Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd have to. SirJoe is never online anymore, at least not on my MSN list, so I can't really ask him about it. Same for Hooligans. I'll take a bit of control over the inactive characters, until they, or perhaps another player, requests to take the reins from me.

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Well, I for one would rather not see this thing played out anymore now . Soon enough I won't have any time anymore, I fear. I can keep on posting normally, but anything more will probably hamper my other activities .

As such I would propose that we, in MSN or something, draw out the lines of the conclusion of the Ceron War so we can continue our current storylines with a flair of mysticism to it . For me personally, a lot remains 'hidden' that would immediately become clear should I play out the Ceron War now, which would ruin part of the surprise .

But if we were to do it anyway, a separate thread would be called for to keep things tidy.

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Okay, briefly: Battle managed to convince me of the utility of a very quick overview of the Ceron Wars .

Also, CooLAZ, "Also, Kanji is fairly tall – its height almost reaches that of CooLAZ's elbows. Kanji is bright, friendly, helpful, playful and physically well-built."

You call that tall? Creatures are generally a lot taller than gods . Gods are only up to a maximum of two humans (well, I think that is a fair height ), while creatures can become even twice as large as that .

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AMAUNATOR_THE_REVEALER:

Also, CooLAZ, "Also, Kanji is fairly tall – its height almost reaches that of CooLAZ's elbows. Kanji is bright, friendly, helpful, playful and physically well-built."

You call that tall? Creatures are generally a lot taller than gods . Gods are only up to a maximum of two humans (well, I think that is a fair height ), while creatures can become even twice as large as that .

I believe Battle's creature (and Iacobus' as well) are 50 metres tall or so. I don't know about you, but I'm not 12.5m tall.

Agreed though, 'up to your elbows' is a microscopic creature. My creature is extremely small, but he's still a little taller than Skunk (who is only as tall as your average human male), so anything smaller seems highly unlikely. Especially if your creature were tall enough to scare Mephitis.
Although, when you first enter The Boards your creature is 'small', compared to Battle's creature say, so I'd say a creature three/four times the size of a human would suffice.

On a side note, that zealous Battle convinced me to be a part of the Ceron Saga as well, so I'll see you all there.
*Votes for it to be done in a new thread.*

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SenileSkunk:

AMAUNATOR_THE_REVEALER:

Also, CooLAZ, "Also, Kanji is fairly tall – its height almost reaches that of CooLAZ's elbows. Kanji is bright, friendly, helpful, playful and physically well-built."

You call that tall? Creatures are generally a lot taller than gods . Gods are only up to a maximum of two humans (well, I think that is a fair height ), while creatures can become even twice as large as that .

I believe Battle's creature (and Iacobus' as well) are 50 metres tall or so. I don't know about you, but I'm not 12.5m tall.

Agreed though, 'up to your elbows' is a microscopic creature. My creature is extremely small, but he's still a little taller than Skunk (who is only as tall as your average human male), so anything smaller seems highly unlikely. Especially if your creature were tall enough to scare Mephitis.
Although, when you first enter The Boards your creature is 'small', compared to Battle's creature say, so I'd say a creature three/four times the size of a human would suffice.

On a side note, that zealous Battle convinced me to be a part of the Ceron Saga as well, so I'll see you all there.
*Votes for it to be done in a new thread.*

Or I'm totally confused now or not, but in any case I'll probably be wrong by saying this:

Creatures aren't small nor are they meant to be unless you really want them to (Mephitis ). The point of the Boards is that we are all succesful gods on our own lands/planets (I'm still not sure on that ) and so would have had time enough to grow our creature to a sizeable height .

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I agree with Revealer. I don't feel like its neccesary at all to focus on training either, I mean, it's cool if ye wanna and what not, but, like the Reavealer says, you're already big timey gods back in your own digs.

 That being said, the idea that this is the happenin' hang out for the bestest gods means training with one of the oldest and bestest gods (like Battle) ain't gonna hurt. Now, in the case of getting schooled by a crotchy old man who can't even see ... you're probably selling yourself a little short. You're a god after all. Now, I'm pretty open to letting folks  interpret the Boards in their own way ... so, I mean, if you wanna be a newbie goldling who just got vortexed here by some freak accident, whatev', that's your deal and that's cool with me. Hell, if you wanna get pounded on by a blind guy, that's also cool with me, but you do have the right to be more awesome than that if you wanna be.

NOW

I know I've confrazzle the bejeezus outta ya with my posts (and with fel's posts) if you've even been reading it. And that's because I wanted too. It's Lovecraft meets a bad acid trip. But know you're only s'posed to just be tasting the vast and decadent chocolatey flavors right now, just like our guys the Turtle King and Fel who are similarly confused. Ya see, all this is just the exposition. In fact, this part of the story is titled Exposition.
 
 But luckily I have edited some basic facts onto Tiny Towne as of some passage of time ago (List of Dormant blahblahblah).

Edit. Minus the musical. The musical doesn't mean anything and we did that just because we felt like rockin'.

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The musical is EVERYTHING.

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I would like to vote that we conclude the Ceron storyline by means of a summary musical

On a more serious note, I'd be in favour of having it in another thread, and I'm happy to play it out fairly soon. We'd probably be better off accelerating the story somewhat though.

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Well, seems like we're all back on track now. I've had precious little time the last 2 weeks, with final exams, an unfortunate death in the family, and this weekend a horse running over by grandfather on his farm(fractured hip, he'll be alright in a few weeks).

The point is that now that large periods of free time should be ahead of most of us, I feel we can start kicking off the action. The people have spoken and from the results I conclude that an Undead Wars conclusion would be appreciated and should be played out at a relative fast pace, and in a separate thread. I shall work valiantly this week to give us a summary of where everyone was, what happened, and what was going on. If there is time, I will also attempt to make some notes on what was established after the war as events that happened. If I don't get to this on time, I'll add it later. I guess Orcid's site would be a great tool to use for storing handy facts like this.

When all this is done I shall go ahead and create a temporary Where Are The Undead Gods? Thread. Meanwhile, if anyone wants to play a specific role in this side storyline from the past, talk to me on MSN. Especially people who weren't around I can provide a variety of interesting characters to choose from that they can play as temporary characters during the undead storyline. Of course, if anyone happens to read these threads to follow the story, but doesn't feel like actively joining, the same thing applies. You can contact me for a temporary character if you want, to get a little introduction into the RP, or just some temporary enjoyment. See you all soon in the Undead Wars, in the past, as prophesized from the future!...

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Sorry to double post like this, but it can't be helped. Summarizing the events of the Ceron storyline is taking me a bit longer then expected. Since the posts from the old forum have lost their formatting and are just giant slabs of text, reading them is a troublesome progress. I also just found out its actually a day later than I thought it was. Anyway, I've spent my last 4 days reading. Anyway, I've added a small list to the summary wiki page that people can add things to that were established to have happened during the Ceron storyline. It'll help if people add the stuff that was mentioned themselves.

For now, just keep posting people!
I'll have this set up in no-time.

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Yes, Kaiser and me talked about how the Ceron Wars became pretty much unreadable and collectively decided that we were glad we weren't the ones who had to read it!

Guess we'll have to add the tale .

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Bathing in eternal sunlight...

{Sig Made By SenileSkunk!}

My sincerest apologies, but I disappear to a place with no internet access for a week today.

Thankfully, after I realised this only yesterday afternoon, Amaunator has kindly agreed to fill in for me after a very rush and panicked description on my part of the vagueries of what I'm up to (he'll see to the Jimmy-Meiji fight post, so have no fear Battle).

Unfortunately, he can't do everything (through no fault or lack of ability on his part! The man's a genius). As quite a few new posts cropped up yesterday I myself hadn't prepared for them let alone had time to prepare Amaunator with my preparations.

I do apologise to those I trap in time. To those who I've already worked things out with on msn I suggest pro-activity . To those I haven't I am very sorry and shall endeavour to make it up to you.

I leave you with this quote:

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOTHING CAN STOP THE DETONATION! NOTHING! AND NO-ONE! AHAHAHAHA!

Until Monday

 

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Hey everyone. I'm sorry it's taking me so long set up the Ceron storyline. It seems we posted way more than I thought we did. I'm nearing the ending of it, but I'll be away for the next two days. I should have things set up at the end of the week. Apologies for the delay.

Keep on posting everyone!

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As acting Lord of Sinister I'll be doing just that - posting, I mean - in the name of our recently departed and hopefully soon-to-return Kaiser . And don't worry, Battle, we have time. It's the Summer holidays anyway .

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Bathing in eternal sunlight...

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Seems everyone has taken a break from posting... It would certainly be ironic if we fall inactive just now that I've all but completed the summary of the storyline we never finished because of inactivity.

I'm sure it's a temporary thing. Strange how busy things can get, just when you think you should finally be having some spare time. I will be away tomorrow, but I see nothing stopping me from posting the Undead Thread tuesday.

The summary can be found here, and can still be edited.
http://tinytowneisland.wetpaint.com/page/Undead+Wars
Please not that it is not 100% complete and I have not checked grammar and spelling at all yet.

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Hello all.

Marvellous job, Amaunator, simply marvellous.

I shall thank you again, if you should find time to be so charitable as to visit it, upon MSN.

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It would be ironic if people didn't finish a storyline they weren't motivated to finish the first time round either.

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Oh, by now I'm motivated .

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Figure I should warn the general RPing population, but I'm temporarily decreasing typing time. I kind of strained my arms in the night when I typed my overly long post. It's going quite a bit better now, but I'm still limitting the use of the keyboard/mouse for now. Expect slower responses and most likely, shorter posts for a short while.

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My apologies for my horrid delay in posting. There's been a lot of horrid distractions lately. MJ, Solar and other denizens, you can expect one early tomorrow/today as I'm almost done there. I'm hoping to have one for you too, Battle, in the neutral thread.

I apologise to all those waiting on me. Thank you for your patience.  

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I foresee that a time will come when you will either choose to do one thing, or something that is not that thing. And you will choose one of those options or none of them.

 

What if I chose to indefinitely delay making a choice through stereotypical Irish dancing? 

 

Low lie the fields of Athenry! Where once I… 

 

You began at the chorus. You completely neglected the first stanza.

 

I don’t know why I did that. It was as if I was aware that some invisible, outside observer might not be aware of the song and that for reasons of clarity I had to use its title in the quote.It is called the Fields of Athenry you know.

 

Well that doesn’t sound suspiciously expositional.

 

It's certainly wasn't said to make the piece easy to find on youtube!

 

Youwhat? 

 

Move on swiftly! The fourth wall is crumbling! We’re losing structural integrity! 

 

Is it just me or has our Oracle become useless?

 

He’s gone into The Matrix mode, to ensure he is always correct he’s only going to use truisms…. or not.

 

Shut up, or I will foresee you gaining an excessive amount of weight.

 

Noooooo! 

 

Wait, you’re only supposed to predict the future, not proscribe it. That’s against the rules. 

 

Screw the rules! I have money. 

 

We have no concept of money; it’s never been mentioned before.

 

Oh no! Sensors detect an asinine and completely unworkable economic system being imposed on reality by the author!

 

And the changes are extending BACKWARDS IN TIME!

 

Alert! Alert! Retcon in progress! Brace! Brace!!!

 

That was marked by a distinct lack of explosions.

 

I didn’t deactivate the detonators in the thermonuclear weapons while I was not stealing the warheads for not being used in a future coup where I will not take control of the hive mind and I will not make myself The TITAN Queen and I certainly won't attempt to seduce Data to get the command codes to the Enterprise's main compuer.

 

That sounds both innocent and plausible

 

That statement should be immediately accepted without further inquiry. 

 

If he’s the Oracle, then I’m the Architect. You’ll need a key to get to me!

 

We have no doors. The only defence we had against a God entering our base was the hope that no one would gossip and the hope that no could be bothered to climb down a ladder.

 

Shut up! There are no doors because of your contingent affirmation! Contingent affirmation! 

 

Play Matrix: Architect speech

 

That’s not the speech. 

 

It’s the abridged version.

 

So, what you’re saying is that I have only 12 hours before Zion is destroyed?

 

No, I never said that.

 

But you did!

 

I looked up the speech on google! It’s not in there! Shut up! 

 

But then why do I tell the Oracle that you told me that we had only 12 hours before the machines destroyed Zion?

 

Shut up! Stop pointing out the gaping plot holes and lack of consistency! Someone might notice our own! 

 

I am going to rationalise all of ours with fanboyism! 

 

I am going to write a fanfic. 

 

Neo will never love you.

 

Noooooo!

 

When we rule the Earth, are we going to turn all humanity into a giant power generator?

 

Hell no! We have coal!

 

I foresee that we will kill them all in particularly comic way.

 

That sounds like a vastly more successful  tactic than designing a programme that makes a human so powerful he can turn us off with a wave of his hand. 

 

Since when did we start using successful and effective strategies?

 

Since we started taking orders from Fei, a man not designed with the express intention of losing in an ironic fashion.

 

Why are we doing that, again?

 

I foresee that it will be rationalised poorly at a later date… or not.

 

No one knows that we have been around for a thousand years. The great thing about that is it means we’ve could have done anything! The awesome power of the unknown history is at our disposal. We could have established an Ion Cannon Network in orbit and only feel the need to mention it when it suits our needs.

 

Target Temple Prime! Destroy Kane and his Brotherhood!

 

I foresee that such an attack will only trigger a large liquid Tiberium explosion that wipes out half the European Continent and brings the Scrin to Earth… or not.

 

Cease your references to other works of superior fiction.

 

No one cares about your opinion, General! 

 

If we have an Oracle, can we have an Agent Smith?

 

He’s already been done.  

 

Really? When? Who?

 

You know, dark glasses, sharp suit, a lot of copies of himself and recently seen in a tent by the beach?

 

Doesn’t ring a bell.

 

Look, it’s been done, I can say no more.

 

Oh, go on, tell me!

 

We’re not allow mention it! There’s a complicated quid pro quo relationship going on here! If we start mentioning Mr H or building an army of replicas then a certain other H, a H with wings and from a grim era of history, starts getting mentioned, and trust me, that’s bad.

 

Any worse than this post?

 

Shut up!

 

I foresee that I shall not shut up. Master your anger, young Koios, or you anger shall master you.

 

Be silent, Prometheus, or your silent be.

 

You must make sense or your sense will make you. 

 

Shut up or I’ll chain you to a rock and have an eagle eat your liver every day for eternity. 

 

That’s not an inversion.

 

It’s certainly not in my version.

 

What?

 

Windows XP.

 

Oh. 

 

Does any of this have a point?

 

Not really, the author slapped it together in five minutes (Retcon: five minutes before he realised that he have to colour it all in! Hahahaha! Hahahahaha!) as filler as some upcoming examinations mean he won’t have much time until the Third of September. 

 

Does he apologise to everyone he’s keeping waiting? Especially Mr MJLover to who he has now done this twice in a row?

 

I foresee that he shall make up for it with a youtube clip.

 

How does that make up for anything? How does providing a hyperlink to someone else’s hard work mean anything?

 

It means everything! I foresee it shall mean everything! 

 

I am glad, that we as main characters, get scenes like these.

 

About that… I sought of foresee that the author won’t be employing us as main characters.

 

What? “Or not”? Where is the “or not”?!

 

There, there, brother. 

 

But we are main characters! TITANs are Supreme!

 

Supreme!

 

Supreme!

 

Supreme!

 

No one cares about your opinion, General! 

 

Silence, Koios! Realise that we exist in this storyline only to provide exposition, deus ex machina, filler and cannon fodder. 

 

Shouldn’t that be “Deus and Machina”, as we have plot-smoothing powers of both machines and Gods?

 

Well, someone doesn’t know Ancient Greek for “and”.

 

I foresee that Amaunator will tell us at a later date.

 

No ***, Sherlock? It doesn’t take the powers of prophecy to see that one coming.

 

I’m going to check my msn right now!

 

I foresee that no one will talk to you, however attention seeking you make your screen name.

 

Nooooo! He knows all my weaknesses!

 

This post may not be canon. 

 

No, all my character development is rendered meaningless! 

 

Observe that my character is the most complex, I begin all sentences with a verb.

 

Yes, yes, the essence of personality is that. 

 

Indeed. Wait, that wasn’t a verb! Despair! Despair! 

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Annnnnnd.. queue the dancing Kaiser bots.

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Anu! You found your way back! I guess that only leaves Hooligans unaccounted for. How are you doing?! Are you considering returning to the RP? The Neutral side could certainly use you!

Which reminds me. Orcid and fel, where are you!? Is Orcid still having internet trouble or something? Hope to see you guys posting again soon.

I guess everyone is a bit occupied with the new school year kicking off. I have been quite busy myself, in part caused by two of my best friends getting married, and the activities surrounding it. Preparation work, clean-up, bachelor party for the lucky guy, etc. Heck of a wedding though.

I should have things settled enough to resume my regular posting scedule tomorrow. Cya on The Boards everyone! (or online).

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Right... I'm back and you people have come no further?

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Bathing in eternal sunlight...

{Sig Made By SenileSkunk!}

How were we supposed to cope without you, I ask? How?!

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