Well, you "can" sell a game with child killing in it, just the market will be severely narrowed, what with the increased focus on video games from moralist politicians these days. Fallout 2 got away with it... know there's a couple others too, but only one that springs to mind.

Anyway, killing them seems a bit severe, but perhaps donate them to the Temple of Shadows (on the paper, for educative purposes and acolyte training, what actually happens we don't need to know ) or shove the lot in an orphanage. Or just add a "SHUT UP YOU BRAT" expression to the game. I usually go out of my way to use follow expression on all the kids in a town, scare the crap out of them until fear bar is at leftmost side, and they never bother me again ^^

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Nobody's perfect... I'm a nobody.

No longer a Happy Junior Member I liked being happy....

Shisou:

Surinade:

Unfortunately you can't kill them. I hope they make it possible in Fable 3 or in another add-on for Fable 2 to make it possible to kill Children. They're annoying.

They won't be able to sell even 10,000 copies if they make human children killable.  No store would be caught putting the game on the shelves.

I think I read somewhere that PM is totally against the notion of child-killing in his games. Can't remember, though... it was a while ago. 

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squidproquo:

You are a murdering machine, sir.

No, I don't have a sex change potion. But I do have this!

I see what you did there OP.. lol

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OR in the new game they could introduce having to provide for your family....and that includes feeding them.....so don't feed the children......see where I'm going with this?

Hey, they might turn into hollowboys and hollowgirls and you'd have to clear them out

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"If less is more, think just how great MORE will be!"

Man!!! Where do u get all the dough for all the birthdays you will inevitibly have to celebrate

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the Sandgoose is still a lie!

Ok after checking this out... And at times its HARD to see anything but there IS 1 boy... straw hat...

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Killing Kids!!!, a bit over the top, but nothing against lucien killing your sister and shooting YOU with a gun which propels you out a dozen story high window when YOU were a kid, promting you to want to take revenge.

oh the irony

Well now that I know the trick to how they got that many kids in one spot I believe its time to play my character again and see how many I can get

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http://alexisrose.mybrute.com/team/109037

Step 1: Have sex
Step 2: Change a few diapers
Step 3: Rinse and repeat.

Shade_Tail:

Step 1: Have sex
Step 2: Change a few diapers
Step 3: Rinse and repeat.

As long as you have your marital house in the right place, yes your 3 step method would work well

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http://alexisrose.mybrute.com/team/109037

How is it possible to have so many kids??? I have only six with one wife. Is there a way to get more? Please help me!

The way they had so many kids in one place is to set your marital house in the house behind the Demon Door in Oakfield. Have kids with your wife, kill her, move next wife in, have a few kids, kill her, just keep repeating....since it is behind the Demon Door the kids don't get taken away.

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http://alexisrose.mybrute.com/team/109037

alexisrose:

The way they had so many kids in one place is to set your marital house in the house behind the Demon Door in Oakfield. Have kids with your wife, kill her, move next wife in, have a few kids, kill her, just keep repeating....since it is behind the Demon Door the kids don't get taken away.

But my kids disappeared as I killed my wife and went for looking for a new wife.

Ralfus86:

How is it possible to have so many kids??? I have only six with one wife. Is there a way to get more? Please help me!

Read The Bag's comments in this thread.

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squidproquo:

You are a murdering machine, sir.

No, I don't have a sex change potion. But I do have this!

That's just insane, and hilarious.
Gotta try this, yes, indeed.

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Gradius1:

If the abuse towards each other continues, there will be bans.

Shisou:

Y'know, there's this thing called a condom...

Man, do I feel sorry for your wife!

Her *bleep* must be like the gate to oblivion now... With kids just materializing from nowhere... Sex'd Be like throwing a cocktail weenie down a hallway...

 

lord...

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Myself:

Then I'll go insane, think I'm a Highwayman, and randomly shoot people coming down the Freeway and loot their bodies for gold.

OMG! how many fertility drugs is your wife testing? I know times in Albion are hard, but there has to be a better way to make a little extra money. for effort

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Time Is A Predator That Stalks Us Our Whole Lives.

While "theoretically" it is possible to have such a huge amount of children with one wife, I'm thinking that this hero has multiple wives in Oakfield and had them "follow" him behind the demon door, plain and simple seeing as your children can only follow you within the same region (you can't get them to follow you from Bowerstone to Bloodstone, for example).

This video is therefore a bit deceiving, but funny to look at none the less.

I guess you have had a lot of hard work, if you know what I mean.

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Smashbabe:

While "theoretically" it is possible to have such a huge amount of children with one wife, I'm thinking that this hero has multiple wives in Oakfield and had them "follow" him behind the demon door, plain and simple seeing as your children can only follow you within the same region (you can't get them to follow you from Bowerstone to Bloodstone, for example). This video is therefore a bit deceiving, but funny to look at none the less.

Sorry, but you kids can't even follow you through the demon door.  This has gotta be legit......insane, but legit.

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"The world needs heroes, just not this one."

That would be awesome. because in the game when the child says something to you or blows a raspberry at you the only thing you can really do is kill their parents and make them petrified. and that can be very time consuming. so that is a great idea you can just do the "beat it kid" expression and the kid just gets lost.

The highest so far ive gotten was six, and working on seven. an easier way of doing that is to buy fairfax castle and marry a whore because after you have sex she wont make you wait, she will let you go again

You're too , there won't be enough houses to live in when they grow up!