude or witty as many children may not understand them.

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Studdart — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:49:38 GMT

"Knnnniggit!"

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AgentGhost — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:56:47 GMT

*** Gobbler!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Rabidtoaster — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:00:37 GMT

Puddle-***

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

jouge_friz — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:03:52 GMT

Pirateshit!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

trutch — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:04:08 GMT

Got to get some cockney rhyming slang in there.

Hampton Wick = ***

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Reflame — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:05:49 GMT

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

I know what sign you were born under...'Red light district'

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Calios1 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:06:17 GMT

****. Very Saxon.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

xracerNL — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:13:19 GMT

Cockmongler

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nitrojew — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:23:55 GMT

Motley-minded clotpole
Moldwarp
Hedge-pig
Swag-bellied mumble-news
Elf-skinned boar-pig
Beef-witted barnacle
Bung sucker
Turd Burglar
Tax Collector
George W
Pignut

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TheNightbringer — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:25:10 GMT

I like ''guild-wanker'' alot (look it's the guild-wanker!!)

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enjoiskaterguy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:26:43 GMT

" ...bad...I'm the guy with the gun." (bruce campbell quote from Army of Darkness)

"what crawled up your ass and died?"

"don't you just love the smell of idiots in the morning"

(as hero bumps into NPC) NPC says "what the hell....damn douchbag(saying while NPC is walking away). Thinks he hot stuff does he now. Well we'll see about that when I...when uhh....when I uh....ah damn I forgot what I was going to say"

grunts and murmoring sounding like profanity

"so your the main man of the town huh?....well not when I done getting through with you you won't...then you'll be the main woman of the town."

"I see your sword is as big as mine"

"pissface...oh sorry lad, I have a small case of terrets syndrome...***!"

"That ain't a knife....'THIS.. is a knife" (in crocodile dundee format of course)

"bloody wanker"

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punisher1588 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:57:47 GMT

Slopswiller

Guildchump

Chiefdump

Moronquest

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

custerlina — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:23:05 GMT

(Old) Fartsack
Fartbrain
Fartthinker
your thoughts are farts

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

monkeyupatree — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:37:51 GMT

Pooh-Pirate
***-lips
ring-sting-pooh-poker
dangleberry
poop-tumour(look it up, that's how it's really spelled)
underpant-weasel
crotch-goblin

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dreamyboy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:43:29 GMT

Weirdowhacker!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

dreamyboy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:44:12 GMT

Weirdowhacker!

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JoKeR_682 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:47:47 GMT

Oprah lol

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

ubersicko — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:53:22 GMT

I've always liked
Gutter ***

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Scottishero — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:26:05 GMT

Go Suck a *** or simply Suck a ***

Not sure on the profanity levels for Fable 2, but we enjoy using it for Halo 3

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Scottishero — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:27:09 GMT

Go Suck a Fu(k or simply Suck a Fu(k

Not sure on the profanity levels for Fable 2, but we enjoy using it for Halo 3

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Hookie — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:30:34 GMT

Son of a bloody pig
White trash
Son of a raped goat
Donkeylover
roody pooh candy ass
Assfucker
Fuckface
Fuckass
Asslicking mothafucker
Cookiemonster
Smelly cat
Idiot
Coffee junkie
granny panty sniffer

You smell like a raped monkey.
You smell like a goat on crack.
Suck my balls you white trash.
Why don't you just kill yourself before i do it.
If i see your face one more time, i swear to my goat, I WILL kick your dog!
If you don't get out of my face, i will piss on your eyeball.
Don't make me look mean at you.
I feel sorry for your dog.

You make me so sick that i just want to burn your house down and rape your wife. After that i will torture your child and eat him up with a some Dutch cheese. When i am done with him, i will beat your dog up for five days, and on the six day, i will yell at your dog and feed it some poison. The poison will give your dog a long painfull death.

Hey you, fuzzy eyebrow!

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Apocypha — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:36:28 GMT

person- What did ya mum do tuh yeh
throw you in the garbage for a bunch of ballverines to come and rip your body lim from lim, you filthy scum bag.

other person- it wasnt his mum it was his old man that pushed him off a bridge because he thought he was to ugly ta live.

to a chick-you promiscuous staff gagging hussy

ill be back with my friend sean he is ten no not even
he just gots some anger issues

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fabeltje — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:47:56 GMT

he yu Fartpants!
OOooo Hell No!!!
FrogFace
Rotting corps!
Death Man Walkin!!
Speak to the hand the head aint listening!
go back to the shitholl yu came from
Thats one nasty freak!
Am way outoff you league

Fun Fun Fun! now i can kill someone!

sorry for bad spelling XD

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Yngir — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:49:32 GMT

Gutterbreath

Fartypants

Birdbrain

Midget fondler

Slurrysocks

"You have a face even a mother couldn't love"

Namby pamby

Numpty Dumpty

Fartmonger

Crybaby

Cackface

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Svartalf — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:04:47 GMT

Poohead .. but that is almost similar to Arseface ..
Floorcloth
Rabbit Dung
Cow Crap
Gutter Licker
&
God's Mistake

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l1nc — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:09:10 GMT

What about
You doughnut (in a cornish accent)
oi monkey spunk
panty hamster
tosspot

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

BudokaZ — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:19:10 GMT

Medieval Dickweed
Big, Red, Ugly Source of all
Scruffy looking Nerfherder
Needle ***
Lord Chumpinator of Chumpington
Empty Bogroll

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

FrAgPiG — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:24:09 GMT

Spawny-eyed wassack!
Bell-end
sheep-worrier
dogs pizzle
fell out of ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
nob-head
twat
rancid flap
giz-face
ring piece
chicken choker
self abuser
wind blows up your *** and flaps your tongue
tool
poo breath
*** head
tadpole tackle
pig ugly bloated fanny of ill parentage
did picasso design your face
poo conker dangling from my dogs ***
***-fruit

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Tobi_IsAGoodBoy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:28:10 GMT

Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Tobi_IsAGoodBoy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:28:12 GMT

Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

PjbSiwel — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:29:59 GMT

Chav.

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the_vomiting_cavalier — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:30:21 GMT

"Niffkin"

note: I don't have an xbox and I registered here purely to give that to you, so you'd better use it. It sounds even better spoken out loud. Try it.

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programad — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:50:23 GMT

"Dog humper"
"Goat Raper"
"Ring giver"
"Z-hero"
"uglyest creation"
"is that a nose?"
"Holy sheep!"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

MrObese — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:53:48 GMT

*** Slit
BumCheek
Get away Green Zit or i'll squeeze you
Fungus ***
Goat Lover
Donkey ***
Bum Fluff
Rear end fiend

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

poptartious — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:07:55 GMT

PoopSmith
Da'Jenkins
Democrat

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

WiccaMan — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:19:04 GMT

I was once known as Mutton-Lover (for reasons I won't go into) - you're welcome to use that.

How about some olde English insults ...

bung-napper
dunaker
fopdoodle
fustilug
slubberdegullion

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squirrel_enix — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:28:53 GMT

"You sir, are common."

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Raeph — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:44:44 GMT

you're crazier than a ***-house rat
dingus
chingus
isn't that the one with Encephalitis

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Slaaaaabs — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:47:08 GMT

***-breath/chops/beard

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Red Rose — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:48:26 GMT

How about... "Ay Pooey, you ought to take a showa'!"

It sounds like what little children of Fable would say!

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colderclimate — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:49:54 GMT

I agree with anyone who's suggested SmegHead

It's technically an insult but sounds kind of hilarious at the same time. It fits the UK humour perfectly but would also be understood in the US as a funny insult.

DO IT!!! PLEASE!!

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Sheepez — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:08:14 GMT

skallywag
bumbreath
turdburglar
jerk / joik ( with a Brooklyn accent )
quakebuttock ( very period )
fannyface ( excellent on account of the disparity 'twixt English and colonial
interpeations )
oaf
oik
bumbandit

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LiveLife69 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:30:03 GMT

goatkicker

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Danscoulding — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:01:28 GMT

*** chops

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Rikken — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:10:13 GMT

Can't think of any insults at the moment which is a surprise as I am usually insulting everybody at every second.

Wartface.
Pisspants.
Brownshorts.

Weak I know but meh.

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felixmg26 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:13:58 GMT

Witless Wonder

Captain Useless

Filthy McNasty

Latrine

Privvy Propper

Meat Wagon

Maggot King

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L33tfella_H — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:16:46 GMT

Toenail

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bigfick — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:33:45 GMT

Hey turd burglar!
May the fleas of my dog invest your genital region.
You smell of rotten fish.
Tell your mother to shave her face.

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Kamata — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:38:33 GMT

Cripple Toss,
Ginger Fiend.
Goat Feeler

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sambob117 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:01:03 GMT

girly man
ninny
twit

donkey bottom food trough wiper

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paedro — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:14:31 GMT

*** baby
nobby no-mates
fat mess

the first one's probly a bit much but i think its worth a shout anyway

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jamarvelous — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:20:17 GMT

Gluteus Maximus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gluteus_maximus

Sounds Noble, and safe for parents too...?

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JWBURKS — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:24:41 GMT

I thought you could buy the title "Arseface"?

...

"Pig-Lover"
"Teet-Sucker"
"Titty Twister"
"Double-Chinned Hick"
"Anal Leakage"
"Booger Eater"

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SirJuk — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:25:35 GMT

Lice Brain
Venereal Offspring
Tiny crotch

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NUNBERRY — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:30:16 GMT

I'm gutted about Gobshite. However, there is the more socially acceptable :
Gobsheen

Failing that, you can't beat the classics :
Meanybags
Poo Features
Stinky pants (which has already been said - this is a vote in favour)

Or if you want to follow Gobshite down the path of classic irish insults and want one that's not offensive in most english speaking countries (ye pack of sasanach bastards ya!) :
Geebag
Ya big hairy mickey!
etc.

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Jem_x — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:57:21 GMT

dirtbag

turd muncher

Asswipe

bumbag

urchin

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jgibson75 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:12:36 GMT

These are variations on a word a friend of mine taught me. His word is F*cktard.

Our variations are:

Fartard

Shitetard

Craptard

tittard

Meattard

Robotard

Gittard

Nobtard

Jerktard

Arsetard

Freaktard

Stinktard

I also like thes Hobbe related insults:

Hobbelover

Hobbehead

Hobbebrain

Hobbearse

Hobbehat

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Spinwhiz — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:12:41 GMT

Okay...let's see what I have come up with:

Fartblossom
Monkeypits
dirtlicker
donkeyworth
malenips = make nipples are worthless
nopapa = oh...whooz yo daddy!
tacoface (could be a LOT worse)
pudden-head (that is actually from a dictionary under "stupid"
re-re (it means to be retarded...DON"T GET OFFENDED)
gaumlet (gaumless also means stupid, so a person would be a gaumlet)

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VaXXoR — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:14:11 GMT

"Filthy Hobbewasher"

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geerdude — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:19:39 GMT

Harry Peahead
Flaming Lambchops the dragon slayer
Lady Loopyshire
Lady Betty Bottom Burns
Sherman Tank
Pat St. Peter the python master
Nancy Ironfist

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skipitou — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:21:05 GMT

The best insult is...
COUNTRY DUNKIN !
and in French because it's the best language :
PEQUENOT

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Quadroflange — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:21:17 GMT

How about

Bog Ostrich
Fart Sack
Ballbag
Shitface
Smegface
Dicklicker
Rear Admiral
Pissdrinker
Fuckstart
Bibble, as in "...but i can't say anything nice about him, he's a bibble!!"

I like Bibble.

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Elgis — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:55:43 GMT

my Grandma used to call us "Shithooks" kinda funny sounding.

My Entry,

Shithooks

Oh and my Grandma loves Fable 1

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captainbinkman — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:57:52 GMT

I have a few.

DogArse
Dogface
Nuckfut
Amateurarse
UtterArse
MeagerArse
SpareArse
dourArse
fruit
peapants
unpretentiousArse
Zero
Wishy-Washy
Deadpan
Arsepan
panarse
torpidturd
My favorite ones out of my list is NuckFut, deadpan, and Torpidturd those could definitely work for both genders.

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rockhome6 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:03:41 GMT

"Time to get the F out" (F means the fatarse..kinda double meaning)
"gross-butt"

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XTRage — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:10:35 GMT

shupak jedan glupi

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ajers — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:13:24 GMT

Hmm.. this might work

a: Dog-lover

bTalking to the dog) "Is that your ugly pet?" (Pointing on the hero)

c: Mr./Miss. Smelly

d: Pumpkinhead

e: Master Fart

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Small_InsignificantPoo — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:18:39 GMT

I think my name is .

"Small insignificant poo" is the better
"PooArse", "Drug's Consumer", "*** Eater", "Low Intelligence" and "Big Fat Nose" are too.

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hobbelover — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:43:24 GMT

Hobbe Lover
Scrumpy Licker (Remember Issiah's Apple Scrumpy)
Hobbe Licker
Troll Humper

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Martinmas — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:17:56 GMT

A few people have already said it but

Ass-Hat or ***-Hat if you want to keep more a original Fable feel is one I would like to see.

Others that would make me laugh would be

Tater-butt
Darg-head

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Anchorigde — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:26:02 GMT

Yanker
Mamma's Boy
Child Beater
Hater
Baboon
Horse's ***
Mushroom Smeller
Donkey
slob
***-***-in
Carpetbagger
lay about
Childchoker
Dirtlicker

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Ryamatsu — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:30:28 GMT

I'm fond with...

"Butt Scuba!" and "*** Sword!"

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Electrology — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:36:15 GMT

Shitbag
Dickman/Dickgirl
Fuckwit
Bollockbag
Twathead
Pissbag
Pisshead
Pissface
Cockhead
Cockface

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kikox — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:42:15 GMT

stupedassface
invecildork
assjacker
mofeta
wharipary
woundclener

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xracerNL — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:46:28 GMT

Croch Cleaner
Anal dwelling ass jockey
Backporch muppet
Backdoor bandit
Cockjuggling thundercunt
Rectal probed abductee
Mentally retarded assjuggler
German shitting chest fucker
Shaven Orangutan
Floppy donkey *** sucker
Retentive monkey fucker
Pink tutu wearing lemming

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Electrology — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:46:43 GMT

ORRRR
Tit Head
Titwank
Titshit
Imbadick
Mr. Penis

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creatiwerk — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:14:54 GMT

Boll ... Well ... it is a name that sends shivers down ones spine
Crapcrafter
Mousefoot
Zounder - someone who inflicts zounds
Witcher *wink*
Moldwrapper
Fairy Godfather
illbreeder
verrucan
budgie bottom (fast forward)
telemarketer

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drpee — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:16:08 GMT

- moist monkeytoss (An act of animal cruelty... or affection, really.)

- unsavory bonehead

- bushwhacker (ambiguously political, yet totally RPG. Look it up.)

- nutball

- stoolsoftener

- pinprick (not gender neutral, I know)

- bloody nutcracker (British accent required)

- cockeyed bushbeater (a drunk headhunter)

- useless bioshock

- scutmunching asstar (literally, a software algorithm that meanders from node to node, uselessly converting data; ie, most gamers)

- Captain Save-a-gnome

- daddywhampuss

- mealymouthed blibbetlicker (*cough*)

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Troakey — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:23:04 GMT

"I bet your mothers a woman and your dogs' got three legs!"

"oi you, you faced chicken ***...no, that's not right...oi you, you faced *** chicken! ...oh bugger that's not right ether, right I've got it now...oi come back I've not finished!"

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Bambinho — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:32:29 GMT

Poopoo head
Flat pancake
Feathered nubstick

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Troakey — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:34:49 GMT

"and what do you think your looking at?!....oh...er....i was only asking...no not the FACE!!"

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PWalk — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:57:27 GMT

Crizzwazza
Chadonucks
Laminamanumi
Slog
Slogknocker
Binksterini
Antekyfob
Luluhead
Psychonut
Rabbish
Nuzzyfuts
Stashgroomer
Stickyslipper
Oblower
Lintcatcher
Musherfart
Shuckycoocoo
Mubbinknak
Ploondeecab
Pwalkoglob

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mhenlo — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:03:41 GMT

what about: "you rotting piece of pie"? and they say then like" hey look over there it's that rotting piece of pie again..." or "something smells bad here, i think it's that rotten piece of pie who's walking in the streets again..."
or more like:" fellow" then they say" oi , it's that nice fellow again" (it's simple but fun"
this could be too" ratpetter" then they say:" it's that bloody ratpetter again he only has enough money to keep a rat in his carboard home!"
or : hey! your mother is your father and you father is your mother!"
maybe this one too(when you can choose your lenght)"hey you filthy gnome! all day you do is drink whisky and dance with clovers!"

gotta go to bed so no more insults(ore one neutral) given away by me

p.s. maybe this one too" women: hey am i wearing something of you, you: yes actually i stole your dress this morning!"

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Sliv — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:03:41 GMT

Nutcake

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housemdfan — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:03:58 GMT

Peasant!
Plaguebrain

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sgoat — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:29:32 GMT

Spunk Rat
Wank Biscuits
Pissy Pants

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lionbread — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:31:57 GMT

"spongehead leatherpants!" nudge nudge wink wink

"are you a witch? may we burn you?" (sounds familiaR?)

"you..you...you hairless piece of.. urr.. meat.. or something..." (can't moan)

"bork bork bork, you loser!" ( soup!)

"smell this ,you shrubberry!!"

"o look, a turd in shiny armour!"

" O look , a dog and its turd!"

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Ranim — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:39:58 GMT

Some come here to meditate, some come here to masturbate...I come here to scratch my balls and read the writing on the walls.

"Die you daft degenerate"

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manormonster — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:52:01 GMT

Chum Guzzler
Bum Dumpling
Crotch Cobbler
*** Nipple
Piss Gargler
Hole Yodeler
Groin Gourmand
Nipple Drip (or, if you prefer, Nipple Lips)

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nidiskt — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:56:52 GMT

" The Accident"

" Whoopsy pants"

"Mr(s) Jackass"

"Stink-ball"

"Slime-Ball"

"Cheese teeth"

" Foot Scum"

"Disgusting Pig" or just "Pig"

"Turd" or " Turd-Roll"

"Stooge"

"Idiot"

"The Smell"

"Damn"

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LordRamsden — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:01:36 GMT

Twonk
Gruntstain
Chunderhump
Fiddlepopper
Porkscratch
Oafish-Lizard
Fartmonster
Hockenchops
Poobum
Hagwad
Nobfluff
Arsewit
Piss-Midget
Titch-Tackle
Suck'ard
Twoffler
Runket
Goit
Guffler
Grottaninny

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SonixApache — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:05:49 GMT

"Aapo"

"HobbeHead"

And as a Bad title: Jack off Blades

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Mavor — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:06:10 GMT

Haha, I'll give this a shot!

Dill-tard
Weed-Whack'n McKrack'n
Weeny Wuss
Tail Tucker
Water Ape

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CheeseDongle — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:16:53 GMT

Felcher.

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creatiwerk — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:28:25 GMT

*piiiiiip*

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Dylsie — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:31:24 GMT

peanarse
scrotbag
turdtits
bumflap
tool
balverine boob
hobbe face
bum briches
village idiot

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tats — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:31:55 GMT

muppet
bell end
knob breath
*** lips
knobhead
trampstamp
shiteshifter
you jamrag
window licker

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shyndy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:47:55 GMT

meekrob

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thejwac — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:56:50 GMT

Nerfherder

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BlackStaffMcCoy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:02:21 GMT

Shifty-Eyed Newt
Bow-Legged Ferret
Grimy Little Defect
A Right Eyesore of a Human Being
Blistery Pimple of a Man
Rub Stain
Dung Smudge
Gangrinous Wart
Dung-Sack
Sting-Bag
Backwash Bum
Pock-Marked Plague
Weak-Kneed Turd

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jmann234 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:23:23 GMT

Wanka
WankaFace

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nCogNeato — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 00:51:57 GMT

Sir Wanksalot / Madaam Twat
"NOOB!"

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sweetgamer — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:34:33 GMT

Smuggler, Shoplifter, Psyco, War lord, Town crazy, Drug horder, Balverine lord, Reincarnaton of Skorm (male) reincarnatioon of Lady grey (female) Hobbe leader, Bandit king, Two timer (for cheating) Woman/Man/Child/dog beater, Emporer, man 'hore, or just 'hore, Man/ Woman stealer, Dark Prince, (By the way you should have something like this for like character customisation, what to wear and hair cuts cuz i have ideas!)

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nidiskt — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:45:26 GMT

a lot of people are making names that never existed back then so lets go with "Hitler."

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RandomSanghelli998 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:38:39 GMT

poo monkay

hobbe face

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leopoldstotch — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:42:26 GMT

With the voice of a guard:

"Oi! Get out of it ya bloody donkeypuncha!"
horsewanker!
Great ugly rectal bleeding rectal wart!
buttnugget!
Bummugger!

To a kid:

"Were you born looking like that? God, no wonder your mother dumped ya in the streets!"

random:

rumpmaster!
OI! UGLY!
cheese bandit!
tissuestainer!
porkslapper!

and the classic:

stupid git!

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DR_PP — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:39:34 GMT

"Douche Bag"
"Lint Licker"
"Tramp-it"
"DR_PP" thats an insult.
thats all i can think of now.....but i will be back. MUHAHAHAHAHA

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Shisou — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:07 GMT

I'm definitely not reading all of that...
Let's just make a list of all of the prefixes and suffixes. Add as you like!

Pre:
-turd
-scum
-***
-cheese
-bum
-poo
-dung
-pork
-fart
-stink
-slime
-ginger
-etc.

Suf:
-maker
-lord
-kisser
-bandit
-stain
-licker
-roll
-pants
-head
-face
-balls
-etc.

My personal favorite is "Cheese-Roll"... Mmmmm....

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Killimino — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:10:14 GMT

Hobbe Licker

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xCAMOx — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:06:09 GMT

Cotton-headed ninny muggins

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CaptainPiePants — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:21:20 GMT

I had a list of 100 on my computer that I made one time which were all amusing. However a lot were homophobic, so here are the ones that I remember and that can be enjoyed by all.
ball bouncing crotch peasant
Gronk Bot
Swamp Donkey
Bog Rat
*** ***
*** Face
*** *** ***
Poo puncher
*** kicker
Colon Crusader (or colonel) of the anal artillerymen corps
Rump Bumper
Backdoor bandit
turd gurglar
turd burglar
woolie woofta
backside lactater
fanny gobbler
rump rubber
candy caterer
betty bum buster (one that works for ladies only)
*** shagger
phallic face
man who's face was on fire but then put out with a chain
Sphincter face
sally sodomiser

I can't recall anymore at this time, and most i just made up then.

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Lime_Jello24 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:22:05 GMT

Nympho

Cry Baby

Troll Turd

Bed Wetter

Pizza Face

Hobo

Booze Hound

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humanite — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:39:01 GMT

stop eating my garbage or ill put it somewhere you cant get it up your uus

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archiethughes — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:33:04 GMT

Attention Lionhead Studios,

What I have laid before you is the only list of insults that is worth any attention.

For the hero:

Scum

Lowlife

Trash

Bum

Villain

-for-nothing

Heel

Loser

Vermin

Rank

Lowlife

Blackguard

Traitor

Crook

***

Conniving Wretch

Fiend

Demon

Ogre

Criminal

Outlaw

Idiot

Cretin

Moron

For the dog:

Mongrel

Mutt

Stray

Cur

Runt

You're welcome.

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marach — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 09:33:46 GMT

screw you guy

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Kastaflucht — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 09:49:19 GMT

Here is my suggestion: "calf slackness!"

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dilod — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:39:45 GMT

*** Gobbler

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shockjossy — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:51:39 GMT

sucking pig
lightling crow
asssucker
pipoo
crapdropper

enjoy it

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CoburnAlpha — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:26:38 GMT

"You motherswyvering churl"

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LGB — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:31:01 GMT

Hue Jass
twitsnail
gargoylebreath

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furiousmims — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:03:23 GMT

Son of otter

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Chipokmon — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:09:38 GMT

buttface
craphead
son of a chicken-chaser
witch
childeren-chaser
hobbe breath
hobbe friend
thief

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cold_achilles — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 14:01:09 GMT

it would be halarious if the NPC's called you a NOOB!

some others are
-Your an EPIC failure!
-Your FOR THE LOSS!
-You Filthy Beast
-Get Out Of Town Ugly
-Stop Being a Puss
- Stop eating sh1t
- Aim better noob
-EAT MY SH1T!
-MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST SHUT OFF YOUR XBOX
-YOUR RUBBISH

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Mithrond — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 14:22:24 GMT

not sure if someone else has posted this, but here's on u could use for either gender....

Arsewipe. in the context of "Get out of my face Arsewipe".
not too shocking for most ears and i recon that follows along fables tradition of funny names.

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terrysrevenge — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 14:33:42 GMT

i hav a few

2 inch
balvereine porn star
hobbe slave
man boob
Santa's ***
nipple hair

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MaPiMa — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 14:37:56 GMT

Mapima
Kouloshit
Mikado
Thin Jim
Conjò
PodHead Or it is with a T
Stoney
Wasted Wanker
Wanker
Butt Licker
kid wrestler
Maloney
Big Dommey
Backyard Bob
Trash Basher
Fart Maker
Fart Smeller
Skeleton Kid
Pinut
McLovin
*** Face
*** Head
Pinut Pealer
Jew
Sheep Man
Crack Head
Cracka ***
Illbleed
Blacka Sani
Belly Bumper
Ear Wrestler
Fire Farter

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TaraJayne — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:15:31 GMT

Bloody hell Look at you, was Anyone else hurt in the accident?

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KillyManjaro — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:23:28 GMT

______________________________________

a one but dunno if Microsoft will like it:

"You piece of Ring-of-Death" or just "RoD"!

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matneee — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:31:31 GMT

Cyrodill...?

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Themostmighty — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:59:37 GMT

How about Douche Rocket or *** guzzleing thundercunt THese are both fairly innapropriate but hey

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Mikeuk2004 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:20:09 GMT

Why you Mongolian Pinapple head.

I actually use this alot when im trying not to swear

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L33tfella_H — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:31:43 GMT

''Your mom is a squirrel, and your dad is a lumberjack''

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AngryMongoose — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:46:11 GMT

Poor little rich girl/boy
Smeg 'ead
blind idiot
weasel (and other creatures of that sort)
Drunkard
Drunken idiot
Drunken <whatever insult wins, e.g. Arseface>
Farmboy
Urchin (worthless urchin, so on)
Peasant Puncher

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flomyme — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:52:53 GMT

oyster face

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ChromeMud — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:07:04 GMT

I fart in thy general direction.

Get thee gone thou wretched pox-marked maggot-pie!

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AngerOfTheNorth — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:20:20 GMT

Bearing in mind we're looking for daft, relatively clean, of-it's-age, cruel and slightly absurd...

"Oh dear, look at him... His mother was a bit of a butter-fingers wasn't she?!"

"Maybe you'd suit a beard... and a very long fringe"

"Balaclava sir? It's, er, cold this time of year..."

Balvereine-botherer

Cod-lips

"I've got an old cutting board at home that looks just like your face!"

Little twerp

Fatty fatty three plates

Pip-squeak

Mr Puniverse

"He's suck a weakling I'm suprised he can raise a smile let alone that sword..."

Bog-woppit

"Oh dear... I've got some ointment for your face... But not THAT much"

"Floats like a butterfly... Stings like a butterfly"

"Have you been ill recently, is that it?"

"Next time you see those guys - just run away. You're at that"

"At least your dog can play fetch - what use are you?!"

"Look at that flea-bitten bag of bones... The dog looks all right though"

" Tsk, look at 'er... Offal in mutton's clothing" (One for the ladies)

Forest fodder

Worm

"I'm always suspicious of ugly little men walking their dog late at night"

"If he gets any bonier that dog'll eat him if you ask me..."

Village idiot

Yokel

Troat tickler

"I always taught MY children NOT to play in the ugly tree..."

Deedle Nick

"Mummy, is THAT what happens when you pull faces when the wind changes..?"

"He couldn't hit the side of a barn with that bow if he was stood in it..."

"Maybe you should try a lighter weapon, that dagger looks awfully heavy..."

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dawgmeista — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:57:53 GMT

scum bucket

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

DarkKnight21 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:21:07 GMT

Dorkstick
Minge bag
Douche bag
Hippie
Red Neck
Hill Billy

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Jakreaver — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:35:22 GMT

*While pointing at the villagers and counting off his/her fingers*
"I'm going to kill you, you, you, save you for later, sacrifice you, devour your children, kill you, you, AND . . . You."

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

casscade4 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:12:19 GMT

Anything with snuggler at the end because lets face it thats hilarious.

***-snuggler
nob-snuggler
pig-snuggler
so on and so forth

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Chainedfly2002 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:51:38 GMT

Fart Knocker

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GoatofWar — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:57:53 GMT

egotistical wanker
maggot eating cretin
son of a hobbe/balverine

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Lost00 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:30:56 GMT

Beezy
i eat babies?

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Undead---God — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:06:19 GMT

How about... prof! Would make grown men cry.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Dograzor — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:19:33 GMT

Hmmm i would say...

Social Arsewipe... I like the word social outcast so this is a worse version...

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

locater16 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:33:41 GMT

Git
Codger
Wanker
Melodramatic snot nosed pervert
you low down arsefaced puerile for nothing codswalloped shirtless insipid ***
whig
torrey
conservative
liberal
blowhard
aretard

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stormtrooper2227 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 22:16:36 GMT

liberal hippy douche

ass-hat

Or a mum joke!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

KennyDoyle — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 22:31:35 GMT

(Words inside the - mean more louder/shouting dialog)

"Muppet!"
"Your life isn't worth living!"
"Failure ... Utter Failure!"
"I would be ashamed if I gave birth to -you-!" (woman only speech?)
"Bloody Buggar.."
"Go bury youself. Now."
"Crazy Maniac."
"You set a bad example for our children!"
"Hero... -hero-?! What a joke!"
"Stay away from me you sick, vile, -- excuse for a human being!"
"Don't even look at me you slime bucket!"
"My cousin is a great and powerful hero.. Yeah, he will soon make quick work of you!"
"Get out of our lives!"
"Not. Worth. It."
"Albion and the rest of the world would be better without you!"

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ikilledbambi — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 22:35:27 GMT

sandgoose chaser

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ikilledbambi — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 22:37:53 GMT

no better yet Bill Gates i would die if i was called that

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Grifter1462 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 22:49:51 GMT

Here are my top 3:

Pigeonhole

Dingle Berry

Uncircumcised Philistine

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

vormaen — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:57:53 GMT

Oy, it's another flaygin twart!

You aren't anything more than a plum-swallowing knobflogger!

Hats off to you, ya faery fluffer!

If I was pansyfart like you, i'd just do meself in.

Look here, puffmuffin, ay'll wallop you sometin fierce!

I've left stinkpockets more potent than you!

You call yourself a ladies man? My son's ralloped more lassies than you....and he's two!

You trying to be ? I thought you were having a bowel movement!

I've smelled dead rotting sheep with mange that you've made smell like daisies!

Don't touch me you pervert, or I'll seperate your scallards from your nether regions!

You pus-faced babblecrack!

Is that mutt your new wife?

You foaming pisspot!

Everytime I think about your mumpy arsebump of a face, it gives me the winds!

Why don't you piss off, you undersized love handle!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

jammin6 — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:24:39 GMT

buttmuncher
greaseball
turdburgler
greasemonkey
chickenfocker
snotgobbler
assmuncher
George Bush
ugly
shitface

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jammin6 — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:27:05 GMT

how bout this
nazi
dumbass
communist
anarchist

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Benaka1 — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:32:25 GMT

Tart
Bint
Pansy
Loony
Pig
Sod
Cretin
Tit

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Desolution — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:07:14 GMT

Barfolical

(bar-fo-lic-al)

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supernova1fish — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:12:49 GMT

butt monkey
pig turd
george bush wannabe
cow slop
lord of the chavs
dog breath
peasant muck

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

bladehappy — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:21:23 GMT

"So when someone asks about the bruises, what do you tell them?"
"You're a little ***-zu."
"I can shout louder from my ***."

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

citty — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:44:10 GMT

how about:
Fart face
ass wipe
scrotem licker
ball juice
fart juice
Anyone of these would be great for fable two! I can't wait for it to come out my children and I have look forward to this game for years. My son is a master game player he would love the make a career out of playing games. How would he do that? And can that be done? Thank you for the great games!!!

Sincerely yours
Katherine

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EndoCytosisJerk — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 03:50:57 GMT

half breed
half demon
arsechaser

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Aslancranium — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 03:54:11 GMT

half pint
half wit
ass clown
chicken raper
lester the molester
twat rot
*** smoke

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samreid95 — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 03:55:24 GMT

Seargent Faeces processor!

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sweetgamer — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 04:17:33 GMT

mine didnt get on last time.

Hobbe leader
Balverine lord
theif
smuggler
drug horder
woman/man/child beater
two timer (for cheaters)
Skorm decendant
Lady Grey decendant
hair puller
Stone
Inmate
Deviant
Anarchist
Emperor
Chicken lover
Toad
Insignificance
Derranged
Misfit
Mule
Theif
Maurderer
Bandit king
sir mistress

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JaxxyVindaloo — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:05:15 GMT

Hobbenobber
Hobbes bottom (terrible I know)
Mary Hobbins !

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Stormeagle666 — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:52:49 GMT

Thought of more....

Shiester
***
Nercophiliac(best word ever)
Dipshit
Jagoff
Moe Therephucker(my jamba juice name)
He- who- is - an - ass
Dr. House(my other nickname @ school)
Hitler Grandad(cuz he wasn't born yet)
***
Stoner
Loser
Pot head
Drop out
Baldy(funnier if balder, wierder if not)
Creepy
Bugger(as an american, i am not offender by it)
Cana(latin for ***)

There WILL be more.

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Hmuda — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:26:17 GMT

Been a while since I wrote on these boards. I just hope none of these have been mentioned before:

Troll Spit
Son of a Hobbe
Dog Lover
Coward
Cow Kisser
Pansy
...

That's it for now.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

CaptainPiePants — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:41:09 GMT

Reposting because u censored some great ones.

ball bouncing crotch peasant
Gronk Bot
Swamp Donkey
Bog Rat
Sh1t ***
Ba5tard Face
Ba5tard *** Sh1t
Poo puncher
Sh1t kicker
Colon Crusader (or colonel) of the anal artillerymen corps
Rump Bumper
Backdoor bandit
turd gurglar
turd burglar
woolie woofta
backside lactater
fanny gobbler
rump rubber
candy caterer
betty bum buster (one that works for ladies only)
Sh1t shagger
phallic face
man who's face was on fire but then put out with a chain
Sphincter face
sally sodomiser

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

browny11uk — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:49:42 GMT

Tired of arseface I love it keep it in there somwhere
Heres some anyway
Are your parents siblings?
Inbred!
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Oi! I'm a human! What are you?
Sit down and give your mind a rest!
Eat *** and bark at the moon!
I got in touch with my inner child and he says you're a poopyhead!

Or there is always the simple ones.
***
***
***
Fucker
Wanker
Nob
NobJockey
Stupid!
Dense
Idiot!
Arsehole
Slag
Whore
Tosser
Pleb!

Yeah im bored of swearing & im also to lazy to think of anymore.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

firefreak — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:03:52 GMT

you donkey sodomizing monkey rapist.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

firefreak — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:03:55 GMT

you donkey sodomizing monkey rapist.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

cokeguy — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:15:32 GMT

"horny toad"
"hairy goat"
"dork head"

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kommari — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:27:42 GMT

asshatter

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Iselian — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:37:59 GMT

ah, look what the gods just vomited out
you smell so bad that even my pig runs off
is that cowdoo on your neck?
look! I think ugliness has a new face on it!
nice zombie costume!
hm.. did you ever consider suicide?
yeah, yeah, yr a mean and lean crappin' machine
by the gods, you are a person!?
you insult death itself
Dad, I think he has facerot!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Xaiigar — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:48:24 GMT

CrackHead
WarMaster
BladeMaster
FunkMunkey
DrunkMunkey
Bullseye
Elemental
MrShiny
Loooser

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

SonixApache — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 12:15:14 GMT

Just had another idea...
Saying titles Sarcasticly...
"Oh, Great job, Hero!"
Yeah.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Brain112 — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 12:21:14 GMT

aapo,
hobbehead

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barbz — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 12:26:32 GMT

Eunuch

Babydick

or maybe even old...

TOSSER!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

barbz — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 12:32:02 GMT

WOW. BEST IDEA EVER!

"THAT GUYS WEAKER THAN DUTCH LAGER"

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yhnert — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:13:50 GMT

squirrelbuggerer
***-squirrel
toejam-licker
naveljuice-slurper
dandruff collector
knob-cheese chomper
elephant-floss covered in rhinosaurus-earwax
***-groove sniffer
door-to-door salesman

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youniverse — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:40:17 GMT

What's more then
*Satan
*Judas
*Fuckingarse
*Hellraiser
*live

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Shiningsoul — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:43:24 GMT

i think keeping near Arsface would be , since none likes to be called an ugly hero or have people say you have an ass for a face

*Idiotface*

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

lukelindsy — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:46:42 GMT

i dont know if there any or if there a bit too rude but honestly... britian can handle a little swearword u know lionhead!

ok here we go i got ones for men and women

men
some of the more weird game intrested ones (like got monster names in)

hobgoblin humper or hob humper for short lol

fairy feeler

balvarine bummer
and the rest

chicken cocker
cockhead and *** face
boy banger/ bummer
rat rapist
rabbit rear ender
goose gunker
backdoor bandit banger (mmm)
little coward
baby (to 25+)

and some women ones

girl grabber
fanny feeler (probs a bit too rude)
humoungous hoe
and so forth (girl ones are harder)

and i might come up with some more...

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

oempa_loempia — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:53:58 GMT

Artard, from Retard

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SgtMoo — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:57:05 GMT

Munge Knuckle
Sewer Floater
Ass Features
Bier (wooden board or cart used to carry the dead in a funeral procession)
Justinian (the name of the first outbreak of the Bubonic Plague)
Black Rat (term given to a rat carrying the bubonic plague)
Plague Dog
Lump
Scrot
Headmould
Nasal Growth
Flatmeat (term for "edible" roadkill)
Gibbet Dweller (gibbet is a cage in which corpses of criminals are left to rot in public display)

But I do like teeps idea of Smeg Head ( ol' Red Dwarf)

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

redindian22 — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 14:14:16 GMT

Here are some:::

Snot-face
Bird-brain
Turd-monkey
Twazoc
Git-Wizard
Fatso
Bum-Fluff

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Spartan117CH — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 14:22:57 GMT

You "Toads slobber face!"

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harky — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 14:31:06 GMT

You could go classic and say "Dickhead"

Or specific to appearance, a fat guy "Salad Dodger"

Other than that...

Lameass
Dog
Scallywag

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The Toecutter — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 14:56:05 GMT

Fudge Packer

or

*** Bandit

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

darylb — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 14:59:12 GMT

bogbreath
fartbreath
poopoker

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The Toecutter — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:09:19 GMT

Ahhh this thing censors a r s e and they even used it in the post

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

pepinard — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:27:12 GMT

octopus fart
yak face
oyster ***
stfu noob
tchekoslovaque scrapings
used condom scrapings
communist
unijambist dwarf
fart face
species of blond

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

sweetgamer — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:34:09 GMT

Cannibal
Man 'hore
'hore
Menstrol fueled husband theif
Testostrone filled wife stealer
Alcholholic swine
chewed meat
harrbringer of doom
filthy sailor
Feind
Wash up
Pansy ass
wet blanket
sissy

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Calidus360 — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:50:00 GMT

"Your personality is also interesting that the directory"

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mhitman — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:50:08 GMT

Toad Licker
Sewage Eater
Excrement Extravagent
Gutter Sleeper
The Fat Man
Hobbe Butt
A balverines mother
Child Snatcher
Mother Hitter

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BagOfBeans — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:56:02 GMT

" you smell like pee and you look like a turd in a wig"

its a long name but a brilliant insult !!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

BagOfBeans — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:57:52 GMT

Bum Sniffer
Hag
Pube Face

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

mattiebo — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:37:31 GMT

heres mine (with 3 context suggestions)

1. bloodhound
"get away you bloody bloodhound!"
"what are you looking at hound?"
"i saw what you did bloodhound! GUARDS!"

2. acne boy
"ugh, its acne boy! don't pop em' on me!"
"need some cream acne boy? TOUGH!"
"wow, is it raining or is that puss?"

3. catnapper
"oh no! the catnapper, he'll steal my cat!"
"what do you actully do with the stolen cats?" (kids)
"is that a cat down your garments?"

4. scurvey dog (around dock area)
"arr! that be that scurvey dog of an' hero!"
"i'm a pirate and yer' lower than me scurvey dog!"
"you smell scurvey dog!"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

redindian22 — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:55:46 GMT

***-spanker
Arsehole
Stinker
Tramp

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Knil03 — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:25:48 GMT

"Look at your head! It is a balverine who put you in the world!"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

tanika — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:34:50 GMT

arseface on secret mission
arseface in disguise
troll
bota de elástico
sharkbaite
he/she

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

netnoe — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:06:55 GMT

scummernoggin

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Rhadiel — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:07:25 GMT

Dirtbag
Scum
Backstreet Boy
PigShit
Rascal
Twat
Georgey Poorgey

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

skormsweasel — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:37:16 GMT

Troll t***
Nymph nuts
Balvomit
Hobbehore
beetle but
Jeering Odd B******
Balverine boy
The ugly undead
The manky minion

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

the_boss_22 — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:55:50 GMT

fudgepacker

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

tehmantra — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:31:17 GMT

Poo Bum

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ZAURON — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:49:49 GMT

Well i saw someone liked the name "Vermin Fink"

But why not just say Vermin, cuse that is exactly what the people will feel that he is

just an opinion XD

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

tekjansen — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:16:33 GMT

1) Sam ^^

2) Guttersnipe

3) Donkey Dung

4) Doo-doo head

5) Jack Wannabe

6) N00b

7) Wii-Wii Head

Nut-Bag

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

EvilProdigal — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:11:30 GMT

Master fool

Situation 1#
Joking Villiger: "Hey, everybody look! It's the master... fool!"
Villigers: Laughs
Joking Villiger: "Whats you get paid hey, donkey droppings!"
Villigers: All laugh except one who says in a serious tone: "What's wrong with donkey droppings?"

Situation 2#
Bartender: "Stop messing around boy!" (serious tone)
Drunks: Laugh completley outrageously
Bartender: Shakes his head at the drunks and gives you a stare.

Situation 3#
Little kid: "Dad doesn't want us going near you"
Little Kid 2#(possible brother or sister to LK 1#): Sticks tongue out

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

ManDuhLi — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:25:25 GMT

Wanker
Fugly
Winge
Bootsy
Chunder
Radu
Doinky

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Seital — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:26:36 GMT

Craplicker

Swinelove

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TheJurica — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:38:02 GMT

maybe.weenie? blue-weenie? something like that? =)

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

humanite — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:01:39 GMT

your uglier than my fesses (not sure i spell right so its SHIET)

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

KillTheftEnvy — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:16:56 GMT

-Lecher: A person who has more than one or more spouse(s) who commits "questionable" activities (rape, not caring for children, abuse).

-Bottom Rounder: Can be used for someone who spends to much time in the Inns, or a constant user of alcohol.

-Powder Blower: Someone who prefers guns in combat (using a lot of gunpowder).

-Cut Up: Someone who has too many scars present.

-Barrel Body: For the overweight hero.

-Grog Guzzler: Alternative to Bottom Rounder.

-Flatfoot: Someone who is clumsy.

-Simpleton: A player who is a "button masher".

And, will "Chicken Chaser" be used again? =D

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

bear91 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:19:56 GMT

How about:
Hey bumblebee, you going to sting me with that "BIG" and "SHARP" sword? hehehe
It can be used for the fat people...Or when the woman is pregnant

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

euguedes — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:53:16 GMT

I suggest CATIRINIFRAU
There's no meaning at all but you can be said for a boy and also for a girl!!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Faithling — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:13:07 GMT

YOUR FACE

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

LinkNotesCoporation — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:54:19 GMT

"i will break you" in Russian accent.

What you can have is, like 10 characters getting together and singing something very cheesy when he is around, like in towns that would be magnificent.

Just imagine it.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Mueslibarman — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:20:18 GMT

How about "ball gorgler" or "nut gorgler"( context example: what the hell are you doing here, go gorgel your daddy's balls or something!" of coures your daddy's could be swapped for anything else,prefferably ingame) or something like "you fairy emo,go slash your wrists or something!"

or maybe "teabagger" or "if you i'll ever see you here again i'll hitler your mother!"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Mueslibarman — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:20:56 GMT

or maybe something with dickslapping

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

sychosis — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:45:08 GMT

I'm english and I don't find gobshite offensive, I actually use it. Anyway here's my insults

Donkeyrapingshiteater

Smeghead

Dickwad

Sphincterpicker

CHAV

Facelikesquashedpiles

Pencilneck

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Fallout1982 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:47:41 GMT

Dirt Diver
From the beatings you take.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

bevo1981 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:39:19 GMT

skank

dillhole

ho-bag

douche

douchebag

stain

pee pants

dicknose

grog-snarfing swabbie

lily-livered landlubber

lice-infested swine

lint licker

jackass

cheeseball

bungweed

bunghole

troglodyte

bimbo

telemarketer

porker

porky

teabag

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

vincentnone — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:04:48 GMT

shazbot

I've seen wombats that look better than you

noodle-noggin

you make babies cry themselves to sleep at night

gluttonous sloth

leave my horses alone

OOH MY EYES!

plague bringer

the great defiler

apocalypse bringer

filthy letcher

shovanist

baby killer

d advocate

darkheart slave

wife beater / husband beater

decrepit stableboy

... I think I'll come back later when I get a list together

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

pimpandho — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:48:34 GMT

smeg

skeet

artard

wrenchface
=D

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retsam1 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:49:52 GMT

Tetchy Tyro (means cranky newb(beginner))

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

links2000 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:54:28 GMT

-Scallywag

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joeizere1 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:16:26 GMT

pigon poo

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

joeizere1 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:16:58 GMT

*** nose

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

joeizere1 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:19:01 GMT

pee brain

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

joeizere1 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:21:09 GMT

fatty fatty bum bum

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heath86 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:36:07 GMT

how about ol ***? I believe it is not gender specific but I could be wrong. Or maybe Trollspawn

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

heath86 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:44:39 GMT

I don't know why it was wiped out, cause it's not necessarily bad. B_A_S_T_A_R_D is used to describe one who was born from a couple who was not married.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

admultosanos — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:47:33 GMT

Nob-chops,
Wazzack,
Crock-meister,
Plum face,
Chris de Burge.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

paedro — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:14 GMT

thought of a few more gems:

sir skid-mark (too gender specific though i spose)
toss bucket
hobbe sniffer
harry/hester the hobbe-turd
the almighty stain
the albion tit
trollop hound

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Knil03 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:32:10 GMT

"Look at your head! It is a balverine who put you in the world!"
"Get out ! You're a fake for all valorous heroes"
"Ah ah ah, the nature's shame is arriving in our town"

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fable_owns — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:02:44 GMT

uhhh... Fagget?

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fable_owns — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:06:15 GMT

regarding my last one i would only be if you were a homo

Douchebag
Punk
wannabe

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vkloeze — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:37:56 GMT

1% milk drinker

afterbirth

bathwater

(slow clap when hero walks by. REALLY slow)

wasted skin

motherless monkey

poopzilla

hobbe-father

your mother was a balverine and your father was a hobbe...

Human resources manager

stupid-face

poo-face

*-face

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SwibitySwah — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:57:40 GMT

"Arsespalunker"
Def: *** (duh) - someone who investigates caves

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falkyn — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:15:38 GMT

pickle tickler, tinkle fairy, you're mother sold onions at the bordello, your father played poker with a one-eyed monkey

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bevo1981 — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:33:21 GMT

sir smells-a-lot

princess pantywaste

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Rartemass — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:52:00 GMT

cocktard
wank stain

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GURaVeNoR — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:02:59 GMT

Leper face
ball bag
knicker sniffer
gimp lord
foot fondler
bishop basher

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Stormeagle666 — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:11:42 GMT

Special Child
Drop out
Fuckstick
Hobo
Snotty
Retard

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armenchik — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:59:51 GMT

may i say a sentence?

"you brain less animal how could you do that"
"sweet potatoes what happind to your face"

hope its enough

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Fireheads — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:01:06 GMT

I think a word is:

"Gothic" because of the dark looks

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Tommemans — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:02:32 GMT

Stupido
Butless
Anti-Brain
Simpol (I know, it's "Simple", but "Simpol" suits a simple person better.)
Mongolian
Mongole
Gollem ()
Potatohead
Skorm's Most Worse Slave (Maybe to long...)
Avo's B*tch
Skormling
Loosah (It's "Loser", I know that.)
Donkey
Ass
Fartboy
Farmboy
Constipator
Fattits
Fatboy
Lurk
Dummy
Anti-Hero
Semi-Skorm
Jackovvey
Oldman
Sickdude
Lamo
Ass
Applebum
Ex-Hero
Wuzzy
Slum
Alien
Hobbe Sucker
Smellert

(If one of these REALLY makes it in the game, please send me an email.)

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LillQ — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:19:20 GMT

"You mother lovin' butt monkey!"

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Fealiks — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:39:08 GMT

1.Eater of faeces
2.*** swabber
3.Knob holder
4.*** licker
5.Donkey Konger/Donkey Lover
6.Piss pot
7.Ween hole
8.Crispy ***
9.Feline Feeler
10.Llama Licker
11.Squirrel Stroker
12.Winkle
13.Wanker
14.Piss Pourer
15.Tunaface

Can't think of any more... not feeling witty at all today

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JoseRondleman — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:36:29 GMT

Um...how about these:

Pillock (Never gets old)
*** Chops
Gitface
Bell End
Chump
Dingleberry
Pimhole
Ratbag
Pleb

Well, that's it for now!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

JoseRondleman — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:40:48 GMT

Or rather,

B-O-L-L-O-C-K Chops

I bet this still gets blocked.

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kreekgod — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:43:40 GMT

Paramecium!

(kudos if you know the refrence, and extra kudos if you know what one is )

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hawky84 — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:11:46 GMT

deranged pubic louse of satan's anal beard

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Fable2fanatic — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 21:17:10 GMT

I think for a women (Why if it isnt Scorms little ***.) For a man (You are the true son of Scorm himself, May Avo have mercy on thine soul.)

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echo_life — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:09:46 GMT

sub standard hero
winkl
who?
Yawn maker
borebum
crum
illiterate
dumdum
lardlover
weaponworm
never seen
the joke
degenerate
mutt moocher
a member of busted
a member of mcfly
never take off the mask
rat thighs

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neverwander — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:17:46 GMT

I don't know any ones for being hated that haven't already been mentioned, but you might want to consider 'Blubbernugget' if your character gets too fat.

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icypinksmurf — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:20:28 GMT

Dirty little...
Silly little...

Wankah
Git
Herbert
Scum
Pissant

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DegreesVincent — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:50:48 GMT

nidiskt put in a realy one..I would really enjoy having"The Accident" as a hero title....that would be great....and I thought of one..."douche bagel"...not sure if that would be or too bad of language...and one for normal language...is when your girl character is old.."hag"

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THINKFAST — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:14:40 GMT

make it a supid name like

oooooh here comes the big bad hero of happiness and glee

or THE JANINATOR IS COMING

Albions Fluffy bunny squad

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JerradCUB — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:55:22 GMT

hrm this could be hard but ill try

nasty nancy
beastly skank
macabre marauder
obnoxious puss
hooker's girl
mr. vulgarity
putrid cow

thats what ive got at the moment heh

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ishist — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:00:07 GMT

(insert domesticated animal)
-molester
-diddler
-lover

Goat Lover is my insult of choice

Also one of my past favorites: Taffer

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nik7777 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:29:39 GMT

"cough cough, Dingus!"
"***"
"why don't you just sod off and play dungeons&dragons, arsehole."
"your mom!"
"dilapidated tallywacker"

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nik7777 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:32:57 GMT

imagine "dilapidated tallywacker" in an Irish accent...

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Camdawg — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:37:39 GMT

how about
"sausage wallet"

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thebigshark — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:58:55 GMT

Butt muncher
Butt plugger
Ass finder
Fudge monkey
Hobb lover
Hobbs guts
Hobb lover
Balverine waste
Ass buster
Bum digger
Mud digger
Poop scooper
Butt nugget
Beggar
Tosser
Toss jockey
Fly swatter
Pants wetter
Butt scratcher
scy if I accidentally stole anyone else insult that was posted before mine

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FooFighterHUN — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:04:30 GMT

Motherfarter
Fartbreather

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numbbaby — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 13:08:00 GMT

I've always liked 'ass crotch' as an insult.

Or perhaps for this world, '*** crotch.'

And then there's "Nancy McFancy Pants."

Thanks for letting us all vent...for a cause. I'd love to see a list of your favorites when it's all said and done, as reading all of these comments is a bit hard to take in one sitting.

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krumber — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 15:59:43 GMT

Bob Saget

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Havyk — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:31:49 GMT

Isn't F2 going to be rated Mature like the first one? ...if so, I don't get why there's a need to tip-toe around with the language. I mean, sure, it probably shouldn't be horribly offensive, but what's wrong with some mild swearing?

Maybe:
* Pole Monkey
* Ass Munch (or, for you Brits: *** Munch) <grin>
* Hobbe Knob

I actually always liked Arseface. And I gotta laugh everytime I read "Hobbe Knob"...sorry, that would be shweet as hell. LOL

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BLOODBATTALION — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:34:28 GMT

Corrupted Cur
Nappy Knaive
Frog Fart
Inbred Mutt
Fishmonger
Ill-roasted Egg
Purple-hued Maltworm
Gorbellied Popinjay
Onion-eyed Barnacle

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BLOODBATTALION — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:46:08 GMT

Combine one word from each of the three columns below.

artless base-court apple-john
bawdy bat-fowling baggage
beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
bootless beetle-headed bladder
churlish boil-brained boar-pig
cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
craven common-kissing canker-blossom
currish crook-pated clack-dish
dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
droning doghearted codpiece
errant dread-bolted death-token
fawning earth-vexing dewberry
fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
impertinent fool-born gudgeon
infectious full-gorged haggard
jarring guts-griping harpy
loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
mangled hell-hated joithead
mewling idle-headed lewdster
paunchy ill-breeding lout
pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
puking knotty-pated malt-worm
puny milk-livered mammet
qualling motley-minded measle
rank onion-eyed minnow
reeky plume-plucked miscreant
roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
spongy rude-growing pignut
surly rump-fed puttock
tottering shard-borne pumpion
unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
vain spur-galled scut
venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
warped tickle-brained varlot
wayward toad-spotted vassal
weedy unchin-snouted whey-face
yeasty weather-bitten wagtail

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tcn01 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:03:28 GMT

hmmm... how about

Axe wound
Spaco

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spiggins93 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:34:11 GMT

crotchpile
ugly
plonker

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RickyH — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:28:39 GMT

Pff... this is one hell of a inspirational issue, but sure, we'll chip in.
How about,

Hobbe-***/Hobbe-face or
*** for brain/Hobbe turd for brain
Mommy's boy
Turd-breath
Rat-head/Rat-face
Mangy hobbe/Mangy dog
Scoundrel
Scoundrous thug
Scoundrous f'r noth'n! (for old people)
I hope you get a yeast-infection!
Rottish balverine turd
(You smell like) Hobbe-dropping (kids as they run by you)
As trustworthy like a balverine cub.
He's a bit off centre (gossiping women whispering)
He sold his own mum you know (still women gossiping)

Thats it for now i'll add more as they come

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Redviper15 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:56:20 GMT

Off the top of my head..

*** Crumb
Bum Sniffer
Piss Swiller
Bellend
Tosspot
Pleb
Lord of the Rings ( ;p )
Hobbeaphile
Corpse lover
Pinner

I haven't read most of the above so I apologize for any blagged ones.

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ciaranthemoo — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:23:58 GMT

well i got two!

1) is "Nazi" as it's quite simply a universal insult!
2) is "Bollox" or "Bollax" or a varient, since most americans would know it at least from "the 51st state" (" the bollox is bad but the dogs bollox is ??" as attemptin to drive over the Cop "hell with the dogs bollox this is the chickens bollox" british, scots, welsh and irish all know the slang! one of those boderling words!

regards

Ciaran the celtic moo

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Hulio — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:27:39 GMT

Wanker
Cheesehead
yeah and Bollox/Bollax a idea
Cripes!!!!
Bloody Hell!!!!!

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philipjlane — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:00:25 GMT

Sir Squelchbottom

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PheasantPlucker — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:15:41 GMT

Bum Ass (As in, "You have all the qualitys of a hobos anus"
Pants Pisser
Jam Rag
Bramble Picker
Street Cleaner
Jail Bait
Poo Flinger
Trout Trousers
Wally
Wonker
Moron
Twonk
Bum Finger

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ZLoserKing — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:24:17 GMT

God of the Knobs.
God of the Knikinpoops
The Lord/ess of Knobery.
The Lord/ess of Knikinpoopdum.
Hitlers Offspring.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

joevsyou — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:28:55 GMT

please put one be nice hear something i asked for in a video game

~~omg the lord of uglyness
~~hahhaha u got scars
~~get the beheading axe
~~the doctor slaped you when u was bore
~~go rot in a pit you ugly monter
~~stone him to death
~~ hang him
~~the middle finger(that be nice if you can make the npc to put there middle finger up)
~~kids go get your gun

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

joevsyou — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:32:29 GMT

Havyk said:
Isn't F2 going to be rated Mature like the first one? ...if so, I don't get why there's a need to tip-toe around with the language. I mean, sure, it probably shouldn't be horribly offensive, but what's wrong with some mild swearing?

to what he said this is a game set in the past some what so they kind of dont want stuff like your mom or curse words

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Gozaru — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:49:15 GMT

StripeArse

DogSquirt

DungPile

PigLicker

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synaspe — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 22:49:19 GMT

Douchebag
Turd
Cockmongler

i hope they not too hard xD

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Aynen — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:41:24 GMT

Wandering Idiot.

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luvnookie — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:20:13 GMT

poopy, poop face, tree hugger, *** bandit, poop for brains, hitler,
*** nine, scum bag, dirt bag, num nuts, biggie "poo"
***,

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

JerradCUB — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:19:11 GMT

wow...some of these are just stupid -_-
come on people if you cuss in all of them they can't put them in the game. and lets try something a little more creative than "poop"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

AlsoBort — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:35:29 GMT

How about:

Donkey Twit

Pudgy Putz

Flat Foot

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p0ke37 — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:55:26 GMT

cocksucker
jackass
retard
player hater
King of the Pigs
twinkle toes

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Kiestraak — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:56:38 GMT

Scagglebutt

Snaggletooth

Buttmuffin/ Air Muffin

Bloody scourge

Finger sniffing charlatan

Bugle bummed thief of sanity

Balverine Brownoser

Dread Lord of Ass-Hattery!!

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Bobbyjane — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:47:55 GMT

Fungusface

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CrazyEyedBuddha — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 23:18:08 GMT

"Choke on a Cheeseburger Lardarse"
Budgie Balls
Chav
"You look like Steve Ballmer in a tutu"
NobJockey
Ponce
Ladyboy
Wankstain
Butt Munch
*** Bandit
I'm a Mac. You're a PC. You Suck!

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Strife001 — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:49:03 GMT

Ive been workin on makin my own slang words. here are some.

Tret
Mank (im not gonna lie....gotten from Jap word manko lol)
Koop
Twigle
Shol
Frob
Zet
Winky
Twik
Pec
Fludger
Trog vol
Wokle
Bolvet
Well robber/Pipe cleaner
Chet
Stont/Stontette
Crup

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clark1250 — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 07:28:20 GMT

Cow Dung

Nubcake

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mcflyboy123 — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 07:31:56 GMT

they should say something like " Hero? more like...Zero, oh avo im a riot.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

mcflyboy123 — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 07:33:23 GMT

SWEET AND SOUR AVO YOUR UGLY!

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Archaon666 — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:41:21 GMT

Jizzmonkey
nobchops
cumchops
cockbite
butt-brunching-ass-muncher
nobhead
scummer

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

joevsyou — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 14:35:44 GMT

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Patrril — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 15:13:43 GMT

Melonhead
woooh, your ugly!
Lord of Shait!
*(sniffs) I smell cabbage...
Get away! I dont want to catch what you got!
Man your ugly..
(If the character is ) Look there goes mr. niceguy (mocking voice)

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

kotarski — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 15:38:52 GMT

Not the sharpest pencil.

Not the brightest button

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zander121 — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 16:29:35 GMT

wow a productive use for my favorite passtime! well here goes...

scumsporn
jerkoff
gitface
whoreson
pukechunks
sticknibbler
snotbucket
nimrod
cowbonker
cheeseweasel
poopyhead
You arrogant little worm! (one of my personal favorites)
ratguts
pixie turd
chamberpot
skunkrod
junkieturd
willyhead
dickshaft
moron
cockroach
poofish
sewerat
and finally
'yer *** stinks and yer can't piss straight'!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

kotarski — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:18:19 GMT

were born ugly or did you have to practice

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Nohtanoj — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:30:58 GMT

To female characters
***
Harlot
Hussy
Jezebel
***
Whore
To male characters
Mum's Boy
Mummy's Boy
Pervert
To all characters
***
Bum
Coward
Dumbarse
Fart Breath
Fatty
Idiot
Loser
Moron
Noob
Pussbag
Retard
Adjectives to be placed before and or after said insult
Appaling
Atrocious
Awful
Beastly
Corrupt
Creepy
Crude
Cursed
Degenerate
Despicable
Detestable
Dirty
Disgusting
Dreadful
Dumb
Filthy
Foul
Ghastly
Grim
Grimy
Gross
Gruesome
Hated
Hairy
Hellish
Hideous
Horrible
Horrid
Horrific
Horrifying
Ignorant
Lousy
Monstrous
Nasty
Nauseating
Obnoxious
Odious
Outrageous
Repelling
Repugnant
Repulsive
Revolting
Rotten
Shameless
Sickening
Sleazy
Stinky
Stupid
Terrible
Vile
Vulgar
Obviously, this list could go on forever and there are countless insults that have yet to be mentioned so keep it up.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Michael697 — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 21:03:49 GMT

tard it short for retard

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Michael697 — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 21:22:59 GMT

*** Ass
Fancy Pants

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CoZack — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:49:51 GMT

Balverine Face!

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Larinathevampire — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 23:13:40 GMT

Chav rutter

man whore

(works for both genders. In the males case you are calling him a whore, in the females case you are calling her a man AND a whore O.o)

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

mcpaddyb — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 00:16:27 GMT

How about "What a bloody Tony Blair" prefferably in a Yorkshire accent. (Peace ambassador to the Middle East, joke)

Or

"Ya Muvva" in a Gordie accent

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

still_thinking — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:56:05 GMT

pooslapper

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Hortisimo — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:35:23 GMT

Chicken chaser! Do you chase chickens?

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

odell365 — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:21:18 GMT

A Scharf... no real meaning, its just a common insult at my school because it's the name of a kid that looks like Ephialtes from 300 (the one that couldn't raise the sheild)
So... a Scharf is pretty much just the ugliest thing you can imagine

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

DoppelG — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:30:58 GMT

WTF is "gobshite"?

Anyways, why get rid of "Arseface", its classic imo.

here it goes:

-Anusface (lol, little joke)
-filthyscalp
-manboob
-cheesepoop
-rothead
-mothface
-smellyHanky
-nipplepuke
-Snakegirl
-Potatoesack
-sackofdirt
-elephantsnot
-bottlecrack
-mordstink
-pukegasm
-bloodytongue
-mudcarrier
-diseasecollector
-fartfever
-graveman
-rippinghole
-asylumkeeper
-abortlord
-curseface
-sadomantra
-sickcreature
-coffinfly
-wormmutant
-fleshwaste
-wastescraper
-bonenibbler
-Pisspimple
-wombwound
-backboneleech
-skinrust

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manjam — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:27:00 GMT

.goatsthrought
.slug guts
.ds do or ( ds dodo
.stupid fingers
.teath cruncha
.man jam
.boars sore
.dragons breath
.pisspot
.lispbicht(no offence intended for people with a lisp)
.donkybonker
.stayle samwich
.rotting carp
.sweeting swine
.soft wood
.sore sight
.flop
.qeens lacky
.rusty iron
.hurpys slupers(ewwwww)
.snoty stup
.crazed grazer
.bug crawler
.y no shoes
.fenceless gate
.disturbin discrace
.meat bag
.fish stich
.richest bum
.hurling puke
.crapcat
.lopy larry
.hairy scale
.scale swine
.meaty maggot
.cradel snacher
.metel head
.sexy swich
>AND SOME sAYINGS
.dead but not retired
.go to hell in a hacksaw
.flipping burgers in hell

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

manjam — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:37:04 GMT

prble wont make it but its my favroite word

FUCKTART

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DoppelG — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:48:20 GMT

OK, i have one more and its a keeper if you ask me:

-Ratgroin

You can interpret it both ways (girl/guy with a rat as groin, or girl/guy with a groin like that of a rat)

I mean, its freaking genius if i say so myself.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

rabidrabble — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:20:51 GMT

Hi Sam, i hope i can help you

first name is ANVILFACE because character never does a facial expression, character almostly a nightmare and npcs hate him/her.
second is a german name HERZLOS means merciless bloody minded killer.
And i have an idea. if npcs hate you and dont want you to kill them, they start to communicate with you in a more respectful way. like using "SALUTATIONS" or bend over in front of you ...
thanx for reading...
anabolically yours,
Colossus

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

kotarski — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:33:41 GMT

fugly ***
ugly mug
you ginger
you hobbe
bandit kisser
hobbe kisser
balverine lover
twirp
fatty (slowly in a muffin man voice)
WITCH,BURN THE WITCH
scarecrow
cannon fodder
evenin granma (snigger)
shoe shagger
hey dogs have tobe on a lead
hey scarecrow (say to your dog),(pat hero on head) and say whos a boy.
Necromancer
Basterd
you... (slow and accusing low voice)
Clown

PS .have fable 2 music like in halo 3 it really
adds emotion.Yea the classic is but it doesnt feel
sad or happy it just feels like backround noise.

PPS. maybe you shoulnt by titles but be given them by
the public depending on what you do.

KOTARSKI

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Tillinn — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:40:42 GMT

I liked the one with the "get the axe" I'd also like "It him, get me my sword boy" but then I would like it if one or two citizen would attack you and perhaps be arrested by the town guard

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Tillinn — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:42:08 GMT

ohh him/her sry

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Kronikal — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:42:22 GMT

"Mongoloid"
"Tory"
"Very Very Bad Man" (That would cut to the core of satan himself)
"Damn Arsing Lunatic Sod"
"Graham Norton"
"I really like you and think you're great...oh wait, no, I was thinking of someone else who isn't a complete piece of dog crap that even the hungriest tramp wouldn't eat even if the best meal he'd had in 3 years had so far been a puddle of cat vomit that had already been eaten and passed by a century old witch with gingevitus and an unforunate case of herpies...which she'd probably caught from that nice guy she met at the pub the other night when she'd had a little too much 'eye of newt' but it had been a very hard week cursing people and such like that sometimes a witch just needs to unwind and let loose, you know how these things are......OH, and you're also very ugly"

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kymned — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 12:04:12 GMT

Numb-nuts

piss ant

peon

scalawag

heifer

slag

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Alatair — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:41:56 GMT

Spannermonkey

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Demo722 — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 16:36:28 GMT

Limp-length
cheese monger
*** jock
turd herder

hmmm not really got many ideas today...
too tired
Demo

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RoiceWilliams — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 16:56:55 GMT

You skidmark!!!

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RoiceWilliams — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 17:26:17 GMT

Drew Peacock

Dil-hole

knob-job

sheep shagger

troll todger

pirate pecker

Hobbe knob

shicken chit

anal leakage

bum fluff

playstation fanboy

jizz jockey

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JethroVegas — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 17:41:36 GMT

Horse Gogger
Muffin nippler
Pissant bartender
Ocular pus bag
Wank shniffler

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abit_oner — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 17:57:43 GMT

pooter
prat
***
hick
runt
gaylord

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witchkingnath — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:58:21 GMT

You Bloody Twat

Twatface

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BIGSULTAN — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:58:34 GMT

-Are you all the way out here because your mother got sick from looking at you?

-Your mother must have dropped you on your head...

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Smartin71 — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:53:32 GMT

i dont know but arseface was but why did you have to start it off with chicken chaser that was so stupid at least call him arseface when you start off OH and a bigger thing i dont think that you should buy your name i think that you should EARN it because no one BUYS there name. Thanks lionhead

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Mr_Gron — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:58:03 GMT

"pube"

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seanstone07 — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:43:23 GMT

gumdribble

alterboy

diaper rash

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plotweaver — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:48:02 GMT

Swordswallower

EEJIT

ArseClown

old foghorn

Dirt-Box Digger

Twat-Face

***-licker

Horse’s back-breaker

urchin-snout

Ill Try to think of some more if i can...

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Nausea997 — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:56:57 GMT

turd juggler
chicken lover
cockmaster
pesky patch of weasle wiener warts
jerkface Mcstinkins
liar pants
meanie pants
donkey muncher
pig nibbler
goat licker
molester of various livestock
stinky butt
poopy hair
fart bag
doodie

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lohmannfelix — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:49:39 GMT

shitsack or poosack if shitsack is to rude but id heaps prefer shitsack

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brokkers — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:45:43 GMT

Hobb lover
Spade features
Scurvy cur
Your face looks like a Badgers Behind
As much use as a fart in a space suit
Big saggy Y-fronts
Big lummox
Stupid oaf
Ridiculously rank and revolting rotter
Your head is filled with saw-dust

Thats about it for now...

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Nettle — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:35:55 GMT

Hehe, my god this is a massive response line...how bout...

Hobbe Snot
Skid-mark
Cat herder
Hamster Chaser
Peon
Swine Wrangler
Inbred Jack-a-nap
Toe Jam
Peeves
VIRGIN...hee hee *wipe tear
Pis ant
Blood Fart
Knobby Knickers
Quaint ***...heh gotta love the classics
Kibble
Fungus Breath
Cubbard Cleaner
Brown Streak
Vomit Licker
Snot Rocket
then of course to make this post especially vile and I apologize in advance theres the ever popular...
Vaginal Blood Fart
&
Diseased *** Mop

and with that....*throws marble...*POOF*

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Clatu6 — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:47:13 GMT

Here are my contributions...

Retromingent Cur
Bole-Legged Sapsucker
Ugly Spasm

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spiloishere — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:52:20 GMT

i have the best name wasteman or wastegash

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Hungwe — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:01:19 GMT

banana features, seriously my mate called me it earlier it eats at u

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Larinathevampire — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:21:46 GMT

'What was skorm smoking when he *** you out?'

'If turd was money then I'd be standing in front of a goldmine'

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Larinathevampire — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:12:17 GMT

seeing how my last one was blocked I have modified it slightly...

'What was Skorm smoking when he made you?!'

XD

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JonoGriff — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:17:38 GMT

In respect of the classic comedy father ted how about...

gobshite

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Montaza — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:52:17 GMT

"You truelly are abhorrent to life itslef"
"Miscariage"
"HA HA HA WHAT A GRIZZLY GRONK!"
"Think your cool, ay?"
"YOU THINK YOUR IMPORTANT!?"
" your not my hero" -said by a child

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Ryan200300 — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:44:41 GMT

Not sure how its spelt but how about
nave
or maybe pusbag

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Iglock — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:56:57 GMT

My favourites:
Pillock
Numpty
Dunce
Half-wit
Cretin
Moron
Git
Nincompoop
Numskull
Nitwit

Some other ideas:
Gowk
Galoot
Noodle
Scatterbrains
Dafty
Idiot
Village Idiot
Imbecile
Twit
Clot
Birdbrain
Featherbrain
Ninny
Sap
Dope
Jerk
Goof
Greenhorn
Dullard
Blockhead
Dolt
Thickhead
Bonehead
Pinhead
Jobbernowl
Dimwit
Chump
Clot
Clod
Oaf
Loon
Bumpkin
Screwball
Nutcase
Crackpot
Crank
Nutter
Oddball

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rengadetaylor — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:17:16 GMT

Hobbe Handler

Dog Fondler

Feather weight

Hobbe Humper

Fly Hunter

Balverine Bait

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icarus414 — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:43:32 GMT

Ye gods, there are HUNDREDS of these things! Oh well, couldn't hurt to throw my suggestion into the pot. How about 'Pox-picker'? Or - heh - 'Hobbe-knobber'? Sorry, that one may be a bit much, and in any case it works better in print. 'Nutcracker'? Hooray for double entendres! How do you type an accent, anyway? I'd swear I used to know. Ah, never mind. C'est la vie, right? That's it for now. More later, perhaps.

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morelwen — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:21:22 GMT

Slack Bladder
*must watch Black Adder now*

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maggot — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:23:02 GMT

I wish i had never seen you in HD!

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guitarscout — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:24:49 GMT

dirty sanchez
dirty headed grass lord
sour pickle eater
hater of all
ugly witch lover
goat knocker
*** humper
purple d people eater
dirty cow fungus
venom of a cobra
venom of a black widow

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mimicshay — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:31:39 GMT

McLovin (Someone who wants to be older than they are)

Quagmire (Your the person people just cant seem to get away from, even though they try)

Noobie (STILL a beginner)

Peeon (The lowest of the low)

Whoremonger (A fan of the “loose women” may possibly have several illegitimate children)

Poser (All and all, still jsut a wannabe)

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nidiskt — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:29:10 GMT

butt hole
poo-man
herpes guy/girl

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Duckanator — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:31:21 GMT

@ss clown

Mr. Pathetic / Miss /Mrs. pathetic

wannabe-hero

That guy/girls a Nut

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joevsyou — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:34:23 GMT

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vaughanjp — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:12:55 GMT

Mr. Fancypants <----------------!!!!!!!!

Lord of things kind of <----------------!!!!!!!!

If it's a male hero "Oh... hello Susan."

If it's a female hero "Oh... hello Steven."

*** POOPYHEAD!!! *** (It stays true to Arseface!)

Goat Mounter/Goat Mater

Farm Boy

Fall in a well (and drown)

Outhouse bather

Duke of Disgusting

Dippy

Piddle pants <----------------!!!!!!!!

King of the kittens <----------------!!!!!!!!

Weasley Jerk

Ferrety Coward <----------------!!!!!!!!

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vaughanjp — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:22:49 GMT

It is easy to be brave from a safe distance

tardy little ***

Cursed be your testicles!

Smart as piss.

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FelixFortuna — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:28:22 GMT

"Ass-hat" is solid. Whoever said that, I'm voting for them. (even though this isn't for voting.)

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guitarscout — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:00:14 GMT

You'll have to excuse some of the names that I made up in my post. I was thinking fast paced when I made them up.

I do like dirty headed grass lord, sour pickle eater, dirty cow fungus, venom of a cobra or black widow though.

Lame Gamer
Nimpickle
Bed Wetter

(Just to name more)

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esseffem — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:23:43 GMT

If any are close but not quite there, feel free to modify...

Poxy duffer! (I think "duffer" is such a great word)
Swine-twaddle! (Twaddle-swine?)
Cod-swill!
Gut-fiend!
Tawdry jackanapes!
Clammy pauper!
Witless gaffe!
Flunky dunce-wad!
Hobbe hobbler! (hmm...seems more a compliment)
Flaming ninny-knickers!
Gassy tramp!
Twiddletot!
Nipple-wart!
Sniveling dandruff monkey!
Pus-face!
Snot-doodle!

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MoistVonLipwig — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:42:52 GMT

Bean-ghost
Wossname
Eye-sore
Second-hand cod peice
Derelict
Lethargic
Lint-licker
Smidgen
Triffle

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wolfmaster — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:00:56 GMT

i say fat hobbe... half-hero,
little fairy?

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redfire95 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:37:33 GMT

Rat-Catcher... erm.... Rat-Catcher?

This was used as an insult in shakespearian times. it is also used in romeo and juliet... man i hate shakespeare.

Fattio
twattio
idiottio
faggattio
spakattio

and one final stupid one..

billybob

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McJive — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:16:06 GMT

Asshat... !

Pisslips.... !

Bum-ass

Miggan

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e459 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:44:31 GMT

Asshat-favorite of all time

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Tylatz — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:24:44 GMT

Troll dung
Hobbeknob
Balvewretch

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luvnookie — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:58:50 GMT

BALVERINE DUNG
LOOK AT THAT BIG "TROLL DUNG
MEET ME AT THE GRAVE YARD IM GONNA BURY YOUR ***.
YOU STUPID TROLL LOVER
YOU WREEK LIKE MY GRANNY'S ***
IS THAT MUTT YOUR BROTHER?
HEY *** FACE IS THAT YOUR DOG OR YOUR SON?
HEY CORN DOG
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR FAT *** HOME .

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

TheEnigma7777 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:15:30 GMT

Arsehat
Shatball
Mingebag
Arsehole
Biggieface
Bladdered
Blinkered
Diddler
Filcher

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yaknowhowebe — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:57:24 GMT

boot scraper
surgar-coated piece of ***
cradle of filth
lord abortion
mannequin
succubus
another nail in your coffin
remorse is for th dead

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cafuddled — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:02:13 GMT

"You smell almost as bad as my wife"

"I have not seen anything that ugly since my wedding night"

"Where’s the rotten cows *** end... oh it's just you"

“Phwaah something stinks, oh it’s that stinker”

“If I didn’t know any better I would be thinking you wanted to be that ugly”

“Did your mother hate you as a child?”

“How much did you pay for that mask, take it off already”

“You look and smell worse than my grandmother and she’s only been dead for 10 years”

“Snotface”

“Donkeys *** end”

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Darachna — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:24:02 GMT

zipface
scumbag
retard alert
wannabe hero
mamma's little baby
crybaby
shemale( for woman)

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Legend_of_Johnny — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:14:56 GMT

"Rat-child"

eg.

"Oh look at the Rat-child, doesnt he remind you of a rat?"

"Here comes Rat-child, everyone point and laugh!"

"Go sit in a corner Rat-child, you Ratty little rat"

or

"Subsitute Chemistry Teacher"

A delightfull reference to Steven Spielbergs "Hook".

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

bobbyprincess — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:54:58 GMT

I loved Arseface, so perhaps: "Facearse" ...maybe not (doesn't have the same ring to it)
"Willywart"
"Nappyrash"
"Twat"
"Fannyface"
"Fatty" (if your too fat)
"Pimp"
"Nastyman"
"scrotem nose"
"Arsehorder"
"The most amazing person in the world ever"
"No comment"
"Tut tut"
OR
maybe when people see you, instead of saying anything they just spit at you, or kick your dog, and then you get in a fight with them

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RiderCM — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:08:16 GMT

SKUM-FACE
BALVERINE-BREATH
HOB-HUMPER
ZOMBIE-STINKER

The use of alliteration helps with these names.... think about it.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

vilebeaver — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:32:44 GMT

How about

sausage wallet

swine

chicken plucker

sheep worrier

balverine turd

puss bag

slag

foul smelling beast

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vilebeaver — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:41:01 GMT

dirty rotter

cheeky blighter

son of a hobb

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Zodai1989 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:03:16 GMT

"Hero formally known as Chickenchaser/Arseface"

Harlequin

Heretic

Iconoclasts

Vegetarian

Blackamoor

Bully

Turncoat

Ignoramus

Mongoloid

Nincompoop

Troglodyte

Trogdor

Terrorist

Rubber-neck

Monster

Narcissist

Fat Face

Ruffian

Two-timing Tartar Twister

Whippersnapper

Flat-footed Grizzly Bear

Lily-livered Bandicoots

Teddy-bear

Puffed-up Punchinello

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toddquest — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:35:12 GMT

Why not a system where whatever opponent you get beaten by becomes part of the insult like
Hobbe's whipping boy/girl
or Troll's lunch
Or target practice for a pirate

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

dlkgjhsflghdfsn — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:12:34 GMT

dingle berry
twinky
dog ***
butthead
Bush supporter
Bushes ***, or Stephen Harper for short
dill hole
American
puss bag
swamp donkey
sea hag
liver lips
ugly bag of mostly water
meat bag
turd burger
maggot face
knuck dragger

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cookwhohatesfood — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:27:03 GMT

asscheese
tub-o-lard
chunky dunk
tardo
brick face
sickly child
stink breath
hamster lady/man
poopy pants
cow manure
old fart
mindless zombie
disgruntled idiot
scrunch face
blatant retard
butt munch
barf bag
rock biter
failure
sword absorber
wrinkly beast
oversized creature
waste of life/time/air/ etc.
swine smeller
rotty refuse
waste disposal unit
blundering oaf
village idiot
dull minded roofer
duckling
small fry
shrimp
four eyes
clutz
butt monkey
stale loaf
slimey alien
scragly skeleton
show off
boring bib
goat hugger
bean farmer
punching bag
slow poke
glorified gutter scum
*** shooter
slippery worm
ignoramous
ass butt (simpsons)
toddler
pig milker
bark eater
biggy
flea ridden fur bag
dizzy noob
lousy drunk
moldy muffin
spoiled brat
hairless rat
scum dweller
gutter cleaner
wriggly worm
scaley serpent
mold farmer
useless gibbet
blank slate
pot head
crack pot
puke bag
fat slime bucket
(insert antagonist name here) puppet
axe duller
tool
indoor kid
artard
rubber necker
scum of albion
hobo
festering sore
burnt out
grease kernel
captain ovious
cracker
fart eater
your so full of it you need a fiber totty
(any sort of shakespearean insults)
noob cake
fugly
old bag
cue ball (if the player is bald)
disfigured mongrol
buzz butt
flatulent blood clot
yellow bellied
pencil necked geek
trekie
fluke of the universe
i’m okay, youre not okay
fart bag
gutter scum
candy carrying y two shoe feather duster
road vermin
hog breath
air muscle
guano fodder
fatty McFatfat
fatty mcbitch
wild and crazy man-faced cow ***
cattle cuddler
buck toothed pea brained oaf
youre quite daft
thick sculled thumb sucker
cradle climbing coin flibber
ink spot
egg sucker
youre are as the skid mark on the underpants of society
big john
latrine diver
sewer swimmer
lardo man
extra extra extra large
junk food junky
immovable beached whale
kitty litter licker
you’ll always be nobody
sewer cake
hero (said very sarcastically)
ahhhh! it the undead
fish reaking barf bubble
gangreen goblin
intel allergic
sneezy spit wad
hornless toad
yellow bellied pigeon livered scaredy quacker
big blubbing girl
scratch bob itch pants (simpsons)
plunger sucking lassy
limp muscled small fry
snail racer
bastardly cliff racer
cheese ball
fart factory
skooma sucking scamp
brain dead dalek
brow ridged klingon
roast pig suckle
great green globs of greasy grimey gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
french fried parrot feet
piled up porpous puss
spineless spunked up crap grabber
carp face
does youre face hurt? cause its killing me!
puddle dwelling larvae
lich blood mush
hobbe pellet
nettle neading thorn pincher
necro bulge
putrid piss pot
nose nectar
oddish pit fur
pickled pepper picker
green blooded vulcan
pointy eared elf
rancid composting
detritis feeder
carrion coddeling crab muster
moss gathering rolling stone
Youre going down like a Led Zeppelin
miserable gitty ***
cod liver grind oil
gravey sucking pigs (steve martin)
fruit fly fondeling fart fetcher
seal clubbing monster
tree hugging hippy
sugar vampire
tribble troubler
tar sipping fisher
horse lord
halfling
fur-toed hobbit
gangly gollum
tourist
sniveling toad
beautiful as a cave troll
grond weilding goat swine
supreme ruler of the realm of stupidity
king of the nerds
vulgar vulture necked noodle slurper
grass master
fish lipped singer
ale master
yabbering yodle-yak
mangy cur
girl scout
cheese cutter
wind breaker
butt face
tubsy
powerless peep
empty skulled nobody
de-evolved result of incest
bastardo
better off dead
dumpster dwelling dummy
mossed up supper sloth
scaley skinned spitoon
slimey lump of scar tissue
malodorous filth
lousy ingrate
losing streak
low down no loser
dirt eater
dust biter
bucket kicker
better off burried
bad rubish
liar liar pants on fire
ugly toad skinned git
annoying rodent faced scrunch ball

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cookwhohatesfood — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:53:44 GMT

sorry if there are any repeats

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Qirin — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:59:01 GMT

Arseriding Butketeer

Arseknight

Skorm's ***

Outcast

Horn-Faced Incompetent Demon Sucker

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Mordacai — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:03:56 GMT

Arseworm

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Mordacai — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:10:46 GMT

papersack piss face jackarse hahaha Jackarse Jack of arses hahahaha papersack if you are ugly ah ah ah hahahahahahahaha hobb *** donkey doo doo hahahahahhahahahahha

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

falsedawn — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:07:55 GMT

Just a few insults for you that I don't think is all that foul
asininedolt
Mongrel
grubby loafer
Mongoloid
Lichen covered corpuscle
sorry sap
addlebrained
madcap
rat fink
dogger
vile tramp
grisly grimer
barbarian
Miscreant
weirdo

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carebear10 — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:31:20 GMT

These are classic chirps, or insults. Have a laugh.

Dirtsack
Scab licker
Fathead
Whoremonger
fugly jerk
jerk head
derka derka derka
"You slimy grease bag."

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

bryan24 — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:49:45 GMT

gordon brown, mr bean or communist!

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Herne_the_hunter — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:49:08 GMT

Frog Stomper
Leech Sniffer
Dung Prodder
Sheep Fiddler

"I always said 'e was a sheep fiddler!"

Please still leave Arseface & Piemaster as options. : (

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

BarbarianMacks — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 05:34:09 GMT

Useless space - wasting toerag

Dicknose

Plonker

"Cor look at 'im 'e's uglier than an 'atful of monkey's bums"

"Your face looks like a slapped ***"

gimpish timewasting idiot

cockwallow

dunce

mole (women only)

stickdick

pencildick

bumshuffler

"He's as useless with the sword in 'is 'and as 'e is with the one in his pants"

fat useless old toad

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Sylt — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:10:26 GMT

Fishlicker!

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Mufana — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:24:44 GMT

I'd say:

Walking Bollocks

Wailing Panties

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theSidewinder — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:02:30 GMT

Git
Mangy Git
Tramp
Zero
Mongrel
Scalawag
Lay-about
for nothin'
two-bit
chump
King of the Losers
Idiot
Twerp
Dung-Flinger
Dung-Catcher
Sissy
Dirtbag

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

bobbyprincess — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:54:19 GMT

i still think my ideas were blatently the best...but heres a few more:

"mongoloid house reject"
"you obviously get your looks from your great grandparents corpses"
"you have more fleas than your dog"
"your mothers a fat ho"
"i ain't wasting no slaves, send him" *pointing at you*

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

icarus414 — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:21:30 GMT

Hah! I must say that, if this is a democratic process, my vote'd have to go to 'Fishlicker' (since it'd be a bit shabby to vote for my own suggestions). Funny, weird and oddly offensive. Maybe 'Fishsucker' would be a bit better, though? Sounds fouler, in my opinion. I guess I should throw another of mine in too, so how 'bout 'Pigsticker'? Bit gender-specific though, innit. Can't all be winners, though. Ciao.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

TheaAlice — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:51:46 GMT

Ok here's mine.

You tosspot

You minging tosspot

Shut up minger

Bugger off or I will rip your arm off and beat you with the soggy end

You are depriving a decent village of its idiot

Scrophilous worm

I’ve seen better looking insects under rocks

Go forth and multiply

You are the biggest loser

You have the charisma of a worm, the personality of a plank and the looks of a mushroom, on a day – and today is not

You are special; your social worker said so

We all have needs, and yours are special, special needs

Does your mother know you are out this late?

Your dog is better looking, has less fleas and better breath

You couldn’t punch your way out of a wet paper bag

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

weedie_31 — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:03:24 GMT

Deuschbag
jigilo
George Bush
*** Sucker
Twink

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

coacrum — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:26:34 GMT

"Smooth as Exlax you are"
"Sharp as a marble"
"Your not the brightest star in the sky are ya..?"
***
Tree Hugger

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

EvilScotsman1 — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 04:02:35 GMT

Haggis Chaser!
or
"Away and chase a haggis!"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Darktruth2988 — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 04:09:35 GMT

Ya Twat

You Smell Like a Hobbe Cave

Boo, Get a Hair Cut

I've Seen Hobbes in Better Condition

Is That Your Face or a Chicken's ***?

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

JoshPNMK — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:19:48 GMT

The Chicken King

The Unwanted Red Headed Stepchild

Squid

Squirrel-Futz

Yam Lofter

The Lord of the Flies

A padiwhack

Yellow Fryer

Spells-Less

The Whining Mary

The Sucker of Farts

Morning Toast Tosser

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

fredijoao — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 22:21:34 GMT

Remedo de persona
debil ente
alcornoque
acosagallinas

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

fredijoao — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 22:21:36 GMT

Remedo de persona
debil ente
alcornoque
acosagallinas

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

fredijoao — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 22:21:38 GMT

Remedo de persona
debil ente
alcornoque
acosagallinas

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Lord_Terrible — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 23:33:32 GMT

"TMO nub".

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

frostadue — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:25:16 GMT

I always liked Buttblossom and Fartwrangler. Poomaster is nice

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

loito — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:21:26 GMT

this is some of the lamest f****ng insults i've eva heard

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

MUkaha — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:53:25 GMT

Sepiroth Junior or Little Sepiroth maybe Same As Sepiroth

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

MenosGrande86 — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:24:15 GMT

Here's a couple for the list:

man-cans

Wank Wanker

bleeding syphlitic afterbirth of a canine cluster****

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

CoJaKa — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:13:25 GMT

Silly Muffin
Terrorist
Crazed Turkey
Measly Weasel
Nincompoop
Horrid horse face
Sickening sick slurper
week wally
FROM DARKCRUSADER777@HOTMAIL.COM

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

theSidewinder — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:57:23 GMT

Nerf Herder
Numbskull
Badgerer
Whelp
***
The Foul One
Gangrenous
muck raker
Slugworth
Chickenheart
Rabble rouser
Crusty Juggler
Matchless Twit

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

nidiskt — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:14:50 GMT

Little ***
*** Hole
***-for-Brains
Hobo
Nippleless

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Zostera — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:37:38 GMT

gitface
arsewipe
pus-bucket
puke-breath
snot snorter
zit farmer
captain butt-brain
mangy turdburper
ignoble ignoramus
lowborn scum
lardy scuzzbucket (or just scuzzbucket)

I also like 'tosspot', or even 'sodding tosspot' has a nice ring to it.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

deathtastic09 — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:58:02 GMT

Wow im not reading that whole thing......

towel (think about it)

butt-pirate

earwax sucker

***

pus-licker

buttbrain

dillsucker

The Untouchable arseface (lol)

lard lover

dingleberrie licker

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Gerblinger — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 03:40:26 GMT

gerbler=using a gerble for......stimulation of the nether regions.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

VitasV — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:18:38 GMT

Here are some ideas which I beleive should be used:

***

Bludger

I think the Asylum gates are open

Drunk git

Cockney Pushover

Britains most dumest.

I hope a few of these ideas make it.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

jeebus01 — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:19:19 GMT

umm i think that the great insult buttmunch from beavis and butthead should be used, as well as the one my friend made up (which he made up to call his dad) buttram

On the topic of Hero Titles

Anonymous — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:00:39 GMT

You will probably remember our community call from a couple of weeks ago, where we asked you all politely...

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

mrguildmaster — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:16:53 GMT

Shisno as in "get lost shisno" or if someone is accompanying you "I'm with Shisno"
"you fatherless child of a motherless Ogre!"
"SMEEEEG-HEEEEEAD" as said by Kryton
"Blairboy"
"i think i will throw up if i look at you again"
and finally the old classic,"screw-you!"
i hope at least one of these make it to the game

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Eeyore4444 — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:00:05 GMT

knobshank

Not sure if this is still going, but yeah =D.

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Ulqiorra — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:24:16 GMT

there is a d in him
street kid
sack of ***
Cunthole
horsedick
Cuntd (used on males)

translated some norwegean insult words;P

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

MaiBlade — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:27:02 GMT

"Numbnut"

"Stupid Head"

"Idiot"

"Fool"

"Moron"

"Wartface"

"Piggy"

"Pigface"

"Guano" (poo)

"Environmentalist!" (Sorry, Enviornmental Science classes have been...)

"Dupe"

"Woman"-Man

"Man"-Woman

"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Qmayer — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:11:35 GMT

Maybe one of these

"Nob Rot!"

"Captain Nob Rot"

"Gimp Boy"

"Ace Hole"

"Super Git"

"Ball bag"

"It's ok everyone, we've found wally"

"Cow Lover!"

"Big Brother house mate"

"Pond sucker"

"Door licker"

"Scum"

"Goat Boy"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

PimpInTraining42 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:15:48 GMT

arsehole, buttmonger, dickwad, r-tard, loser, mad man, trouble-seeker, dickhead, pillow-biter,dumbarse, the-hero-that-never-was, too-cool-to-be-a-hero, too-cool-to-be--at-this-game, spawn of satan

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

MoistVonLipwig — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:44:00 GMT

Too much below the belt thought. You bloody blue collar tweakers! (to most of the previous posters) So many homophobic people. It said not to at the top ya daft fools!
Insult suggestions:
Dunny
Chook
Piker

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

MrFrapples — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:33:00 GMT

Idea for a woman would be "slagathor"
if the hero's a teenager "Zit troll"
Mabye if the character was fat all the villagers could say "You're daamn porky"
otherwise "Hobb lover"
"firecroch"
"Mad raving fool"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

gildiringis — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:10:56 GMT

partypooper
cacaface

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Pattylans — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:43:35 GMT

Knob Ninja
Crabpanties

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

WhaleHead — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 19:28:41 GMT

"Looking at you reminds me to scrub my taint" Lol

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

WhaleHead — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 19:28:48 GMT

"Looking at you reminds me to scrub my taint" Lol

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

mcpaddyb — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 21:35:05 GMT

How about if you get the right alignment "your nothing but a dirty Jack of Blades". Something for the Fable 1 fans.

P.S sorry if this is late

P.P.S 'Mon Ricky Hatton!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Elghinn — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 03:58:28 GMT

Id have to say an Argy-bargy

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

darkuser10 — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 05:49:36 GMT

fartknocker
wienerschnitzel
dorkstar
hurdy gurdy man

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

majikthise_110 — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 09:53:24 GMT

Rat Catcher

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

Ivan_Firebird — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 15:32:33 GMT

I woudda said 'lice-licker' but it's probably already been suggested.

Somewhere someone said 'Fart Breath' and I thought that was pretty vivid, not to mention a little more appropriate for the game than some of the other suggestions.

cheers!

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

stalkingtheloved — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 16:21:30 GMT

"Eeew, you make me wan'to go take a *** and cry in me own ***"

"Did you get beat up by hobos?"

"You must have been raised by hobbes"

"Tiny Tim"

"Dirty Rag"

"AHHH! BIG FOOT!!!"

"Baby Eater"

"*** Pimple"

"Cockrot"*male

"Crotchrot"*female

"PLEASE! HELP ME FIND MY BAB- Oh, it's just you...nevermind then"

"Well, arnt you an ugly sight to see?"

"Hasn't your mother ever told you not to be ugly?"

"Menstral Blood Sucker"

"Dragonterd"

"You wish you were a hero! stuuupid"

"Oh, please someone shoot me in the face!"

"I'd rather kiss you're dog then you!"

"Tillyweed"

"gooo awaayy, fat man!"

"Footsniffer"

"Fishgut"

"Rottenbanana"

"Willy Whacker"

"Spawn of Scorn"

"I'd rather be eaten by a Balverine then see you again"

"twat face!"(man yells in background: "twat did you say?!"

"I Demand A Shrubbery!"

i read 'I'd insult you, but you could likely beat the living crap out of me...and I have someplace to be later' i like it

i also read 'Hobbe nob' I like it too

(all british accent)

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

JasonRdz — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:36:13 GMT

"OMG it my grandma.. oh hehe srry thought you were.. some one els ye hehe"

"oh no his looking at me, maybe if i don't move he won't talk to me"

(for wifes that don't love you) Wife: 'oh blast why couldn't he have died during that quest"

"oh boy im sure going to have nightmares tonight"

"quick kill me before he asks me to marry him"

"Mr. JackOff"

it will make me happy if you would at least get and idea oh yea plz don't forget to put in some STAVES for will users

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

L2FNJ69 — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:44:02 GMT

how about "Chicken Choker"

re: Community Call Insult the Hero

TooManyPenguins — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 04:09:13 GMT

Arsewipe!
*** for brains!
Go jump in a pit!
Go away no one likes you.
If you had a gold for every person who hated you, you would be rich!
Balverine lover.
Jerk!
If I had a trout I would slap you silly!
Go jump in a lake!
The chickens should be chasing you!

The children could say all sorts of things like

Poopy head!
Butt munch!
Dummy!