I took an experience potion behind a guard, in Bowerlakes woods, and the guard called me sneaky for taking a potion.  Another guard said he would ban potions, if he could.

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AbsintheMinded0:

Larghaz:

oldDj:

I'll take a Screaming Banshee please.

I think even Banshees would embrace sweet death when facing screaming kids like those.

Banshees would be screaming for death, instead of initiating it.  I find myself struggling to try and keep my eyeballs from bleeding when faced with these prepubescent douchewibblers.

hey come on i am twelve and i would never do something as retarded as that you say 13 year olds but that's not really a relevant aspect i mean you get retards like that from 10 to 50 but saying that he is thirteen is prejudiced (and i do khow how pathetic and over sensative this sounds but oh well how gives a damn ) i khow this is a small thing to make a complaint over but i am so f ing sick of people stereyo typing younger teenagers ill admit alot of kids are little @@@@@ but stil so are alot of adults well i am done and just for fyun here is a example of how retarded some adults are seriously tho this is very funny its the second one down  http://failblog.org/page/50/                      imature

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Aaronator:

best one i have heared

Person 1: Dude, my wife's a ***

Person 2: kill her, its easy!

Person 1: i dont want to, i am a nice guy ...

person 2: want me to do it for you?

person 1: yes please

 

i could stop laughin funnest thing ever hear over XBL

soz for the double post but i think that may just have been me

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I'm going to have to get my 360 back online (moved it into my living room from bedroom and need new internet cable to reach to box.....anyways....) after reading this it makes me want to turn the orbs back on and listen to people. I didn't really listen much the few times I played because there was so many orbs packing the screens it was hard for me to hear different conversations, they like faded in and out. I heard to people planning a gargoyle hunt together, and two people complaining about one of their friends but nothing as entertaining as some posted here.

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AbsintheMinded0:

Larghaz:

oldDj:

I'll take a Screaming Banshee please.

I think even Banshees would embrace sweet death when facing screaming kids like those.

Banshees would be screaming for death, instead of initiating it.  I find myself struggling to try and keep my eyeballs from bleeding when faced with these prepubescent douchewibblers.

I think your being extremely insulting to anyone younger than you. Not everyone is a screaming idiot... But a lot of them are

*edit* Just saw icechild's post. Exactly right

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Bandit1: Should we really break into this house.
Bandit2: Hey a little girl. Are you lost girlie?
Bandit1:Kill her she'll tell the guards.
Bandit2: But she's defenceless.
Girl:GORGORON IS HUNGRY
Bandit1: Ohhhh...
Bandit2:Crap!

SkyCapatanio:

AbsintheMinded0:

Larghaz:

oldDj:

I'll take a Screaming Banshee please.

I think even Banshees would embrace sweet death when facing screaming kids like those.

Banshees would be screaming for death, instead of initiating it.  I find myself struggling to try and keep my eyeballs from bleeding when faced with these prepubescent douchewibblers.

I think your being extremely insulting to anyone younger than you. Not everyone is a screaming idiot... But a lot of them are

*edit* Just saw icechild's post. Exactly right

Sorry, I should rephrase...I meant the "Majority" of most 13 year olds are immature and relentless in their harassment.  I have only met a select few minors in Albion (personally), and those few have been very well behaved.  If I insulted you (and your age group), I apologize.  It was not my intentions.  As I stated earlier, I was speaking for the majority.

If we really wanted to go there, I could say that "all humans are stupid" when in fact, we know that the "majority" of humans are stupid.  (that was a joke, of course) =P

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The are the top 3 I've overheard:

3: Anybody have any Hero Dolls they can trade me? I promise I wont rip you off like I did the last guy

2: Can I have some gold? Like 20 or 30 million should do it

1: I killed everyone in town and I still hear someone saying I'm a bad shot, WTF?

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Mess with the best, Die like the rest

I got sick of playing online in Bowerstone all I heard was pubescent teenagers trying to sell legendary weapons. I had to play offline so I could do what I had to do in Bowerstone.

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Slevin05:

I got sick of playing online in Bowerstone all I heard was pubescent teenagers trying to sell legendary weapons. I had to play offline so I could do what I had to do in Bowerstone.

By "do what I had to do in Bowerstone" did you mean vulgar thrust into kids' faces?

WhiteTiger101:

most fun thing to do is fun they are really anoyying you is the old fashion murder there family and everthing else in the area

 

you sense make.

hahaha

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LMFAO.

 

Number 6

i heard  "Lets go have an orgy with every prostitute in albion"

Checkmate187:

Number 9 and 4 are my favorite.

yeah 9 is siick along with 1

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