Put this in your sig if you want to support our cause!  








Here's the actual signature code.  Just copy and paste in the following two lines:



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Put this in your signature to support the "Give Mort a Raise" foundation. [/CENTER]

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such a cause too. volunteers are wonderful people.

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You think Mort doesn't get paid?

He's on £50,000 a year, plus bonuses and a company car, but will he get a round in? Oh no...

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You know when you've been Profo'd

Whilst we all appreciate Mort being an active moderator, maybe a better idea would be to appoint other active moderators ?
By the way, there are other moderators - plus the admin - who work as hard as Mort do, they just don't post. The only difference is they don't do it as much .

bump (why?) because

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Why is it always the nubs...

I'm sure Mort will be flattered, but I hear he's not that way inclined...

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ProfYaffel:

Why is it always the nubs...

I'm sure Mort will be flattered, but I hear he's not that way inclined...

yeah i agree with the nub slayer here. i dont think mort realy wants the money i hear he enjoys doing this. but yeah im sure he'll be happy to see that alot of members give a sh,it about him.

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"IrishMorn"
If Adon and Sagat step in....ah, what the hell, I'll get drunk and join in on that one.

Oh, I'm pretty sure if Lionhead decided to pay him he wouldn't be saying no...

Needless to say, the sig is obviously meant as a little joke. I think Mort made it himself, if I recall correctly.
Or he might be just jealous that they're not paying him in donuts.

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The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one.

Maybe they are giving him free games for his troubles...so by demanding this he might effectively get 2 copies of Fable 2 >_<  
Not very usefull

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Only when the last tree
Has been cut down
And the last river
Has dried to a trickle
Will man realise
That we cannot eat money
And reciting old proverbs
Makes you sound like a twat
-Banksy

ProfYaffel:

Why is it always the nubs...

I'm sure Mort will be flattered, but I hear he's not that way inclined...

Sorry to seem like it is a noobish idea, but if you read the rest of the sig it will state that he doesn't get paid and this is just for fun , and infact his idea...I just wanted to help it along in an "off topic forum"

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Undead---God:

Whilst we all appreciate Mort being an active moderator, maybe a better idea would be to appoint other active moderators ? By the way, there are other moderators - plus the admin - who work as hard as Mort do, they just don't post. The only difference is they don't do it as much .

surely not, pay the eyeball twice as much and he can do double the work, that's how it works!

I mean two people paid the same would not be anywhere near as as one person paid double ...

On a side note, I think that all former HK forum members should get our allowance increased in line with the Mortalis wage increase suggested .. Either that or we will take a free ELITE + Fable 2 + LCD TV ...

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Mortalitis_Infinitas:

You have gained enough renown to purchase the "Creative Director of European studios at Microsoft Games Studios" title.

satansmunchkin:

On a side note, I think that all former HK forum members should get our allowance increased in line with the Mortalis wage increase suggested .. Either that or we will take a free ELITE + Fable 2 + LCD TV ...

??? whats an former HK??? im not too with the ranking system on this forum.

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"IrishMorn"
If Adon and Sagat step in....ah, what the hell, I'll get drunk and join in on that one.

ProfYaffel:

I'm sure Mort will be flattered, but I hear he's not that way inclined...

Oh but he is. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and take a long shower.

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TheKaiser:

ProfYaffel:

I'm sure Mort will be flattered, but I hear he's not that way inclined...

Oh but he is. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and take a long shower.

with that said, Bump

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IHAVEMONEY:

TheKaiser:

ProfYaffel:

I'm sure Mort will be flattered, but I hear he's not that way inclined...

Oh but he is. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and take a long shower.

with that said, Bump

I hope you get the irony of posting a thread praising a mod and then going about breaking the forum rules in order to maintain the thread.

If people like the thread, or agree they will post, if not, then don't keep "bumping" the thread. It's irritating and I'll report the thread so it gets locked and ruin your fun if you carry on. It's knocking threads other people are interested in off the front page.

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Mortalitis_Infinitas:

You have gained enough renown to purchase the "Creative Director of European studios at Microsoft Games Studios" title.

Sovvolf:

satansmunchkin:

On a side note, I think that all former HK forum members should get our allowance increased in line with the Mortalis wage increase suggested .. Either that or we will take a free ELITE + Fable 2 + LCD TV ...

??? whats an former HK??? im not too with the ranking system on this forum.

i've been wondering about the same question for awhile. What is a Former HK??

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I believe HK stands for High Karma. And a Former HK is a member that has been here before the forums went under a revamp and had a high karma number.

I believe I'm correct, or at least to an extent.

well that seems to make sence , thanks for answering atleast lol, i was kinda asking munchkin but getting a reply from her is like getting blood from a stone no disrespect to her of cource hahaha, but yeah ive been wondering that for a while becuase ive seen it at the bottom of poeples names and its like botherd me, its kinda been itching at the back of my head lol.

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"IrishMorn"
If Adon and Sagat step in....ah, what the hell, I'll get drunk and join in on that one.

Sovvolf:

i was kinda asking munchkin but getting a reply from her is like getting blood from a stone

Yes, she has been called a pain in the bum more than once...

But the answer you received was correct. It's just a carry over from the old system that showed how fantastic we were...

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she did seem like a cranky pants i hope she's ok...

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IHAVEMONEY:

she did seem like a cranky pants i hope she's ok...

Munchkin! What have you been telling the newbies?

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You know when you've been Profo'd

you talk bad about this thread, and yet you are on here disrespecting people calling them newbs. This is just for fun, if you don't like it then don't show up. You think you can call me a nub because of your "status" and yet it is just being ignorant...

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ProfYaffel:

Sovvolf:

i was kinda asking munchkin but getting a reply from her is like getting blood from a stone

Yes, she has been called a pain in the bum more than once...

But the answer you received was correct. It's just a carry over from the old system that showed how fantastic we were...

Yeah i kinda figuerd as much on the "your sexist for calling me love" reply on the obama thread but i think i won that arguement so that is why i assumed i would not get a reply.

and thanks now the mystery of the HK as been solved for me...... so whats the king of donuts thing hahaha.

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"IrishMorn"
If Adon and Sagat step in....ah, what the hell, I'll get drunk and join in on that one.

Newbs = new members

Noobs = members who post like newbs but should no better...

Actually, I'm laughing that you keep refering to Munchkin as "she"...

Edit:

The King of the Donuts badge is just Woody's little joke...

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you did say "she" plus the picture is a she, it's his/her fault for being confusing

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