550. I wait by my postbox thinking that it's release day but I'm not sure, I wait, there is nothing to be done. After a while a boy comes and tells me that Fable 3 will surely come tomorrow.

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We Must Make It To A Million !
Aww... No cookie...

551: I bump this thread and get banned hahahahaha!

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Someone once said i have ADD, that means i get distracted really ea..OMG SQUIRREL!

EnfoirédIrlandais:

550. I wait by my postbox thinking that it's release day but I'm not sure, I wait, there is nothing to be done. After a while a boy comes and tells me that Fable 3 will surely come tomorrow.

552. I look into my hat, and there is the only copy of Fable 3, but I do not see it and hit my hat to see if anything is in it. The CD drops to the ground and breaks. After a while a boy comes and just admits there is no Fable 3 and Godot will never come. Stop waiting you exestentialist idiots!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster buys fable 3 and either:

553. It's so that all of the noodley appendages that keep us on the ground are used instead to play fable 3, and we all fly off into space.

554. It's so bad that he decides to just end the planet

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555.

Moleynux and the Lionhead staff are killed by Jack of Blades, who was pissed that he didn't make the sequel.

556. Someone violently assaults me, to the point of which i was asked to be interviewed by 134 countries. Then i write a sincere letter to Microsoft, asking if i may speak with PM and they say sure. I then talk to him about my dreams of what fable 3 will be like. He then offers me a job for 21 grand a week, as the "idea man." We nearly scrap fable 3 and start working on it again

(I was assaulted 4 weeks before fable 3's release)

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pirate nazi ninja robot chickens attack the white house, then the americans declare war on india, during which holly willoughby, cheryl cole and megan fox are all killed. i then go on an insane killing spree in guildford, and i accidentally kill everybody involved in fable 3, and dectroy the warehouse where the copies were being stored. a sad day in the history of human kind. 3 beautiful women dead and no fable 3.

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Killing hollow men enlightens my bowels!

558: spider flu monkey aids spreads worldwide, killing millions. playing halo 3 is the only vaccine: no time for anyone to play fable 3. i lay down my life to experience it anyway, and find that i can't get out of the tutorial level because the tax man demands 10p from me and my debit card is bust

damn you microtransaction!

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Every time I make a really post, a dev posts right after me, and my masterpiece is swallowed up in the wave of posts that quote and respond to the dev

JTGreat:

I hope I can be an online prostitute.

559-we actually make it to 1 million and it our glorious efforts to make it to 1 million things that could go wrong, we forget about fable 3

560-bill gates dies, sending Microsoft into a flaming death, therefore sending lionhead into an icey death trap of doom

561-My math text book is released and the publishing of the inside covers corrupts the world. Going into an anarchists world fighting about anarchies rules...

562-My French teacher

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563: the collector's edition has a figurine in it >.>

sorry if i posted this one already, but figurines really are a pet peeve of mine

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Every time I make a really post, a dev posts right after me, and my masterpiece is swallowed up in the wave of posts that quote and respond to the dev

JTGreat:

I hope I can be an online prostitute.

564.  The IRS knocks on my door having mistaken, my comments on the amount of gold my Fable II hero's have for the real thing and demand payment.  Where by I end up handing over my xbox and Fable collection to the IRS to prove they are sadly mistaken.

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I am one forum year old.

suzanne536 brute

565. Peter Molyneux manages to divide something by zero, thus ending all life and existance. Nuff said.

566. John Connor Dies....

567: it's better than peter makes it sound and humanity kills each other over the million or so copies

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-DR T JR-

I got MY Lavos Spawn From
Luna's Lavos Spawn Adoption Agency!

568:

569: SETI intercepts an alien transmission. All nerds with any skill with code or computers is called upon, and Fable 3 is left, abandoned, by LH.

While this doesn't stop the actual release, the first version of the game is horribly overrun by bugs and LH are not there to put out patches

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Every time I make a really post, a dev posts right after me, and my masterpiece is swallowed up in the wave of posts that quote and respond to the dev

JTGreat:

I hope I can be an online prostitute.

the internet is clogged up with a million posts from this message board and all communications break down

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Every silver lining has a cloud

571: the moon gains a face, falls and kills us all

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-DR T JR-

I got MY Lavos Spawn From
Luna's Lavos Spawn Adoption Agency!

572: There is suddenly major inflation and all the money we were saving up to buy it goes worthless

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Every silver lining has a cloud

Peter is killed in an Ale accident

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-DR T JR-

I got MY Lavos Spawn From
Luna's Lavos Spawn Adoption Agency!

mattatattatatta:

565. Peter Molyneux manages to divide something by zero, thus ending all life and existance. Nuff said.

574: Peter manages to make an exponent so that anything raised by it will be equal to zero, which is impossible, thus ending all life and existence.

575: Peter manages to take the square root of a negative number without using imaginaries, thus ending all life and existence.

576: The whole forum decides to kill me because I do nothing substantial and am too much of a math nerd, so my spirit comes back to haunt the creators of Fable 3 to death, causing the survivors to abandon the franchise forever.

577: Lionhead Deliveries of Fable III are accidently misplaced with shipment of Lionhead Rabbits. On the brightside, people in pet stores have recieved copies of Fable III.

 

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"Wisdom is knowing what to do next; Skill is knowing how to do it, and Virtue is doing it."

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578: Everything suggested on this thread happens without exception!

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1 year on the forums and counting! Get it? Counting? Oh never mind...

579. Halo reach comes out and everyone buys that and no one buys fable 3 and lionhead go bust