Mortalitis_Infinitas:

clark1250:

Mortalitis_Infinitas:

Consider this a warning.  Keep it on topic or this thread will find itself locked (and perhaps a member(s) banned).  This thread is walking a fine line as it is, let's please be respectful of its intent.

Of course I will try but I have a question Mort do you have any Father advise Mort? Or would you like to congratulate him?

Actually that could be considered my fatherly advice because sometimes I feel like I'm babysitting on these forums.

But otherwise, no.  My presence here was merely necessitated by the thread's poor state, not by a desire to offer forth parenting advice.  That's another post for another day.

Oh ok understood well see you later Mort and thanks for participating plus please don't lock this thread I see it has big potential somebody above me asked to lock the thread but this new Dad deserves all the help we can give.

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Mathew 17:20 Have faith the Size of a Mustard seed and a mountain top shall move. But Demo's wont come out.

Congratulations to the new father

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Congratz, bro!

I cant wait till the day I can become a father.

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Reggae got soul.

Congraduation!

Name him 'Peter'.

Edit: Aaaaand I'm the third person to say that.

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Your right, that is a little creepy . Super duper congrats from my sister and I.

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GLaDOS: "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak".

congrats man but remember too feed both babies pl z for love of god remember

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icechild:

congrats man but remember too feed both babies pl z for love of god remember

What's the second Baby thought he was having only one? Plus to contribute for like the fith time Congrats and try to give the baby what he needs not what he begs for unless it's something small and not to hard on you.

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Mathew 17:20 Have faith the Size of a Mustard seed and a mountain top shall move. But Demo's wont come out.

congrats just a little question

isnt it a bit weird she didnt tell u she was pregnant before?
i meen isnt it a bit late to tell when she is in her 8th month ?
I meen what if u didnt even want to have the kid? was she gonna leave u allone even if u didnt want to have anything to do with it.....?

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Dont ever talk hatefull of his mother  and she shouldnt talk bad about u either  behind ur back
eventhoough u migt not be together  its better to be nice for the sake of the kid
ive seen allot of divorced parents that hate eachother and the kids really get torn up , either having to choose sides or just being a mess
( im a highschool teacher, i c it happen allot )

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Non of these dreams are satisfying.

I fight for the unconventional,
My right, and its unconditional,
I can only, be as real as i can.

I fight only for myself,
And love only myself.

someone didn't get points for using a condom.

 

congratulations bro! :]

my ex...it's either mine or one of my best friends haha.

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Filgaia87:

I just spoke to my Ex-Girlfriend and found out I got her preggo a little while back like 8 months ago. So as we were speaking I asked when  she was due. Now comes the creepy part. The doctor told her she was due October 21st!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS CREEPY. I get Fable 2 and the reward of being a father both in-game and in the real world on the same day! OMG Now I cant wait for October 21st not just for Fable 2 but for my new born SON! The doctor told her she was having a boy! I AM SO HAPPY!!!! You can flame me all you want for this waste of Thread I don't care. I am just so happy right now. Yes I know because of the kid I'll have to give up alot but still it's just the strangeness of how god works. Both the game and my son on October 21st... I feel gifted.

i SERIOUSLY hope you arent a 9 year old kid

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Being nice is strange, I can see a lot up here on morale highground