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       This Is Shaynedude's Review Corner,
Where The Corner Is The Best Place To Be

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  What to get your masterpice reviewed?

  Well once every week Shaynedude will pick 5 moview from this thread

  THAT SOUND INTRESTING TO HIM

  and post his reviews.

  To get your movie reviewed



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  I will review it like this


High School Girls(SPOILER ALERT)

  This film was really ,the fact that a 44 minute film could be and captivating is amazing on its own.

  So a girl ha died and Jessica and Christol mee this strange guy at her feanurel. It was a scuicided that caused the death and this strange guy
Dr.Macavoi/Macavoy(I like the i better)
was her theapapist.
Well I don't think its a idea for a theripist to show up for a feanurel of his clients which was a scuicide,but hey you don't really pay that much attetion to that. He trys to lure the girls into his car. But my favorite line shows us that thier not the dumbass horror move girls.
"Yeah,like fer shure,cause we like always go riding off in a car with strange men we just met".
So he coveres it up.
 Later the girls go on a joyride,but they are 14,or at least Jessica is. So Mr.Macavoi calls the cops. when they get caught he tells the cops the joy ride
"was to astablish a feeling of life".
 H recomends they be sent to him for thearpy. So they are. Candice is unshure of it so she runs away, Then at thearpy Mr.,or is it Dr...Ill call him Dr.M. Dr.
M tells Jessica to get naked,she says no. He tells her somethng about emtional clothes. She belives him.(I wouldn't).
 He says he's going to build a ouse far off into the woods for runaway teens,she sgrees to go.
(Remember kidso not go far off into the woods alone with an old man who asked you to take off your colthes).
 The next day they go. She heard noised commng from the cellar while he is outside playng with his pistol(NO NOT THAT!..Perve). She goes down to see that it is Candic,who is wrapped up in a towl. She tells her she is going to get help but Dr.M comes back with a gun and tells Jessica to get naked,she dose. Then he gets all licky on her face and she pushed him off. Candice tels her to leave her and she dose. Then Dr.M goes into the woods and rapes her. Later he is caught.
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  Final thoughts:
  I liked how it was long but every minute fit. +1
I also like how Dr. M was somewhat belveabl to the parents. +1
I also like ho complex his lines were,in face everyones lines fit that chacter. +2
I also like how it seamed helpless yet survibeale and amny outher emotions. + 2
I also likes how the plot dealt with rapein a raw way that makes you feel uncomfortable. + 1
Im also amazed on how lon it took ad how much reacherch and tought was put into it. + 4= 11
But  I felt some of the chacters had somewhat of a horror movie nieveness. - 2

 Final Rating   9/10

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Hey, Shayne! 

Introducing a film from Teh Poptart Kid

Starring:

Kyle Ronsky: Played by Teh Poptart Kid

Narrator: Played by Teh Poptart Kid

Music: Del's Psychotic strings music
6headedmonster's dark tube music
Alan400's music stopper
Loyd's Horror theme music
6headedmonster's dream cabinet music

Props: Eobaggs poptart Prop

Backdrop: Ozman's Purple clouds backdrop

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Poptart Mania!

Genre: Horror/Thriller/Comedy/Creature Feature

Length: 5:57

Link: http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/149007

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Thanks! I really appreciate it!    

By the way, summer vacation is around the corner. May I inspect your corner to find it?     

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

RETALIATION: THE SNEEK PEAK!

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/149970

2 minutes long

Action

Thanks mate!

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In The Cover of Darkness
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/148670




- Winner of the LNEYME competition by Ravensfan09
- A man in an African tribe must journey into the forest to acquire water for his pregnant wife and the water-less village.

Thanks!

shaynedude:

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No Sex For You

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/149834

This was my submission for The Roger Thong Contest 2008.  It is best summed up by Roger and Kens' reviews:

rjb2112:

The thinking man's Roger Thong entry!

kuroken:

cautionary tale for all of you studs out there - what begins with a writer searching to break his writer's block quickly turns into a psycho-sexual drama as the writer commits the ultimate "me so horny" faux-pas.

Thanks.

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Stressed?

Three Slasher Movies

Miss World Massacre - http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/150007

Sheila Johnson is a Miss World Contestant
With no worries on her mind, until her fellow contestants start showing up dead.
Will Sheila figure out the identity of the killer or will she be the next victim?

Elenora Swinton Metal Festival - http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/150008

Elenora Swinton has been dead for two years.
And her widowed husband is arranging a metal festival in her memory.
But Elenora is still not pleased, and she returns fom her grave.

Pool Party Massacre - http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/150009

Lindsays parents are going away for the weekend.
And Lindsay is throwing a party, a pool party.
But an uninvited visitor is paying the party-goers a deadly visit.

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Three Slasher Movies You don't want to miss!

http://movies.lionhead.com/studio/VandrendeOrn

Sounds great.

 

Title: "The Creepy Clown Visits - A Poem"

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/148719

Genre: Horror

Length: 09:20 minutes

Resume: A homicidal clown tells the grim tales of how he tormented and killed an old couple and how he came to find killing amusing in the first place.

 

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A Horror Movie Like NO OTHER on TMO!

OUT NOW!!!

The Creepy Clown Visits - A Poem

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/148719

Tie's Studio
http://movies.lionhead.com/studio/Tie

Check out this little Public Service announcement: http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/149190

Dr. Mezmeros House of Henchmen, its like a commercial aimed at ArchVillains. And if you likeD that I made a few more....

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http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/152262


FREE riott

The Vague Adventures of Guy Man and Person Girl

6 min 36 sec

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/149978

Instructions:
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Take 2 vaguely superpowered heroes (Guy Man and Person Girl)
Add one even more ambiguously villain (Dr. Doer)
Include a pinch of generic, nameless henchmen
Stir
Bake at 450 degrees.
Serve and Enjoy.

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TMUnderground

My first TMO release - 2nd place in the ***** Spoiler ***** Compitition.
Runs 3:32
Sig's the link

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First up we've got a movie i've wanted to see for a while but never really got around to it
Poptart Mania
Byude123456hasreturned/Teh poptart kid(He hasn't really decided)

  Well it was verry odd from begining toend.

(Spoilers)

So this guy..lets call him David,eats pizza and goes to bed in his boxers. Then he sees lots of Poptarts on the subway and he wakes up in his colthes. Then he sees poptarts again and wakes up in his boxers....I thinks theres more than poptarts around..the infamous

CLOTHES LAWN FLIMANGOS!...

First south africa..now Tmo...when will they stop?

Well anyway he goes downstars and there are poprtarts on the news...then they are everywhere...

Final Throughts
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I like the fact that there was a strage cool looking poptart +2
I also like that his is one of few Hooror Comodies +2
I also like that hs scream s funny +2
Original idea +1
BBut i dont like that he has no name -1

FINAL SCORE 6/10

Wow,The trailer for 1 true god left me speecless...

  Well You berarly see films that incolve school shootings...
but now one that im shure deserves a little thing in the corner that counts gunshots...because Nick kills this dudes friend and then himself..and now  the outher dude has a hobby of killing because he osednt belive in god or something..

I like how it has a shooting +1
I like how it tlls about friends +1
It has music +1
It has a somewhat beliveable storyline +1
 4/5

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Into The Cover Of Darkness

Wow this film made me go Holy crap more times hen...well Tmo rarely dose that anymore and when it dose its usually at the end of a film when you say

"Holy crap did I really just sit through 10 minutes of that"

But this film had plot twists

REVIEW(SPOILERS)

 So 3 chacters are in africa on a camp or something...but one guy is really african.
  So anyway appearently there isn't water in that aere and the african guys wife is dying..and there is a myth of a watefall somewhere in the forest So
The guy at camp
The african guy
and the priest
decide to go find it..
  Soon they come to a stop and are thirsty
so the priest cimbes  a tree to get barries...but
HE IS BARBECUED!
but what makes it worse..om his way climbing the tree he said
"I think god is with me on this one"
BAM! Priest go down!....now if I make a movie i'm not brave enough to kill off a priest..thats like killing the pope or something!...but anyway I think thier would be a chance of them eating the priest because of hiunger and stuff but noone wants to see that in a movie..so they go on...

  Soon the camp man comes to the conclusion that its the africans fault..so he tries to kill him..but the african guy pulls out a sledge hammer out of his ass(aka out of nowhere). And hammers his head in.... wow this movie has everything you could ask for
 Barbecues prisets
Bashed in heads
and roses...

  So then he finds water...wow ..a perfect end to a perfect day...

  He goes home...

+1 for vos
+1 for an original idea
+ 1 for dead priest
+1 for making it look like he climed a tree
+ 1 for bashed in head
+1 for him find  water...
+ 1 for music
+2 for a movie overall
+ 1 more for vos

  A PERFECT 10 BBQ'd PRIESTS


 

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Hey, Shayne! 

Thanks for the review! I really appreciate it! 

TPK

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Your welcome

UPDATE:I'll Review 'em when I ferel like it..no more 5 a week at once..mabe on a daw or 1 a week or whatever ... i like watching movies..and i hate capatilizing my "i"s..they look cute when thier small...

i

anyone agree?

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I Agree

Title: Parris Holmes: Super Spy

Link: http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/131691

Parris Holmes is a Super Spy don’t you know. He has one day to stop Mrs. Spankhurst’s plan. With the help of the Colonel and some what dubious gadgets, can he save the world?

Parris Holmes Features:

Over 700 plus animated stills
Original Score by al3xw
Voice over done by drama drop outs
Custom Sound Effects

Pimp Saga Episode 1

 

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/131317

 

Rated-R Strong language, violence, adult Situations

A Comedy about Manny Styles and his two best friends; and the crazy things that happen in their lives. This is an intro movie and tells about 90% of the back story. The success of this movie will dictate weather I will continue on or start a different series.

 

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"I think pimp therefore I am."~Katt Williams

http://www.pimptightstudios.com

Here is mine:

Title: THE WATER AND THE WOODS

Length: 26 mins

Studio Name: Userjosh9874

PLOT:
Young girls are disappearing in the outskirts of a small town, called Black River. Two detectives follow a lead to a hotel in the middle of the woods. When they become isolated within the sinister place due to a violent storm, suspicion begins to rise, and unimaginable horrors are around every corner. With no other options, their only hope is to confront the unknown...

Or will the unknown confront them first?

CAST (In order of appearance):

Josephkw as Detective Henry Hewitt
Perkybunny as Detective Cecilia Brown
Azuresama as Emily Richards
K4ownzall as The Innkeeper
Killer_Actress as Hope
Pixiestix as Lilith
Userjosh9874 as Hooded Figure
Pookashells as Hooded Figure
Yamimarik as Hooded Figure
OD-Ork-Boy as Hooded Figure (Uncredited)
Sisch as The Monster...

LINK:

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/150404

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How bout my entry into the Newbfest08 comp. with this little diddy about a squad of heroes forced to deal with the rampant destruction of Brother Grim (goofparade) and Worm (snakeEater42).....

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/150436

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http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/152262


FREE riott

TheMGMKid1

Rio Diablo

Length: 26 min 26 sec.

Ruby Sanchez arrives at Rio Diablo Ranch and changes things for the McInnis brothers forever.

 

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/149460

 

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Well i've got lots to say. 

I made a logo


And Monday I'll get high speed. That means i'll get to watch and review movies without downlodeing them.


REVIEW

The pool party massacre.

  Well this reminded me of my favorite 80s slasher. The Slumber Party Masare(which
i can't find on dvd : (   )

So Lyndasy Thrpws a party(a pool party). Her parents have bought her a kiddie pool for her brthday. But some people are getting killed off 1 by one. During sex a girl gets throwing ot of the window by...I call him Blue Man. Blue man stalks up to the "final girl" and i shot by the girl he threw out of the window.

Well this movie was really . But there is not a lot to "pro and con"

7/10

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Well heres my new movie Crazy Cam the movie just over 2 and half minutes long enjoy

Yes Crazy Cam the movie is here full cast list and this is werid,funny and sometimes random and wacky of course

Cast List
Oliva Conney - Amy Howard
Chris Berry - Gay Lover 1
Michael Tourleis Gay Lover