Right now I can think of 4 things that are the funniest to do in TLC(Help me expand it):

• Kill Briar Rose(doesn't matter if you're or )I just HATE her!(and its also funny to hear Jack saying "She deserves to DIE!")
• Go to Twinbale camp/Elite camp,gather like 6 bandits to follow you,lead them through Oakvale and Barrow fields(With no Guard intreference!)to the Chapel Of Skorm(while healing them from hobbes and killing traders) and sacrifice each one of them! Haha this way I got the bow!(and you get ALOT of points,for bandits lol..)
• Ruin all of the towns(too bad it ends so quickly 'cause we run out of innocents very fast at TLC)and buy the houses.
• Go to Hook Coast,start a war,make guards attack you,go to the jetty and use Force Push until they're drowned.I actually did this,it's so fun.You can do it if you push the guard to the stairs over there and by using the Force Push he gets on the stairs and you use it again and he'll fall into the water.

 

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- Spend hours beating up bowerstone with your fists

-Harass children

-Beat up lady grey

-Go to knothole glade town place and kill everyone until endless guards appear.

-Get a minion and let him pwn towns

-Beat people up with the legendary Frying Pan

-Run around with no clothes and max out your physical shield, and watch as pitiful people attempt to kill you.

-Buy EVERYTHING. Let people move in. Kill them all. Kill the guards and then go away for like a week. Come back and repeat.


Just some things i found to do while i finished the game several times.

"I knew Maze was a coward, but you, you are the biggest dissapointment of all. You have been given too much power, and it has corrupted you. But it isn't too late to turn back. Stop this now, and there is still hope for you. For all of us. Please, let me teleport you to the graveyard. Take Nostros soul instead!"

"No"

"Very fell hero, do your worst. I am no defenceless old man! I have powers that you can't begin to-"

*groin kick*

"AAAUUUHHH!!!!"

*stabs*


Best boss fight EVER.

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i always liked to gather up as many bandits as i could from twinblades camp n then take em to oakvale were i would then turn to each of em n say in my tonless voice "wait" and then they wpuld all run after the villagers and kill them all...n i didnt even have to do anything

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Rickemosh is back!! After like a month away i decided to return.....for how long i cannot say

I loved Beating Thunder down and beating up the teacher in Bowerstone and the kids cheering

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Their watching me, all of LH and the bandits.(lol)

out of all the enemies thunder was the easiest....it was a bit of a joke really lol

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Rickemosh is back!! After like a month away i decided to return.....for how long i cannot say

Eh Thunder deserved it always thinking anything can beat your hero

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Their watching me, all of LH and the bandits.(lol)

Yea i really hted him...the way he thought he was better But we showed him muahaahaahaha

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Rickemosh is back!! After like a month away i decided to return.....for how long i cannot say

Eh wish he was resurrected so I can beat him down again and again and again

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Their watching me, all of LH and the bandits.(lol)

Jodokonthefirst:

Eh wish he was resurrected so I can beat him down again and again and again

I have some of him

He's in the 'Thunder Strength Potion' in Fable II

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I always found your first meeting with Maze in Bowerstone to be quite amusing. Particularly when I'm standing there in Dark Plate and Chainmail and he tells me I need to upgrade my equipment...

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squidproquo:

You are a murdering machine, sir.

No, I don't have a sex change potion. But I do have this!

Not quite from Fable: TLC but it is a reference to The Lost Chapters from Fable II:

...The Guildmaster was said to be found with the words, "Your Health is Low." engraved on his forehead. -or something to that effect.

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Chieffie:

Jodokonthefirst:

Eh wish he was resurrected so I can beat him down again and again and again

I have some of him He's in the 'Thunder Strength Potion' in Fable II

Nah i mean bring him back to his original self and beating him down again with a my gun

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Their watching me, all of LH and the bandits.(lol)

Rickemosh:

i always liked to gather up as many bandits as i could from twinblades camp n then take em to oakvale were i would then turn to each of em n say in my tonless voice "wait" and then they wpuld all run after the villagers and kill them all...n i didnt even have to do anything

 

I am wondering how to do that in the game if you could share your knowledge with a mere apprentice you would earn a hearty thanks.

 

Asai

Asai:

Rickemosh:

i always liked to gather up as many bandits as i could from twinblades camp n then take em to oakvale were i would then turn to each of em n say in my tonless voice "wait" and then they wpuld all run after the villagers and kill them all...n i didnt even have to do anything

 

I am wondering how to do that in the game if you could share your knowledge with a mere apprentice you would earn a hearty thanks.

 

Asai

Head over to Twinblade's Camp after defeating him. There should be plenty of bandits hanging around the campfires doing nothing. They will not attack you. If your renown is high enough, you can use the "Follow" expression on them, though it's not likely to work if you're playing a y-two-shoes.

Once you have your foul minions in line, fast travel back to Oakvale and start a fight with someone. Anyone. You don't have to kill them. Starting any kind of brawl is usually enough to set the bandits off.

Get your popcorn and enjoy the carnage.

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squidproquo:

You are a murdering machine, sir.

No, I don't have a sex change potion. But I do have this!

-Rampage on Oakvale then buying all the property.
-Killing Whisper (I don't know why I find this funny )
-Eating crunchy chicks.
-Killing the woman at Rose Cottage.
-Killing Faeries (Oh how I hate them !)

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Genesis 1:26 - "...let them have dominion over the earth..."

I enjoy reading graves, sneaking into houses at night, picking the door, and stabbing/ shooting/ electrocuting the owners in their beds, walking out, and buying the house. If one makes it to the sightline of a guard, it's rampage time ;]. afterwards, I improve my PR by getting every villager in town drunk (it's also just darn fun to watch the poor sods wandering around the town and mumbling).

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Has the world ended already? Oh dear, I must have missed it. . .

I think a pretty funny thing is that the Archon wore Gold armor, when his battle armor was forged from the corpse of the last Platinum Golem to roam Albion.

You are probably confusing the word Archon.  The first Archon/ William Black/Scythe wore gold armor, while the "king of Archon" described in the item description likely refers to a descendant, all of whom took the title/name "Archon" during their rule.  Or it could be a confliction . . . but Fable lore does cover it.

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Has the world ended already? Oh dear, I must have missed it. . .

meralonne:

Head over to Twinblade's Camp after defeating him. There should be plenty of bandits hanging around the campfires doing nothing. They will not attack you. If your renown is high enough, you can use the "Follow" expression on them, though it's not likely to work if you're playing a y-two-shoes.

Once you have your foul minions in line, fast travel back to Oakvale and start a fight with someone. Anyone. You don't have to kill them. Starting any kind of brawl is usually enough to set the bandits off.

Get your popcorn and enjoy the carnage.

I'm going to go back and play TLC sometime and try that!

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SinisterDragonz:

"I knew Maze was a coward, but you, you are the biggest dissapointment of all. You have been given too much power, and it has corrupted you. But it isn't too late to turn back. Stop this now, and there is still hope for you. For all of us. Please, let me teleport you to the graveyard. Take Nostros soul instead!" "No" "Very fell hero, do your worst. I am no defenceless old man! I have powers that you can't begin to-" *groin kick* "AAAUUUHHH!!!!" *stabs* Best boss fight EVER.

That was hilarious, my friend had his stick equiped so it looked like he stabbed the Guild Master wth it.

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