SplatterHappy:

Nope.. at 44 (45 this June), I still seem to hold down the oldest male player on the boards title.  I'm hoping an older male player will post soon.. I'm getting self-conscious here.

Fear not for I am 318.................. months old or 1384 weeks old or 9695 days old.

For your own psychological reason's I suggest you dont look up your own age in any of those Splatter... you seem worried enough as is