Fable: The Lost Chapters

Re: Funniest things at TLC

Chaoto — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:41:39 GMT

SinisterDragonz:
"I knew Maze was a coward, but you, you are the biggest dissapointment of all. You have been given too much power, and it has corrupted you. But it isn't too late to turn back. Stop this now, and there is still hope for you. For all of us. Please, let me teleport you to the graveyard. Take Nostros soul instead!" "No" "Very fell hero, do your worst. I am no defenceless old man! I have powers that you can't begin to-" *groin kick* "AAAUUUHHH!!!!" *stabs* Best boss fight EVER.

That was hilarious, my friend had his stick equiped so it looked like he stabbed the Guild Master wth it.

Re: Funniest things at TLC

alexisrose — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:18:42 GMT

meralonne:

Head over to Twinblade's Camp after defeating him. There should be plenty of bandits hanging around the campfires doing nothing. They will not attack you. If your renown is high enough, you can use the "Follow" expression on them, though it's not likely to work if you're playing a y-two-shoes.

Once you have your foul minions in line, fast travel back to Oakvale and start a fight with someone. Anyone. You don't have to kill them. Starting any kind of brawl is usually enough to set the bandits off.

Get your popcorn and enjoy the carnage.

I'm going to go back and play TLC sometime and try that!

Re: Funniest things at TLC

twelthdoctor — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:57:38 GMT

You are probably confusing the word Archon. The first Archon/ William Black/Scythe wore gold armor, while the "king of Archon" described in the item description likely refers to a descendant, all of whom took the title/name "Archon" during their rule. Or it could be a confliction . . . but Fable lore does cover it.

Re: Funniest things at TLC

SW337x7OO7H — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:59:31 GMT

I think a pretty funny thing is that the Archon wore Gold armor, when his battle armor was forged from the corpse of the last Platinum Golem to roam Albion.

Re: Funniest things at TLC

twelthdoctor — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:21:07 GMT

I enjoy reading graves, sneaking into houses at night, picking the door, and stabbing/ shooting/ electrocuting the owners in their beds, walking out, and buying the house. If one makes it to the sightline of a guard, it's rampage time ;]. afterwards, I improve my PR by getting every villager in town drunk (it's also just darn fun to watch the poor sods wandering around the town and mumbling).

Re: Funniest things at TLC

Lady_Grey — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:50:17 GMT

-Rampage on Oakvale then buying all the property.
-Killing Whisper (I don't know why I find this funny )
-Eating crunchy chicks.
-Killing the woman at Rose Cottage.
-Killing Faeries (Oh how I hate them !)

Re: Funniest things at TLC

meralonne — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:01:50 GMT

Asai:

Rickemosh:
i always liked to gather up as many bandits as i could from twinblades camp n then take em to oakvale were i would then turn to each of em n say in my tonless voice "wait" and then they wpuld all run after the villagers and kill them all...n i didnt even have to do anything

I am wondering how to do that in the game if you could share your knowledge with a mere apprentice you would earn a hearty thanks.

Asai

Head over to Twinblade's Camp after defeating him. There should be plenty of bandits hanging around the campfires doing nothing. They will not attack you. If your renown is high enough, you can use the "Follow" expression on them, though it's not likely to work if you're playing a y-two-shoes.

Once you have your foul minions in line, fast travel back to Oakvale and start a fight with someone. Anyone. You don't have to kill them. Starting any kind of brawl is usually enough to set the bandits off.

Get your popcorn and enjoy the carnage.

Re: Funniest things at TLC

Asai — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:50:19 GMT

Rickemosh:
i always liked to gather up as many bandits as i could from twinblades camp n then take em to oakvale were i would then turn to each of em n say in my tonless voice "wait" and then they wpuld all run after the villagers and kill them all...n i didnt even have to do anything

I am wondering how to do that in the game if you could share your knowledge with a mere apprentice you would earn a hearty thanks.

Asai

Re: Funniest things at TLC

Jodokonthefirst — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 14:42:17 GMT

Chieffie:
Jodokonthefirst:
Eh wish he was resurrected so I can beat him down again and again and again
I have some of him He's in the 'Thunder Strength Potion' in Fable II

Nah i mean bring him back to his original self and beating him down again with a my gun

Re: Funniest things at TLC

mystic_wolf83 — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:13:41 GMT

Not quite from Fable: TLC but it is a reference to The Lost Chapters from Fable II:

...The Guildmaster was said to be found with the words, "Your Health is Low." engraved on his forehead. -or something to that effect.

Re: Funniest things at TLC

meralonne — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:23:47 GMT

I always found your first meeting with Maze in Bowerstone to be quite amusing. Particularly when I'm standing there in Dark Plate and Chainmail and he tells me I need to upgrade my equipment...

Re: Funniest things at TLC

Chieffie — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:31:47 GMT

Jodokonthefirst:
Eh wish he was resurrected so I can beat him down again and again and again

I have some of him

He's in the 'Thunder Strength Potion' in Fable II

Re: Funniest things at TLC

Jodokonthefirst — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:58:21 GMT

Eh wish he was resurrected so I can beat him down again and again and again

Re: Funniest things at TLC

Rickemosh — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 09:38:59 GMT

Yea i really hted him...the way he thought he was better But we showed him muahaahaahaha

Re: Funniest things at TLC

Jodokonthefirst — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 07:19:20 GMT

Eh Thunder deserved it always thinking anything can beat your hero