The Druid's Arrow - Shot through the holes of all stone relics - 10G
Chicken Abuser - Kicked a chicken more than 40m - 5G
A Hasty Decision - You helped a friend in need, only to kill them afterwards - 10G
Fight Club Aficionado - You have earned the highest rank in the fist fighters club - 20G
Desciple of the Dark - You have made a "donation" to the Chapel of Skorm - 5G
Skorm's Prize - You have made a sacrifice at the right time and earned Skorm's treasured bow. - 15G
Desciple of the Light - You have made a kind donation to the Temple of Avo - 5G
No Door Unlocked - All the demon doors of Albion have been opened - 50G
Locksmith - All silver keys have been found - 30G
The Romantic - You have made 5 people or more fall in love with you - 5G
The Lover - You have married for the first time - 5G
The Flower Fancier - You have opened the demon door at Rose Cottage - 10G
You're One Of Us Now - You have tricked the Bandit Camp to accept you as one of their own - 10G
The Will User - You have learnt your first spell - 5G
The Power Of The Arcane - You have mastered at least 1 spell - 15G
Haven't really thought about any funny lines for the achievements....nor have I done anything for each demon door...I'll get back to this when I can, it was all off the top of my head
"If less is more, think just how great MORE will be!"