Simon Says.... #3

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yeccman — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:28:51 GMT

The first woman in the drawing will be my wife in the game. Hahaha

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Herkron — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:36:31 GMT

Well then, I call the third one!

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SHannaraHaus3 — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:09:35 GMT

Ive got the second

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bops235 — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:12:50 GMT

Well...I call them all hahahahah

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tbeaz — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:28:27 GMT

lol turdmaggedon

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Quietshadows — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:32:52 GMT

i think ill take the second and third (they're too ugly for anyone else to even think about tapping which means they're clean....atleast on the inside).

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Gnorian — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:30:34 GMT

*Murders all the competition, kills the second and third woman, than runs off with the first girl!* [XD]

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darksideguy223 — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:41:15 GMT

2 ***s a hole and heart beat that's all that takes for me all go with all 3 lol jk

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skiwampus — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:07:29 GMT

I'm pretty sure all three of them are sausage wallets. You can have the lot of them.

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guitarscout — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:49:23 GMT

Well let's see. Think about a time line here. The chick on the far left is the one you fall in love with. You get married. Later on in life, she will gradually turn ugly, which the chick in the middle represents. And then, when you and her grow old, she's fat AND ugly, which the one on the far right represents. So, basically, she's all one woman.
Long story short.....I'll take all three

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stomp224 — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:02:17 GMT

Haha! if only someone would drop that much soap on Paris! The French tourists that visit my town have an acrid aroma to them, and theres so many of them that oxygen runs out almost as soon as their coach pulls up.

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Eonix — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:27:25 GMT

“The biggest concentration of shite, eh. Hmm. But Martin - are you saying what I think you’re saying?” “Turdmageddon”

Awesome xD
Amazing concept art as always. For a moment I thought that was how the female character could end up looking, if you ended up poor or something.

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Greg453 — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:58:01 GMT

LOL!!!!

I laugh at every paragraph of simons post!
I love british people:
First they got humor
And second, I love this accent (one a positive, not offending way)

And could somebody tell Simon, that you also could whipe your hands on your pants (your own!) dry.
And that stainless steal is a soap alternative.
Just be carefull that no one sees you when you clean your hands in use of someone elses tea spoon.

Greg the Mad

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mikeofblades — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:29:23 GMT

I've seen this picture' the whores of Albion' . I think it was on display at Barcalona.

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php_penguin — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:45:30 GMT

the first one looks like an attractive Gerry Haliwell...

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twelthdoctor — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:48:47 GMT

Nice pics to add to the concept art display... latex gloves may be available from the local grocer or pharmacy, and they do the job when soap isn't available (or just search some french dev's desk (Guillame?)- he must have wine somewhere, and the alcahol can be cleansing).

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DarkDisguise — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:37:13 GMT

Funny thing is that the first one's dress really reminds me of Lady Grey. So much for royalty, looks like she headed straight down to the dump

But it's still veeeeeeeeery nice concept art. Fable is no doubt the best. (and 2 I think)

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mhitman — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:56:41 GMT

i remember seeing a pic like this a year ago that was on a tv. Heh, i wonder who costs the most?

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Mortalitis_Infinitas — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:49:25 GMT

Ha ha. Fun stuff!

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mcpaddyb — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:54:45 GMT

i already bagzeed them all im my head so ha ha. Besides the first one guffin'. The last is where the parties at, G'Mornin'!!

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tbeaz — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:00:52 GMT

first 1 looks liek a hooker

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midnyht — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:32:07 GMT

i think thats because she is a hooker, lol they all are. That was harsh about the "forcibly cleansing" lol

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Sam — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:01:39 GMT

Maybe it's indeed time the team showed some gigolos. ;-)

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AngryMongoose — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:19:12 GMT

S'okay, my character won't care if his women are married, in fact, he finds it attractive

(you will be able to have affairs right, RIGHT?)

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kamino92 — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:11:45 GMT

that thing about france was just way too funny to be alowed!

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Krabath — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:27:25 GMT

Looks like the middle one has done quite a few blowjobs... why else would her knees have blue marks? This Fable 2 seems to have a very colourful cast!

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SfK-Pyro — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:52:47 GMT

I openly laughed when reading about forcivly washing all the French through liquid soap for the first time in decades, it was just great... lol

and I allways enjoy seeing more concept art- except sometimes they make me shudder (thinks back to valentine's day) lol

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CyberSkull — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:00:38 GMT

I have to show this to my friend. I wonder which she will choose?

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Myrshire — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:43:32 GMT

Yes! Thank you! I love the British humour ^^
Forcibly washing the French, Ha! as if they'd start a revolt lol

*shudders* ugh Sfk-Pyro Whyyy!?! I just got Valentines outta my head >.<

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Jahiri — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:12:17 GMT

haha, very funny

Onoez! Turdmageddon!
Quickly, duck and cover!

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smith7391 — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:37:10 GMT

This should be made into a youtube video

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Myrshire — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:19:20 GMT

Yes! lmao, or, soon to be, if it ever was made into a vid

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rosecruix — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:27:07 GMT

entry. That made me laugh. Decided at this moment in time I am certainly the third woman in the pictures....

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callummain — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:04:37 GMT

Well this is my first visit to this wonderful site, and im wondering how i could possibly have lived without simon says ...

i believe the third women is possibly turdmageddon incarnate, definatly my type!

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moonfever — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:28:10 GMT

I think you're right Sam. By all means give us some gigolos. Us lady players
would love that.
Love your cap!

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shadowc35 — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:37:14 GMT

id give the joke a 7.5 out of ten >_>

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FableFanboy — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:30:05 GMT

I didn't get the joke :'(

Else, amsuing.