What's that smell? Why, it's none other than....

Sir Fartsalot!

 

Hello, everybody, and welcome to the production, and casting thread of the first episode of Sir Fartsalot! The script is finished, and I'm also ready to cast. 

Half human, half stinky, Sir Fartsalot was trained in the arts of stench by his father, who is believed to have been raised in the sewer by sewer rats. Sir Fartsalot will stop at nothing to stop crime with his powers of stench, fartitude, and smelliness! The only thing he is afraid of is cleanliness. Will he prevail?

Characters

Sir Fartsalot: Teh Poptart Kid

Poo: Teh Poptart Kid

Pierre the Waiter: Dave

Dorthy the hostess: ?

Chef Laffia: ?

Over-Excited Fan: ?

Customer 1: ?

Customer 2: ?

Food Inspector: ?

Poop Monster: ?

Poop Monster 2: ?

 

Character Info

Dorthy the Hostess

Age: Any

Size of Role: Small

Gender: Female

Occupation: Hostess at Chef Laffia's Restaurant

Audition Line: "Hello, Sir Fartsalot. Glad to see you again.”

 

Chef Laffia

Age: Any

Size of Role: Medium

Gender: Male

Occupation: Chef, and Manager of Chef Laffia's Restaraunt

Audition Line: "Oh, dear, years of uncleanliness in my restaurant, and now this. It was only a matter of time before this happened! There’s going to be investigations, hearings, and witnesses! Quickly, we must flee!”

 

Over-Excited Fan

Age: Any

Size of Role: Small

Gender: Male

Occupation: Member of the Hero Signature Fan Club. AKA: HSFC.

Audition Line: “Yay! I got Sir Fartsalot’s signature! Time to hang this on my wall of hero signatures! The Hero Signature Fan Club will be so impressed!” “Snort”

 

Customer 1

Age: Any

Size of Role: Small

Gender: Male

Occupation: None

Audition Line: “Shut your butt-whole, whoever farted! I’m trying to eat a nice meal!”

 

Customer 2

Age: Any

Size of Role: Small

Gender: Any

Occupation: None

Audition Line: “Ahhh! The crazy lunatic was right! The poo is alive! Run for the hills!”

 

Food Inspector

Age: Any

Size of Role: Medium

Gender: Male

Occupation: Food Inspectot

Audition Line: "Ahhh! Walking poo! The food I digested is staring at me!”

 

Poop Monster 1

Age: Any

Size of Role: Small

Gender: Any

Occupation: The Poo's Poop Minion

Audition: “Oooga, wagga, poo poo!”

 

Poop Monster 2

Age: Any

Size of Role: Small

Gender: Any

Occupation: The Poo's Poop Minion

Audition: “Wagga, poopa, woopa, fart, poop!”

 

Feel free to audition, and please send all files to my email.

TehPoptartKid@Yahoo.com

Thanks! I really appreciate it. 

More updates, pics, screenies, and pooptastic fun coming soon to a Poptart Kid farting in your face near you! 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

I have a stinky update for you guys, and gals! 

SnakeEater has nabbed the role of the over-excited fan, customer 1, and 2! Huzzah!

Feel free to try out of the remaining roles! 

More updates coming soon to a Poptart Kid burping near you! 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Somebody cut the cheese! 

Oh, wait. That was me.  

I have another stinky update, TMO citizens! EthanRunt has nabbed the role of Chef Laffia.

The cast list so far

Sir Fartsalot: Teh Poptart Kid

  Poo: Teh Poptart Kid

Pierre the Waiter: Dave

Dorthy the hostess: ?

Chef Laffia: EthanRunt

Over-Excited Fan: SnakeEater

Customer 1: SnakeEater

Customer 2: SnakeEater

Food Inspector: ?

Poop Monster: ?

Poop Monster 2: ?

More updates coming soon to a Poptart Kid cutting the cheese near you! 

Mmm...Cheese! Swiss cheeeese! 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Audition line sent for Dorothy. hehehehe

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Jenniza's Studio
Not so ill

Excellent. We have our Dorthy! 

Expect a script very soon. 

Updated cast list:

Sir Fartsalot: Teh Poptart Kid

  Poo: Teh Poptart Kid

Pierre the Waiter: Dave

Dorthy the hostess: Jenniza

Chef Laffia: EthanRunt

Over-Excited Fan: SnakeEater

Customer 1: SnakeEater

Customer 2: SnakeEater

Food Inspector: ?

Poop Monster: ?

Poop Monster 2: ?

 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

I have an update that will stenchify your nose, making your eyes water, and begging for mercy! Mwahaha!

YamiMarik has nabbed the role of the Food Inspector, and his little brother has nabbed the role of the two Poop Monster's!

The updated cast list:

Sir Fartsalot: Teh Poptart Kid

  Poo: Teh Poptart Kid

Pierre the Waiter: Dave

Dorthy the hostess: Jenniza

Chef Laffia: EthanRunt

Over-Excited Fan: SnakeEater

Customer 1: SnakeEater

Customer 2: SnakeEater

Food Inspector: YamiMarik

Poop Monster: Little Yami

Poop Monster 2: Little Yami

Plus, I have sent scripts to all the cast member's except for Yami, and little Yami. I'll do that right away. In the mean time, sit tight, and relax, as I will prepare a screenie very soon.

More updates coming soon to a Poptart Kid weezing uncontrollably due to the arm-pit stench of Sir Fartsalot. 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

lines sent for my part. hope they work.

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Jenniza's Studio
Not so ill

They do, and I liked them all, Jenniza. Sweet job. 

TPK

 

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Teh Poptart Kid: Oops, I farted out an update.

Poptart Junior: Ewww....

Hello, TMO citizens! Feast your eyes on this screenie!

Ahhh, why it's Sir Fartsalot taking a lovely stroll! But, why? And where to? 

More updates, and screenies coming soon to a stinky Poptart Kid who needs a diaper change near you! 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Update! I just burped! 

EthanRunt has sent all of his lines in for Chef Laffia. And let me say, he plays an awesome French guy. 

Ze performance was excellent!

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Oui Oui, Baugette, Croissant, Menage a Trois

Work it out kids, it's a very fun night in

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Last three films seen on the big screen:
Law Abiding Citizen - 5/10
2012 - 5/10
A Serious Man - 6/10

Croissant Mmm! Je me sens comme avoir un en ce moment! Ha, ha! 

L'enfant de Poptart

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Behold! Another screenie! 

Ahhhh! It's the Poo! Run for your lives! 

More updates coming soon to a Poptart Kid running away from poo near you! 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Who wants some new screenies? I said, who wants some new screenies? 

Behold! Screenie numba 1!

Oooh, ooooh! It's Ben, the Over-Excited fan who can't get enough of Sir Fartsalot! What a nerd. 

Aaaaaand, screenie numba 2!

Ah! It's our two French men, Chef Laffia, and our waiter, Pierre in Chef Laffia's private chopper! I wonder where they are going? 

Ne semblent-ils pas élégants avec leurs mustashe? Heh, heh, heh.

More updates, pics, and more fart jokes coming soon to a farting Poptart Kid near you! 

L'enfant de Poptart

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Looks cool, Nice screenies  I'll try and send the lines tommorow.

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Need some voice acting? Go ahead and PM me, or email me, if I'm not busy I'll most likely help you

"It's Ben, the Over-Excited fan who can't get enough of Sir Fartsalot! "

Haha - Sir Fartsalot has a stalker!

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rogerSIMIAN:

Haha - Sir Fartsalot has a stalker!

Thanks Snake! I can't wait. 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

You don't have to wait any longer TPK, I SENT THEM ALREADY   Hope they're to your stinky specifications

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Need some voice acting? Go ahead and PM me, or email me, if I'm not busy I'll most likely help you

Excellent! I shall check them right away! 

Edit: You're performance was so stinktacular, Snake, that I couldn't help myself from laughing so hard. Had I drank anything at the time I was hearing you as the over-excited fan, I would have messed up my keyboard with a huge stain. 

Well done! You play an excellent nerd! Hee, hee, hee. 

You won't be dssapointed folks. That's for sure. "Snort, snort, snort."

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Great pooper scooper! I have an update! 

I just recorded all the lines for Sir Fartsalot, and the Poo! Huzzah!

Let me say, that the Poo sounds like a mix between insane, and Yoda going mental. Bwahaha!

More updates coming soon to a Poptart Kid farting, and pooping at the same time near you! 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Mwahaha! I give you another stinky screenie! 

Oooh! Ooooh!   It's the over-excited fan, and Sir Fartsalot meeting for the first time! I wonder what the Over-Excited Fan wants? 

More updates, and stinky screenies coming soon to a Poptart Kid pooping in the toilet near you! 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

THIS THREAD STINKS!

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"I think pimp therefore I am."~Katt Williams

http://www.pimptightstudios.com

rjanaconda:

THIS THREAD STINKS!

This thread stinks so bad, that people look forward to it farting. 

Zing!

Bwahaha! 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

A small update. Oooh, did somebody fart? 

Yami, and his brother should be sending in their lines soon. As for the movie, I've been working on a shorter movie called, "The Origin of Sir Fartsalot" for JohnnyEx's TMO Super Universe thread. It's completed, and all I need to do is add the voices. I'll show some screenies from that later.

More updates, stinky aroma's, and pooptastic screenies coming soon to a pooping Poptart Kid near you! 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Wait no further my friend, email has been sent With all the lines! Project is looking and can't wait to see the movie