Bob, internal monologue is forbidden. No one can hear your thoughts in the gritty realistic world of Guantanamo. You have been released to our sister-facility, Camp Hayden, on suspicion of being a psychic x-man. You may now leave the thread with a few shreds of your dignity intact.
Camp announcement : Who likes Boggle? It's the annual Boogle championship day, we have 8 heats and a grand finale lined up, and the winner gets to represent the camp at the World Series of Internment Camp Boggle against the likes of Camp David, Camp George Michael, John Cougar Melon Camp and reigning champions Onetimeat Band Camp. I'd love to take off your hand restraints and blindfolds to make playing more fun but rules are rules. Best of luck to all of the competitors.
What's that? Oh, news just in, Bob's transfer truck was struck by a falling Pelican, unfortunately it had an almost full fuel load in it's beak and exploded on impact, there were no survivors. Bob's body was burned to cinders, crushed into a fine paste and used as the mortar in a delineating wall between two lime orchards. Let's all have a moments silence especially for Bob, then get back to our regular silence.
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