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Re: So I put some of us in a Sims house... (Abandon all hope ye who 56k)

DrunkShawn17 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:16:24 GMT

Someone really needs to tend to that litter box.

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SupaSean — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:37:58 GMT

haha, thats great lol

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fredtheduck — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 19:09:07 GMT

Wahahahaaha, brilliant

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DrunkShawn17 — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:20:11 GMT

LoL this is some stuff

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Lord_Terrible — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 20:52:37 GMT

Hahaha, great stuff Jragony.

Show dat toilet who boss.

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adam86shadow — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 11:28:23 GMT

Lord_Terrible:
Haha, this should be

Reminds me of the Incredible Adventures of Danny Z I wrote once using B&W screenshots and customized names...

Hehe I was Danny Z mate on MSN

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Jragony — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 07:00:02 GMT

Hamsterface Day 3 part 3

LT... *sigh* the water is spreading and he won't do a thing about it.

And then he goes to take a bath next to the very thing he broke.

Well, at least the bath gave him time to think and he cleans it up, he still won't fix it though.

LT disregards any thoughts of guilt and writes in his diary about garden gnomes... well of course!

Tiger attacks chair. Chair takes 10 damage.

Chair uses Repel Cat. Chair wins. Chair gains 10 HP. Chair levels up!

"All right, who's the *** who broke the toilet?"

Fyska tries to forget about her ravenous hunger by taking a bath.

Dut du duuuuh! LT to the rescue.

Our star chef with power over fire cops out and makes us pop tarts.

Fyska, our cleanliest member won't even touch that litter box.

Prof cleans up because of LT's toilet breaking skills.

But he STILL won't touch the cat box, I smell conspiracy... or maybe that's just Tiger's poo... or laziness.

I start yelling while playing The Sims 3, a game not yet released.

For a Sims game I'm getting a little... too into it.

LT gives Fyska unwanted makeup advice.

Car's here!

And so is a skunk, presumably here to spray Tiger and make everyone's aspiration plummet.

Yes LT, hug Tiger, hug him while you still can for his most dire challenge awaits... MWAHAHAHA!

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Jragony — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:39:05 GMT

Hamsterface Day 3 pt2: Fyska dear, we're just worried, get out of the hammock

We start off this part with a phone call for me.

Prof yells for me even though I'm right behind him.

"Oh, hey, did you know there's a phone call for you?"
"Yes, dammit! Now move!"

Phew, all that warning me about the phone tired poor old Prof out, so he goes to take a nap.

LT continues his kindergarten drawi... I mean masterpiece.

Meanwhile Fyska thinks about this skater chick we met downtown.

Dero writes in his diary again.

Almost done!

NO! Don't you know the Great Lord of the Terrible Elemental Plane of Fire and Painting is finishing his masterpiece!?

Hooray! We'll hang that up for you LT.

Right by the bed so mommy and daddy will always think of you when they wake up.

LT is so excited he goes to sleep right by his painting.

I corner Dero while he's still writing in his diary.

And force him to play that punching game. Yeah, that's right. That's for trapping me by the urinal a couple days ago for this inane game you ***!

Fyska is reveling in her victory over the hammock.

Yay, mac and cheese again!

"Ugh, why do these guys keep staring at me?"
"That's because you're almost naked on the front lawn, midear."

WOOO FOOD!

Tiger greets LT as he wakes up.

Aww! Best Fwiends Fowever!

LT takes a really determined crap.

I talk about world peace.

Meanwhile LT's nuclear excretions broke the toilet. Great job man.

Dero heard about that conversation Fyska and I had about bombs, so he calls BS on my peace spiel.

Fyska is tired, even though she was on a hammock ALL DAY. So she goes to bed.

While she sleeps I sneak into bed and do the same. I know we have the same job so we sleep at the same time, and I know that bed is the most comfortable but that's still kinda creepy...

Dero goes to sleep all alone, leaving Prof and LT to party!

Will Prof and LT ruin the house? Will anyone be traumatized waking up to LT's painting? Will a global thermonuclear war start and kill our family? Find out on part 3!

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Lynchingparty — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:17:23 GMT

It's still great, keep up the work.... I could use a laugh here and there.

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Jragony — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:09:52 GMT

Hamsterfaces Day 3 pt 1: Would someone just clean the god damn cat box!?

Ah, another morning, and LT hasn't worked on his painting in a day, GET ON IT.

No, instead he's looking through a telescope and found... flowers? Okay, on second thought stick with that I think we've got a discovery of extraterrestrial flora on our hands.

I come out of the bathroom and get offended by the smell of the litter box, but do nothing to fix it.

Fyska goes outside in her underwear to lay in the hammock.

And manages to fail... miserably. Actually it was more like she was rejected by the hammock, she went in and it bounced her out.

Prof takes a bath while Dero stares at the dirty toilet.

LT screws scientific discovery and starts to work on his painting again.

Like a misogynist, I walk away while Fyska cleans the dishes.

To play piano, which miraculously has offended no one yet.

Fyska then sits all alone at the table.

Prof finished taking a bath and Dero decides not to worry about the toilet.

That's uh... lovely LT, tell you what, we'll find some magnets after you're done and we'll put it on the refrigerator just for you!

Fyska decides to attempt the delicate art of Extreme Underwear Hammocking once more. In the rain...

SUCCESS!

Prof is afraid of rain, very afraid.

"Jragony, I was the one who got Donna pregnant."

"What was that Prof?"
"Oh, nothing, so how about them mortars and pestles!?"

Fyska looks like she's having fun...

Amazing, Dero finally cleans the toilet!

Uh... Dero, I think you did something wrong there bud.

Nevermind!

But he still won't touch that cat box, which is probably 30 times less grody than that toilet was.

Will anyone clean that litter box? Will Fyska conquer hammock sports? Will Prof conquer his fear of rain? Stay tuned for part 2!

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Jragony — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:57:35 GMT

To fill the order of "more damnit" I got the images. Apparently Irfanview has a moral problem capturing images unless you alt+tab out of the Sims and then back in, then it works fine regardless of your settings. Now I just need to delete, crop and add commentary and I'll have your update... soon.

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Jragony — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:35:15 GMT

Okay guys, in a flash of idiocy I forgot to turn off the hardware overlay, epic facepalm. Now that I've got that sorted out I'll prepare a nice update for you guys on Friday (I love only having classes M-Th).

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Derobrash — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:46:22 GMT

Apparently you got Fyska's star sign right by the way.

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Lynchingparty — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:52:45 GMT

I just checked this out.... and I gotta agree with The Bag.... more damnit!

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Lord_Terrible — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:47:02 GMT

Cooking and painting... A little off reality, but I like it

Keep 'em coming!