So as most people who have played the Sims or its sequel know, a lot of fun can be had by putting people on full autonomy and not interfering at all. I gleaned some volunteers, or guinea pigs, whatever. Well, I didn't really ask... I just gleaned a few of the sports around here (and one partially random selection from the photo thread because dammit, we needed a girl).

Let me introduce you to the Hamsterfaces.


From left to right (and in the most ridiculous outfits that come with the game, plus the fact that everyone either looks sexy or like a genetic wasteland in the Sims):

Lord Terrible in an Indiana Jones hat and a raver outfit (or something).

ProfYaffel in a viking helmet and a ninja costume (it's just what I assumed you looked like...)

Derobrash in the middle. I tried as best I could to follow his picture, but I contend he is impossible to make. So I just ended up making him look like he should be in Pirates of the Caribbean or something.

Fyska in the only odd thing I could find while quickly browsing the female clothing line. (She was the first girl in the photo thread, I know it's not fair since she's been gone a while, but it's not like they're accurate reflections of any of us).

Me on the right, the guy who looks like he went on Extreme Makeover: Pimp Edition, and actually took it seriously.

The kitty is Tiger, I made him because... well... cats are cool. And I felt it was a tie in to Black and White. (Okay, that's totally just a BS justification, but whatever).

All personalities were based off birth date (I just set their sign) Fyska didn't have it listed so I went with a shot in the dark and got Capricorn. Aspirations and turn ons/offs were set by whatever I thought was funny at the moment (Dero loves him some zombies for instance).


So here's their flavor shot for whenever they load.

And if this opening image is any indicator, it should be a great ride.


That cat knows when you're talkin' crap about him and he's gonna hunt you down for it.

Well, I should have the first day played and ready for posting some time tomorrow. Until then I leave you with this preview. If it catches on I'll take applicants for a couple new houses, but let's wait and see if I'm actually funny first.

---

Haha, this should be

Reminds me of the Incredible Adventures of Danny Z I wrote once using B&W screenshots and customized names...

You know you can get a shemale mod right ? (hint : To dero)

---

My Sim doesn't even have a stick...

---

You know when you've been Profo'd

You can get a mod for that too

 

Sounds like an awesome idea... I wonder who dies first..?

---

Me and Mortalitis...and some other guy?


Anony: Strip and all your problems will go away

Who ever cooks the worst.

---

umbr44:

You can get a mod for that too

 

Sounds like an awesome idea... I wonder who dies first..?

Well, there are times we can break the Prime Directive of Divine Intervention. This thread is no fun if everyone dies right off the bat so certain things (such as ordering groceries) may by interfered with, but cooking fires are still free-for-all.

Some things they also don't do by themselves, such as looking for a job and having sex, so I may guide them towards the beneficial stuff so I don't have to cheat ALL the time (I cheated to actually give them a house livable for that size family). And of course, if it's funny or I decide a baby is in order (i.e. I don't want anymore houses but someone wants to join) I'll force copulation.

Something you all should know before I begin in a couple hours:
All Sims are effectively bisexual, given the lack of females there's a chance several of us will have a male lover at some point in this. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I thought I'd just tell you guys that I didn't set that, it will be purely through game interaction.

---

Sims actually seem to be primarily gay....possibly so they interact with other people of their own sex whilst it is expected that the user will steer the sim towards to person it is wished they love.

---

Me and Mortalitis...and some other guy?


Anony: Strip and all your problems will go away

Well, I'm done with the gameplay, I just need to crop/delete the images and add commentary. I have 214 images to go through (a lot of them were just trying to get the best shot so a lot of repeats) so I'll have the first day in an hour or two.

For future reference do you guys want me to do larger ones in two parts, so you can read one half while I'm making the other or just do one big post? Obviously I probably won't see it for this one, but I might like to know.

Update: Okay I've sorted the images, this is going to be a big (I think around 60 pic) update, mainly because we went downtown and when you go back to your lot no time has passed. I have to crop and add commentary, I think I'll split it into three parts, if you guys want to help out make some posts before the update so one of the parts may end up on the next page (to reduce loading).

---

Hamsterhead Day 1 Part 1 - Meet the Family


So here everyone is outside their new home, you know, the one they'll probably ruin in 10 days. I look around at everyone's wants and aspirations and...


The cat getting sprayed by a skunk is a fear. Trust me when I say every single person had this listed. Every. Single. One.


I want to be a gamer (if you look above Fyska does too), so since at least a couple we'll need jobs eventually let's look.


BAM! Two jobs and some aspiration. That's oddly convenient... Now that the direct intervention stuff is done with.


Great, first thing the cat we all fear will get hurt does is ruin the bed. *Le sigh* I'll help once more, ONCE.


So Dero and Fyska decide to go inside and write in their diaries, and then get annoyed the other is in the room. Tip: If the gossip is so juicy you're scared the other person engrossed in their own diary may see you may want to report it to the NSA.


Fyska gets up and suddenly we're bombarded by some atrocious piano playing.


Youch! Don't quit your day job Prof.


In fact this is so terrible, it drove Fyska insane, so insane she decided to dance in the bathtub.


Meanwhile Dero and I play catch, I'm not a physics major, but I'm pretty sure balls thrown forward don't fly that way.


I'd say something, but it would just ruin this.


Dero then goes to have sweet, sweet dreams about Prof.


While Dero is sleeping I decide to get something to eat.


And Lord T starts getting pissed at Prof's piano playing.


Dero comes to join me at lunch and talk about... stocks?


Seriously Prof, stop, you're making LT sick.


Fyska comes to join lunch and I talk to her about blowing stuff up with large bombs.


She agrees that we should blow stuff up. (Did I mention we both have the knowledge aspiration? I think I accidentally made two geniuses).


I get a call from I guy I apparantly know even though these characters were just generated and am asked to go downtown. I say yes and we go to a place called P.U.R.E.

Will we blow it up? Will Prof find yet another way to offend people's senses? Will anyone start a fire and die (no)? Find out on Day 1 part 2!

---

Hamsterhead Day 1 Part 2 - How not to act in a public restroom


Here we are leaving, even though LT is the last one in (he was sleeping) everyone decides to think about Dero.


We find out LordTerrible is really Lord of the Terrible Elemental Plane of Fire and can pick up hot dogs on a grill with his bare hands.


He's also a cold-hearted wanker, he just walks past Fyska who was obviously there to eat those.


In the meantime Dero and I dance badly.


Dero goes upstairs, Prof and Fyska decide they don't want to be with him and leave.


Poor Dero.


Fyska decides to bring up our bombing proposition to Prof.


Who disagrees. I can only assume this means Prof will be "accidentally" killed by either me or Fyska in due time.


Dero goes to the toilet and thinks about his Best Friend (no, really, that's what that symbol means). Just let that sink in.


He then corners me in the urinal and forces me to play some game where we take turns punching each other.


Dero and I manage to pick up three chicks after the punching game.


Meanwhile Lord Terrible tries to get his drug money from Prof in the urinal. (Or just talk, I'm not really sure).


I lie to this person about how rich I am.


I don't know what LT did to Prof, but it made him want to strip down naked and sponge bathe himself in a public restroom. Or maybe he just always does that, who am I to judge?


Fyska tries to hack into P.U.R.E.'s mainframe, most likely to start that thermonuclear war we've been talking about. No luck though... YET!


Everyone was on the verge of collapsing so I called a cab to take us home. Of course, what would a cab ride be without thinking about Dero?

Join me in Part Three where we found out P.U.R.E was stuck in a time warp and we still have an entire night to go!

---

Hamsterhead Family Day 1 Part 3 - Dero is a pimp.


For reference purposes, this is when we left for downtown.


We come home to see Tiger sitting like a statue on the counter, like a loyal kitty... or an enchanted sculpture. Not too sure on that one. Let's check the clock.


...
Yeah, apparently no time passes after you leave. WITCHCRAFT!


So Dero goes to bed and naturally everyone follows him, for a chance to be the one there. I manage to win.


This sens Fyska across the house to the far bedroom (even though there was a bed much closer). Prof tried to get there first but alas, he failed.


Prof chooses to sleep in the hammock. I mean CHOSE. There were two other beds in the house, much closer and with higher comfort ratings. Prof just likes his Hammocks.


These girls talk about light bondage with Dero while he's sleeping. (They were thinking about him right before this but I didn't get the capture)


This guy watches Dero sleep. Watching... waiting... and with that expression, I think Dero may have a stalker.


Lord T serves burnt macaroni and cheese to our guests who followed us home for no reason. Possibly in an effort to get them to leave.


Never mind, dude just likes burnt Mac and Cheese.


Dero and I dream narcissistic fantasies about ourselves.


Yeah, definitely a stalker. This is kinda creepy, go away, guy who watches people sleep.


Lord T finally goes to sleep, this means the only people awake in our house are guests.


Tiger, sensing danger, goes to attack one of the guests (he actually tries this, and fails miserably).


Okay just so you guys know, I deleted at least 50 images about people just standing in Dero's room over the night and thinking about him, hence the title. I eventually got curious as to when he'd wake up and it turns out he's fully rested. Dero is sleeping for the sole purpose of being a *** to his adoring fans.


Everyone seems to have figured this out, and decide to talk in our room to wake us up. Which, of course, doesn't work.


FINALLY! Only, like, four more to go.


I know it's a little small, but look closely. Everyone has finally awaken (in unison at 6AM, it must be some kind of Sim internal clock thing).


I beat Dero to the bath (back off, I'm the one with a job here buddy). And he gets repulsed after he walks in without knocking.


Look what you've done now Dero, your lack of manners made her leave! (Thank you!)


Lord T decides to take his early morning creativity and start a painting.


Dero decides he hates Fyska while Prof talks to him about boats.


Who asked you to come anyway? Didn't you get the hint when everyone in the house except the guests when to bed?


Oh, and she had the nerve to use out insanely expensive computer.


Carpool is here!


And Fyska is taking a bath! Oh no! It was about 9AM so I thought it was time to stop, I think days from now on will start/end at 9AM.

So will Fyska finish bathing in time to get to work? Will those freeloading guests ever leave? Will Prof foil our dastardly bombing plans!? We'll see on Day 2!

So it turns out these take me most of the day to make, especially if there's a detour. Any comments? ? Not funny? Terrible waste of the intertubes? Since they take so much time I don't think I'll update too regularly unless you guys like it. If you do maybe every weekend or so.

---

Strangely, I'm quite enjoying this. I'm not altogether sure what that says about me, but whatever.I look forward to the next day in the adventures of the Hamsterheads and I think I may go play sims 2 now....

---

kymned:

Strangely, I'm quite enjoying this. I'm not altogether sure what that says about me, but whatever.I look forward to the next day in the adventures of the Hamsterheads and I think I may go play sims 2 now....

Hamsterface... I screwed that up 3 times, probably because I originally put Hamsterhead and then forgot I changed it.

*Whistles innocently*

---

Perhaps we should do a LH Big Brother with The Sims? I used to do random BB's with The Sims and laff at the confusion when I deleted the door

---

Damn you! You've given me an urge to play sims. Bah!

The shame of it .

It's spooky!

It's like a Lionhead meet up with out the vomit and wooden phallic sysmbols...

---

You know when you've been Profo'd

Lord T is hardcore. He is my favourite at the moment and seems to be the only one who cooks.

---

If you can't do the time then don't do the crime. Then again you can just post in here i suppose ->
http://community.lionhead.com/forums/thread/1705961.aspx

I don't know many of the people you recreated (before my time) but it still made me laugh. I like much

---

Cretin=

brainless, stupid and full of pointless information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins. They can be found in every single internet forum, where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible.

Dero goes to the toilet and thinks about his Best Friend (no, really, that's what that symbol means). Just let that sink in.

Hilarious, please continue

---

Now I am Death, the destroyer of worlds.

Brilliant, had me in stitches several times, but the best moment had to be this:

Jragony:

I don't know what LT did to Prof, but it made him want to strip down naked and sponge bathe himself in a public restroom. Or maybe he just always does that, who am I to judge?

Genius

---

Jragony:

kymned:

Strangely, I'm quite enjoying this. I'm not altogether sure what that says about me, but whatever.I look forward to the next day in the adventures of the Hamsterheads and I think I may go play sims 2 now....

Hamsterface... I screwed that up 3 times, probably because I originally put Hamsterhead and then forgot I changed it.

*Whistles innocently*

Whoops, well if you mistook it yourself and they're your creation, then I don't feel too bad. Anyhow, I look forward to more zany adventures with the Hamsterfaces. And if you feel like the house has too much testosterone, you can feel free to use my name, just so  long as you can promise I won't get accosted in the bathroom! lol.

---

Ahahaha, this thread cracks me up.

Especially the interaction between Fyska and I - there is so much there that mirrors reality it is not true.

---

I have no idea what I am talking about

Derobrash:

Ahahaha, this thread cracks me up.

Especially the interaction between Fyska and I - there is so much there that mirrors reality it is not true.

I didn't get the image, but the very first thing I saw after loading was you two losing relationship points. I immediately said to myself "well, I see Alternate Universe Dero and Fyska are going to be true to their real life counterparts... "

---

I'll link her to the thread later, although she is so boring these days that she'll not find it quite as funny as I

---

I have no idea what I am talking about