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Last post 12-31-2008, 2:38 by xxreaper666. 113 replies.
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  •  12-04-2008, 14:39 3249101 in reply to 3249099

    Re: Found this...

    DarthTrethon:
    Saresa:
    DarthTrethon:

    moonfever:
    Seriously, turn your safety off, I promise to behave, is what I hear a lot  from my friends.Stick out tongue [:P]

    lol Just tell them that they can behave well with the safety on.

    I can't immagine what kind of idiot would actually fall for something like that or what kind of idiot would expect to be believed when saying he/she will behave when asking for the safety to be turned off. 

     



    You don't need safety off to cause havoc....all you need is to be in a town, and start bashing/shooting doors/windows. Your non-henchman friend will be mobbed by guards wanting to arrest him/her for vandlism ^^

    True but that usually lasts around .000000001 seconds before getting kicked out and scaring people doesn't have the kind of lasting effect that murder does.

    I would be the one kicking out the henchman.Stick out tongue [:P]  A friend broke my door in my house, and it doesn't come back.Sad [:(]  He was booted.

  •  12-04-2008, 14:47 3249115 in reply to 3249101

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    A broken door or window doesn't affect your reputation too much except for momentarily scaring a few NPCs but with the safety off a henchman can kill dozens of NPCs with a single spell and if that happened it would be the chicken suit for you to get the survivors to stop running like headless chickens.
  •  12-04-2008, 14:55 3249124 in reply to 3249115

    Re: Found this...

    DarthTrethon:
    A broken door or window doesn't affect your reputation too much except for momentarily scaring a few NPCs but with the safety off a henchman can kill dozens of NPCs with a single spell and if that happened it would be the chicken suit for you to get the survivors to stop running like headless chickens.


    I never turn my safety off, during coop. Some people just can't help themselves.Stick out tongue [:P]


  •  12-04-2008, 16:27 3249255 in reply to 3249124

    Re: Found this...

    It's those windows ...

    it's just so tempting ...


    I rock your socks. And my own sometimes.

    Nobody's a virgin , because life screws us all.
    meralonne:

    Note to all posters: Underking is da man. Up [:up:]

    No , YOU the man!
  •  12-04-2008, 16:30 3249261 in reply to 3248871

    Re: Found this...

    XD i love listening to people say that stuff
    Aidan
  •  12-04-2008, 16:47 3249285 in reply to 3249255

    Re: Found this...

    Underking:

    It's those windows ...

    it's just so tempting ...

    LOL, yeah, but I don't want trashed out towns.Stick out tongue [:P]

  •  12-04-2008, 16:51 3249295 in reply to 3249261

    Re: Found this...

    If you join some random persons game and go on a killing/vandalism spree if they are annoying you, does it make you more E v i l [Evil]/corrupt on your own game?

    Also, surely if you go and kill one person they will notice and just kick you out straight away, or can't they? I've not done co-op yet.

    Jesus said to John "Come forth and I will give you eternal life" John came fifth and won a toaster.

  •  12-04-2008, 16:55 3249303 in reply to 3248763

    Re: Found this...

    AbsintheMinded0:
    List in Game Informer re: Fable 2

    Top 10 Things Overheard From Other Players' Orbs in Fable II

    10. How do I get rid of an STD?

    9. Hey, let's go sleep with your wife.

    8. I totally just saw Peter Molyneux!  He gave me a million gold!

    7. Why does my girl look like a gross bodybuilder?

    6.  Hey, turn your safety off.

    5. Can you kill your dog?

    4. Aw, man! I lost my wood combo.

    3. Why am I so fat?

    2. Dang it, I'm already married.  Can I still have sex with people?

    1. Seriously, turn your safety off.  I promise to behave.

    --

    I found it pretty amusing, for the mere fact that I heard waaaaay worse stuff than this from Orbs.  Anyone else hear anything ridiculous? (I guess that's like asking if anyone eats breakfast)

       She's hot...





    I'm SmartPerson...
    OBAMA!
  •  12-04-2008, 17:32 3249364 in reply to 3248841

    Re: Found this...

    actual conversation I heard, player 1 how do I assassinate people? player 2 you take out your weapon and press down on the D-pad, player 1 ok, it didn't work, player 2 invite me to your game i'll show you, player 1 ok...(few seconds later) HEY! WTH! that was my wife you b*tch!

    lol


    best podcast
  •  12-04-2008, 17:36 3249366 in reply to 3249295

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    Acky86:
    If you join some random persons game and go on a killing/vandalism spree if they are annoying you, does it make you more E v i l [Evil]/corrupt on your own game?

    Also, surely if you go and kill one person they will notice and just kick you out straight away, or can't they? I've not done co-op yet.

    Yes it does.  And pause kick is so simple.Smily [:)]

  •  12-04-2008, 18:27 3249405 in reply to 3249295

    Re: Found this...

    Acky86:
    If you join some random persons game and go on a killing/vandalism spree if they are annoying you, does it make you more E v i l [Evil]/corrupt on your own game?

    Also, surely if you go and kill one person they will notice and just kick you out straight away, or can't they? I've not done co-op yet.

    The Hero controls the safety.  The Henchman can't turn off the safety on their own.. they have to talk the host into it.  But they can still vandalize and make a mess of things...

    So if you join someone's game, you can't kill a villager unless they allow it (or are foolish enough to turn the safety off when asked).

    One potion makes you larger and one potion makes you small and the one Lionhead didn't give you doesn't do anything at all...
  •  12-05-2008, 11:34 3250025 in reply to 3249303

    Re: Found this...

    Knight_Of_Blades:

    AbsintheMinded0:
    List in Game Informer re: Fable 2

    Top 10 Things Overheard From Other Players' Orbs in Fable II

    10. How do I get rid of an STD?

    9. Hey, let's go sleep with your wife.

    8. I totally just saw Peter Molyneux!  He gave me a million gold!

    7. Why does my girl look like a gross bodybuilder?

    6.  Hey, turn your safety off.

    5. Can you kill your dog?

    4. Aw, man! I lost my wood combo.

    3. Why am I so fat?

    2. Dang it, I'm already married.  Can I still have sex with people?

    1. Seriously, turn your safety off.  I promise to behave.

    --

    I found it pretty amusing, for the mere fact that I heard waaaaay worse stuff than this from Orbs.  Anyone else hear anything ridiculous? (I guess that's like asking if anyone eats breakfast)

       She's hot...



    You G o o d [Good] Sir, are officially on my *** List.

    i m gurl wh0 gun t33ch u l3ss0n
    [/url]
  •  12-05-2008, 11:38 3250030 in reply to 3250025

    Re: Found this...

    AbsintheMinded0:
    Knight_Of_Blades:

    AbsintheMinded0:
    List in Game Informer re: Fable 2

    Top 10 Things Overheard From Other Players' Orbs in Fable II

    10. How do I get rid of an STD?

    9. Hey, let's go sleep with your wife.

    8. I totally just saw Peter Molyneux!  He gave me a million gold!

    7. Why does my girl look like a gross bodybuilder?

    6.  Hey, turn your safety off.

    5. Can you kill your dog?

    4. Aw, man! I lost my wood combo.

    3. Why am I so fat?

    2. Dang it, I'm already married.  Can I still have sex with people?

    1. Seriously, turn your safety off.  I promise to behave.

    --

    I found it pretty amusing, for the mere fact that I heard waaaaay worse stuff than this from Orbs.  Anyone else hear anything ridiculous? (I guess that's like asking if anyone eats breakfast)

       She's hot...



    You G o o d [Good] Sir, are officially on my *** List.
    lol, you have fans!  You should gift them an autograph card.


  •  12-05-2008, 11:42 3250036 in reply to 3250030

    Re: Found this...

    Beastest:
    AbsintheMinded0:
    Knight_Of_Blades:

    AbsintheMinded0:
    List in Game Informer re: Fable 2

    Top 10 Things Overheard From Other Players' Orbs in Fable II

    10. How do I get rid of an STD?

    9. Hey, let's go sleep with your wife.

    8. I totally just saw Peter Molyneux!  He gave me a million gold!

    7. Why does my girl look like a gross bodybuilder?

    6.  Hey, turn your safety off.

    5. Can you kill your dog?

    4. Aw, man! I lost my wood combo.

    3. Why am I so fat?

    2. Dang it, I'm already married.  Can I still have sex with people?

    1. Seriously, turn your safety off.  I promise to behave.

    --

    I found it pretty amusing, for the mere fact that I heard waaaaay worse stuff than this from Orbs.  Anyone else hear anything ridiculous? (I guess that's like asking if anyone eats breakfast)

       She's hot...



    You G o o d [Good] Sir, are officially on my *** List.
    lol, you have fans!  You should gift them an autograph card.

    Or carve "Your Health Is Low" into their foreheads.


    squidproquo:
    You are a murdering machine, G o o d [Good] sir.

    No, I don't have a sex change potion. But I do have this!
  •  12-05-2008, 11:44 3250041 in reply to 3250030

    Re: Found this...

    (sorry..double post)


    squidproquo:
    You are a murdering machine, G o o d [Good] sir.

    No, I don't have a sex change potion. But I do have this!
  •  12-05-2008, 11:47 3250046 in reply to 3250041

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    Or just smack the *** out of them.

    i m gurl wh0 gun t33ch u l3ss0n
    [/url]
  •  12-05-2008, 11:49 3250049 in reply to 3250046

    Re: Found this...

    AbsintheMinded0:
    Or just smack the *** out of them.
      That works too.
    I rock your socks. And my own sometimes.

    Nobody's a virgin , because life screws us all.
    meralonne:

    Note to all posters: Underking is da man. Up [:up:]

    No , YOU the man!
  •  12-05-2008, 12:42 3250138 in reply to 3249094

    Re: Found this...

    I remember one kid running through bowerstone Market, screeming "I just had sex with my wife!" then his mother came in and said "What!?" and he then said "uhhh, nothing," Mother: "is that game filthy!?!" "NO Mom! NO MOM! NO PLEASE!!!" "(High pitched screaming) NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" then he's gone. That was really eventful.
  •  12-05-2008, 13:02 3250160 in reply to 3250138

    Re: Found this...

    I've heard little kids arguing with their parents over XBL while playing Halo. All I can say is that we all had a G o o d [Good] laugh after he had to "go to bed".

    i m gurl wh0 gun t33ch u l3ss0n
    [/url]
  •  12-05-2008, 13:18 3250177 in reply to 3250160

    Re: Found this...

    Oh it's just tooo rich. My favorite is the expletive filled tirade. Seriously, you do not sound more intelligent when every other word within a rather broken sentence involves a derogatory reference to coitus. It is possible to express oneself without resorting to such measures. Still, what's this about frying someone in co-op? Is there a bug that allows you to kill your host using lightning? I must try that!
  •  12-05-2008, 13:20 3250180 in reply to 3250177

    Re: Found this...

    mwcarlson:
    Oh it's just tooo rich. My favorite is the expletive filled tirade. Seriously, you do not sound more intelligent when every other word within a rather broken sentence involves a derogatory reference to coitus. It is possible to express oneself without resorting to such measures. Still, what's this about frying someone in co-op? Is there a bug that allows you to kill your host using lightning? I must try that!


    I'm sorry, but who were you referring to?  If it was me, then I was not making derogatory references to coitus.  In fact, the message board *'s out ANY word resembling a curse word, so for that matter, it could be anything. 

    If you were *not* referring to my starred words, I am sorry if you believe me to not be intelligent, and I was unaware that I was using any broken sentences.

    And if you were not referring to me at all, my apologies for even bringing this subject up in this thread.



    i m gurl wh0 gun t33ch u l3ss0n
    [/url]
  •  12-05-2008, 13:23 3250184 in reply to 3250180

    Re: Found this...

    Oh it's just a general comment about those who cannot control their language over XBL. Not that I object to a well placed curse here and there. It's the overuse of such things that becomes absurd. I did not intend to insinuate that you, my G o o d [Good] lady, had such a failing (if that was indeed how you interpreted my comment).
  •  12-05-2008, 13:25 3250186 in reply to 3250184

    Re: Found this...

    mwcarlson:
    Oh it's just a general comment about those who cannot control their language over XBL. Not that I object to a well placed curse here and there. It's the overuse of such things that becomes absurd. I did not intend to insinuate that you, my G o o d [Good] lady, had such a failing (if that was indeed how you interpreted my comment).


    Now I feel like a direct vulgar interpretation of coitus.  Lol.

    I'm sorry if I jumped at you, I'm just on the defense a little lately. =]

    i m gurl wh0 gun t33ch u l3ss0n
    [/url]
  •  12-05-2008, 13:27 3250187 in reply to 3250160

    Re: Found this...

    On I've heard a lot while in Castle Fairfax is

    *spoiler*

    How do I change my sex back again?

    I don't want to be a girl/guy forever.

    */spoiler*

    Stick out tongue [:P] Sorry your stuck ha ha.

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  •  12-05-2008, 13:29 3250191 in reply to 3250187

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    Not my list..got it from Game Informer. =]

    I do enjoy listening to people.  But it does get old after a while.  I can only tolerate about 5 minutes of compulsory screaming and moaning about achievements.

    i m gurl wh0 gun t33ch u l3ss0n
    [/url]
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