It's been awhile since I have reviewed any movies around here, so I am going to give a few reviews out. 
   The way I used to review doesn't always work anymore.  Many filmakers here have grown beyond the need for the way I used to review, so I will give you two options for review.  The basic and the Advanced.
 
Basic review:  This is my old way of reviewing, It will focus more on the technical aspects, best for those who are just getting used to tools and havn't gotten to the point where technical problems are not an issue. This review will dicuss things such as how well the scenes are edited together and how well the voice overs sound.  It does have some non-technical aspects to it, but it generaly doesn't go deep in to the artistic portion of it.

Advanced Review:  This review is quite a bit harsher.  It will cover the more artistic aspects of it, how well the camera was used to prevent the same old boring scene aspect from cropping up.  How well the dialogue came across, did it sound natural, or not.  Did the modding work well, or did they stick out.  This review will be much harder to get scores in, and if you have technical Problems it will really hurt your score here.

   So, post your movie here if you would like a review.
Rules:
 1. make sure you specify if you want a basic or advanced review.  if you don't tell me I wont review it. 
 2.only one movie per person, the movies have gotten longer and longer as of late and it will take a while to go through one I wont have the time to go through several from one person.  If you post more than one, I will review the first one listed.
 3.  If you have a series that requires all the parts to be watched, post the first one with links to the other parts, I won't guarantee a review on all parts, but if I have time I will go back through and watch them.
 4. In will probably ask people to stop posting movies if I start getting behind, so make sure you read through and see if I am still accepting movies before you post.

Looking forward to the movies, keep on filming.

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/150083

A man and woman meet at a bar...and things take off from there...

It's not your typical romance, so be prepared.

7 min 53 sec

I would very much enjoy an advanced review.

Thanks so much for reviewing peoples' films.

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The Alfred Hitchcock Competition
Bad Acquaintances

Advanced please. Bring it!

SCUM

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/150395

6 min 44 sec

Enjoy!

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TMUnderground

I'd like an advanced review for the movie Dignity http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/149709 please.

Thanks.

Cipher

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Stressed?

I'll take an advanced burger with extra cheese, chilli, fries and a large pepsi




**WARNING CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND ADULT THEMES**

Welcome to HATED - a short monologue by me (Sparky) with music composed by Norrie

Hated is a socially focused piece delivered by the all so elequant 'Skid' who, as you will see, has his own views on the subject

Written and Directed by Sparky1512

Music by Norrie

VO's by Sparky1512

Poster by Sparky1512

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This is just a trailer, so I guess a basic review would do.

Office Wars Trailer

Comedy

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/150850


Enjoy!

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Now out!!!
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/151600

Advanced review please.

"The Creepy Clown Visits - A Poem"
Is the tale about a traumatized child who went insane when he saw his mother being killed by his father. Years later after having avenged his mothers death he realizes that he finds killing funny and begins to kill off random people while wearing clown makeup. One night he arrive at the door of an old couple where he is being treated with semi-hostility and it wakes the sleeping murderer within him. The whole tale is narrated by the clown as a psychotic childrens rhyme.

Story and poem written, directed and voiced by Andreas Faaborg Nielsen aka Tie.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

document.write(mov_genre); Horror

Length document.write(mov_length); 9 mins 50 secs

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/148719

Thanks.

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A Horror Movie Like NO OTHER on TMO!

OUT NOW!!!

The Creepy Clown Visits - A Poem

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/148719

Tie's Studio
http://movies.lionhead.com/studio/Tie

Thanks for your time! =)

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/150559

Title:Hard Life
Genrerama
Length:6:50min
It's the negative experiences in life that form you the most,
but it's the positive experiences that give you strengh, that make you love life.

Cast:
pookashells as Robert
OD-Ork-Boy  as Jo
K4ownzall   as Father
Mrs Guppi   as Mother
Sisch       as Becky
NicklasM    as Young Robert

Music:
Ehma (www.jamendo.com/free for commercial use when credited)

Modding:
Rileyman, Tarison, ubernewbie, DrHouse, Walverine,
Fraasmovies, TheFlyingDuDe and the dc-modding team.

Moddingsites:
8eyedbaby.com, fraasmovies.com, skinshack.co.uk and dcmodding.com

Soundeffects:
The Movies Game and self recorded.

Special Tanks to
Rileyman for all his great modding tools.
NicklasM for motivation and his oppinion on everything.

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ADVANCED PLEASE

 

PimpTightStudios

Terror Tales Two

7:00

Horror

Rated PG-13

Welcome back To 666 Terror Terrace; The home of Terrance Tyrone Terrible! Where he is ready To Tell you more Terrifying Tales of Tortuous Torment and Treacherous Trials! I hope you’re not Too Timid Teeheeheee! Terror Tales is done with “80’s TV horror” Styling so sit back, relax and enjoy the show!

 

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/150898

 

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"I think pimp therefore I am."~Katt Williams

http://www.pimptightstudios.com

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/150472

Zombie Island

A U.S. Commando Squad runs into a deadly terror during a covert operation.

(Could I please have an advance review. Thanks for taking the time to do this and your contribution to the TMO community)

SS Venture - Episode I: The Betrayer

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/151103

The crew on SS Venture discovers an old cargo-ship that suddenly disappeared 30 years ago, and there are many ghost-stories about it between the men at the United Spacefleet. They decides to send a small group into the ship to find out what happened, but that soon shows to be a great mistake...

Hm... advanced review

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Official webiste: www.ssventure.tk

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/151103 <--- CLICK HERE! DON'T CONSIDER IT, JUST DO IT!

A basic review on this please:

link: http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/150119

Two personell meet on the ATLAS and fall in love. But life on a military vessel is frought with hazards
and protocol problems. And when a dangerous mission arrives, the real trouble begins.

Cast:
Captain John Hero : Kwistufa
Commander O'Toole : Killer_Actress
The Major : Ubernewbie
Master Sergeant Kwong: JospehKW
The Doctor : Mrs Guppi
Li Riley: Dirk Wallace
Corperal Amanda Harrison : Jennaw
Chief DeSoto and Lt Zimpala : EmeraldEdge
The CAG : Goofparade

Guest Stars:
Ken White and Sparky1512

Music by:
MaestroRage
Madboss
Uber remixed tunes

Props Masters:
MarvellousGuppiMovies
MikeDBoing

Mods:
Tarison
Templeofthegods
Rysto
Monkeybiz
Stvndysn
Budbundiesmullet
Rik_Vargard
Shoni88
melghoul

Overlays:
Ubernewbie
Bongoman

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I'll take one Advanced Review please!

Title: Guns And Games
Rated: PG-13
Genre: Action/Experimental
Length: 3 minutes 10 seconds
Description: This is an experimental film. I am attempting to increase my FreeCam, Set Dressing, and Post Production skills. It is about one man fighting against a gang of bunny rabbits. There is no real story (which will probably get points deducted from your review), but it is entertaining. For the maximum viewing experience, please watch this movie in full screen, or you can watch it in the highest quality on Blip.tv.

I know that the description sounds awful, but I want honest reviews for my movies. I don't want anymore "Great movie! Watch mine!" reviews. It is only 3 minutes of your time.

Thanks.

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Life is like fighting a dinosaur, it's really hard. - Jon Lajoie

Thanks for your time reviewing people's films.

Just the basics please - check the fluids and plugs. No need to rotate the tires on a trailer.

Thanks and is there coffee in the waiting area?

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Thanks for the review! I enjoy reading honest reviews instead of "Great job!" The whole review outline looks great, but  I'm not sure how a 9/20 got me two stars. That sounds like one-star for me. Well, again, thanks for the review. I appreciate it!

Nevermind, I did the math and I got 2.25 stars.

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Life is like fighting a dinosaur, it's really hard. - Jon Lajoie

I'd like an Advanced Review.
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Movie title:  XXIV: XXI - Tape 1

Length:  12 minutes 31 seconds

Movie Info

Joseph is a promising film student hoping to make a name for himself. With his camcorder always at his side, he hopes to one day create something memorable. His friends Jason, a marine, and Marcus, a successful med student, have been with him since childhood. The three of them are ready to take on life together. However, strange events begin to take place on a global scale. The three find themselves isolated in a city pursued by something beyond their comprehension. Instead of preparing for life, the trio find themselves bracing for the end. From TreWill7, director and creator of "The Deed of Midnight" series, comes an epic horrifying adventure, that will test the bond and nature of three friends and may ultimately judge the fate of mankind itself.

(Click image for link)


Looking forward to your thoughts.

-tre

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XXIV : XXI - Tape 1

a tree in autumn

ok, I have reviewed all the films listed.  So far the following films have received a notable rating from me.

5 star basic review - Enigma 3 ep 3 Love Birds -  by ubernewbie

4 star Advanced review - Hated -  by Sparky1512

                                       The creepy Clown comes to Visit - a poem - by Tie

                                       Hard Life -  by TFD

                                       Terror Tales Two - by rjanaconda

                                       Zombie Island - by simpsdog

                                       XXIV : XXI - Tape 1 - by Trewill7

 

So far no one has gotten a five star Advanced review, as people can tell, 5 star advanced reviews are very hard to get.  Any film that gets a four star advanced is worth seeing, and I recomend any of the films I have listed above. 

If there are any more films, keep them coming.  I am not the fastest reviewer out there, (Usually 5 or 6 a week), but they do get done. 

 Happy filmmaking

Title: Darkshade: Origins 1

Link: http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/151751

Description: It's the first entry in my new superhero series. A scientist is hurt in an explosion at a nuclear plant wakes up and he has powers...This is just an into to the series

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HECTOR AND DALE

TMU
Hector and Dale

Hey, wishfullthinker! I guess I would like an advanced review on the comedy "Office Wars." It is 15 minutes long.

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/151600



Description:
Here in this office, there live a psychologically repressed employee who goes by the name of Anastasia. He, along with his coworkers, must literally survive death under the terrifying reign of the over-aged, over-ugly horror, Judge Horrifying. As the tension escalates, their hopes of survival grow slim. What will Anastasia and company do?

Enjoy!

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Now out!!!
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/151600

I'll be very glad if you review my new movie, Love (A Short Comedy Movie). You can find it here.

"There are some questions that we don't have to ask. NEVER!"

This is a very short movie (about 30 secs long).
I hope you'll like it!

I don't know what kind of review I want..It's only 30 seconds long! If I can, I'll let you to choose, if I can't, let's try with the basic one .

Bye and thank you.

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NOW SHOWING
The tell-tale Heart

Watch it now!