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That vagrant kicked my dog!

Last post 11-04-2009, 18:36 by Xahnith. 54 replies.
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  •  08-13-2009, 13:53 3384917

    That vagrant kicked my dog!

    I was walking around Oakfield, a very nice character who has never done anything wrong with my husky and suddenly when I stop to flirt with one of the villagers and hand out some autograph cards this farmer comes up and kicks my dog up the bum!

    The poor thing yelped and I wheeled round and aimed a swift growl to scare the nutter away! But my poor pooch! Not only that but I then was in Bloodstone and one of those dirty beggers came up and kicked him too!

    That one didnt get off so easily, placed a bullet between his eyes for this maltreatment of my poor dog.Devious [:evious:]

    Has anyone else had this!?

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  •  08-13-2009, 14:13 3384925 in reply to 3384917

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    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    Yes, it happens. I believe people of opposing karmas will be mean to your dog. I think poeple of extremely snobby upper class may also do it. Every time I just put a bullet in their balls and be done with it. Big Smile [:D]
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    Uh... just so I can remember. Smily [:)]

    Note: That had nothing to do with real life, in case you haven't figured out yet.
  •  08-13-2009, 14:53 3384957 in reply to 3384925

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    They bloody deserve it. I save their asses from the end of Albion as they know it and all their riches and they come and kick by faithful pooch. How very dare they.

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  •  08-13-2009, 14:56 3384960 in reply to 3384957

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    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    I also occasionally turn safeties off and pop them with CHaos. So they can humiliate themselves. Then I hit them point blank with the Enforcer. Boom, goes the DYNOMITE! Ha.
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    Uh... just so I can remember. Smily [:)]

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  •  08-13-2009, 16:32 3384999 in reply to 3384917

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    I had someone in Fairfax Gardens do it. Nobody ever did it again because that person ended up in a crumpled heap on the pavement with their head a few feet away. You'd be amazed what public decapitations can achieve
  •  08-13-2009, 16:41 3385007 in reply to 3384999

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    For some reason when someone goes to kick my dog, my dog just growls at them and they back away...so don't really have to worry about him getting kicked. It seems dogs usually get kicked when they're ugly and E v i l [Evil]. When they are G o o d [Good], just be careful around Bloodstone sometimes, although I've kind of converted people there, because they seem to compliment me instead of asking me for the best 10 seconds of my life. Crazy [:crazy:]



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  •  08-13-2009, 16:55 3385015 in reply to 3385007

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    mystic_wolf83:
    For some reason when someone goes to kick my dog, my dog just growls at them and they back away...so don't really have to worry about him getting kicked. It seems dogs usually get kicked when they're ugly and E v i l [Evil]. When they are G o o d [Good], just be careful around Bloodstone sometimes, although I've kind of converted people there, because they seem to compliment me instead of asking me for the best 10 seconds of my life. Crazy [:crazy:]

    Why would you want them to stop offering that...particular service. I've spent a fortune on that. I'm making 13 grand every 5 minutes and need to spend it somehow. I'm the most notorious whore-monger in Bloodstone.

    Also reducing a person to a charred skeleton for kicking your dog sends a pretty fierce message too.
  •  08-13-2009, 17:27 3385036 in reply to 3385015

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    My wife, Lady Grey, once kicked my dog.  Let's just say we're no longer together.
    (She dead.)

  •  08-14-2009, 19:19 3385409 in reply to 3385036

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    Your dog truly is your best friend in this game...aint letting no broad get between me and my mutt. ^^ [^^]

    And Lady Grey was an unholy spawn of the dead...she needed exorcising lol.

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  •  08-14-2009, 19:40 3385416 in reply to 3385409

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    If they kick my dog they die, and depending on which of my heros I am playing depends on how they die.  Though I must admit I wiped Bloodstone out more than once.  Crazy [:crazy:]Ninja [:ninja:]
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  •  08-15-2009, 5:41 3385510 in reply to 3385416

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    lol haha, Im contemplating taking the next one who kicks my dog on my E v i l [Evil] profile to the temple of shadows instead...will be a nice long trip to the circle of death.

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  •  08-15-2009, 20:34 3385685 in reply to 3385510

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    Unless it lands on the Change Gender slot...then it would have to be two trips which ruins your plans. The game can be just as E v i l [Evil] to you and your prophecies. Angry [:@]



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  •  08-16-2009, 18:03 3385952 in reply to 3384917

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    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    I have only seen this on my E v i l [Evil] character! But I was like whoa... Shows how in depth the game can be.

  •  08-16-2009, 19:02 3385970 in reply to 3385952

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    And how much we REALLY do care for that dog lol

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  •  08-16-2009, 19:34 3385979 in reply to 3384917

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    Had it happen a few times. Usually the shop owners. Was very tempted to shoot one or two.WTF [:wtf:]  But I haven't yet.Stick out tongue [:P]

  •  08-17-2009, 6:27 3386091 in reply to 3385979

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    There isn´t an NPC alive that has kicked my dog... Even the bloody Town Crier of Bowerstone tried to pull that sh¡t. He got his head taken off by a Rammer-arrow.
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  •  08-17-2009, 14:20 3386235 in reply to 3386091

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    Chieffie:
    There isn´t an NPC alive that has kicked my dog... Even the bloody Town Crier of Bowerstone tried to pull that sh¡t. He got his head taken off by a Rammer-arrow.

    If someone kicks my dog, that should make him a criminal, so I can shoot him. It's really hard being G o o d [Good] in this game. Disappointed [:isappoin]

  •  08-17-2009, 15:12 3386266 in reply to 3386235

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    Well...I broke. Some dude kicked my hound and I went mad and killed him...then the rest of Bloodstone turned on me so I killed them too.

    ...then I went a little far and ended up getting horns, E v i l [Evil] skin and green eyes...and am now regretting it lol. Sad [:(]

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  •  08-17-2009, 17:14 3386329 in reply to 3386266

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    Hartigan:
    Well...I broke. Some dude kicked my hound and I went mad and killed him...then the rest of Bloodstone turned on me so I killed them too.

    ...then I went a little far and ended up getting horns, E v i l [Evil] skin and green eyes...and am now regretting it lol. Sad [:(]
    LOL, well I am so glad I didn't.Stick out tongue [:P]  Go donate a lot of money in the Light Temple. Smily [:)]

  •  08-17-2009, 17:33 3386333 in reply to 3386329

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    lol thankfully sock puppets and temple of light donations have made me nice again haha

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  •  08-17-2009, 19:58 3386371 in reply to 3386333

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    Until the next vagrant kicks your dog.Laugh [:laugh:] 


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  •  08-17-2009, 22:49 3386402 in reply to 3386371

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    lol haha yes! Although so far no-one has dared come even close to my pooch.

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  •  08-18-2009, 2:01 3386431 in reply to 3386402

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    Hartigan:
    lol haha yes! Although so far no-one has dared come even close to my pooch.
    I bet, especially since you went on your little killing rampage.Big Smile [:D]

  •  08-18-2009, 6:18 3386468 in reply to 3386431

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    ...alas, one did last night in Bloodstone. So I turned and with my new 'threaten' expression scared him off lol.

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  •  08-18-2009, 10:31 3386528 in reply to 3386468

    Re: That vagrant kicked my dog!

    Hartigan:
    ...alas, one did last night in Bloodstone. So I turned and with my new 'threaten' expression scared him off lol.
      I really love the expressions.Smily [:)] 

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