[Poster made in paint. Pirate flag courtesy of MSN images.]

 

Hello, everyone, and welcome to my upcoming pirate film for Del's competition.

Summary: Pirate Captain Kydarn is yearning for a better life, yet, his desire to obtain it is so far away when one day, a British military vessel blocks his path. Will he fight for freedom, or perish?

Genre: Action/Drama

Progress: Script in progress.

More updates coming soon to a Poptart Kid near you. 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Sounds like a idea, thar be lots of distances Look forward to more

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Script 100%|Casting 100%|AMM 99%|PP 0%
Production on hiatus

Aye, the distance for a better life be a long, and harsh one, especially if a British military vessel is in the way. 

Thanks for the interest, Yami! I really appreciate it. 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Update! 

The script is complete! Expect a casting call on this thread!  Right....

Now! 

Pirate Captain Kydarn

Male

Audition: “My loyal crew, today, today be the day where we once again defend our rights as a pirate! You see those men in that yonder ship? They hate us! Despise us! They won’t let us beg for mercy, because the first chance they get, they’ll shoot you down like an animal! We can’t let that happen! We must destroy the enemy! Send them down to Davy Jones Locker! Men, LET THE CANNONS ROAR!”

 

Captain Gregory

Male

Audition: "So, what is true about your exploits, Captain Kydarn?”

 

Pirate Joolar

Male

Audition: “But, sir! Why not destroy them to oblivion? It’s only one ship!”

 

Pirate Crew

I need a bunch of pirates roaring the words, "Let the cannons roar"

Please send all auditions to....

TehPoptartKid@Yahoo.com

 

Thanks! I look forward to your auditions! I really appreciate it. 

More updates coming soon to a Pirate film filled with the roar of cannons near you! 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Update! 

I have received some auditions from Cipher! Thanks, Cipher! Great job. 

The characters are still up for grabs though! I say! Who wants to be in me pirate flick? You! With the beard? How about you with the annoying parrot on your shoulder! Don't be shy! 

More updates coming soon to a Pirate film filled with pirate banter near you! 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

I'll send some auditions in the morning, its 2:39AM

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http://allboards.lionhead.com/forums/thread/2854392.aspx
Script 100%|Casting 100%|AMM 99%|PP 0%
Production on hiatus

Wonderful! I can't wait to hear them, Yami. Thanks! 

We have Yami, and Cipher aboard the ship! Who be next to audition! You with the hideous scar! Or, how about you with the eyepatch! 

 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Me auditions will arrive tomorrow. Arrr! I can't do them right now matey!

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Life is like fighting a dinosaur, it's really hard. - Jon Lajoie

Arrr! Auditions sent Teh Poptart Pirate!

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Life is like fighting a dinosaur, it's really hard. - Jon Lajoie

I don't think I have it, Fallen. Try sending it again.

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Did you get them now?

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Life is like fighting a dinosaur, it's really hard. - Jon Lajoie

This is strange. No, I haven't. I know it should work because you contacted me before with my email.  

Try again, and if it doesn't seem to work, I'll try contacting you through skype or something.  

 

 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

How about now?

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Life is like fighting a dinosaur, it's really hard. - Jon Lajoie

Yes, I received them. 

Thanks Fallen! I will check them out as soon as I can. 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"