The Shaynedude Review Corner:The Best Review Talk show On Tmo Ep 1
Shaynedude: Hi,wellSparky made me a neat logo link image
http://community.lionhead.com/forums/thread/2916759.aspx
I like it,I made a moving logo but I actually like bolth of 'em I'll put his in my sig,bt credit him of coarse. But anayway I saw The Strangers Saturday,It was awsome,but more on that later. Im currently working on A horror movie called Pages,it's about a horror writer that needs insperating for her new book,bt gets more then she wanted. Now Onto The first review
It's the #1 horror film on Tmo,
Population ZERO
Ok now onto the current #1 Horror film on Tmo,Population Zero
It opes with a women who talks to erself. She tells us that he is the last person left,which makes a liar out of the title. She finds a man yet is not surprised that she thinks he's lve,but he is a zombie,she drives off. She comes home and uses her speak and spell to narate how it all hppend(or mabe it was a talking greeting crd,if so,I wish i could get my hands on a "Sorry im a zombie" talking card). Her husband is called to se a zombie,but he cant understand how an infection can do something,..ow,he dosen't need a job as whatever looks at dead people if he has never heard of a cold or something. The greeting card tells more to her but a jet flies over her house(Cool,zombies fly planes!..ZOMBIE AIRLINES:Eating you and serving you since 190
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. And appearently her husband died(with his Iq mabe he saw a glare in the window and fell out trying to grab it). And now she's the oly surviver. She then shoots a zombie trying to get in her houseish thing. Then there is a view of the messy city. BNow they do a view of a messy city in all zombie films,bu how did it get messy? I douby everyone was in the street eating before the infection hit. She trys to call for outher people,I guess her greeting card is with her,or mabe she talks verry strange..the viris can't be to
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for the voise box I suppose. Then while the greeting card goes on a zombie once again flies a plan overhead..I thought planes were mostly quiet. Oh wait! It was a helicoptor! And it lands,well im happy that we wont hear it anymore! It is dave,appearently the lady and or greeting card knows hm,wel then thats another lie from the title. Anywho appearently there are survivers outside the city wall. She goes with him,in my poinion thats a stupid move...at least eave thwe greeting card or make it shut up. The go in a helicoptor. Then it is to be continued...
Well that was honestly bad. The constant helicoptor drounded out the horrible voice and t was reay un beliveable(in the bad way).
+1 for giving me a reason rto make popcorn.
+1 for tricking people to thinking its goof.
_1 for lieing twice
_1 for the helicoptor
-1 fo the electro voice
-1 for it not being beliveable
A Big Fat F( im grading theese now)
And Now for out NON TMO FILM
THE STRANGERS
Well this film was wonderful.
This unhappy couple go to his house after she refuses his proposal. And then she takes a bath(hat was impotant enigh to be put in,hey I remember it vividly). And this this lady with a creepy bt sexy voice ask for Tamara(If I was i the house i would put on a wig and say "Hi, im Ta,mara,But call me Shayne). But Tamara is not there she walks off. Then the guy goes to do someting away from the house (not pee or anything but I can't remember. ill just say he's going to but the 2nd season of Reba on dvd to celebrate her saying no to the idea of marage). So he drives off (to Walmart). Meanwhile she sits and lstens to creepy music,until the sex vpiced lady asks for Tamara. But the non sexy viced lady says
"You already came by here"(When a sexy voiced lady comes and asks for Tamara,you say (no,t she'll be by son,and she wants pictures of you) and the lady walks away. Then this guy breaks in with a potato sack or something over his head and the normal voiced lady runs into a rom and breaks her lamp(Now that was stupidbut hwey,she cuts her hand,mabe she'll learn a lesson now). Then her would be husband comes home and dosen't belive her.
Well you gotta see the rest,so go see t it was a well deserved 5 stars frm me,but beware
ITS A LOVE IT OR HATE IT FILM
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