List in Game Informer re: Fable 2

Top 10 Things Overheard From Other Players' Orbs in Fable II

10. How do I get rid of an STD?

9. Hey, let's go sleep with your wife.

8. I totally just saw Peter Molyneux!  He gave me a million gold!

7. Why does my girl look like a gross bodybuilder?

6.  Hey, turn your safety off.

5. Can you kill your dog?

4. Aw, man! I lost my wood combo.

3. Why am I so fat?

2. Dang it, I'm already married.  Can I still have sex with people?

1. Seriously, turn your safety off.  I promise to behave.

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I found it pretty amusing, for the mere fact that I heard waaaaay worse stuff than this from Orbs.  Anyone else hear anything ridiculous? (I guess that's like asking if anyone eats breakfast)

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lol

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JD: Dr. Cox...
Dr.Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'
JD: See ya!

Number 9 and 4 are my favorite.

"got any dolls mate?"

"DOLLS"

"I really, really need some gold" (This guy had over a million gold btw)

"Dude , i have like , 10 wives."

"*random screaming*"

 

 

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I rock your socks. And my own sometimes.

Nobody's a virgin , because life screws us all.

meralonne:

Note to all posters: Underking is da man.

No , YOU the man!

I haven't been online yet but I can only imagine like every other game that has female characters and the option to take clothing off there are those whack jobs who offer to strip for gold...

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"I'm Sofa King We Todd Did Four Re Ding Diss Cent Ants Two Mae's Elf."

..........................................................................Yes...Yes You Are.

I hate it when people start acting like douchebags when I'm roaming Albion.  Nothing worse than having a screaming 13 year old in your ear when you're trying to go on a murder spree.  If there was only a way of casting spells on Orbs and giving them a fiery death...*sigh*

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I know what you mean , this one kid actually started shouting at me and telling me to "get off his game".

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I rock your socks. And my own sometimes.

Nobody's a virgin , because life screws us all.

meralonne:

Note to all posters: Underking is da man.

No , YOU the man!

O__O.  You should have joined his game and killed his family.

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AbsintheMinded0:

I hate it when people start acting like douchebags when I'm roaming Albion.  Nothing worse than having a screaming 13 year old in your ear when you're trying to go on a murder spree.  If there was only a way of casting spells on Orbs and giving them a fiery death...*sigh*

I so wan that spell.

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I would use it on a daily basis. =P

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AbsintheMinded0:

List in Game Informer re: Fable 2

Top 10 Things Overheard From Other Players' Orbs in Fable II

10. How do I get rid of an STD?

9. Hey, let's go sleep with your wife.

8. I totally just saw Peter Molyneux!  He gave me a million gold!

7. Why does my girl look like a gross bodybuilder?

6.  Hey, turn your safety off.

5. Can you kill your dog?

4. Aw, man! I lost my wood combo.

3. Why am I so fat?

2. Dang it, I'm already married.  Can I still have sex with people?

1. Seriously, turn your safety off.  I promise to behave.

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I found it pretty amusing, for the mere fact that I heard waaaaay worse stuff than this from Orbs.  Anyone else hear anything ridiculous? (I guess that's like asking if anyone eats breakfast)

rofl that's awesome

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Seriously, turn your safety off, I promise to behave, is what I hear a lot  from my friends.

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AbsintheMinded0:

I hate it when people start acting like douchebags when I'm roaming Albion.  Nothing worse than having a screaming 13 year old in your ear when you're trying to go on a murder spree.  If there was only a way of casting spells on Orbs and giving them a fiery death...*sigh*

A-Frickin-MEN to that.

Then there's those kids who go "Can I have some gold?" Holy crud kid, buy some property.

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A riddle wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a joke, sprinkled with a touch of insanity.

If you're going to hate/like something or someone, hate/like that thing or person for the right reasons.

Pause > Options > Game > Online Orbs > set to Friends Only.

I thoroughly dislike screaming 13-year olds as well.

I'll take a Screaming Banshee please.

Or my girlfriend screaming when we .......... 

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oldDj:

I'll take a Screaming Banshee please.

I think even Banshees would embrace sweet death when facing screaming kids like those.

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A riddle wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a joke, sprinkled with a touch of insanity.

If you're going to hate/like something or someone, hate/like that thing or person for the right reasons.

most fun thing to do is fun they are really anoyying you is the old fashion murder there family and everthing else in the area

it a classic to just laugh at them as the keep telling you to stop

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Take the Role-Playing Stereotype quiz.

Larghaz:

oldDj:

I'll take a Screaming Banshee please.

I think even Banshees would embrace sweet death when facing screaming kids like those.

Banshees would be screaming for death, instead of initiating it.  I find myself struggling to try and keep my eyeballs from bleeding when faced with these prepubescent douchewibblers.

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AbsintheMinded0:

Larghaz:

oldDj:

I'll take a Screaming Banshee please.

I think even Banshees would embrace sweet death when facing screaming kids like those.

Banshees would be screaming for death, instead of initiating it.  I find myself struggling to try and keep my eyeballs from bleeding when faced with these prepubescent douchewibblers.

"Prepubescent douchewibblers" Nice one.

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I rock your socks. And my own sometimes.

Nobody's a virgin , because life screws us all.

meralonne:

Note to all posters: Underking is da man.

No , YOU the man!

AbsintheMinded0:

Larghaz:

oldDj:

I'll take a Screaming Banshee please.

I think even Banshees would embrace sweet death when facing screaming kids like those.

Banshees would be screaming for death, instead of initiating it.  I find myself struggling to try and keep my eyeballs from bleeding when faced with these prepubescent douchewibblers.

I've only been on these boards for a few weeks now (even though I've played Fable, Fable TLC and Fable 2 to death), but I've already noticed that certain posters are quite...imaginative...

Keep up the work!

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squidproquo:

You are a murdering machine, sir.

No, I don't have a sex change potion. But I do have this!

meralonne:

AbsintheMinded0:

Larghaz:

oldDj:

I'll take a Screaming Banshee please.

I think even Banshees would embrace sweet death when facing screaming kids like those.

Banshees would be screaming for death, instead of initiating it.  I find myself struggling to try and keep my eyeballs from bleeding when faced with these prepubescent douchewibblers.

I've only been on these boards for a few weeks now (even though I've played Fable, Fable TLC and Fable 2 to death), but I've already noticed that certain posters are quite...imaginative...

Keep up the work!

What's life if you can't combine silly words to make insulting comments? =]

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Indeed.

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I rock your socks. And my own sometimes.

Nobody's a virgin , because life screws us all.

meralonne:

Note to all posters: Underking is da man.

No , YOU the man!

My personal kind of revenge is to join there game and shock them to death. hopefully they never fix that glitch, I love being the henchmen and electrociting the anoying kid to death when I join there game. Palpatine anyone?

moonfever:

Seriously, turn your safety off, I promise to behave, is what I hear a lot  from my friends.

lol Just tell them that they can behave well with the safety on.

I can't immagine what kind of idiot would actually fall for something like that or what kind of idiot would expect to be believed when saying he/she will behave when asking for the safety to be turned off. 

 

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DarthTrethon:

moonfever:

Seriously, turn your safety off, I promise to behave, is what I hear a lot  from my friends.

lol Just tell them that they can behave well with the safety on.

I can't immagine what kind of idiot would actually fall for something like that or what kind of idiot would expect to be believed when saying he/she will behave when asking for the safety to be turned off. 

 

You don't need safety off to cause havoc....all you need is to be in a town, and start bashing/shooting doors/windows. Your non-henchman friend will be mobbed by guards wanting to arrest him/her for vandlism ^^

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^Another of those lolwut? moments...mainly on the Insane part...

Saresa:

DarthTrethon:

moonfever:

Seriously, turn your safety off, I promise to behave, is what I hear a lot  from my friends.

lol Just tell them that they can behave well with the safety on.

I can't immagine what kind of idiot would actually fall for something like that or what kind of idiot would expect to be believed when saying he/she will behave when asking for the safety to be turned off. 

 

You don't need safety off to cause havoc....all you need is to be in a town, and start bashing/shooting doors/windows. Your non-henchman friend will be mobbed by guards wanting to arrest him/her for vandlism ^^

True but that usually lasts around .000000001 seconds before getting kicked out and scaring people doesn't have the kind of lasting effect that murder does.

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