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JazzX Reviews - Top Charted Movies
Last post 12-18-2008, 3:35 by jazzx. 159 replies.
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Re: JazzX Reviews - Top Charted Movies
Two films watched, here's tonight's winner: JAY ADAMS - A Detective Story: Chapter 1 - Act 2by DanielH20 Genre: Cyberpunk Detective Thriller Duration: 16 minutes BBFC rating: /PG\ - for mild action violence **** stars A ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) story played by some ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) actors. There were some technical faults though. Audio volumes for the leads were fine - but in comparison, the supporting cast was much louder than they were. The
sections of music chosen often didn't fit with the requirements of the
scene. There were many times when the action was so short that the song
barely got started before it had to stop again - it was like setting up
an action set-piece (that was the expectation set by the musical
introduction) only for it to fizzle out before it got started. A short
section of music with a proper ending would have worked much better in
each case. Editing - the camerawork was generally ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) , but I
didn't see how Jay was able to smack-down the seemingly invincible
robot agent. There was also a well-botched computer scene. What's wrong with this? [a computer with a blank screen is shown, the actors talk from off screen] JAY: Hmmm - April 10th 2019 [the computer then flashes up April 4th 2019] [the computer now shows Doctor Luka on the screen] SANDY: hmmmm - Professor Luka Those
weren't the only goofs. Earlier in the film, some cyborgs invade Jay's
apartment but their boss says over the radio "What's going on? Sandy's
place is a war zone ..." Confusing - or did I miss the part where they
went to her house? So, in summary, a ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) film that just lacked that bit of extra polish and attention to detail.
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Re: JazzX Reviews - Top Charted Movies
From the top of the charts tonight, 2 films were watched, here's an excellent gang epic along the style of 70s classic "The Warriors" - it's in 2 parts for uploading reasons: Armies of the Night - Episode 1: New Blood (Part 1)by axlslash Genre: Urban Gang Epic Duration: 20 minutes BBFC rating: (15) - for bad language **** stars I'm thoroughly enjoying this. The episodes flesh out the story and the
characters, the opening sequence was great (superb music) and there
were a lot of funny moments, such as in the headmaster's office (and
the "masterpiece" lol!) A witty, lively script. The only
thing that loses it a star is that most of the characters' voices sound
the same. The performance of the lines is ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) , but it's often
confusing knowing which character is talking in the wide shots. With a
full VO cast I reckon this would be a The Movies classic. On to episode 1 - Part 2 ...
That meant part 2 had to be watched, Armies of the Night - Episode 1: New Blood (Part 2)
by axlslash
Genre: Urban Gang Epic
Duration: 27 minutes
BBFC rating: (15) - for bad language, gore and violence **** stars
The writing for that show was terrific, the non-linear structure of the
storyline worked perfectly as the film ended where it began. In terms
of directing a non-linear story, that was the best ever for a TMO film.
Camerawork
was excellent as were the mods. I wondered why we never got to see
Clover in the first part, but she was a bit of a bombshell, saving her
until the second half was well worth it!
I liked the way the film took its time - this was immersive, classic stuff.
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would strongly urge this filmmaker to get some more voice actors
onboard (make sure they're the best though) and re-release the film. It
would definitely win my highest award. As it is, most of the VO sounds
too similar for so many characters (which is why it gets 8/10). No
single voice actor can ever pull off distinctive voices for all these
characters convincingly.
I think this film deserves the best voice cast with plenty of lines being sent back if they're not done exactly right.
I was engrossed for all three-quarters of an hour. What a film!
I thoroughly recommend this film, even though I could "only" give it 4s - more people should see it. *************************************** Tonight’s Statistics:Total number of films reviewed for this thread: 3 ***** stars: 0 **** stars: 2 *** stars: 1 ** stars: 0 * star: 0 * starred for crimes against musicians: 0 Flagged: 0
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Re: JazzX Reviews - Top Charted Movies
Four films watched tonight - this H.P. Lovecraft competition entry is the winner: The Terrible Old Manby slarner Genre: Gothic Horror Duration: just over 6 minutes BBFC rating: [18] - for extreme gore **** stars Purchased or not - I still want to know who made the music. One star gets knocked off for that (at least we got a website). But
other than that, this is superb. Very atmospheric and chilling towards
the end. Beautifully shot throughout. Sound design was very ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) . The subtitle cards worked well. Cinematography is straight out of the top drawer.
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10-17-2008, 18:48 |
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Thanks to the charts freezing up it's getting harder. I had to go all the way to number 75 to get what I wanted tonight! But, 2 winners out of the 7 films I watched: Rain (Teaser 1) (Trailer) by MefuneAkira Genre: Future Dystopia Thriller (Theatrical Trailer) Duration: 2 minutes BBFC rating: (12) - for one scene of torture ***** stars Oh my ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) ness! It borrows heavily from Blade Runner (one of my
all time favourites) - that last shot is almost an exact replica of the
beginning of Ridley Scott's masterpiece. And, of course, the constant
bad weather of the title features heavily in Scott's film. But
this is visually staggering - the atmosphere created and the excellent
sound quality show that this is going to be an unmissable film! THIS is how you do a trailer.
and now for our feature presentation: Deathtrapby Tamptak Genre: Urban Myth Horror Duration: just over 12.5 minutes BBFC rating: (15) - for gory scenes ***** stars A very ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) horror film - I liked the twists. ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) acting, especially during the climax. All the characters were ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) story tellers - and so, clearly, is the director of this film. One minor criticism, I thought the actors were too high in the mix, but not by much. This is up there with the best TMO horrors.
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10-23-2008, 6:23 |
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I had to skip sidy's well received Japanese horror, "Near" today because of the current trouble with broken links on TMO, The next one down the chart was this excellent film from early in TMO history (December 2005): VALby Saraqael Genre: Sci-fi Horror Duration: 6 minutes BBFC rating: (12) - for one scene of intense violence ***** stars A very ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) film with an excellent voice actress. It was quite
touching initially when the robot asked to be loved. It does raise the
familiar questions of artificial intelligence (indeed, the love theme
is one that crops up in Spielberg's A.I.). Can robots genuinely feel
loneliness if programmed to do so? Or can they they evolve these
emotions if given a sufficiently complex program? All questions for the
future when technology has advanced enough for us all to have robot
servants. Of course, it would seem VAL is a female version of
that most famous of artificially intelligent machines, HAL (which
should give you a clue as to how things turn out). Anyway - a very ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) film, one of the best in the early days of The Movies.
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And now I got to see sidy's "Near": Near (Japanese with English subtitles) by sidy Genre: Supernatural Horror Duration: 3.5 minutes BBFC rating: /PG\ - for scary scenes **** stars
The big scare was well worth it when it came and the repetitive pattern
of events and atmospheric soundtrack built up the suspense very
convincingly.
The english translation was a bit sloppy though, I
didn't understand some of the early lines ("one night, awoke by person
sign") - and she says "it was still midnight" after looking at her
clock which clearly shows 5 to 2 (that one was VERY sloppy).
Still
- if you're one of those people who feels the need to be scared
witless, this film shouldn't disappoint! (as always, full screen and in
the dark is the ONLY way to watch this kind of film)
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4 films watched from the charts tonight, this comedy from December 2005 ended up being pure heaven: Underlingby Zogg Genre: Divine Sex Comedy Duration: 21.5 minutes BBFC rating: /PG\ - for mild sexuality ***** stars No VO, which is a shame because this script thoroughly deserved it (only ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) VO mind you). An
excellent story which I'm pleased to have had the chance to watch - and
the subtitles weren't badly translated at all. Very ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) in fact. This
divine romp had everything, witty dialogue, twists and turns and -
above all - whether intended or not, an exploration of the ludicrous
nature of religion when it comes to sex. It was completely
believable that these two oppositites were assigned legitimately to the
same task - the demon must get a young unmarried couple to fornicate,
whereas the angel must get them to consummate their already
(platonic)loving relationship. If one was to adhere to every
word in the Bible as truth, the christian world would have died out by
now through lack of sex. That's what I got out of the middle part of
this film. Indeed, the most amusing part was where the demon almost
tries to talk the angel out of it. "But isn't sex a sin? They're not
even married?" Very well paced, always entertaining. With better
music and some great VO, this would have easily been a classic TMO
film. As it is, it's still a top-class story which will be preserved on
my harddrive for eternity! ![Wink [;)]](/emoticons/emotion-5.gif)
Wow - with the end of TMO coming on December 5th, I'm pleased to have saved that one; a borderline classic. Don't forget to come to the front page and suggest films for my lifeboat - otherwise great films like this one will simply disappear as if they never existed. ***************************** Tonight’s Statistics:Total number of films reviewed for this thread: 4 ***** stars: 1 **** stars: 0 *** stars: 1 ** stars: 1 * star: 0 * starred for crimes against musicians: 1 Flagged: 0
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The 3rd film I watched from the charts tonight is this famous TMO film which I can't believe I never watched before: The French Democracyby koulamata Genre: Political Docudrama Duration: 13 minutes BBFC rating: /PG\ - for some scenes of racist violence **** stars So, some teenagers were "chased" by the police into a power station and died. Their
motive for hiding was to avoid a police identity check (which we see
one teenager having to endure for no ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) reason later in the film). This,
apparently, was the catalyst for a series of riots which practically
had martial law instated in some urban areas of France for weeks. A
heartfelt film which approaches the subject of racism in France (and
there's no doubt it exists) in somewhat simplistic terms, but through
the eyes of black people from various different backgrounds. I
say simplistic, because I simply don't believe that two or three pissed
off people, on the spur of the moment, decided to start a revolution on
the internet. You can try it now! Go on YouTube and call for all black
French people to go on a rampage. You won't get more than a handful of
people showing up. No, there was some serious orchestration
behind the riots - I didn't get a sense of that from this film. I don't
think it was solely a meme that spread like wildfire in a short period
of time, even though that appeared to be the case. What the film
does get right is that racism is a serious problem in France - a
country which regularly votes 20% for, effectively, the Nazi candidate
in elections. Don't forget that in one recent presidential election
(2002) - the run-off was between Le Pen (Nazi) and the slightly more
liberal Conservative candidate Jacques Chirac. That means the Nazi came
second! It's the equivalent of Adolf Hitler coming second in the USA
despite more moderate Democrat and Republican candidates being on the
ballot. That shows the scale of France's race problem. Le Pen did come
4th in 2007 though (maybe this film had an effect!) Mamadou's
story is the most interesting (not least because one study submitted
identical resumes to French companies and found that those with
"Mamadou" as the name often didn't get an interview). Unable to get the
job he deserves and even the flat he wants to rent as soon as he
mentions his name, this is the most powerful of the three stories as he
is clearly not a member of the underclass. But, as with all racism, he
becomes disaffected. My conscience is clear anyway. I have been
in the position of choosing housemates for a number of years. Some of
my decisions worked well, others didn't. But those I chose to live with
me included people from India, Czech Republic, Slovakia, France (lol),
Spain and Israel. All it took was a warm smile on first meeting and a
![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) level of english speaking. (plus I deliberately left the house a
bit messy to weed out the fusspots!) Most of the time, I got it right.
A smile is the same in any country. I think multiculturalism can
work - as long as all sides leave their race baggage at the door. And I
certainly have absolutely no time for those who are given shelter in my
country and start making demands for things like Sharia Law. If you
want that nightmare then go back to the Middle East. That may seem a
strong, even racist, statement to make - and in France, which has a lot
of French-speaking muslims from its former African colonies, this kind
of problem is much more pronounced. But for me, you either agree to
live by the law of your chosen country or go elsewhere... ...
but that law has to be fair. Cops asking for ID from black people
almost exclusively is not fair in any way. This is a road the UK will
soon be going down - will it result in some teenagers bolting for the
nearest substation and getting themselves electrocuted? One
thing's for sure, I will NEVER get an ID card. I was born in Glasgow,
there's a certificate to prove it. I was born free from oppression, and
that's how I'll stay until the grave. I'm caucasian, but I see even
being made to carry an ID card as an infringement of my human rights. Technically,
the film wasn't perfect. It had many instances of subtitles moving far
too fast, but I got the gist of what was being said. I liked the
last few lines relating to Liberty, Equality and Fraternity, none of
which exist in modern France according to this film.
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The 4th film watched tonight turns out to be a masterpiece: In the Nick of Timeby meowan Genre: Domestic Drama Duration: 11 minutes BBFC rating: (15) - for nudity and sexuality ***** stars
I'm not sure what the title means, but there's no doubt that this is an excellent film.
Very well played by the lead, I was in no doubt that he was the character portrayed.
The music fit perfectly with the atmospheric goings on.
I
thought the ending was heavy-handed initially (I'm talking about what
appeared to be an unnecessary action scene), but the VERY ending made
up for that completely. It turns out that this film is about massive
consequences and not just about relationship breakdown.
Always engaging and thought-provoking and beautifully shot as well, this film is a TMO classic.
I'm very pleased to announce that "In the Nick of Time" by meowan has won the 23rd Prufrock Award for Outstanding Cinema. A superbly written and crafted film with a top notch performance by the lead. ************************ Today’s Statistics:Total number of films reviewed for this thread: 4 ***** stars: 1 **** stars: 0 *** stars: 3 ** stars: 0 * star: 0 * starred for crimes against musicians: 0 Flagged: 0
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Alas! TMO is no more and neither are its charts. But that doesn't mean the end of this thread, what do you take me for? Instead, this thread will now convert to reviews for the "most commented" on films from TMU. This, I believe, is the best available measure of a film's popularity. Here's how it works: On TMU, I click "Watch!" and then select "Most Commented" - I then start from the top, watching and rating each qualifying film as I go until I come across one that is worth 4 stars or more. Only films made predominantly with The Movies qualify for this thread. A ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) start - tonight, the first film I watched, to my surprise, had me in it! (only one line, but they all count) - I'd completely forgotten I was in "Valentines Day". So I left a note rather than an official review. The first qualifying film proper was this excellent piece of work: The Intermediateby sisch Genre: Period Romantic Drama Duration: 22 minutes BBFC rating: U - suitable for all ***** stars This review is for the hi-res version of this film. In
this romantic drama we meet Cora, a singer, and her young dancer friend
Kitty. And then there's Paul, Cora's friend, and Josh (who we never see
but hear a lot about). Kitty is
enamored with Josh, but Paul is enamored with Kitty and we learn quite
soon that Cora is secretly enamored with Paul and yet Cora and Kitty
are best friends. Something's got to give, and does ... Shot
as if from around the 50s in black and white, the film has much to
recommend it in its atmospheric jazzy soundtrack and sound design; the
first song in front of an eager audience really captures that Jazz club
feel. The singing is very ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) by the lead actress on each occasion. All
three characters in the film are played very well, especially the two
females who have demanding roles that cover a wide range of emotions.
The contrast between these two characters couldn't be starker - one
wears her emotions on her sleeve, the other is very reserved and
secretive. This allows for some very interesting hidden dynamics to be
revealed as the film plays out. Camerawork
and editing are of a very high standard - ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) use of slow motion at
key moments near the end of the movie too. During the singing scenes, a
wide variety of shots help keep things fresh. Overall, an excellent film with very ![G o o d [Good]](/emoticons/g_o_o_d.gif) performances.

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