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So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

Last post 09-16-2008, 12:16 by DrunkShawn17. 48 replies.
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  •  09-02-2008, 23:17 3048521 in reply to 3047460

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    So I reread my posts and I love my typos. One of the best is "so a couple we'll have to get jobs eventually." I don't know what I was trying to write with the word "we'll" (my typos tend to come from thinking too far ahead or of another way to formulate) but I obviously meant "will." Paranoid [:aranoid:]

    kymned:
    Jragony:
    kymned:
    Strangely, I'm quite enjoying this. I'm not altogether sure what that says about me, but whatever.I look forward to the next day in the adventures of the Hamsterheads and I think I may go play sims 2 now....


    Hamsterface... I screwed that up 3 times, probably because I originally put Hamsterhead and then forgot I changed it.

    *Whistles innocently*

    Whoops, well if you mistook it yourself and they're your creation, then I don't feel too bad. Anyhow, I look forward to more zany adventures with the Hamsterfaces. And if you feel like the house has too much testosterone, you can feel free to use my name, just so  long as you can promise I won't get accosted in the bathroom! lol.


    I wasn't correcting you per se. After you said it I looked at the titles and it became obvious to me. It was kind of just an outspoken facepalm to myself. I don't blame you for getting it wrong, nor do I particularly care what you call them. Well, except THAT...

  •  09-04-2008, 12:41 3050279 in reply to 3048521

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    more damnit!
  •  09-04-2008, 13:52 3050337 in reply to 3048521

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    We demand you to play more the sims !

    Jragony:


    Profs morning ritual.

    afraid [:afraid:]


  •  09-04-2008, 14:43 3050383 in reply to 3050337

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    maggot:
    We demand you to play more the sims !

    Jragony:


    Profs morning ritual.

    afraid [:afraid:]

    Mrs Prof doesn't let me do those kind of things, and for your information my morning ritual means staying in bed as long as possible, quick wash, cup of tea and a cigarette or two... Classic [:classic:]


    You know when you've been Profo'd Classic [:classic:]

  •  09-05-2008, 0:33 3051115 in reply to 3050383

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Well I guess no one likes it... I may have to cancel that update I planned for tomorrow.

    Wink [;)]

  •  09-05-2008, 16:01 3051862 in reply to 3051115

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    I found it interesting.Stick out tongue [:P]
    Do you know the muffin man?


  •  09-05-2008, 23:54 3052569 in reply to 3051862

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Okay guys, I had some hold ups today. I was taking a walk and woke up in the desert with my organs gone and an IOU taped to my chest and... well... I'll spare you the details but let's just say they forgot to sever my head and THAT crime syndicate won't be bothering anyone for a while. For anyone that buys that I'm firing up my Irfanview capture and the game right now and I'll have an update ready in about 3-4 hours or tomorrow afternoon depending on when I get tired enough to sleep.

  •  09-06-2008, 5:34 3052791 in reply to 3052569

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Sorry guys, I'll try again tomorrow, Irfanview bugged out on me and I had to scrap the update. The entire first 7/8ths of my screen captures came out blank for some reason.

    Synopsis:
    Fyska and I got promoted.
    I screwed some stuff up with furniture and mildly remodeled one bedroom to have a double bed instead of two singles.
    Fyska and I got a day of vacation.
    Prof is getting better at music.
    A bunch of stuff that isn't really funny or interesting unless you comment a picture.

  •  09-06-2008, 11:43 3053002 in reply to 3052791

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Grr this makes me want to play The Sims. So  I went out to buy the expansion pack thinking I still had The Sims 2 I didn't... and now I have a useless expansion pack...Dead [:notalive:]
    Do you know the muffin man?


  •  09-07-2008, 12:47 3054670 in reply to 3053002

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Cooking and painting... A little off reality, but I like it Big Smile [:D]

    Keep 'em coming!
  •  09-07-2008, 23:52 3055878 in reply to 3054670

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    I just checked this out.... and I gotta agree with The Bag.... more damnit!
    Go, fight, kill!


  •  09-08-2008, 2:46 3056119 in reply to 3052791

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Apparently you got Fyska's star sign right by the way.

    I have no idea what I am talking about
  •  09-11-2008, 4:35 3060219 in reply to 3056119

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Okay guys, in a flash of idiocy I forgot to turn off the hardware overlay, epic facepalm. Now that I've got that sorted out I'll prepare a nice update for you guys on Friday (I love only having classes M-Th).

  •  09-13-2008, 0:57 3062462 in reply to 3060219

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    To fill the order of "more damnit" I got the images. Apparently Irfanview has a moral problem capturing images unless you alt+tab out of the Sims and then back in, then it works fine regardless of your settings. Now I just need to delete, crop and add commentary and I'll have your update... soon.

  •  09-13-2008, 2:09 3062506 in reply to 3062462

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Hamsterfaces Day 3 pt 1: Would someone just clean the god damn cat box!?


    Ah, another morning, and LT hasn't worked on his painting in a day, GET ON IT.


    No, instead he's looking through a telescope and found... flowers? Okay, on second thought stick with that I think we've got a discovery of extraterrestrial flora on our hands.


    I come out of the bathroom and get offended by the smell of the litter box, but do nothing to fix it.


    Fyska goes outside in her underwear to lay in the hammock.


    And manages to fail... miserably. Actually it was more like she was rejected by the hammock, she went in and it bounced her out.


    Prof takes a bath while Dero stares at the dirty toilet.


    LT screws scientific discovery and starts to work on his painting again.


    Like a G o o d [Good] misogynist, I walk away while Fyska cleans the dishes.


    To play piano, which miraculously has offended no one yet.


    Fyska then sits all alone at the table.


    Prof finished taking a bath and Dero decides not to worry about the toilet.


    That's uh... lovely LT, tell you what, we'll find some magnets after you're done and we'll put it on the refrigerator just for you!


    Fyska decides to attempt the delicate art of Extreme Underwear Hammocking once more. In the rain...


    SUCCESS!


    Prof is afraid of rain, very afraid.


    "Jragony, I was the one who got Donna pregnant."


    "What was that Prof?"
    "Oh, nothing, so how about them mortars and pestles!?"


    Fyska looks like she's having fun...


    Amazing, Dero finally cleans the toilet!


    Uh... Dero, I think you did something wrong there bud.


    Nevermind!


    But he still won't touch that cat box, which is probably 30 times less grody than that toilet was.

    Will anyone clean that litter box? Will Fyska conquer hammock sports? Will Prof conquer his fear of rain? Stay tuned for part 2!

  •  09-13-2008, 2:17 3062512 in reply to 3062506

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    It's still great, keep up the work.... I could use a laugh here and there.
    Go, fight, kill!


  •  09-13-2008, 2:39 3062525 in reply to 3062462

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Hamsterface Day 3 pt2: Fyska dear, we're just worried, get out of the hammock


    We start off this part with a phone call for me.


    Prof yells for me even though I'm right behind him.


    "Oh, hey, did you know there's a phone call for you?"
    "Yes, dammit! Now move!"


    Phew, all that warning me about the phone tired poor old Prof out, so he goes to take a nap.


    LT continues his kindergarten drawi... I mean masterpiece.


    Meanwhile Fyska thinks about this skater chick we met downtown.


    Dero writes in his diary again.


    Almost done!


    NO! Don't you know the Great Lord of the Terrible Elemental Plane of Fire and Painting is finishing his masterpiece!?


    Hooray! We'll hang that up for you LT.


    Right by the bed so mommy and daddy will always think of you when they wake up.


    LT is so excited he goes to sleep right by his painting.


    I corner Dero while he's still writing in his diary.


    And force him to play that punching game. Yeah, that's right. That's for trapping me by the urinal a couple days ago for this inane game you ***!


    Fyska is reveling in her victory over the hammock.


    Yay, mac and cheese again!


    "Ugh, why do these guys keep staring at me?"
    "That's because you're almost naked on the front lawn, midear."


    WOOO FOOD!


    Tiger greets LT as he wakes up.


    Aww! Best Fwiends Fowever!


    LT takes a really determined crap.


    I talk about world peace.


    Meanwhile LT's nuclear excretions broke the toilet. Great job man.


    Dero heard about that conversation Fyska and I had about bombs, so he calls BS on my peace spiel.


    Fyska is tired, even though she was on a hammock ALL DAY. So she goes to bed.


    While she sleeps I sneak into bed and do the same. I know we have the same job so we sleep at the same time, and I know that bed is the most comfortable but that's still kinda creepy...


    Dero goes to sleep all alone, leaving Prof and LT to party!

    Will Prof and LT ruin the house? Will anyone be traumatized waking up to LT's painting? Will a global thermonuclear war start and kill our family? Find out on part 3!

  •  09-13-2008, 3:00 3062535 in reply to 3062512

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Hamsterface Day 3 part 3


    LT... *sigh* the water is spreading and he won't do a thing about it.


    And then he goes to take a bath next to the very thing he broke.


    Well, at least the bath gave him time to think and he cleans it up, he still won't fix it though.


    LT disregards any thoughts of guilt and writes in his diary about garden gnomes... well of course!


    Tiger attacks chair. Chair takes 10 damage.


    Chair uses Repel Cat. Chair wins. Chair gains 10 HP. Chair levels up!


    "All right, who's the *** who broke the toilet?"


    Fyska tries to forget about her ravenous hunger by taking a bath.


    Dut du duuuuh! LT to the rescue.


    Our star chef with power over fire cops out and makes us pop tarts.


    Fyska, our cleanliest member won't even touch that litter box.


    Prof cleans up because of LT's toilet breaking skills.


    But he STILL won't touch the cat box, I smell conspiracy... or maybe that's just Tiger's poo... or laziness.


    I start yelling while playing The Sims 3, a game not yet released.


    For a Sims game I'm getting a little... too into it.


    LT gives Fyska unwanted makeup advice.


    Car's here!


    And so is a skunk, presumably here to spray Tiger and make everyone's aspiration plummet.


    Yes LT, hug Tiger, hug him while you still can for his most dire challenge awaits... MWAHAHAHA!

  •  09-13-2008, 7:28 3062667 in reply to 3045695

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Lord_Terrible:
    Haha, this should be G o o d [Good] Stick out tongue [:P]

    Reminds me of the Incredible Adventures of Danny Z I wrote once using B&W screenshots and customized names...


    Hehe I was Danny Z mate on MSN

    Megatron: "I'll rip out your optics!"
    My Spore Creatures!
  •  09-14-2008, 16:52 3064457 in reply to 3062667

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Hahaha, great stuff Jragony.

    Show dat toilet who boss.
  •  09-15-2008, 0:20 3064967 in reply to 3064457

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    LoL this is some G o o d [Good] stuffWink [;)]
    Do you know the muffin man?


  •  09-15-2008, 15:09 3065700 in reply to 3064967

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Wahahahaaha, brilliant Big Smile [:D]

  •  09-16-2008, 1:37 3066504 in reply to 3065700

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    haha, thats great lol
  •  09-16-2008, 12:16 3066810 in reply to 3066504

    Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

    Someone really needs to tend to that litter box.Stick out tongue [:P]
    Do you know the muffin man?


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