scythe02:Any ideas on who the 'right' one is?..
I had it narrowed down to two "wife types", despite the different looks.
It all comes down to the, ahem, noises.
If this is what you're asking about, because it seems pretty obvious that the right wife is the one that thinks you're "so norrrty!" and declares that her type of joy, even Jack can't destroy.
To know that before you marry them, simply marry the ones that say "How about a ring for my finger ayyy?" or, "Two words: Wedding, Ring." the ones that say "I'll be needing a wedding ring, I think." and "Would you do me the honour of blah blah..." sound very nice but don't want to sleep with you, and maybe even give you worse presents.
They both, however, are hilarious and different when drunk.
You can't sleep with a drunk one, can you? Don't ask me why I was trying.