callister:

...if he was still alive after being shot he would say something like this, "ow, you shot me in the arm you idiot, oh no im falling, what are those down there, they look like sharp spikes, AHHHHHH". something like that

Well  , i can't really remember you saying anything wrong ...

We just assumed you were being a douche and someone was deleting your posts.  

meralonne:

Note to all posters: Underking is da man.

Underking:

Well  , i can't really remember you saying anything wrong ...

We just assumed you were being a douche and someone was deleting your posts.  

Nope. It's automatically deleting them. I'm a nice guy.

callister:

...if he was still alive after being shot he would say something like this, "ow, you shot me in the arm you idiot, oh no im falling, what are those down there, they look like sharp spikes, AHHHHHH". something like that

meralonne:

Note to all posters: Underking is da man.

Underking:

I'm sure you are.

I am. I'm a nice guy x 10!

callister:

...if he was still alive after being shot he would say something like this, "ow, you shot me in the arm you idiot, oh no im falling, what are those down there, they look like sharp spikes, AHHHHHH". something like that

kingtiger287:

Someone came up to me and asked, "Hey, do you have any condoms i can have?" I just laughed at him

That's the funniest thing I've read all day!

callister:

...if he was still alive after being shot he would say something like this, "ow, you shot me in the arm you idiot, oh no im falling, what are those down there, they look like sharp spikes, AHHHHHH". something like that

Okay, call me stupid but I finally figured out how to listen to orbs today....

My funniest one was two fellow Fablers ranting about expressions, here goes:

''It's the flirt expression, just use the expression dude, it's the flirt one, the flirt man! JUST USE THE FLIRT EXPRESSION, THE FLIRT....(background noise)

then probably another orb (it was right beside it I think)

''(vulgar word)!!!, I can't find it dude, I've searched evrywhere for the FLIRT!''

HAHHAH.....Ithought it was funny

thx Absinth for posting this thread!

Someone_Is_Lying:

kingtiger287:

Someone came up to me and asked, "Hey, do you have any condoms i can have?" I just laughed at him

That's the funniest thing I've read all day!

AbsintheMinded0:

Ahhh.  And then using HUGE words like.."Mediocre" and "Infantile"  (sarcasm).  They don't understand it...next time, spew words from a thesaurus and see how many expletives you get back in return. =|

I enjoy calling people Leipedoctarists.. ( i know I got the spelling wrong for that)... It always returns a response, like one time:
 "What"

"Who the f*** just called me a leper?"

"What the hell is a leper"

"Your mom!"

"F*** YOU your the leper doctor"

"How is that an insult"

*13 year old anguished scream*

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For the record, it means, one who collects and studies butterflies.

AbsintheMinded0:

List in Game Informer re: Fable 2

Top 10 Things Overheard From Other Players' Orbs in Fable II

10. How do I get rid of an STD?

9. Hey, let's go sleep with your wife.

8. I totally just saw Peter Molyneux!  He gave me a million gold!

7. Why does my girl look like a gross bodybuilder?

6.  Hey, turn your safety off.

5. Can you kill your dog?

4. Aw, man! I lost my wood combo.

3. Why am I so fat?

2. Dang it, I'm already married.  Can I still have sex with people?

1. Seriously, turn your safety off.  I promise to behave.

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I found it pretty amusing, for the mere fact that I heard waaaaay worse stuff than this from Orbs.  Anyone else hear anything ridiculous? (I guess that's like asking if anyone eats breakfast)

Clanger311:

Think the best thing I've done to one of these people is join their game, convince them that they were in my game (They were incredibly... well they were lacking intelligence to say the least), and then say 'I'm bored of my family' then have them kill their own family.

THEN you reveal the truth.

Nice very manipulative! but also very wrong, I personnaly don't think anyone should ruin another gamers game......but I guess if your that dumb....he had it coming

LOL

Whilst running through Albion at home on my 360 I encountered;

• Some guy named 'TCraz' giving away 50,000 Gold every 5 minutes to anyone that got in the crowd of orbs. Once summoned, they had to move to him one at a time. It all sounded very, well, dictator-like.
• Someone selling themselves for Henchman duty, at a ridiculous price too!
• A guy offering me 2 million gold for the Hammer doll. He must have really wanted it.
• And my personal favourite quote, "Dude, have you seen the ass orb in Bowerstone Market!?!?" - someone had cleverly taken a photo of their ass as their gamertag picture, although I couldn't see it because, thankfully, we weren't friends

Ted:

Whilst running through Albion at home on my 360 I encountered;

• Some guy named 'TCraz' giving away 50,000 Gold every 5 minutes to anyone that got in the crowd of orbs. Once summoned, they had to move to him one at a time. It all sounded very, well, dictator-like.
• Someone selling themselves for Henchman duty, at a ridiculous price too!
• A guy offering me 2 million gold for the Hammer doll. He must have really wanted it.
• And my personal favourite quote, "Dude, have you seen the ass orb in Bowerstone Market!?!?" - someone had cleverly taken a photo of their ass as their gamertag picture, although I couldn't see it because, thankfully, we weren't friends

Dictator-like gold donations? That sounds odd.

As for the gamerpicture thing I am sure that whoever did that will never be seen on XBL again.

2 million for the doll, hehehe those things are far more valuable than that.

Selling himself for henchman can be an effective way to make money if someone is stupid enough to give him what he asks for.

Ted:

Whilst running through Albion at home on my 360 I encountered;

• Some guy named 'TCraz' giving away 50,000 Gold every 5 minutes to anyone that got in the crowd of orbs. Once summoned, they had to move to him one at a time. It all sounded very, well, dictator-like.
• Someone selling themselves for Henchman duty, at a ridiculous price too!
• A guy offering me 2 million gold for the Hammer doll. He must have really wanted it.
• And my personal favourite quote, "Dude, have you seen the ass orb in Bowerstone Market!?!?" - someone had cleverly taken a photo of their ass as their gamertag picture, although I couldn't see it because, thankfully, we weren't friends

best one i have heared

Person 1: Dude, my wife's a ***

Person 2: kill her, its easy!

Person 1: i dont want to, i am a nice guy ...

person 2: want me to do it for you?

person 1: yes please

i could stop laughin funnest thing ever hear over XBL

Saresa:

DarthTrethon:

moonfever:

Seriously, turn your safety off, I promise to behave, is what I hear a lot  from my friends.

lol Just tell them that they can behave well with the safety on.

I can't immagine what kind of idiot would actually fall for something like that or what kind of idiot would expect to be believed when saying he/she will behave when asking for the safety to be turned off. 

 

You don't need safety off to cause havoc....all you need is to be in a town, and start bashing/shooting doors/windows. Your non-henchman friend will be mobbed by guards wanting to arrest him/her for vandlism ^^

Hey there, haven't heard much on live, but there has been this:

(Walks up to guard) *Screams*"I AM THE MARIACHI MAN!"

Yup. The world is a dangerous place.