I'ma choose a couple...just to be awkward.


The time I dropped a huge log on my finger, snapped the bone clean in two...and pretty much made the end of my finger explode.    I got through the waiting room at hospital in 5 minutes because I was leaving a pool of blood on the floor upsetting people.     The doctor was sure i'd cut my throat to from where the initial spurt hit me in the face.

But the killer...the doctor made me close my fingers to see if I could...which due to the swelling pushed the bone slightly more out of place they think.




Or the time I had appendicis and the doctor decided that the best test was to prod the area over my appendix...which hurt.  but being  a man   I didn't react....so then he thumped me there.   I jumped so hard I half fell off the bed and he had to catch me.



Or the time I had a varcosile (Or something) in my leg...which let the blood flow back into my.......  well besically it meant a few weeks of walking around feeling like someone was squeezing as hard as they could on a certain part of me....  now that was agony.

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Me and Mortalitis...and some other guy?


Anony: Strip and all your problems will go away