The Shop Teacher 5G- Remove one of someone's fingers.
The Anarchist 20G- As ruler, set up no government.
The Fool 5G- Let the same guilty villager go free two times.
The Caveman 10G- Kill 500 enemies with a club.
The Forsaken 10G- Wait 2 real time hours before proceeding to the final boss fight.
We've got 5 years left to crying.